gf wants a "beach read"

[Anonymous No.22263878]

for vacation with her family.
what red-pill novels I should get her?
nothing heavy

[Anonymous No.22263879]

Shes not gonna read it whatever it is

[Anonymous No.22263882]

>>22263878
the turner diaries unironically

[Anonymous No.22263888]

A red pill which is not heavy is not a red pill.

[Anonymous No.22263895]

>>22263879
she reads a ton, but light trendy novels

[Anonymous No.22263899]

>>22263888
you don'tg need a sledgehammer to make a birdhouse.
sometimes sowing seeds of doubt is more effective than screaming in someone's face with a megaphone, m8.

[Anonymous No.22263908]

>>22263899
Even if you use a tack hammer the result is still a birdhouse.

[Anonymous No.22263910]

Get her some Stephen King or something, chicks love the Kang.

[Anonymous No.22263950]

>>22263899
>midwit.png

[Anonymous No.22263954]

>>22263878
"The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo" by Taylor Jenkins Reid

[Anonymous No.22263966]

>>22263882
She's not American. Plus, it's extremely heavy.

[Anonymous No.22263970]

>>22263966
the turner diaries is a fun and undemanding read, what makes it heavy?

[Anonymous No.22263977]

>>22263954
>"The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo" by Taylor Jenkins Reid
“People think that intimacy is about sex. But intimacy is about truth. When you realize you can tell someone your truth, when you can show yourself to them, when you stand in front of them bare and their response is 'you're safe with me'- that's intimacy.”

Beautiful.

[Anonymous No.22263984]

>>22263970
...mass murder?

[Anonymous No.22263988]

>>22263984
you asked for redpill novels, inherent to the redpill is that billions must die

[Anonymous No.22263992]

>>22263878
The Alchemist. Either that or Looking for Alaska. If not those two then I could recommend Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach.

[Anonymous No.22264011]

>>22263878
Orwell's Animal Farm, unironically

[Anonymous No.22264053]

>>22263988
you don't seem to understand whst redpill mean. this bro does tho >>22264011

[Anonymous No.22264075]

Get her some Swedish crime or horror. Chicks love that shit. May I suggest The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, and Let the Right One In?

[Anonymous No.22264078]

>>22263878
Jaws

I read it in a beach in Tunisia. 2 shark attacks that week. Really set the mood.

[Anonymous No.22264086]

>>22263895
Pandora by Gene Wolfe. It's basically Wolfe but without all the subtext, a nice comfy read.

[Anonymous No.22264088]

>>22263878
Possibility of a platform or whatever hollaback novel is about tourism

[Anonymous No.22264108]

>>22263878
Brave New World

[Anonymous No.22264312]

>>22264108
came here to post this, also try rites of passage and the ecology of invasions

[Anonymous No.22264425]

>>22263988
incel brainlet take

[Anonymous No.22264431]

>>22263878
why get her anything else

[Anonymous No.22264443]

>>22264108
This is actually probably the best choice for a red pill beach read.

[Anonymous No.22264447]

>>22263878
Are you sure she didn't say "bitch read", anon?

[Anonymous No.22264454]

>>22263895
Give her The Wanting Seed

[Anonymous No.22264512]

Can second The Alchemist or anything else by that hack Paulo Coelho. Different enough to make her feel like she's learnt something but not different enough to break out of light beach read

[Anonymous No.22264517]

Wuthering Heights, Bro. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.22264536]

>>22263878
Jane Austen or Tolstoy? Maybe a Charlotte Bronte?

[Anonymous No.22264543]

>>22264053
Redpill half the times hear means "kill all minorities" because this a shit pseud /pol/ board, you have to use your words more carefully

[Anonymous No.22264784]

>>22264543
ugh

[Anonymous No.22264812]

Child of God, bit if you are anything to go by she might be too retarded to get it.
>>22264075
I don't think GWTDT is a redpill novel. I mean, the author thinks there is some clandestine nazi conspiracy among rich people who are united in their shared desire to rape women. Or maybe he just feels sad about never having done anything to help the poor woman he saw getting gangraped in an alley by a bunch of lower-class dregs.
>>22264543
I know you like being angry but you need to kys asap.

[Anonymous No.22264823]

>girlfriend wants a "beach read"
>my fist slams into her face
>girlfriend wants a backrub
>my fist slams into her face
>girlfriend wants me to pick up those ciders she likes
>my fist slams into her face
>girlfriend thinks she's smart, wants my fist slamming into her face
>throw her bitch sister down the stairs

[Anonymous No.22265147]

>>22264823
meds

[Anonymous No.22265185]

Give her the BBC.

[Anonymous No.22265223]

>>22265185
While that is fiction, OP specifically requested a novel

[Anonymous No.22265458]

>>22264512
>Coelho
>redpilled

[Anonymous No.22265481]

>>22263878
1,001 ways to conceal your maxipad : a gripping digest on the psychological flaws of contemporary women
So You Think You're A Cat, by the Duchess of Sussex, Illustrated.
Jesus Is My Night Light : a compendium on the premature waking-up of the political ideations of a teenager, w/ Pamela Anderson

>>22263882
I fucking love Kappy the Kike

[Anonymouṡ No.22265508]

>>22263878
>beach read
>nothing heavy

Forget "red-pilling".
Forget novels.

Get her a collection of light, easy-to-read short stories written by someone who can actually write.

Suggestions:

Cathedral by Raymond Carver
My Oedipus Complex and Other Stories by Frank O'Connor
Tales of the Unexpected by Roald Dahl
Revenge of the Lawn by Richard Brautigan

[Anonymous No.22265567]

>>22263878
fahrenheit 451, has the subplot of the wife that only consumes media for entertainment value.

[Anonymous No.22265592]

>>22263878
The Steppenwolf

[Anonymous No.22265643]

>>22265567
Youre a faggot for even making it that far in that fucking god awful book

[Anonymous No.22265677]

>>22263878
She's going on a beach vacation without you? talk about cucked. Tell her to read Lady Chatterley's Lover

[Anonymous No.22265771]

>>22263878
Mein Kampf

[Anonymous No.22265781]

>>22265677

[Anonymous No.22265871]

>>22264536
Yeah honestly these or like Ride and Prejudice. Elizabeth is pretty based and maybe seeing how Intelligent and anti superficial she is will snap your girl out of being retarded .

[Anonymous No.22265875]

>>22265567
Damn that’s crazy I need to read it now. Bradbury is great

[Anonymous No.22265903]

>>22265643
and you're a faggot shill because the book opposes your goyslop programming.

[Anonymous No.22265914]

>>22265875
yes. besides brave new world, it describes the state of our current world pretty accurately. the person that takes issue with it didn't even state why they think it's "godawful". the only issue i take is that the young female in the story is too idealized and not indicative of any real females.

[Anonymous No.22266159]

>>22263878
You're going to want to red pill her something which appears to be a romance novel but actually tackles deeper themes. Since you requested something light the prose must also be clear and straightforward. I recommend It ends with us by Colleen Hoover.

[Anonymous No.22266173]

>>22263878
just give her a good fucking book, retard.

[Anonymous No.22266245]

>>22263878
The Gulag Archipelago. Get the unabridged version. Throw all three volumes in her carry-on. She won't read them, but it would be a good work out.

[Anonymous No.22266284]

>>22263878
Unironically Beautiful World Where Are You by Sally Rooney. It is secretly red-pilled (at the end of the book, the only thing that makes its two joint protagonists happy is some manner of Catholicism, marriage, and the prospect of children).

[Anonymous No.22266304]

Consider The Lobster (not a novel) and Lolita

[Anonymous No.22266869]

>>22263977
Boring

[Anonymous No.22266891]

Start with the Greeks

[Anonymous No.22266992]

>>22263878
my struggle by knausgård

[Anonymous No.22267157]

>>22263878
Of mice and men

[Anonymous No.22267528]

>>22263878
One of the most eye-opening books I've ever read was Gödel, Escher, Bach, but that's a bit heavy for a beach read, so maybe HPMOR?

[Anonymous No.22267724]

>>22263878
Watership Down