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22083774 No.22083774 [Reply] [Original]

I am going to write the greatest novel about cuckoldry ever conceived in the modern day. Part of it will be freely based on my life since I fell in love with a whore in 2017. And part of it will be completely surrealistic and insane. The publishing industry won't know what's about to hit them.

>> No.22083800

nah just kill yourself

>> No.22083809
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>>22083800
Never. I will astonish the world with my masterpieces.

>> No.22083814

>>22083774
>>22083809
Too late, the novel as a medium has been exhausted for years now. You were born in the wrong time.

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>>22083814
It's not even half way done. The only thing that died was the realist novel.

>> No.22083873

Who cares? Cuckoldry isn't a novel plot element

>> No.22083881

>>22083873
>muh novelty! muh plot!
Hi R*dditor

>> No.22083915

Translation: See you in a few months, I will be the one making the threads about how the industry is pozzed and relentlessly shilling my unedited and poorly formed novel.

Editor's note: The authors optimism or ignorance here is worth acknowledging, he not only accepts OP having an idea for a novel but capable of seeing the creation of that novel through to the end.

>> No.22084046

>>22083774
i'm already started on mine, we'll see who comes out with the better one

>> No.22084068

Good luck. I think passive, conforming, absolutely disparaging cuckoldry is an underexplored theme. Perhaps you've found a niche

>> No.22084292

>>22083774
God i hate Americans

>> No.22084316
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>>22084068
>I think passive, conforming, absolutely disparaging cuckoldry is an underexplored theme
There is literally a massive Internet forum dedicated solely to that specific genre.

>> No.22084320

>>22084316
You should know

>> No.22084335

>>22084320
Oh snap, homie, you done gone and straight up burned 'em like OH SNAP nigger straight up murder knowhatimsayin aight nigga. NOW BACK TO SUCKING THAT NIGGER COCK LITTLE JEWISH CUNTBOY

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>>22083774

>> No.22085188

>>22083774
Based. Keep on writing! Make the doubters hang themselves!

>> No.22085199

>>22083774
Are there going to be feet in it?

>> No.22085205

I'm in my mid 20s and already wrote a 2 novels worthy of 4.1-4.3 on goodreads.

I also wrote a screenplay worth 3.7-3.8 on RYM assuming a good director pick it up.

>> No.22085209

>>22085205
>worthy of 4.1-4.3 on goodreads
>worth 3.7-3.8 on RYM
Imagine saying this shit and pretending to be an author.

>> No.22085241

>>22083774
Is that piss in that glass?

>> No.22085247

Make sure it surpass "The Blind Owl" or "Madame Bovary

>> No.22085775

Bumperino