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19883106 No.19883106[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Every day I sit in a cafe reading a book but no girl has ever approached me and asked what I am reading. I thought girls love /lit/ guys?

>> No.19883122

if you read books you would know that the /lit/ aesthetic is just an optional accoutrement while being handsome or high status is the actual measure of your attractiveness, and you would know that men are the actor and women are acted upon thus you're expected to approach them - also this is the literature board.

>> No.19883124

Women love guys that make them wet

>> No.19883130

Wear sandals. I don't why, but I get compliments about my feet. That's pretty much the only thing girls approach me for.

>> No.19883133

>>19883106

If you had ever spoken with a girl you would know this is not true.

>> No.19883136

>>19883106
Good. You've learned what not to do. Now make money, get a tan and white teeth, and a high-status career. Then women will think it's hot that you read.

>> No.19883144

>>19883106
No one told them it should be a tradition.

The tradition has always been the other way around. The boy is supposed to engage first.

>> No.19883158

>>19883106
Girls appreciate following attributes, although priorities may differ:
>height
>masculine frame
>facial symmetry
>strong jaw
>confidence
>dark triad personality
>social status
>wealth
Notice how your intellect or interests aren’t on the list at all - it’s because they’re fucking irrelevant to women.

>> No.19883165
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19883165

>>19883144
>The boy is supposed to engage first
Yeah but I am ugly and a 5'9" manlet. If I try to engage then I get kicked out of the cafe for sexual harrassment. Girls have to approach me or at least give out a signal like smiling.

>> No.19883224

>>19883165
Are you wearing a beret?

>> No.19883240

>>19883106
this has happened to me only like once OP lol
I don't know whether it's my shithole town or what but nobody seems to give a shit about reading here and almost everyone here is insecure and in their own shells

>> No.19883241

You're reading you fucking idiot. It's rude to approach someone when they're busy with something.

>> No.19883246

you need to punch other dudes in order to get pussies wet, sorry bro

>> No.19883248

>>19883165
>Yeah but I am ugly and a 5'9" manlet. If I try to engage then I get kicked out of the cafe for sexual harrassment. Girls have to approach me or at least give out a signal like smiling.
work on your confidence first bro, you're neither a manlet or ugly (even though I haven't met you but I'm sure that's only your self-attacking negative thoughts). Also you won't get kicked out of the cafe almost no matter what you do, so if you feel like approaching a cute girl you should not think but act without any thinking of what's gonna happen beforehand.

>> No.19883287

>>19883130
>I have bunions
footcel bros I don't feel so good...