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19874801 No.19874801 [Reply] [Original]

>You will never get incredibly drunk with your wife at a Puritan house party and go home and have depraved sex in 17th century Massachusetts.

>> No.19874821
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>>19874801
>wife
>house

>> No.19874966

I will never have sex

>> No.19874994

I once got drunk with a gf at what was essentially a puritan house party. We brought wine and we were the only ones who drank in that teetotalling crowd. So we drank it all (a bottle each) and went home to fuck.

>> No.19875006

>>19874994
Oh lol. I did not bring wine, I brought port, she brought wine. I drank most of the bottle and everytime someone asked me what I did or the like I would say that "I am in port for the night," raise the bottle and take a drink. I completely forgot about that. Good times.

>> No.19875028

>>19874801
I can't see myself ever getting a girlfriend. girls like promising young outgoing lawyers who just landed a position at that top firm.

>> No.19875035

>>19874801
Maybe you won't

>> No.19875043

>>19875006
you sound like a massive faggot btw

>> No.19875056

>>19875028
>girls like promising young outgoing lawyers who just landed a position at that top firm.
What yuppie shit hole do you live in that this is common place and something desired by women?

>> No.19875127

>>19875043
Eh, everyone has those moments. They were good people and I am still friends with a number of them and on good terms with most if not all of them. Despite my tendency when drunk to get caught up on a single in joke that only I am in on, most people enjoy my drunken antics and I never get sloppy. I held an impromptu concert that night with the hosts guitar, it was quite well received. They still invite me to their parties and always get asked to play a few songs.

>> No.19875174

>>19875028
not even true bro. do you even talk to women? you probably just need to work on your social skills and or get a job.

>> No.19875345

>>19875174
>not true bro you can be an outgoing young promising doctor or MBA too!