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>I dedicate this book to my wife and my children for their help, encouragement and love

>> No.20133743

>>20133733
yes we get it, OP. youre a sad fuck who will die alone and nobody will care or remember.

>> No.20133749
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20133749

>I dedicate this book to my deamon, for the inspiration he allowed me

>> No.20133751
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>>20133733
I dedicate this book to you. Yes, YOU, the cute girl reading this.

>> No.20133768

>>20133733
>I dedicate this book to all phesants. You have never bothered me and thus you are better than humans.

>> No.20133775
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20133775

>tfw have nobody to dedicate my book to

>> No.20133784

>>20133733
one a day a cuck, always a cuck

>> No.20133791

>>20133749
t.socrates

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20133795

>I dedicate this book to my wife’s son, I hope I am able to be the father you never knew

>> No.20133802

>dedicated to everyone except you. Yeah, you. You know who you are. Asshole.

>> No.20134733

>>20133743
When's the last time you touched a titty?

>> No.20134749
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20134749

>I dedicate this book to all the transgender women I've made love to

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20134759

>>20133733
>This Book is dedicated in memory of my dear friend and colleague, [name] 1962-2020

>> No.20134780

>>20133775
Not even me?

>> No.20134793

>>20133733
>I dedicate this to all my tranny friends at discord

>> No.20134807

>Not even a Dedicatory Sonnet
Yeah I'm sure they're feeling the love

>> No.20134814

>>20133751
thanks

>> No.20135174

>I dedicate this novel to all the haters that thought I'd never make it

>> No.20135222

>i dedicate this post to all the anons on 4chinz

>> No.20136011
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20136011

>My wife actually kept tabs on my working hours and on more than a few occasions would actually scold me when she felt I had not spent enough time on the PC. I am reliably informed by my colleagues that such behavioural patterns are not standard issue among historian’s spouses. Our son again and again provided a helping hand (or rather, hand, arm and leg) in IT-related matters and thus played a key role in preparing this manuscript for publication in the world of the twenty-first century.

>> No.20136121

>*sprays acid shit in your face*
>Fuck you, reader!

>> No.20136609

>To Gaylene deceased
>To Ray deceased
>To Francy permanent psychosis
>To Kathy permanent brain damage
>To Jim deceased
>To Val massive permanent brain damage
>To Nancy permanent psychosis
>To Joanne permanent brain damage
>To Maren deceased
>To Nick deceased
>To Terry deceased
>To Dennis deceased
>To Phil permanent pancreatic damage
>To Sue permanent vascular damage
>To Jerri permanent psychosis and vascular damage

>…and so forth.

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>>20133733

>> No.20137551

>>20133743
ywnbaw

>> No.20137559
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20137559

>>20133733
>I dedicate this book to my best friend, RIP, I wish you had never taken the vaccine

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20137566

>I’d like to thank my mistress. Without her, this wouldn’t be possible

>> No.20137584

>I dedicate this to everyone living rent free in my head

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>>20133733
>And a special thanks to YOU, for reading this book!

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>Dedicated to his royal excellency Baron von Fleckenstein-Dagstuhl
>Gracious Lord, I hope i am not presumptuous to avail myself this dedication to your Excellency's person. In the many years this land has be graced by your exalted countenance, the arts and sciences have taken great strides where before they could barely take a step. From the lips of the most base beggar to the highest officer, nary even the smallest grievance has voiced of your contributions to this great tradition. I know you to be a lover and enlightened connoisseur of all intellectual endeavors, so there can be no greater honor to mine person that to dedicate this small work to you. For any laborer in my field, your Excellency's protection and gracious judgement is a powerful encouragement. Thus, i hope you receive this writing with my deepest reverence,
>Your Excellency's humble and most obedient servant, Anon

>> No.20137723

>>20136011
>hand, arm, and leg
So he was fucking his son?

>> No.20137745

>>20133733

>Hail Satan

>> No.20137776

>>20133733
>I dedicate this book to the brave fighters of the Mujahedeen
Boy, that didn't age well!

>> No.20137848

>>20133733
Dad dedicated his PhD study to me and my brother by name feels kinda good desu

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20137860

>He dedicated his dissertation to his parents

>> No.20137900

>>20137776
Sorry saweety, but that's been DEBOONKED
> https://youtu.be/Cx4ey-EmLm4

>> No.20138068

>>20137776
>I dedicate this volume to the brave philosemitic neo-Nazis of the Ukraine

>> No.20138072
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20138072

>>20137566
> I'd like to thank my wife, my mistress, and my daughters(s).

>> No.20138736

>>20137776
kek

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20138782

To this day I am very fond of Agatha Christie's dedication to her brother-in-law in Hercule Poirot's Christmas.

>> No.20138826

>>20135222
if i ever publish a book, mine will say:
>i unironically dedicate this book to the most /lit/erate men on earth. we are all gonna make it bros.

>> No.20139815

>I'd like to dedicate this book to fat titties, delicious mommy milkers

>> No.20139833

>>20133733
I like when they include that. Whenever I see a contemporary woman author dedicate it to her husband and family, I start reading since it shows she's not a cat lady type.

>> No.20139838

>>20138068
from what I've seen, libs hate Azov for greasing their bullets

>> No.20139842

>>20139833
>I'd like to dedicate this book to the Girl Boss reading this right now.

>> No.20139845

Dedicated to all my frens on 4channel.org on the literature board!

>> No.20140157

>i dedicate this book to /lit/, safe in the knowledge they won't read it

>> No.20140853

>>20138826
Nice!

>> No.20140890

>>20136609
Great book. That epilogue is brutal.

>> No.20140962

>>20133733
stfu, faggot, that is always kino

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20140982

>I dedicate this book to my tulpa. Please come back I miss you so much

>> No.20141156

>>20137860
>parents, friends and everyone that supported and helped him through

>> No.20141269
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20141269

M-me?

>> No.20141279

>>20140157
Loudly keked.

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20141303

>Dedicated to my devoted and self-sacrificing proof-readers, may the lasting after-effects of coming into contact with the first drafts and versions of this work not overshadow the joy of participating in its concoction.
>In order of ailment occurrence
>Billy Joe Bob, permanent schizophrenia
>Mike Oxlong, early on-set dementia
>Oliver Klozoff, prolapsed anus and permanent damage of the rectal muscles
>Samanta Laserbeam, suicide by self-immolation
>Ben Dover, permanent psychosis following gouging of own eyes
>Rae Piste, fatal cardiac arrest following violent involuntary orgasms
>Phil McKraken, inexplicable switch in sexual orientation, further studies pending
>Gabe Itch, awakened foot fetishism, development of multiple sclerosis
>Kimmy Hed, willingly moved into New Jersey
>Dixie Normus, permanent phobia of books, the elderly, closed spaces, open spaces, outer space, other races, getting straight aces, medieval maces and shoelaces
>I will always cherish your efforts for my art

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20141306

>>20135222
>>20138826
>>20140157
Preempted
https://smartech.gatech.edu/bitstream/handle/1853/53595/SHEDD-THESIS-2015.pdf

>> No.20141797

>>20133775
>tfw I have someone I want to dedicate a book to but I don't have the skill to write a book worthy of such dedication

>> No.20142792

>>20133749
>Not having a daemon to help you discern truth from falsehood.
NGMI

>> No.20142799

>>20133768
>>I dedicate this book to all phesants. You have never bothered me and thus you are better than humans.
Tolstoi?

>> No.20142806

>>20133775
>>tfw have nobody to dedicate my book to
What about your mommy?

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20142944

>I dedicate this book to all my readers who actually payed for it. If you did not, I urge you to pay up or your mom will die in her sleep.

>> No.20143140

>>20133743
A true artist never cares about women.

>> No.20143242

>>20133751
did the women in that film ever go on to do anything else? are they reactionaries themselves?

>> No.20143256

>I dedicate this book to my humors and their tempestuous balance

>> No.20143307

>>20133733
Must be sad to have no one in your life.

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20143322

>>20133733
>I cant stand seeing evidence of people being happy and content with their family life and I must share this with anonymous strangers

>> No.20143472

>>20133775
>to anonymous

>> No.20145448

>>20133733
>for the homies