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20079449 No.20079449 [Reply] [Original]

OH MY GOD! THIS MAN IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK. SOMEONE CALL A METAPHYSICIAN STAT!

>> No.20079456

No, die.

>> No.20079484

>>20079449
I’ve never heard of any metaphysician called “Stat”.

>> No.20079498

OH MY NO GOD. THIS MAN IS HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS. CALL A METAPHYSICAN STAT

>> No.20079566

>>20079484
you did it wrong
you should have replied: ''my name isn't Stat''

>> No.20079572

>>20079456
Thus spoke the metaphysician.

>> No.20079592

>>20079449
>Oh no the village is starving to death because of a crop plague
Priests, Philosophers, Metaphysicians: ...
>Oh no there is a new ravaging disease killing everyone in town:
Priests, Philosophers, Metaphysicians: ...
>Oh no the airplane malfunctioned and will kill everyone in it
Priests, Philosophers, Metaphysicians: ...
>Oh no literally anything is happening that requires actual action by a human being in order to actually help another human being
Priests, Philosophers, Metaphysicians: ...

>Oh no, what we are missing is the useless thoughts of aristocrats and other such nobility born in golden cradles about the life of peasants they never knew or will know
Priests, Philosophers, Metaphysicians: *write the western canon*

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>>20079449
I'll save him. Don't worry. I knoHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

>> No.20079691

>>20079449
>lights pipe
But what IS a heart attack?

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>>20079449
A metaphysician? You don't need one! You just need to recategorize your heart muscles into active and static categories, thus teaching your heart the experiential meaning of quality

>> No.20079721

>>20079592
Based. Fuck philosophers.

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>>20079592
funny how almost everything we need "help" for was itself caused by science

>> No.20079844

>Oh no, a heart attack. I only wished... I had a bigger home library... No... regrets...

>> No.20079849

>>20079740
>Horde of french degenerate philosophers that would fuck their own sister steps up to offer parameters for ethical decision making.

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I wish I'd read more fiction boo- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

>> No.20079918

>>20079844
>>20079908
Thanks, /v/

>> No.20079926

>>20079740
>people need me to tell them what to do!
philosophercucks are impotent tyrants

>> No.20079952

>>20079926
academic philosophers are impotent tyrants, yes
but (quoting Wittgenstein) philosophy is not a theory, but an activity
it is essentially just thinking through problems instead of being an NPC
if the "layman" is willing to do this, then they are immediately a philosopher
everyone here is probably a philosopher, at times

>> No.20080411

Hm. What of a heart attack makes the event an "emergency" or "urgent?" Why must a metaphysician be called "stat?" Is it unreasonable to wait until tomorrow? If he dies, is it not a blessing to be annihilated quickly, in comparison to other methods of dying, especially that deplorably sluggish method, "old age?"

>> No.20080976

>>20079926
Yes. But they often educate real tyrants.
Socrates wasn't put to death because he was annoying.

>> No.20081005

>>20079592
You forgot
>Oh no, that man is raping someone to death!
Priests, Philosophers, Metaphysicians: Purely socioeconomic factors....

>> No.20081033

>>20079449
>>20079498
>>20079592
>>20079669
>>20079739
>>20079740
Fuck off with this reddit shit tier joke

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20081255

Sorry ma'am, I cannot help with his heart ATTACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK because I'm just Billy Joel.

*paino music plays*
"She's got a way about her, I don't know what it is... "

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>>20081033
newfag detected

>> No.20082798

>>20081255
underrated

>> No.20082830

>>20082063
I've been seeing this photo for a decade and I had never actually looked at it closely cause I'm not weird, but those guys are german cause only they have this mezzo mix abomination. Cool.

>> No.20082917

What if it’s good?

>> No.20083474

>>20082830
They look Swedish. Like they would be in a band called Amon Amarth and play cringey Viking death metal for neckbeard retards.

>> No.20084024

>>20081255
You oughta know by now

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>>20079449
Rapid response unit is on site:

1. Soul is not material, i.e. an element like fire or air or any combination of
them: 403b28 ff.; nor is it a spatial magnitude (vs. Plato): 407a3-33.
2. Soul is not joined to body unnaturally or painfully: 407bl-4; but body and soul
must be of a special nature so as to join connaturally; it is absurd to think
any chance soul could be joined to any body; each body must have form and shape
suitable to the soul it serves as instrument (vs. Plato ? , Pythagorea.ns):
407bl3-25.
3: On the other hand soul is not simply the harmony, ratio, or blend of the opposing constituents of the body; one reason, among many, is that it has the power
to originate motion: 407b26 ff.
4. Soul does not move body by moving itself; rather, while not itself moving, it
is moved only indirectly by reason of the body, its vehicle, like a sailor on a
ship: 405b31-407a2, 408a30-33; when soul is said to change, as in emotion, it
is the physical organ (the peart) that changes locally or qualitatively; not the
soul but the composite changes; movement is from the soul and to the soul; decline of mind in old age is due to deterioration of the interior organ on which
it depends; soul is not changed, nor changes itself: 408bl-32. (Hylomorphism)
5. Souls are not all of the same kind, e•g. not all that have sense perception (animals) can originate local motion; plants have soul but cannot perceive or move
locally; and many animals are without power of reason: 410bl6-27.
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6. The soul is not divided into a multiplicity of really distinct parts each
serving a separate function, e.g. perception and knowing, appetition, local
motion , etc., or one part thinking, another desiring (Plato?); so the soul is
one: 4lla26-bl4.
7. Parts of the soul do not hold together parts of the body, but rather the whole
soul with all its parts is present in each part of the body , though in plants
and some insects the whole soul can be divided , since these organisms can be
divided into living segments of the same species ; but they do not survive if
in them the soul does not possess organs suitable to preserve their nature:
4llbl5-30.

>> No.20084058

>>20079449
Heh, I remember I replied to this once.

>>/lit/thread/S18348674

>> No.20084371

>Sir, move aside I have a PhD in Literature. This man has no pulse and there doesn't appear to be any brain activity. MY GOD. No wonder! He's clutching a copy of The Fault in Our Stars! Someone help me turn him over....I suspect more foul play.....dear God....there it is....Becoming by Michelle Obama. Everyone step away. This is now a crime scene!