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How many books will get you this?

>> No.19620014
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>>19619997
All you need to get beautiful women is be a regular at a bar and have a cool apartment nearby to hang out at with your friends. Eventually your friend group will be big enough and dynamic enough that you will have serendipitous meetings with beautiful women and, if you have the gift of gab, they can end up in your bed.

>> No.19620034

>>19619997
The real knowledge is that all it takes is one book, the Holy Bible, to keep a whore like that away.

>> No.19620044

>>19620014
I don't have friends, neither an apartment. I'm fucked

>> No.19620105

>>19620034
Amen

>> No.19620109

>>19620034
unironically this

>> No.19620122

>>19619997
Hot girls aren’t much different than ugly girls and books help with neither. If you are a catch, you can read anything and get girls

>> No.19620127

>>19620044

>I'm fucked

I would suspect not

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>>19619997

>> No.19620191

>>19620122
>If you are a catch, you can read anything and get girls
Cringe. A real catch starts with the Greeks.

>> No.19620207

>>19620034
BASED

>> No.19620227

>>19620141
kek

>> No.19620295

>>19620034
You are supposed to save her from sin, Anon...

>> No.19620314

>>19620295
I cannot save anyone from anything, all that I can do is sow the seed of the Gospel and depart. The rest is up to her and God. If she chooses God and wishes to follow me to church then that is grand. If she wishes to devote fully to God and become one flesh with me then that is grand. Overwhelming odds are that she immediately depart in search of BBC and moneyed simps instead.

>> No.19620331

>>19620141
Baste

>> No.19620356

>>19620034
>>19620109
>>19620105
>>19620207
Have sex

>> No.19620364

>>19620295
Nobody can save anyone from sin. You've got to move towards God yourself.

>> No.19620662

>>19620034
>A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.

John 13.34

Is she not deserving of love, anon?

>> No.19620685

Books will keep you away from that and you might be catching a break taking the long view.

>> No.19620687

>>19620662
>>19620314

>> No.19620780

>>19620687
I know I can't save anyone.

What did Christ mean when he said "love one another as I have loved you?"

>> No.19620782

>>19619997
I will whip myself to death if she dares to come near me, foul quim.

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>>19620034
Spread the Word brother. This sin-hole website needs more people like you.

>> No.19620997

>>19620014
>the real secret is to be a character from my favourite shitty sitcom
Fuck I hate normies so God damn much it hurts. (also jannies)