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20021012 No.20021012 [Reply] [Original]

Prove me you're real.

>> No.20021013

>>20021012
You first.

>> No.20021015

>>20021012
you first

>> No.20021017

>>20021013
>>20021015
I just created this thread, didn't I?

>> No.20021020

>>20021017
someone else could have created it. how can we be certain?

>> No.20021026

>>20021017
I don’t know. Did you?

>> No.20021029

>>20021020
>>20021026
The thread exists and I was the first one to post, which means I exist. Your turn

>> No.20021033

>>20021026
>>20021020
>>20021017
>>20021015
>>20021013
>>20021012
You've been talking to yourself for the last five minutes Anonymous. You collapse into solipsism again? Fucking numbnut?

>> No.20021036

>>20021029
I just farted. Do you smell it?

>> No.20021047

>>20021033
So who are you then?

>> No.20021050

>>20021029
If that is all the evidence you need... Then I exist because I made this post.

>> No.20021051

>>20021047
I'm not Anonymous.

>> No.20021053

>>20021050
You could be an automated bot for all I know. Give me a proof you exist in this world.

>> No.20021054
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20021054

You posted a generic screencap from a popular anime so I’m going to assume you are a bot, or a Filipino

>> No.20021057

>>20021012
>>20021013
>>20021015
>>20021017
>>20021020
>>20021026
>>20021029
>>20021033
>>20021036
>>20021047
>>20021051
>>20021053
>>20021054
I'M IN YOUR WALLS I'M IN YOUR WALLS I'M IN YOUR WALLS I'M IN YOUR WALLS I'M IN YOUR WALLS I'M IN YOUR WALLS I'M IN YOUR WALLS I'M IN YOUR WALLS I'M IN YOUR WALLS I'M IN YOUR WALLS I'M IN YOUR WALLS I'M IN YOUR WALLS I'M IN YOUR WALLS

>> No.20021063

>>20021053
Et tu?

>> No.20021071

>>20021017
No I created this thread when it presented (disclosed) itself to me as phenomenological experience and now my subconsciousness is trying to justify a chain of causation consistent with the physical parameters of the fictional world my subconsciousness has created because my subconsciousness essentially functions as a massive supercomputer which generates all the information of this private fictional world entirely consistently even despite my own meta-knowledge that the world is in fact not “real” and “(You)” are just a bit of my subconscious code designed to present like what a human might input into an online basket-weaving forum

>> No.20021078

>>20021071
And why would your subconscious hint you this is not real?

>> No.20021080

>>20021071
thats alot of talk for somebody who isnt real

>> No.20021095
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20021095

>>20021012
i am, i exist

>> No.20021100

I am real because i am a human and i have thoughts and emotions and i can touch things :)

>> No.20021106

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>> No.20021146
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20021146

>>20021012
Prove to me you're rei

>> No.20021152

>>20021095
You could be existing inside my mind

>> No.20021202
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20021202

>>20021012
* deletes your thread *

nothing personnel kiddo

>> No.20021215

>>20021152
if i were existing inside your mind, i would still be existing. try again

>> No.20021218

>>20021012
Necessarily impossible.

>> No.20021253

>it's a people posting senseless bullshit because "real" and "exist" don't mean anything episode

>> No.20021258

>>20021012
cogito

>> No.20021266

>>20021258
this claim has not been demonstrated

>> No.20021279

>>20021012
I just had my brother punch my gut. Will that work?

>> No.20021283

>>20021266
how bout you suck my cogito pal

>> No.20021285

>>20021279
Only if you prove me your brother is real

>> No.20021287

>>20021285
Shit

>> No.20021290

i've posted as 8 different people in this thread

>> No.20021399

>>20021012
No - Now, you must prove to me that I am real, and in doing so you shall prove that I am indeed real. Refusing to prove my reality will in turn negate your own, as, if you cannot prove my reality, how can you prove yours?

>> No.20021461
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20021461

I'm not

>> No.20021483

>>20021017
And I just responded to it, didn't I? And you acknowledged it. Check and mate.

>> No.20021849

>>20021012
This thread is the embodiment of existential pain.
My response is the flower that blossoms from said pain.
I am the manifestation of your pain, therefore I am real (to you).

>> No.20021906
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20021906

>>20021012
I am you and you are me. We are all fragments of one larger consciousness.

>> No.20021920

>>20021012
>*headbutts you on the nose*

>> No.20022070

punch yourself on my behalf, your body's functions will convince you I'm real. Your body is a sensory organ housing the CPU, your brain, hence it will convince you I'm real due to feeling pain.
The same pain I feel when I read this dumbass post you made OP

>> No.20022074

>>20021012
I am not altogether certain that I am

>> No.20022087

Back again within myself
Asleep but aware I'm lost again
Every time I close my eyes
I enter the dream to which I'm strained
A sudden change into a stage
Where life is dust
And everything flow
Circling above swirling seas
Of eyes upraised toward the unknown

Vapour masques in the leaden air
Unleashed by death in a grubby dawn
Vacant faces reflecting sorrow
Hidden inside senses disowned
A maze of glass shattered by thoughts
Of a faltered soul freed in bliss
Clouds disperse revealing shades
Tempting my soul I can't resist

A vision of morbidity
Of ragged silent shadows
Dressed in black disease
They're closing up on me
Peering lifeless weary eyes
They drag me down into
Another world inside of me

Paralyzed by the view
Hypnotized let me wake
Mesmerized by the flames as I return
Into myself a slow conversion a silent
Change I wake into the brightened day

>> No.20022113

I’m gonna post something right now no other could have thought of or posged exactly the same . Ill even include the ttpe ;typo) houhrijuyhijhrekojhrgihtreewwaaaaaerffggyuoorwwokgfdwagiknrrruii

>> No.20022142

>>20021012
/brokenbot had proven to OP his reality by this time, and the only person who can be printed with the same silly name is a good place to look. The original plan was to be a role model and provide for someone else to be a role model.

>> No.20022329

>>20021100
would you... touch me?

>> No.20022338
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20022338

>>20021012
I just coomed. How can my coom be real
If I am not?

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20022343

>>20021012
Okay.

>> No.20022466

>>20021012
Is anything really real? Or it just all a posteriori knowledge with no direct source?

>> No.20022593

>>20021012
Why should I?

>> No.20022598

>>20021012
No

>> No.20022606

>>20021057
I am my own walls machine.

>> No.20022842

Nnaaauurr

>> No.20022849
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20022849

Would a bot post an image this unique?

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20022855

>>20021012
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me

>> No.20022882

>>20021053
You could be an automated bot for all I know. Give me a proof you exist in this world.

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20022891

>>20021012
No.

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20023832

hoo hoo hoo! hee hee hee!

>> No.20023844

>>20021012
Even if I'm just you're imagination, how is that not real? I might be inconsequential, but you definitely know I exist because here I am.