/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19871263]

What the hell, this guy isn't based and redpilled at all. I thought this was a right wing christian board, why did you get me to read this degenerate trash?

[Anonymous No.19871270]

[Anonymous No.19871313]

>>19871263
>right wing christian board
Nah this board is all in favor of dengist jungle hyperaccelerationism

[Anonymous No.19871314]

>>19871263
This is a Sunni Islamic board

[Anonymous No.19871324]

>>19871263
No. It’s never been a rightwing board. The constant trad/cath/fash threads are vocal minority of trolls we originals still don’t want here (and now we have qtards!)
So yeah, go back to your home board and ask them for book recs.

[Anonymous No.19871335]

>>19871263
idk man slothrop yelling at that one dude that he sucks nigger dick made me laugh harder than any book i've ever read

[Anonymous No.19871337]

>>19871324
Its not a tranny board either, those guys are less welcome still

[Anonymous No.19871339]

>he got filtered by the shit eating scene

How embarrassing. You never even met byron the lightbulb.

[Anonymous No.19871401]

>>19871324
thank you, you finally convinced me that CIA/anti-christ shills do actually shill here. Go buy yourself a reward

[Anonymous No.19871408]

>>19871401
/lit/ has been angry humanities nerds since the board started, anyone that doesn’t angrily carry around DFW or Joyce while getting friendzoned by Stacy doesn’t belong here.

[Anonymous No.19871413]

>>19871337

[Anonymous No.19871419]

The average /lit/ user is a balding 36 year old man who voted Bernie. Yes, they're trans.

[Anonymous No.19871420]

>>19871401
He´s right you retarded 2016 tourist (possibly even newer).

Conseravards and christcucks only spiked after The_Donald subreddit got shut down, and those newfags have been gradually leaving /lit/ for two years now too.

[Anonymous No.19871429]

>>19871419
This epic bacon post right here is the perfect example: >>19871313
Oldfags genuinely find this funny.

[Anonymous No.19871433]

>>19871420
This anon is right, we were always communists. Btw I'm trans.

[Anonymous No.19871439]

>>19871420
everyone fucking keeps saying the donald shit but you know what?? its just not fucking true. The type of shit that's discussed on lit is *never* mentioned on pol or let alone fucking reddit, and I would know I used to used pol since before the trump elections. You either have faulty memory or you are just lying to yourself. All you can do is ruin other threads. Ask your boss to raise your pay at least.

[Anonymous No.19871447]

>>19871439
>*never* mentioned on pol
It's /pol/, at least pretend you belong here.

And I'm not surprised either. /pol/ is almost entirely composed of Reddit refugees, Facebook boomers and Twitter tradcath larpers. It's a contaiment board for trash.

[Anonymous No.19871455]

>>19871447
Pol is trash but *you* are also trash. Pol is board for edgy pointless discussion, at best you can get some decent opinions on very local politics. There is actual discussion going on on lit but *you* are the one who ruins it by going into every thread and saying shit like this. Spam buzzwords without meaning and just kill the thread. This is how pol die and this is how lit can die. If you want to see neolib discussions, go to the neolib threads. If you want to have actual discussion, then stop saying stupid shit htat you pulled off of like CNN or smtn.

[Anonymous No.19871460]

>>19871455
Well you're clearly a clueless tourist and type like underaged b& too, so I think we're done here.

[Anonymous No.19871462]

Begone Chudnigger. Your kind is not welcome here. I've posted on /lit/ since the early 90s. The Big Chungus meme? I invented that. They call me the Queen of Spoopypasta. Show a little respect for your elders.

[Anonymous No.19871473]

>>19871439
Guenon threads kept to themselves before 2016. Aquinas threads were the majority of tradcath larper threads. It’s overwhelming now. 17 years on this stupid website and it’s true, it always gets worse.

[Anonymous No.19871477]

>>19871473
Newsflash, 17 year old boys don't read. Much less hardcore philosophy.

[Anonymous No.19871529]

>>19871460
>got absolutely destroyed in an argument
>b-but you talk like an underage i won heh!
You need to go back.

[Anonymous No.19871543]

>>19871263
>I thought this was a right wing christian board

Confirmation bias. You saw the noisy minority of post-2016 types and thought it defined the board.

[Anonymous No.19871659]

>>19871477
>17 year old boys don't read. Much less hardcore philosophy
17 year old boys are exactly the ones reading 'hardcore philosophy'

[Anonymous No.19871670]

>>19871339
the lightbulb part was one of the best bits in the book. that lil niggas story really resonated with me.

[Anonymous No.19872587]

>>19871263
>I thought this was a right wing christian board
No. /lit/ is a Christian socialist board

[Anonymous No.19872719]

>>19871408
Halal

[Anonymous No.19872842]

I am living in your walls. I am living in your walls. I am living in your walls.

You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:

Why are you living in my walls?

I'm not going to tell you.

Are you only in my walls?

You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.

How are you surviving in my walls?

In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapor in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

What are you planning to do in my walls?

Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my walls?

Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When are you going to stop living in my walls?

You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?

The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you living in my walls?

Be aware.

What if I am ok with you living in my walls?

I will make sure you’re not.

Are you imaginary?

I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.

Summary:

I am living in your walls.

[Anonymous No.19872970]

>>19872842

[Anonymous No.19873088]

>>19871263
>right wing christian board
>I thought
it was never was though until 2-3 years ago. dimwit and midwit polacks watching repilled youtube edutainment and mockumentaries made it into that.
People here used to be racist as a joke, you know.

[Anonymous No.19873101]

>>19872842
You forgot:
>I can hear your thoughts. No, screaming in your head won't help. Maybe if you scream right now you won't be able to hear yourself. Maybe you'll pass out.
>Btw. you should jump off a bridge, I also live in your walls.

[Anonymous No.19873195]

>>19873088
>People here used to be racist as a joke
>ESL
lol you're a newfag

[Anonymous No.19873380]

/lit/ is a Hellenist board

[Anonymous No.19873406]

>>19873380
I wish that were true

[Anonymous No.19873436]

>>19871433
Kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.19874891]