/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.1958484]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/558516

Sometimes... you just have to wonder about the education system and the integrity of writing. Yet, then again, you get to make parodies like this one here.
*WARNING*
Your I.Q. may drop by 20 points in aggregate.
Grammar Nazis must not watch this, for their blood pressure may cause a simultaneous heart attack.

[Anonymous No.1958493]

Holy goddamn hell was that funny. Thanks for that OP. Haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[Anonymous No.1958495]

Don't feed the troll.
Don't give his videos views.
Stop this shit. It's not /lit/.

[Anonymous No.1958498]

>>1958495
Isn't someone a sour-puss?

[Anonymous No.1958497]

>>1958495

Mocking poor punctuation isn't /lit/ anymore?

What fucking board am I on?

[Anonymous No.1958505]

This is pretty old, but still funny.

[satan !OW9DVqIqy6 No.1958509]

>overused opera bullshit intro
>that accent
>videogame faggotry

fuck your mother op

[Anonymous No.1958512]

beacuase gets me every time.

[Anonymous No.1958518]

>>1958509

> that's the joke dot jaypeg

[Anonymous No.1958520]

I lold at the end at the "Beacuause"

[Anonymous No.1958523]

i thought this would be a troll, but that was actually really funny

[OP No.1958538]

Anyone else have some funny parodies along these lines?

Also
>>1958495
Good use of understood you and fragments.
>>1958509
A tripcode using Nancy-boy not understanding the facetious and comical nature of a parody telling me to fornicate upon my mother? I have disregarded this statement because of you being blatantly obvious moron.
>Mine visage upon reaction towards your post.

[satan !OW9DVqIqy6 No.1958540]

>>1958518

i realize that you fuckhead...in what context could it be taken as anything but a joke?
im just saying that it's unfunny and gay

[OP No.1958547]

>>1958540
That diction, conventions, capitalization, improper use of elements...
Explain to m- EXPLAIN TO ME! How is this a post?!

[satan !OW9DVqIqy6 No.1958553]

>>1958547

this explains it...you're clearly a raging faggot.
carry on

[Anonymous No.1958556]

>>1958540

> I understand and acknowledge your assertion, you parsimonious half-wit, but here I feel we have reason to pause, and to truly discuss. Exiting our respective allegorical caves and delving now into the depths of true dialog, may I offer an inquiry? In what hypothetical set of circumstances--in what Aristotelian vision of a world-that-would-be--might I have perceived such as anything OTHER than a joke, if you possess the nuance to understand the deepest implications of my meaning? I'm merely stating the obvious: that I find this video to be unamusing, and most likely homosexual in orientation.

[Anonymous No.1958558]

>>1958553
Don't you know anything? If he were a faggot, he would be typing with a lisp.

[OP No.1958564]

>>1958556
That doth tickle my fancy like no other!

[Anonymous No.1958565]

>joining together to mock nobodies on the internet
classy thread

[satan !OW9DVqIqy6 No.1958572]

>>1958556


so you like gay jokes...cool bro
no need to write a paragraph about it

[OP No.1958578]

>>1958572
Your reading comprehension is probably comparable to a malnourished infant suspended in gelatin.

[satan !OW9DVqIqy6 No.1958586]

>>1958578

i was read it too fast...i thought you said "amusing" instead of "unamusing"

i see you just said what i said in an unnecessarily long way...awesome

[Anonymous No.1958584]

>>1958572

so you like gay jokes...cool bro
no need to write a paragraph about it

> It has just occurred to me, with rather concussive force I might add, that you seem possessed of a particular affiliative tendency towards humor of a decidedly homosexual bent. I find this habit both respectable and commendable, countryman, though I would venture that a treatise conceived solely for the dissertation of such was, perhaps, unnecessary.

[satan !OW9DVqIqy6 No.1958591]

>>1958586

i read*

[OP No.1958589]

>>1958584
Can... Can I worship you?

[Anonymous No.1958603]

>>1958586

> Forgive me if you will, fellow. I found myself (quite accidentally, you understand) in the throes of a state which...well, to be quite frank, a state which propelled me through your text at a rather alarming rate, thereby reducing my comprehension of said text to negligible, at best. I was under the mistaken impression that you found the video linked hereabove to be "amusing" -- as opposed to being "unamusing", which was, in fact, the true form of your words. I understand now that you are merely and unabashedly echoing mine own words in a bafflingly protracted form. I find the awesome spectacle of this act to be of a unique and worthwhile nature.

[Anonymous No.1958608]

Aw, where'd he go? I was having fun...

[OP No.1958618]

>>1958603

Satan has deleted the post. Good job. You beat Satan. Thanks bro.

>Brethren, look upon the text that had once shown a vibrant red and behold that it now is a lusterless shade of lime-green. Gaze upon this one of the legion, the one of the multitudes which run the world, nay throw yourself upon his mercy! For he has defeated the Fallen Morning Star, Lucifer himself! My brother, rest well, for you have done a great deed today!

[satan !OW9DVqIqy6 No.1958619]

>>1958603

though i might, in the truest sense of the word, be reconciled to your elaborate ways of linguistic prostitution...it does seem as though i have eradicated my earlier posts, leaving you to baselessly spew forth like the bleeding unwashed cunt that you are

[Anonymous No.1958621]

>>1958619

> delete your own post
> "I SURE SHOWED HIM"

[satan !OW9DVqIqy6 No.1958631]

>>1958621

yeah bitch...you know it was a brilliant move

[Anonymous No.1958634]

I love this board.

[OP No.1958636]

>>1958621
>Delete your own post
>"I SURE SHOWED HIM"

>It befalls me that in a fit of belligerence, begotten and belayed by the stated text has no relevance due to the lack of evidence to hold that statement to me.
It appears that you try to grasp victory by this fact, when it is fool-hearty to think that such an act can do much more that show your lack of wit and good sportsmanship to accept defeat.

[Anonymous No.1958640]

>>1958636
I think
>>1958631
was kind of a good-natured way of taking the piss out of himself OP. This was fun; we're done here.

[Anonymous No.1958642]

>>1958621

he was repeating what he said.
in a very childish way, deleting his post was a strategic move.

[Anonymous No.1958646]

>>1958634

/lit/ plays for keeps.

[OP No.1958650]

This was Baby's first post on /lit/. I like it here. May I stay?

[Anonymous No.1958657]

>>1958650

> inb4 "No."

[OP No.1958678]

>>1958657

I'd still would post, regardless of permission.

>I would still gander a post with my slight tang of homoerotic literature and disregard your opinions of why I should or should not. In short, I do not judge nor pass judgment, but hold an opinion which is mere impression compared to the grudge that most hold.

[satan !OW9DVqIqy6 No.1958684]

>>1958642

exactly niggertits
(by deleting the posts, the originals were lacking for comparison, turning his mimicry into irrelevant rambles...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA GOD I'VE GOT A HUGE BONER IM SO FUCKING SMART)

[OP No.1958690]

>>1958684
Refer to:
>>1958636

P.S: I forgot to post on Caturday.

[Anonymous No.1958691]

>>1958678

You're really annoying

>>1958684


and you need to get off the drugs

[OP No.1958697]

>>1958691
You win this time Anonymous, but later, I will arise as the glorious OP again!

[Anonymous No.1958705]

It is unfortunate there is no theater board on 4chan. This would be a perfect post on that board.

[Anonymous No.1958720]

Thanks for the last laugh. Now I must return to reading.

[Anonymous No.1958731]

>>1958684


Idk guys.
I think Satan might have taken this one, though in a rather unproffessional way.

captcha: iltoter theatrical

[Anonymous No.1958733]

I like what was born here. It's some kind of /lit/-specific breed of trolling where you mock a post by extrapolating it into a pretentiously over-worded essay, and then continue doing so for every response. The only way to counter it seems to be to not reply, delete your own post, or become more eloquent.

Might be I should take this over to /v/ and see how it works out.

[Anonymous No.1958735]

>>1958619
>be reconciled to your elaborate ways of linguistic prostitution

I have no respect for you.

[Anonymous No.1958745]

>>1958735

>though i might, in the truest sense of the word, be reconciled to your elaborate ways of linguistic prostitution

propper grammar.
what are you so pissy about?

[Anonymous No.1958749]

>>1958745
>propper.
Excuse me?

[Anonymous No.1958753]

>>1958749

So I added a p, calm the fuck down.

[Anonymous No.1958755]

>>1958745
>try-hard
It sounds like he typed out a sentence and used a thesaurus to enhance himself to a pseudo-intellectual status.

[Behemoth !!Twl3DmqEY/B No.1958757]

You are all pedantic shitheads. You are the reason people get discouraged and then apathetic about literacy.

[Anonymous No.1958758]

> mfw I fuck with satan, come back an hour later, and find bitches arguing about grammar

Yoooouuuu guuysssssss, stawwwwwp it.

[Sammiches No.1958763]

I like literature, but grammar is not the most important thing. A good story is always the most important thing. Good spelling and punctuation make it more readable, but nobody is going to read a two hundred page novel of perfect grammar and spelling that doesn't have a plot or story.

[satan !OW9DVqIqy6 No.1958777]

>>1958758

No...i'm pretty sure you ended up losing this one.
Your trolling was ingeniously rendered obsolete.

I'll accept my victory blowjob job from you now.

[Anonymous No.1958785]

>>1958777

You assume I care about my trolling posterity. I don't. When I troll, it's a personal thing, baby. It's a you-me thing. I don't care what they say about us. I don't listen to their whispers.

You know what we had was special.

[Anonymous No.1958793]

urgh

OP will never understand how stupid he is

[Anonymous No.1958809]

>>1958793

dude expanding satan's posts wasn't OP

he just latched on and got all gay with it

[Anonymous No.1958820]

This was pretty funny, OP.

[Anonymous No.1958852]

>>1958684