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>Be me
>Tell my mom that i got my books recommendation and writing feedback from anons on /lit/.
>She says, “Impressive. Your internet friends bring positive influence to you.”

>> No.20114306

Nice!
May you allow me to suggest that you also take up physical exercise if you aren't working out already?
After years of reading self-help, I came to the conclusion that it's the single most effective thing you can do to improve the quality of your life across all domains. It's up there with journaling, the positive changes grow exponentially, really dope stuff

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>>20114281
comfy

>> No.20114322

>>20114306
I take physical exercise on daily basis like pull up. It makes me feel much better.

>It's up there with journaling, the positive changes grow exponentially, really dope stuff

Wah, i need to give it a try. Thanks for sharing anon.

>> No.20114328

>>20114310
Yep fren.

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>>20114306
So much of my childhood spent in misery because I never understood fitness is a continual process, ah well

>> No.20114366

>>20114281
Nice! So how did you like Call of the Crocodile?

>> No.20114373
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Mom called me a soiboi. And then asked if I was triggered.

>> No.20114375

>>20114281
Is she a pretty lady?

>> No.20115414

>>20114281
If we bring negative influence on you then it is up to you to bring positive influence to us.

>> No.20115439 [DELETED] 

Based. Is your mom a fellow Call of the Crocodile enjoyer?

>> No.20115443

>>20114281
this post was made by a japanese

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My mom said my novel was difficult and depressing

>> No.20115493

>>20114281
>“Impressive. Your internet friends bring positive influence to you.”
I imagined her saying this with that stern older woman voice from anime, in actual Japanese with subtitles

>> No.20115505

I'll give you more book recommendations if you post nudes of your mom

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Everyone be on your best behaviour! Anon's mum might be visiting.

>> No.20116010

>>20114281
Kill yourself you retarded apuposter, your mother probably didn't even finish college.

>> No.20116193

>>20114281
That's great! Tell her I said hi!

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>>20115443
Oh my God I thought this was an internet hate machine designed to send hate mail to Americans! Dear God think of the (non-American) CHILDREN!
I am so sorry for saying mean things to you, 4chan. Make sure to go to bed at a reasonable hour now you've got a nice catalog to scroll tomorrow.

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>>20114281
Ask your mom for her thoughts on this piece of art.

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>>20115455
She just doesn't get it

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>>20114281
I wish my parents had interests besides watching TV and working

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>>20114281
/lit/ would unironically be improved a thousandfold if instead of the Captcha we needed to get our mom's approval before posting.

>> No.20116361

What are some good books to buy for mothers?
I'm thinking I could get her a complete set of Jane Austen, she's the only female author I enjoy
I think my mum needs to read more

>> No.20116925

>>20116257
Add mindlessly browsing Facebook and YouTube to that list and you've got my parents down perfectly.

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>>20116303
But then I wouldn't be able to say the N word anymore.

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>>20116928
>mfw argentinian
Negro de mierda is the national swear word.

>> No.20117846

>>20114306
journaling improves quality of life?

>> No.20117862

>>20116303
my mother is just a demoralizing cunt who spends most of her time on phone
hate her body language and the tone of her voice
one of these days i'll beat her with a belt

>> No.20117863

>>20117862
Why not today?

>> No.20117879

>>20117863
makes me feel bad
i'd rather go away forever into the company of better people but i can't atm

>> No.20117888

>>20116303
i'm uniformly nice and helpful here, my mum would be very proud of me :)

>> No.20118153

>>20116303
My mom's a classics major with a sideline in English manuscripts who can't in2 no bulli. I cannot guarantee she isn't already here.

>> No.20118167

>>20114281
Does mom know about the cunny threads?

>> No.20118400

>>20116010
>NOOOO YOUR MOM HAS TO GET GANGBANGED BY THE FOOTBALL TEAM AND OR WASTE HER TIME ON USELESS POWERPOINTS OR SHE WILL BE A STUPID WHORE REEEEEEEE
>NO YOU CANT JUST TRUST NATURE AND MOTHERHOOD REEEEEE TRUST SCHOOL REEEEEEE

>> No.20118527

>>20116250
Does anyone know if there's more of this or if it went anywhere