/lit/ humor thread

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a funny conspiracy from a thread a few weeks ago

[Anonymous No.22143328]

i tricked chatgpt into saying something funny

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>>22143328
even robots are nancying normies afraid of losing social status

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>>22143265
nice contribution, you creatively bankrupt dimwit

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>>22143425
meant for >>22143328

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>>22143496
>her penis

HOLY HECKIN KEK!!!

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>>22143496
Keep posting this, it upsets troons for some reason

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>>22143598
I liked it better when it didn't go to the asking to suck toes part.
Felt more real and in a way I did that at a job I had. I never wanted one but once I had it, it was a kind of freedom. I no longer had to lie. I just told people I was a loser with nothing and had essentially screwed up life and it turned me quite cheery. Sort of an "It is what it is, now let's get to work."

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>>22143265

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>>22143346
>no Joyce

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>>22143634
>You must assume that accidentally killing your father and marrying your mother is a disaster.
i can get behind this

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>>22143496
Posted this on /lgbt/

[Anonymous No.22144242]

requesting the puseudo man greentext

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>>22144555

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>>22143392

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>>22143634
>61%

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>>22143643
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I wish this was real.

[Anonymous No.22145036]

>>22143682
>History has ended three different times
Name em'

[Anonymous No.22145039]

>>22145036
Atlantis for one

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>>22145036
Finno-Korean hyper war

[Anonymous No.22145079]

gonna post my saves. these are my favourite type of threads

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[Anonymous No.22145087]

this one's a classic

[Anonymous No.22145093]

penguin cover memes are also good

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Here's a new one.

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>>22143323
I would wager this is true, knowing how academics tend to come from wealthy families.

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>>22144208
go get 'em champ!

[Anonymous No.22145161]

>>22143682
>Deathspell Omega lyrics were written by Francis Bacon
oh no...

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>>22145149
They're already arguing about race and IQ lol

[Anonymous No.22145230]

>>22145083
When I'm having a dream and things are going wrong and very badly for me I start to panic and think, "There's no way this is actually happening." and then I start to think about if I could only reload all of this and try again because I played every single SNES game I've ever played on an emulator because I didn't have an SNES growing up so I used ZSNES and F2 was save and F4 was load.
So I would like look down at my left arm and there are tattoos of the Function Keys and I start pressing F4 and trying to make it all go away and it does. Sometimes I really do reload, sometimes the bad things just stop happening, and sometimes I realize it's a dream because of it and proceed to {redacted special fun action with females} in my free {redacted} simulator.

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>>22145093

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Of a certain swampy vintage.

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>>22145234
kek

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blast from the past

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>>22145270
i wonder if anyone remembers any

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>>22145274

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>>22145287

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>>22143328
I wouldnt call that funny,
Formulaic maybe

[Anonymous No.22145691]

>>22143499
Checked.

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>>22145287
>Ginsberg was a pedophilia activist
>Burroughs was a junky who murdered his wife
>Kerouac was a pathetic drunk who died because he ran his mouth at a bar
>Corso was a bullshit artist who fagged it up with Ginsberg and was in and out of prison
You want to pretend that paper is hyperbole but it's actually solid journalism.

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>>22143634
>61%
Holy shit, I've scored worse than that on essays. Should I have just been doing this the whole time?

[Anonymous No.22145875]

>>22145811
The shittier the school, the lower the standards.

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[Anonymous No.22145885]

>>22143496
HAHAHA SO FUNNY

ITS ONLY THE 20TH TIME YOUVE POSTED THIS GAY MEME THAT ONLY 16 YEAR OLDS FIND FUNNY

[Anonymous No.22145886]

>>22143496
Keep posting this. I love seeing troons suffer :)

[Anonymous No.22145891]

>>22143496
keep up the good work man

[Anonymous No.22145893]

>>22145886
>>22145891
Like clockwork, the chud groypers come to applaud their ilk. I could intellectually curb stop you underage faggots.

[Anonymous No.22145904]

>>22145036
October 13, 1307.

[Anonymous No.22145932]

I've got a bunch of these. a classic

[Anonymous No.22145935]

another

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my favorite /lit/ chart

[Anonymous No.22145942]

I hate this site so fucking much sometimes. this is the first thing I think of when I see DH Lawrence mentioned

[Anonymous No.22145959]

>>22143634
This gets harder and harder to read every time I see it and it makes me sad because I feel that one day it will be entirely unreadable.

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>>22143823
Joyce actually was Irish.

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>>22145885
Can smell the trussy juice wafting from this comment.

[Anonymous No.22146030]

>the junior high schooler posted his /pol/ meme again

Truly the pinnacle of /lit/ humor

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>>22143323
>>22145143
It's not true, you fucking retard. Have you ever picked a story book? Wars were fought by the nobility. Peasants had to stay in their farms producing food. Regular citizens going to war is a modern phenomenon.

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>>22144640
deserved

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>>22146013
see>>22146030

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>>22145885
Every normal sane individual on this planet is hoping for your death and the eventual extinction of your kind. Don't fool yourself.

I don't even class homosexuals as being human.

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>>22146100
No one is offended by tranny hate. They are offended by your terrible sense of humor and spamming tranny posts

[Anonymous No.22146133]

>>22145036
Indian Second Urbanization Period
Pax Romana
Post-Soviet Modernity / Pax Americana

[Anonymous No.22146136]

>>22146133
>Whatever the first thing is
>Pax Romana
Fair
>Pax Americana
Fair
You should have said something like Pax Mongolica instead of that first thing.

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>>22143639
Lmao

[Anonymous No.22146155]

>>22143639
>(which is mostly true but that’s not the point)
Gets me every time

[Anonymous No.22146196]

>>22146136
The Second Urbanization Period was a time in ancient India when the Vedic social order and caste system was simultaneously highly developed and prosperous, for the most part peaceful, but gradually becoming obsolete. This resulted in a population boom, the growth of great cities, grander majesty of secular rulers, and the re-ordering of cultural values.
This is when the Vedic religion is transformed by the Vedanta movement (meaning "end of the Vedas") and transforms into modern Hinduism, it's when Buddhists and Jains emerge, and at the time you also had a school of skeptic atheists at large, the Charvaka school which is now almost completely forgotten but which shaped all of its rivals at the time because of its great influence.
You have social stagnation and overextension, great changes and grand philosophical battles fought by shameless triumphalists declaring their inevitable eternal victory. I think it's exactly like any other "end of history"

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>>22143323
He was literally a world renowned professor who held prestigious positions in both the USA and UK over his career with numerous doctoral students. He also lectured widely. The idea that he was a fraud is laughable cope. Seethe more Russell haters.

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>>22143265
This one always makes me laugh for some reason.

[Anonymous No.22146229]

>>22145893
Dialte and go join the 50% fag.

[Anonymous No.22146265]

Socrates: and so dear Glaucon, whose name reminds of what the Oracle at Delphi once said of our distant ancestors' offerings to the Gods, would one buy from a domestic supplier in bulk?

Glaucon: No Socrates, I don't think one would.

S: Then from whom, would one buy, my dear friend?

G: From a merchant like Alibaba or another oriental such seller.

S: And this is because they are cheaper?

G: It cannot be denied!

S: and this is despite shipping?

G: Yes, Certainly

S: Very good, and now Glaucon, we appear to have, as the Boetians say, grabbed the bull by its horn, but to ensure we have not grappled with a hornless donkey, please answer - do we set up auctions or just sell directly?

G: Well Socrates, I think an auction would take too long, whereas if we just put the desired price, we can ensure we always make a per-unit profit.

S:It appears that is so Glaucon.

[Anonymous No.22146302]

>>22144208
Kek, good work anon. Link for the lazy: >>>lgbt/31441769

[Anonymous No.22146313]

>>22146302
Fuck it didn't work. >>>/lgbt/31441769

[Anonymous No.22146315]

>>22145079
Actually a fair point. Fuck upkeep why can't things just stay clean.

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>>22145116
How many vaccines did that anon take to be that autistic?

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Please someone post
>WWEDD(What Would Edmond Dantes Do)

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>>22146221
Amazing that despite not having read either he still picked the correct poet

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why do I have a cow tools picture in my lit folder, seems more /co/

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rip katie

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>>22145904
The Knights Templar?
This sounds like a giga redpill.
Spill the beans anon.

[Anonymous No.22146635]

>>22143598
i hate that he misspellt rogue. ruins the whole thing

[Anonymous No.22146639]

>>22145121
a black lotus is not 50 bucks, depending on condition and printing it's 5000 and up. and going up. weird choce for the lawful good.

[Anonymous No.22146646]

Fresh off the oven

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>>22145932
>Then I perish...
gets me every time

[Anonymous No.22146683]

>>22146435
my all time favourite. Hope he's doing better now

[Anonymous No.22146694]

>>22145093
He rapes his sister, Phoebe.

[Anonymous No.22146698]

>>22146646
>yfw rowling becomes a real philosopher

[Anonymous No.22146703]

>>22146313
I lost braincells trying to read that thread, are all these people mentally ill?

[Anonymous No.22146708]

>>22146441
simple but effective

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>>22146703
I happened upon a few gaming spaces that just happen to have an unlabeled lgbt populace over there (as in, the place isn't for discussing lgbt matter, just an otherwise unremarkable RPG with no lgbt influence) and I can tell you that, even if I wasn't a complete bigot (which I am), I'd still hate those people. You might as well label the lgbt as the ultra autistic, the kind that are so fucking far on the spectrum the only way they can communicate is by throwing a tantrum. I feel that a lot of the efforts to make lgbt appealing to the mass is merely a mask to subdue and control the tard rages that these people could unleash on society. There's a severe lack of self control and emotional control among these people.

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>>22146703
Yes. Homosexuality and gender dysphoria are mental illnesses.

[Anonymous No.22147039]

>>22143639
>hiding their genitals behind coconuts
lol

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>>22145885
I just talked to the most midwitted bleeding heart liberal yesterday and after about 5 minutes got 2 of them to agree that trans people are looney tunes

[Anonymous No.22147193]

>>22146698
Perhaps the real character development is the one that happens IRL

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>>22146720
If you think that "narcissistic personality disorder" is real, you're just as stupid as the people who think you can be born in the wrong body.

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>>22147209
A "disorder" is anything behaviorally abnormal that affects a person in a negative way. Narcissism definitely has negative effects, and the majority of people aren't narcissists. Calling it a disorder doesn't absolve people who have it of personal agency.

[Anonymous No.22147371]

>>22146720
Chaserchads stay winning

[Anonymous No.22147372]

>>22147246
The idea that people "have" (or don't have) narcissism in the way that people have schizophrenia is ridiculous.

I worry you may have "midwit personality disorder," but fortunately your sickness does not deprive you of personal agency.

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>>22146407
>>22147736
kek'd

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>>22145093
Little bitch couldn't take a single punch, a second later is weeping on the floor

[Anonymous No.22147965]

>>22143682
I'm working on level 4 right now, can anyone recommend me some relevant literature?

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>>22145121
true neutral doesn't work, when you separate the books, one of them loses information.

[Anonymous No.22148336]

>>22146229
>Dialte

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New thread guys

>>22146342

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>>22146196
I wonder if Indians ever get pissed that people will learn about the evolution of Chinese, Roman, Arabic, and European culture and religion but then you look at India and you just say, "Eh, I don't really care what crazy shit a bunch of brownoids came up with. A weird 6 armed blue ladyboy God? Sounds stupid."

Like, if Indian women were hot, people might care.

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>>22147736
What book? I want to read it.

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>>22148650
They invalidate themselves with every street they shit in, every pile of garbage they heap in the streets, every cow turd they eat and every stream of cow piss they douse their hands and face with.

They did it to themselves.

[Anonymous No.22148695]

>>22146435
I've been looking for this! I didn't save it with a name and I'm not looking through 2 years of 4chan numerical order pictures in my 4chan folder.

[Anonymous No.22148755]

>>22146714
I find it ironic that it was a Metroid discord.
If anyone will recall, Samus was the target of early attempts to make characters trans. Fueled by the game's "reveals" if you beat the game in a certain time, you find out your hardcore space warrior is actually a woman. And probably later fueled by all of the lore about how she's some DNA soup and her suit isn't so much a robotic suit as it is a manifestation of willpower to create a barrier between herself and the world around her, which is why the whole thing explodes off her body when she dies because the outside damage was too much for her to maintain.

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>>22143496
Based.

[Anonymous No.22148875]

>>22148675
The Colossus of Maroussi

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>>22148875
Thanks m8

[Anonymous No.22148900]

>>22147999
>one book loses progress while the other keeps it
Perfectly balanced, as true neutral should be

[Anonymous No.22148956]

>>22145278

>and then the sex began

That part makes me lol so hard

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>>22143265

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>>22146061
Yes, he does deserve being turned into a meme.

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>>22149060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8avEpOkMqU

[Anonymous No.22149078]

>>22146441
Hard to argue with Britannica.

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>>22147372
>>22147209
I don't think you have any idea what NPD actually is.

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>>22146313
Impressive amount of seethe.

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>>22145932
Does anyone have the sequal to this, when their cousin

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>>22145283
Fucking got me

[Anonymous No.22149261]

>gender that must not be named
It's like pottery

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>>22146396
"For the love of Science, Montresoi!"

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>>22143496
2016 chads, we are back.

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>>22143496
Bravo

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>>22148888
>148888
Checked, ultra Hitler

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>>22145278
I'm more interested in the story above this one, desu.

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>>22145234

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>>22148755
I remember when that was big, it was awful. I'm quite fond of Samus and it broke my heart to see her turned into a billboard for an ideology.
I'm a strong believer in the death of the author, but there's a difference between having your own perspective on a character and pushing that perspective on other people like you're proselytizing a religion.
The thing I hate about it most is the glee they take in it. They imagine themselves taking a character you love away from you and derive so much pleasure from it.
Of course, that's impossible. No matter how much they shout in my ear they can't budge my interpretation unless I choose to allow them too. But in their minds they believe they are doing me a great injury, and love love love it. It's quite repulsive.
This pattern has repeated itself many times now, but I don't think it's a matter of great concern. Pushing a character as a political mascot is inherently fleeting. I will still care about Samus seventy years from now... will these people?
We need only wait. The circus always leaves town.

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>>22149261
This shit's really demoralizing me, man. It just feels surreal that JK Rowling, of all people, is played up as the far right bigot by the left these days. Now you lose your job if you said something was gay as an insult in 2014.

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>>22149731
>free!
>just input your credit card number
anyone who doesn't instantly walk away after that is a dumbass

[Anonymous No.22149900]

>>22149060
It took me until "Two locals".

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>>22149517
Good call.
Harambe might have been trying to warn her...

[Anonymous No.22149933]

>>22146703
>are the people on the mentally ill board mentally ill

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>>22149731
I agree with what you've said and I felt the same.
It pissed me off because they felt like they were taking something away from you.
I also really like Samus. Somehow I came to the conclusion that out of all media, Metroid, somehow Metroid, the game where you backtrack, get powerups, find new and powerful weapons to kill enemies, ways to break the map and get around with the ice beam and space jump, and the game with the really cool music and nerve wracking planet exploding endings... Metroid is the game that puts you on an alien planet, all alone. "Look at that weird thing, look at that! What is that? What's going on here?" Of course in 1988 they weren't thinking about the lore, but if only they had leaned into it even more.
Also I'm not a massive hentai coomer anymore but I still think it's cool that Peach is #1 and Samus is #2. I remember on /v/ they had it figured out that they're the most popular characters for hentai.

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>>22149261
>pottery

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>>22143496
based

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>>22149951
newfag

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>>22145893
I wonder who could be behind this post...

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>>22149965
God, /k/ sucks.

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>>22149962
I should've been more clear, but I was acknowledging the (unintentional?) pun. JK Rowling wrote "Harry Potter".

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>>22149965
>when you have to resort to organized shilling to get people to join your cult
>when it still doesn't work
lol

[Anonymous No.22149999]

Oh man this world is amazing, I can't wait to learn more about the lore and about the elves and Gandalf as Frodo and the hobbits adventu-
>HEY DOL MERRY DOL RING A DONG DILLO
>RING A DONG HOP ALONG FAL LAL THE WILLOW
>TOM BOM JOLLY TOM TOM BOMBADILLO
Well, ok that was a bit odd but necessary for the plot to advance, let's see what the next chapter has in store
>HO TOM BOMBADIL TOM BOMBADILLO BY WATER WOOD AND HILL BY THE REED AND WILLOW
Ok that's over with finally the story can resume as norm-
>OLD TOM BOMBADIL IS A MERRY FELLOW BRIGHT BLUE HIS JACKET IS
>AND HIS BOOTS ARE YELLOW

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>>22145270
>Vonnegut
Reminds me of a girl I knew in college
>carried Cat's Cradle everywhere
>not in her backpack
>always with the cover facing outwards
>for a year straight
>as an undergrad in the dorms
I'm pretty sure she never even opened it.

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>>22149981
Something I noticed when /tv/ was having Fishtank threads; Someone posted 4chan activity and /tv/ became the most popular board by far.
I looked at /pol/ and if you make 100 posts, you're .1% of all of /pol/ in a day. You can be the first reply to every single thread if you wanted to. So any shilling they attempt could just get spammed with whatever infographs you wanted.
I spent a few hours doing this. I know sex sells and coomers will be coomers, but it's still funny how much faster the replies roll in when the OP pic is something lewd.

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>>22149322
jej

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>>22148650
india's history is easier to get into when you learn they used to be white

[Anonymous No.22150314]

>>22143408
Mudslimes seethe in the face of the superior Western boys love tradition.
They fuck little girls, we fuck little boys. We are not the same.

[Anonymous No.22150320]

>>22150314
Muslims actually are pederasts too. The 72 virgins in heaven are implied to be both boys and girls of a young age.

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>>22149965
A lot of these are false flags. Same with bbc shit. It is posted to rile up and divide

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>>22147999
you dont read both at once?

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>>22143598
I love this shit every time.

>>22143622
>>22146635
Soulless fags can't appreciate what makes it good. Mispelling rogue completes the image of a sub-80 IQ /lit/ poster who postures as a well-spoken but self-depreciating gentleman. And the suckling toes bit is an excellent twist, not only is it revealed that he is talking so long just for the pleasure of having people (who he doesn't know) listen to him, but then we see that despite all of the posturing, he would immediately debase himself once the people he's talking to have discarded all illusion of being interested in him.

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>>22150320
This is Muslim cope. Try as you might, you will never be able to appreciate the divinity of a 9-12 year old boy's anus, or his tiny incomplete penis dribbling immature cum upon the floor as you jerk him off with only three fingers.
Westerner intellectuals know that women are abhorrent, and only worth laying down with for the purpose of procreation. All pleasure lies with a young boy, unformed by the world into the complete form of an adult man. But Muslims confine themselves not only to that wretched horror that God called חַוָּה, but even further they relish in the form which cannot bear fruit.

You "people" disgust me, and it is clear why you have built no civilizations, and your heartland is a dustbowl of war and starvation.
Like a babe suckling its mother's teat to grow strong, our Greek and Roman forefathers suckling on uncircumcised boy-cock to attain societal evolution. This practice was continued by our glorious aristocracy, and is the reason Europe and its descendants rule the world to this day.

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>>22148900
lol

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>>22143682
damn, that's quality.

[Anonymous No.22150481]

>>22143682
are any of these actual schizo theories or were they all made up for the maymay

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>>22143265
Since it's almost bloomsday does anyone have the screenshot of the anon explaining the plot of ulysses to a girl at a party?

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>>22143682
>Heidegger 2
==DO NOT RESEARCH==

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>>22149999
nice quads fuck tom bob-ombadil

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>>22149517
blackedposters never rest huh

[Anonymous No.22150740]

>>22145121
true neutral is to only read books that comes with a ribbon or whatever you fags call them

[Anonymous No.22150750]

>>22143265
wow, I'm a vistor from /biz/, /adv/ and /lgbt+/ and I just browsed a few posts, looked at the coveer, and that was it. Good lord boy! R u guys really unfunny or wut. readin these images is like gowing to the groceries and see the vegetables rack totally empty: LIKE HELL NO I AINT BUYING THAT MEAT WHATSOVER!

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>>22145093
kek

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>>22146441
>to ree is ol
>to forgive the mod

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>>22150728
I thought it was the story of Trunks' conception.

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>>22149999
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hhFAB-Z9Kb0

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>>22146220
he is a non entity

[Anonymous No.22151108]

>>22143328
it could have been funny, but it wasnt

[Anonymous No.22151610]

>>22149969
>>>/pol/chug/

[Anonymous No.22152675]

>>22150322
Yes, people organizing to mess with threads/boards/websites definitely hasn't existed since ye olden IRC days.

[Anonymous No.22152757]

>>22145121
I am unrepentant lawful evil. I will eventually dogear every single book in the universe and there is nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.22152777]

[Anonymous No.22152783]

[Anonymous No.22152790]

[Anonymous No.22152816]

>>22146720
>today in: people rejected and violated by society for their basic nature develop personality disorders

[Anonymous No.22152844]

>>22152783
I just remembered. Ayn Rand is a woman.
Therefor:
>Reading female author genre fiction

[Anonymous No.22152895]

>>22150346

[Anonymous No.22152943]

>>22146313
And I thought /x/ was dumb.

[Anonymous No.22152997]

>>22152757
I usually buy used books because idgaf so long as I can read them, and most of them are basically brand new. When I see little notes in the margin or a dedication on the first page or dog ears it’s just comfy

[Anonymous No.22153089]

[Anonymous No.22153185]

>>22143682
Are you sure "The Prince" was satire. Most of its writings are relevant and function well in practice.

[Anonymous No.22153503]

>>22146439
That bitch was a porn whore anyway.

[Anonymous No.22153520]

>>22145121
lawful neutral reporting in

[Anonymous No.22153529]

>>22146424

[Anonymous No.22153555]

>>22148650
the genetic study that came out from harvard pretty much BTFO all of indian history

>tldr version
>light skin aryans from the north invaded and taught the wierd little negrito types civilization

[Anonymous No.22153680]

>>22145087
the dfw sweaty.png got me good

[Anonymous No.22153691]

>>22146033
Have you?
Peasants have been the main source of manpower for the military at least since chariot warfare went out of style in bronze-age West Asia. Maybe before.

[Anonymous No.22153846]

>>22143323
Not implausible. I know at least one case where a nobel laureate downright stole his subordinant's work

[Anonymous No.22153856]

>>22153555
The IVC predated the Indo-Aryans for god fucking knows how many years. India only regained something akin to civilization as we know it in the second urbanization (contemporary with Greece at the start of its golden age, the Persian empire) Which happened around 1400 years after the fall of the IVC. 900 after the IE migrations into India.
Genetics is not going to save you from your poor understanding of the timeline.
What's with the hatred of India all of a sudden?
They're meh. But something that is just "meh" doesn't deserve this much hatred.

[Anonymous No.22153871]

>>22145121
>he doesn't rip off every page after reading it so he always opens the book on the right one.

[Anonymous No.22153875]

>>22153856
>the second urbanization
weird that this random topic came up twice in a humor thread. The other guy seems to think it was a bad thing though?

[Anonymous No.22153883]

>>22153503
pics or gtfo

[Anonymous No.22153900]

[Anonymous No.22153915]

>>22149128
Enlighten me

[Anonymous No.22153938]

>>22143328
ITS TOO REAL

[Anonymous No.22153983]

> mega dinkens
> things I'd love to do to this nerdy youtube /lit/ gal

[Anonymous No.22153988]

>>22143265
An enemy that numbers time in millennia with a cultural basis that goes back to preliterate man and symbolism rooted in primordial homonids appears!
>[(You)--Choose your fighter]!
a) Richard Dawkins: rat-faced evolutionary biologist who popularized the word meme (secret weapon: Scientism; weakness: Kafka)
b) Sam Harris: midwit who solved the problem of induction (secret weapon: meditiation; weakness: complex thought)
c) Christopher Hitchens: reformed commie/former fag with great talent for rhetoric (secret weapon: alcoholic snark (aka Hitchslap); weakness: Neoconservatism)
d) Daniel Dennett: Saturday morning philosopher (secret weapon: midwit empowerment (aka Reddit); weakness: phenomenology)
>(You): WEAPONIZED CONDESCENTION! ALL FOUR HORSEMEN, I CHOOSE (You)s!
*****[Fight!]*****
>(You) choose: YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS, DO YOU?!
[Counter attack: nuance. Enemy isn't 4 and is unimpressed you don't believe in Santa. Attack is ineffective.]
>(You) choose: WHY DON'T YOU WORSHIP ZEUS?!
[Counter attack: nuance. Even myth is meaningful in a way not reducible to materialism. Attack is ineffective.]
>(You) choose: SCIENCE THOUGH!
[Counter attack: nuance. Enemy brings up the history of science and its complex relationship and continuing interplay with religion. Attack is ineffective.]
>(You) choose: FEDORA TIP!
[Counter attack: enemy is laughing.]
>(You) choose: NO YOU!
[Counter attack: enemy is laughing.]
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>[(You) have fainted.]

[Anonymous No.22154029]

>>22143499
>>22143606
>>22144208
>>22145891
>>22148780
this is the most unfunny, boomer facebook group tier, witless pol meme. unless its a samefag im really losing confidence in this board

[Anonymous No.22154035]

>>22146265
Lmao well done

[Anonymous No.22154124]

>>22154029
I find it mildly clever and quote poignant actually

[Anonymous No.22154141]

>>22145121
I am lawful good or lawful neutral.

[Anonymous No.22154402]

>>22143634
newfag here. I assume that we do not have any story about this paper (?) I am not sure if this was a troll or a nigger. Niggers do be like that.

[Anonymous No.22154440]

>>22145278
it would not have been such excellent lit if it were written in the third person

[Anonymous No.22154480]

>>22146646
>>22146698
mfw

[Anonymous No.22154488]

>>22148336
dialate and help raising the numbers to 42%, troon

[Anonymous No.22154549]

>>22150314
>>22150346
>My penis, settled upon the backside of Sam’an...
>it was wanting a two-sided kind of...hospitality.
>I had never had a host that was better at hosting
>than that backside of that boy Sam’an: honestly!
>I turned into him...and if you had watched him,
>anointing head of my horse by hand, handsomely.
>I begged him to not let his hair fly from his head,
>for...he was not going to be a whore, just for me!
>Then he replied, “Stop asking me, just let it come
>and rub under my balls, rub my pebbles...gently”.
>He stayed the night, receiving gifts and favours,
>near the pool, surrounded by the garden...lovely!
>Back at his house, not even a fly could enter it...
>it was guarded by my cock and his balls...tightly.
>Upon the Day of Judgment I will be asked about
my pleasure in the house of Sam’an by the Almighty.

— Abu Nuwas (756-814).

[Anonymous No.22154555]

>>22150314

>>22150346
>My penis, settled upon the backside of Sam’an...
>it was wanting a two-sided kind of...hospitality.
>I had never had a host that was better at hosting
>than that backside of that boy Sam’an: honestly!
>I turned into him...and if you had watched him,
>anointing head of my horse by hand, handsomely.
>I begged him to not let his hair fly from his head,
>for...he was not going to be a whore, just for me!
>Then he replied, “Stop asking me, just let it come
>and rub under my balls, rub my pebbles...gently”.
>He stayed the night, receiving gifts and favours,
>near the pool, surrounded by the garden...lovely!
>Back at his house, not even a fly could enter it...
>it was guarded by my cock and his balls...tightly.
>Upon the Day of Judgment I will be asked about
my pleasure in the house of Sam’an by the Almighty.

— Abu Nuwas (756-814).

[Anonymous No.22154606]

>>22150314
>>22150346
>My penis, settled upon the backside of Sam’an...
>it was wanting a two-sided kind of...hospitality.
>I had never had a host that was better at hosting
>than that backside of that boy Sam’an: honestly!
>I turned into him...and if you had watched him,
>anointing head of my horse by hand, handsomely.
>I begged him to not let his hair fly from his head,
>for...he was not going to be a whore, just for me!
>Then he replied, “Stop asking me, just let it come
>and rub under my balls, rub my pebbles...gently”.
>He stayed the night, receiving gifts and favours,
>near the pool, surrounded by the garden...lovely!
>Back at his house, not even a fly could enter it...
>it was guarded by my cock and his balls...tightly.
>Upon the Day of Judgment I will be asked about
>my pleasure in the house of Sam’an by the Almighty.

— Abu Nuwas (756-814).

[Anonymous !y.W2ua7fV. No.22154675]

>>22152816
So we should just play into their delusions is what you're suggesting?

[O No.22154753]

>>22145121
Chaotic neutral for me.

[katielovesclassicbooksatgmaildotcom No.22155028]

>>22153680
YOOOOO, I found her old account that is still up on Youtube!

Katie loves classics

You know what to do, boys!

[Anonymous No.22155203]

>>22153900

[Anonymous No.22155240]

>thread full of polshitters
This site fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.22155447]

>>22146315
>I love living alone, you know? I got my own life. I'm not gonna have some girl telling me Hey, wake up, get dressed, I work outta the home, ain't gonna ush all this frilly frou frou stuff on me like uh, furniture, dishes or whatever, no, we do paper plates here

[Anonymous No.22155572]

>>22148650
Indians are revisionists, both for the military history and the spiritual history.

>>22153555
which theory correct?

[Anonymous No.22155587]

>>22145937
I fell for this

[Anonymous No.22155624]

>>22146439
dying

[Anonymous No.22155629]

>>22155572
>which theory correct?
probably a combination of invasion + migration
but more in the direction of migration

[Anonymous No.22155705]

>>22154029
If you want a picture of the future, imagine her penis ejaculating on a clown's face - forever.

[Anonymous No.22155794]

>>22145121
Where am I on this?
I shrimply skim through from the start until I hit the part that vaguely I remember

[Anonymous No.22155820]

>>22146424
no it'snot

[Anonymous No.22155865]

>>22154029
>individually finds/clicks positive responses
>asserts the meme isn't funny
>reduced to buzzwords
>laments environment
Not only is the meme funny, it's also effective.

[Anonymous No.22156034]

>>22144580
Wrong Green brother

[Anonymous No.22156074]

>>22146414
>leif
what

[Anonymous No.22156212]

>>22143499
>>22145885
>>22154029
>FUCK YOU, YOU'LL THINK WHAT THEY TELL YOU!
>FUCK YOU, YOU'LL THINK WHAT THEY TELL YOU!
>FUCK YOU, YOU'LL THINK WHAT THEY TELL YOU!
SHILLING IN THE NAME OF!

[Anonymous No.22156450]

>>22151067
He was a world renowned expert, winner of many awards, his work is still foundational to whole fields of academic study. Stay mad, friend.

[Anonymous No.22156463]

>>22153915
One aspect of NPD is that the narcissist creates a "false self" and needs constant external approval to maintain and feed the false identity; if this false self's idealized reflection is not seen in the actions/words of other people, meaning they don't feed the narcissist's delusion, the narcissist will fly into a narcissistic rage and try to smash the mirror that dares show anything but what they want to see. Sound familiar?
Colloquial "narcissism" (I'm so great) and clinical narcissism are two different things, though there is some overlap in the sense that the narcissist will often act grandiose in an attempt to affect importance in an attempt to feed the false self.

[Anonymous No.22156546]

>>22143682
>White Noise is based on a true story

[Anonymous No.22156561]

>>22143496
is this a parody of some other meme or what's going on

[Anonymous No.22156567]

>>22145121
does anyone even do true neutral

[Anonymous No.22156579]

>>22145283
lmaooo

[Anonymous No.22156581]

>>22145287
>Burroughs
>lived a year without bathing or taking off his clothes
wtf

[Anonymous No.22156586]

>>22145298
Why wouldn't they just vanish the shit directly out of their colons?

[Anonymous No.22156690]

>>22155794
You should be the chaotic neutral

[Anonymous No.22156694]

>>22156463
>Sound familiar?
Aye, Trump... and your average tranny

[Anonymous No.22156709]

>>22149999

[Anonymous No.22156772]

>>22156586
Shitting feels good

[Anonymous No.22156794]

>>22156581
I assume he was on drugs at the time

[Anonymous No.22156853]

>>22145287
>ex-drug addict
Pretty sure he was using till the day he died

[Anonymous No.22156879]

>>22156561
Newfag.

[Anonymous No.22156883]

>>22146441
why are the other books upside down?

[Anonymous No.22156922]

>>22152757
Based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.22157021]

>>22156883
haven't you ever heard of a metaphor?

[Anonymous No.22157208]

>>22157021
"NTA", but I know what a meta's for, but what do you think it is?

[Anonymous No.22157230]

>>22156212
Betraying yourself as a stooge of basic liberalism by glorifying a nigger band and implying National Socialism as bad.

[Anonymous No.22157238]

>>22157230
KEK fuck you

[Anonymous No.22157312]

>>22157208
I was hoping this was going to lead to a ligma/sugma-style joke when I say "metais" in my head.

[Anonymous No.22157352]

>>22157021
I’ve met a lot of fours, but you’re a ten :)

[Anonymous No.22157530]

>>22143682
>umberto eco wrote nonfiction
LMAO

[Anonymous No.22157534]

>>22145036
Fukuyama was the second. Harold Camping was the third. Idk who was first.

[Anonymous No.22157540]

>>22145121
I use page darts (◡‿◡)

[Anonymous No.22157548]

>>22145880
>"If you were in the theater next to me I would get up and leave, faggot
They can't help posting their Ls haha

[Anonymous No.22157549]

>>22145880
>birth filmed correctly
what

[Anonymous No.22157551]

>>22146424
It’s not pussy or the lack thereof, but rather the desire of a man to attain pussy.

[Anonymous No.22157623]

>>22143639
this guy's family sucks though ngl my whole family knows what I am and my brother joined me. Mother's cool with it; father has boomer brain but isn't freaking out about it.

[Anonymous No.22157701]

>>22146421
>where do you work out?

[Anonymous No.22157771]

>>22157230
>thinking a meme is a political ideology
You just proved you're a "National socialist."

[Anonymous No.22157843]

>>22145880
>baby born black (not shocking)
My fucking sides bros

[Anonymous No.22157909]

>>22155572
It's Out of India obviously. Indo-Aryans moved to Europe.

[Anonymous No.22158052]

>>22143496
Zzz forced political meme

[Anonymous No.22158146]

>>22145880
The amount of pleasure I get from seeing anon suffer outweighs the amount of pain he gets, creating a net positive

[Anonymous No.22158326]

>>22145885
>16 year olds
Anon, that is the most boomerish meme in existence.

[Anonymous No.22158330]

>>22145234
it's funny because Mussolini wanted to ban pasta

[Anonymous No.22158346]

>>22147209
and yet, current medical science confirms that both these things are very real and researched occurences, regardless of your bad faith chudified worldview.
>inb4 muh reddit science
dont care

[Anonymous No.22158613]

>>22145234
Is that one of them noodly faggots I keep hearing about?

[Anonymous No.22158688]

/lit/ humour be like: words words words
keep it concise, idiots
brevity is the soul of wit

[Anonymous No.22158725]

>>22145278
>and then the sex began

[Anonymous No.22158733]

>>22143392
>everyone who calls their girlfriend baby is a infant pedophile
Wow Freud, very interesting, please give me a prescription for cocaine.

[Anonymous No.22158882]

>>22158330
impastable, why?

[Anonymous No.22159050]

>>22155028
shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.22159177]

>>22143346
anglo cope

[Anonymous No.22159186]

>>22143598
the goat

[Anonymous No.22159382]

>>22146421
brainmaxxing

[Anonymous No.22159975]

>>22158052
>"her penis" is a forced meme
Correct.

[Anonymous No.22160161]

>>22157230
>glorifying
They're being made fun of, retard.

[Anonymous No.22160196]

>>22143328
>begin to question my beliefs and whether they’re worth sacrificing my personal life for
If you even have to ask this you never truly understood.