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>Sitting on the bus
>You're not a bad looking guy and wearing a uniform that gets women's attention
>Qt3.14 comes and sits in front of you, facing you, despite there being tons more empty spots
Do you take a book out of your backpack and start reading? What do?

>> No.21637712

I avoid eye contact and get off at the nearest stop depite having 10 more to go.

>> No.21637730

>>21637705
you start masturbating staring deeply in her eyes. She will probably join in

>> No.21637783

>>21637705
I sit there until my stop arrives. I’m just a man of Utility.

>> No.21637799

Take a sip from my trusty hip flask of Pepto-Bismol to stop the panic belches.

>> No.21637804

>>21637705
I take Kamasutra for dummies out of my backpack, give her a cheeky look, flick through a couple of pages, and start eating them, then i tell her that is important to ingest knowledge.

>> No.21637850
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>>21637705
i am so unattractive not a single (non-obese) woman gave me attention
im 28 yo and still a virgin. i think i am done, ive lost. i dont see any lights at the end of this tunnel, its so dark im not even sure where i am anymore. i feel cold.

>> No.21637891

>>21637850
“It's been hopeless for a long time, from the very beginning. You will never represent, Raphaël, a young girl's erotic dream. You have to resign yourself to the inevitable; such things are not for you. It's already too late, in any case. The sexual failure you've known since your adolescence, Raphaël, the frustration that has followed you since the age of thirteen, will leave their indelible mark. Even supposing that you might have women in the future -- which in all frankness I doubt -- this will not be enough; nothing will ever be enough. You will always be an orphan to those adolescent loves you never knew.”
― Michel Houellebecq, Whatever

Raphael is also 28 and also an ugly virgin. Go to the gym or something, unless you like the sound of that miserable quote.

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>>21637799

>> No.21638059

>>21637891
ive read whatever like 3 years ago, man, i also work in it, lol

>> No.21638133

>>21637705
>wearing a uniform that gets women's attention
why am I wearing a uniform. I probably read my book or chat with her if I get bored
>>21637891
>You will always be an orphan to those adolescent loves you never knew.
This doesn’t really fuck you up, right? There’s nothing lasting?

>> No.21638496

>>21638133
>why am I wearing a uniform
Because you, in this scenario, are me a couple hours ago

>> No.21638597

>>21637891
Damn, that quote is true. It doesnt matter that I can get used up roasties now, I wasnt able to get together with any qt when young. Its literally over.