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>wow anon thank you for introducing me to so many works... where did you learn about all these authors?

>> No.20054223

If you ever find yourself discussing literature on equal grounds with a female, cut your losses, pursue a different hobby.

>> No.20054230

>>20054201
4chan

>> No.20054236

>20054223
If you ever find yourself having sex, make sure you bust your nut before waking up

>> No.20054250

>>20054201
OP has to do a number of burpees equal to the last two digits of my post number for making this shit thread.

>> No.20054253

>>20054250
I will, unironically

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>>20054201
>college

>> No.20054288

>>20054201
>"Holy shit who let a man into my room, get outta here dude"
Then I would 360 and walk away.

>> No.20054289

>>20054201
"Well, you know, I'm a part of the internet's foremost literary society. They don't accept just anyone into their ranks."

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>>20054288

>> No.20054333

>>20054308
Neophyte

>> No.20054459

>>20054333
You wish I was new. Ashley, I kinda am. And I won't be here for much longer. Going back to my hermit life soon. And I don't expect I shall return.

>> No.20054539

>>20054201
I have unironically been in situations like this where I am discussing something at length and have had people ask, "where do you read up about this stuff?". I am then put in a very uncomfortable position and have no real answer to give them, usually gently deflecting and moving on. It has actually been a strong motivator for me to find new resources for information and learning so I don't have to risk the obscene embarrassment of admitting it to anyone in real life.

>> No.20054562

>>20054539
Respond with
>the internet has a lot of resources

>> No.20054583

>>20054539
I usually just say the internet, which people assume to mean reddit until they mention reddit at which point I go on a tirade about how shitty that website is.

Alternatively, since I read a lot, I can just say what book I read the information in.

>> No.20054635

made for facefucking

>> No.20054650

>>20054539
I get this about everything.
>How do you know so much about this?
>[Anon], where do you get your news?
etc.

I think of people who don't use this website as kind of floating through their lives on advice from people around them and Youtube. In a way, it's not their fault. There's no way they could know better.

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>>20054635
she has the face of a child

>> No.20054676

>>20054669
You're American, aren't you?

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20055017

something abt girls with mouths like this make me go wild. very special, charming..

>> No.20055287

>>20055017
This particular breed of whore is aware of these "little things that make men go wild" and absolutely will use them against you, just so you know

>> No.20055295

>>20055287
luckily for me women are entirely conceptual as i will never ever speak to one. though thank you for your concern

>> No.20055311

>>20054201
Just wanted to let you guys know it's very clear who browses /lit/ by looking at their bookshelf. If I met one of you irl I'd physically recoil.

>> No.20055323

>>20054201
I feel like I've seen her before. I can't remember where, and it is really bugging me.

>> No.20055360

>>20055017
It's because they are neotenous lips and you're a pedo/hebephile.