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[Anonymous No.20467273]

>>Il pense qu'il est un intellectuel, mais il ne peut pas parler le français!
>HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.20467419]

>>20467273
Et alors? t'es un fat.

[Anonymous No.20467424]

Mais si, mais si !

[Anonymous No.20467425]

>>20467273
la putain c'est HOT

[Anonymous No.20467433]

>>20467273
>Thinks showing off is cool, forgets to laugh in French

Honhonhonhon ah Hon hon

[Anonymous No.20467439]

>>20467425
je peux casser cette femmelette avec juste un coup de pouce

[Anonymous No.20467441]

>il ne parle que deux langues
Hon hon, et puis-je dire, HON

[Anonymous No.20467642]

>>20467441
Tu n'as pas besoin de plus que le français, la plus noble et raisonnée de toutes les langues, et l'anglais, la plus commune et facile.

[Anonymous No.20467689]

>>20467642
temps de cul is a better expression

[Anonymous No.20467802]

>>20467642
Je n'ai jamais vu une personne qui vient de france qui n'etait pas un retard.

[Anonymous No.20467828]

Je parle bon francais, je etudie pour 1 an. Je suis Polonais. Je ne peu pas ecrit bon en francais, mais je peu parle. Je apprendre francais parce que mon pere est de origine Hugenot.

[Anonymous No.20467839]

aloha snackbar

[Anonymous No.20467873]

>>20467273
>J'ai pu lire cette phrase

[Anonymous No.20467908]

>>20467828
>Je ne peu pas ecrit bon en francais
ça se voit

[Anonymous No.20467999]

>>20467273
Ferme ta geule salle salope avant que jtetrangle avec mon penis poilu, ouai

[Anonymous No.20468064]

>>20467273
Ceci pourrait t'étonner, mais tu ne seras jamais un intellectual si tu ne sais pas, en plus du français et de l'anglais, le latin, le grec et l'allemand. Chaque individu de l'Occident qui se considère "instruit" devrait savoir ces langues.

[Anonymous No.20468083]

>>20468064
Vous devrez vouvoyez si vous êtes vraiment soi-disant «instruit».

[Anonymous No.20468088]

>>20467273
Francais est pour fagots et esclaves

[Anonymous No.20468105]

>>20467273
>il y'a des 4channeurs qui se vantent d'avoir des goûts de patriciens sans qu'ils puissent un jour comprendre le quart des blagues de la classe américaine
Malaise je vous dis

[Anonymous No.20468110]

>>20468083
>vouvoyer un shitposteur

[Anonymous No.20468124]

>>20468110
noblesse obligé

[Anonymous No.20468125]

I can read written French just fine but something about hearing it spoken I just completely fail to parse any individual words and get none of it
I think I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.20468129]

on surfe sur l'é/lit/e en dégustant de la Cotriade
et vous ?

[Anonymous No.20468143]

>>20468125
Listen to more French and with subtitles if you can. The radio is also good because they speak slower. There's no way around just listening.

[Anonymous No.20468168]

Waouw, un fil français sans drapeaux à la con.

[Anonymous No.20468245]

>>20468125
I have the same problem, but really it's just about listening, listening and more listening. Subs help like the other guy said, but try not to rely on them too much. I watch this guy:
https://youtu.be/U7ooEvwqi7A?list=PLXweyiR2fMMdPdC2a3Tf_1JAeJzAjLlQd
In particular I watch this series where he reads through comic books because I find it helps me associate words and phrases with things and actions. My listening has improved a lot just from doing this, but you should take advantage of whatever you can/whatever works for you.

[Anonymous No.20468389]

>>20467273
I guess I don't really speak French, but I comprehend pretty decently. I also think calling yourself an intellectual is just larp

[Anonymous No.20468405]

>>20468389
Also, why would I want to speak a language with phrases such as:
>qu'est-ce que c'est que ça?

[Anonymous No.20468417]

ameritards btfo

the west hasnt had a leader this well read in hundreds of years

[Anonymous No.20468420]

Quien es esta cachonda?

[Anonymous No.20468423]

>>20468389
For any non-frenchy frens who want to learn French, I recommend the YouTube channels French Mornings with Elisa, and Dirty Biology

[Anonymous No.20468479]

>>20468423
Why these ones ?
Dirty biology maybe pretty hardly to understand for a non french.

[Anonymous No.20468527]

>>20467419
she's not fat...

[Anonymous No.20468539]

>>20467273
French is an ugly language. It sounded better in the past. I'll stick to reading.

[Anonymous No.20468554]

>>20468539
Be the change you want to see, Anon. Use a reconstructed pronunciation from whatever era you like and make sure to use the imperfect subjunctive and simple past instead of the vulgar passé composé

[Anonymous No.20468589]

>>20468423
You could recommend this one : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZQHuKweuNM&ab_channel=Calmos

[Anonymous No.20468591]

>>20467273
The fact that I can understand this whole thread without having ever studied French proves this place is filled with FSL amerimutts

[Anonymous No.20468758]

>>20468591
Vous êtes un sale maquereau et vos salopes sont déguelasse.

I know for a fact you have no idea what that means.

[Anonymous No.20468796]

>>20468758
salope est dégueulasse sont pas des mots compliqués mec

[Anonymous No.20468800]

>>20467273
Empilé comme une maison en briques. Magnifique!

[Anonymous No.20468812]

>não sabendo também falar português e espanhol
Patético.

[Anonymous No.20468840]

>>20468812
El portugués y el español no son tan importantes como el francés o el alemán. Por lo tanto no vale la pena aprenderlos.

[Anonymous No.20468879]

Frankreich ist dumm und Deutschland ist sehr toll!

[Anonymous No.20469307]

Bon les anglois qui s'essaient au français malgré leur piètre niveau sont priés d'arrêter de massacrer notre belle langue

[Anonymous No.20469313]

>>20467273
i was able to read this without using a translator :)

[Anonymous No.20469330]

Je trouve le français de plus en plus moche.