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>biblically accurate angels

>> No.21855094
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>biblically accurate nonmiltonian satan

>> No.21855098

>>21855077
Biblically accurate angels is an awful meme. You love semitic grotesqueries above Aryan beauty because you‘re an edgy reddit boy, yeah, I got it the first five hundred times.

>> No.21855103
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>biblically accurate incest

>> No.21855104

>>21855077
>Atheist that never read the Bible telling christians how angels actually looked like after listening to 10 min video essay on Youtube

>> No.21855119

>>21855098
>>21855104
Are you talking to me, the creator of this thread?

>> No.21855147
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Which kind of angel? You need to be specific.

>> No.21855155
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>>21855147
average "some angels can take on any form they want" comprehender

>> No.21855196

>>21855077
>>biblically accurate angels
"biblically accurate ___" is my favorite meme, hands down.

>> No.21855227

>>21855098
have sex

>> No.21855324

>>21855227
Biblically accurate sex?

>> No.21855327

>>21855094
This. We don't see it nearly enough.

>> No.21855331

>>21855327
Because there is no Satan without Milton.

>> No.21855341

>>21855331
>I saw Satan fall like lightning
>Get behind me, Satan

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>>21855331
the only perfectly accurate rendition of satan

>> No.21855363

>>21855119
No
>>21855227
No

>> No.21855403

>>21855327
The only thing rarer is biblically accurate christians.

>> No.21855424
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>>21855098
>semitic grotesqueries
egyptian
>Aryan beauty
sumerian and egyptian again

>> No.21855430

>>21855094
Doesn’t he have heavenly instruments grafted into his body since he was in charge of the choir? I bet that looks pretty neat (terrifying).

>> No.21855759

>>21855077
The Bible doesn't really talk about angel appearances, some of them are implied to be humanoid if terrifying. Thinking they're all some NGE kaiju is as retarded as thinking they're "Precious Moments" cherubs.

>> No.21857150

>>21855331
Dante's was cooler, the stupid chud was stuck in ice like a faggot.

>> No.21857516

>>21855403
Perhaps it's because they would basically be Jews for Jesus?

>> No.21857544

>>21855759
Ezekiel has the wheel with wheels description that is the crux of this meme though

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>> No.21858262

>>21857150
What's homosexual about being stuck in ice?

>> No.21858268

What is happening bros?

>> No.21858438

>>21855098
You must be a biblically accurate ballsack

>> No.21858460

>>21855077
what does Pennsylvania have anything to do with this? is Pittsburgh full of gentrification now?

>> No.21858464

>>21855155
the correct viewpoint, also shared by Swedenborg

>> No.21858784

>>21855147
>"There are no angels" materialism enjoyer

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>>21855077
Who the fuck is pushing this shit?
I grew up in philly and moved a decade ago. Back then, there was nothing coming out of pennsyltucky but quality dairy and shitty weed. Who is the idiot responsible for this? How is this happening?

>> No.21859432

>>21855196
>biblically accurate quran

>> No.21859530

>>21855155
Wouldn't servants of Allah need to take many forms to test the faithful?
Seems most sensible to me.

>> No.21859533

>>21855077
nothing in the bible is accurate because its a work of fiction

>> No.21859550

angels :-|
biblically accurate angels :-O

>> No.21859553

>>21858784
materialism doesn't preclude the existence of angels, it just rejects the possibility that they have any metaphysical significance. you're thinking of positivism aka the autolobotomy of philosophy

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>>21858784
>>21859533
forgot pic

>> No.21859659

>>21859651
don't forget the banana<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>> No.21859688

>>21859355
I have no idea what you’re talking about. Philly isn’t PA either.