/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19482882]

Give me this kind of literature.
No Sade fag shit, please. Non fiction also welcomed.

[Anonymous No.19482928]

I would respect more a man who invests in zodiac signs than one in mbti. The zodiac guy at least he is more honest with himself

[Anonymous No.19482932]

>>19482928
I don't get it. That website told me I'm INTJ, but I don't feel like a deranged dolphin.

[Anonymous No.19482944]

>>19482932
That’s not a deranged dolphin, it’s a ningen.

[Anonymous No.19482958]

>>19482882
Please help. I Sharted in front of an ENFP girl I like, did I ruin it? I took this ENFP girl out the other day. I am very lactose intolerant but she was adamant about getting ice cream. I really like this girl and I didn’t want to embarrass myself by telling her about my condition so I said nothing and ordered one scoop of ice cream hoping that I’d be okay. I was fine for awhile but when we were walking I couldn’t hold it anymore and I had to fart. I pretended I had a phone call and walked away from her for a minute so I could rip a big one without her smelling it. To my horror it was also juicy and a shart escaped even though I tried with everything inside of me to clench my butt cheeks. Thankfully I was wearing dark colored jeans but the smell was obvious. I cut the date short but still had to drop her off. It was the most uncomfortable car ride of my life and I knew we could both smell it. She said nothing the whole car ride, and didn’t even look me in the eye when she left. She just abruptly got out of the car. I tried texting her the next day but no reply. I need help, I really like this girl… I even dream about her. Should I maybe show up with flowers and try to explain my situation and own up to the shart?

[Anonymous No.19482962]

>>19482928
I bet that sounded really smart in your head…

[Anonymous No.19482975]

>>19482882
Why is there one window above and one below the iceberg? Doesn't that make it redundant?

[Anonymous No.19482989]

>>19482962
seethe

[Anonymous No.19483000]

>>19482882
This image is appaling. I, as an INTP, want to be the U̶̧̯͔̼̭̥̠̞̥̣͆̒̎̔̾̓̈́̾̍̔̌̚͝n̷̛̳͎̺̳̮͙̟͚̺̭͕̈́̓̏̾̈́̀̐̀̄̍̂͘͜͝h̶̨̧̳̖͇͕̻͚̀̀͒̉͊̆̈̀͑̕͜õ̶̢̡̨̝͉̳͇̦̘̺͕̝̉͒̓̑͐͆̋̕͝l̸̢̧͉̦̦̫̤̩̖̫̟͈̮̩̿y̵̤̱͖̭̞̼̩͉̝̼̯̙̑̃̔̑͆̉̒́̏͛͑͛̍͝ͅ ̸̡͎͕̘͍̜̓̈́̀̐́̂̆ḑ̸̢̯̳̭͓͕̺̜̘͉̇̿͘͜ọ̷̜͚̖̹̹̪̱́̂̂̃͊̿̾̀̂̈́͠͝͠ḽ̷̢̘͈̺̥͚͚̟͙̬̰̝̓̊̓̐̓͌͋̇̐͘̚͜p̵̧̨̛̭̞̟̹̩͕͎̼̝̰̯̘͛̓͋̔͋̌͗̔̐͗͆͛͝͠ḩ̵̰͆͌̒̒͌i̶̝̖͓͕͚̺̬̔͌́̈́͋̓̄̀̃̍̎̚͝n̴̻̳̯̥͆̐͋̎́͝͠

Please change it.

[Anonymous No.19483009]

>>19483000

[Anonymous No.19483014]

>>19482882

Shouldn't ESTPs be lower considering that they're often criminals and shit?

[Anonymous No.19483104]

>>19483014
They're usually very successful in their endeavours, be they criminal, military or corporate. They're hardly outcasts.

[Anonymous No.19483116]

>>19482882

[ᴪk No.19483215]

>>19482882

[Anonymous No.19483806]

Best i can do.

[Anonymous No.19483821]

>>19483806
>all gay lefties

[Anonymous No.19483833]

>>19482928
I get that it's annoying, but come on now. You don't see how people could have more fun using horoscopes based on a personality quiz than one based around their fucking birthday?

[Anonymous No.19483851]

>>19483833
This. Genuinely more fun to shitpost a out being a LEO than intp/intj, especially when every smug faggot online is going to answer "yeah bro I'm totally smart and logical" and so end up intj or whatever.

If your birth tarot cards aren't the Hermit and the Moon don't even @ me.

[Anonymous No.19483872]

>>19483806
Nietzsche was so obviously an INFJ, people just voted him INTJ because he's a philosopher and nobody has read The Gay Science. Marx, Krugman, Asiimov? Sure, but not Nietzsche

[Anonymous No.19483882]

Is there even a better astrological 4-letters sign for writers?
This is top tier stuff.

[Anonymous No.19483884]

>>19482882
kys

[Anonymous No.19483890]

>>19483882
only 2 good writers there and another that i only accept because they have good politics

[Anonymous No.19483905]

>>19483882
>Mark Twain
>Alexander Pushkin
>Miguel de Cervantes
>Ovid
>G.K. Chesterton
>Jonathan Swift
>George Bernard Shaw
>Francois Villon
>Lope de Vega
>Francois Rabelais

Entps are better.

[Anonymous No.19483956]

>>19483806

NEETzsche can barely pass for MBTI INTJ, definitely not Socionics ILI.

[Anonymous No.19484009]

>infp is second lowest
yay

[Anonymous No.19484030]

>>19484009
Oh wow I can't read

[Anonymous No.19484060]

>>19483833
the point is
Horoscopes are totally stupid and everyone with bothers with it except maybe the worst housewives deep inside are aware of that and they just go along with it and have fun in kind of a similar way a positivist who is religious accepts faith and miracles.
MBTI on the other hand is confirmed pseudoscience, a bait for midwits who are searching for themselves to stop going 'any further' and putting people on molds the exact same way as the horoscopes do while not acknowledging the obvious contradictions of these tests

[Anonymous No.19484064]

>>19482882
What makes us like Picrel?

[Anonymous No.19484069]

>>19482958
>hey let's get some ice cream
>oh sorry, I'm actually lactose intolerant, I'll have to pass
>wait what the fuck? your lactose intolerant? ok this date is over, never contact me again

[Anonymous No.19484105]

I was ISTP before, currently INTP. How come?

[Anonymous No.19484129]

>>19483215
someone's actually read this on here?
what did you think? I haven't read Jung's work which this is based on and was introduced to the concepts through this book

[Anonymous No.19484149]

>>19484060
Mbti tests do tell you something, though half of what they tell you is self image rather than actual traits. But still, an intj probably isnt going to be mistaken for an esfp.

[Anonymous No.19484195]

My letters change, it's kind of silly.but I guess it was nieve to add a layer of "identity" when i was in community college. Went from intj >enfp > entj

I'm a virgo libra cusp with Saturn's 2nd moon aura.

I'm in ravenclaw 8>)
I also played warlock in wotlk but demon hunter later >:)

I'm also a nondenominational follower of Christ. Praise Jesus for being nonfiction in my post.

Some real nonfiction on identity
>Ecological systems theory Urie Bronfenbrenner
>Erikson and Marcia theory of psychosocial identity development (1966) based his theory of adolescent identity development on Erikson's (1950/1980) theory of psychosocial identity development and identified four identity statuses: identity diffusion, identity foreclosure, identity moratorium, and identity achievement
Ancient metaphor
>For every one that useth milk is unskilful in the word of righteousness: for he is a babe.

>But strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age, even those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil.
Hebrews 5:13-14

[Anonymous No.19484210]

>>19483806
Why? This is something a complete asperger would need to read.

[Anonymous No.19484231]

>>19482944
>look it up
>some 2ch creepypasta
Am I supposed to believe this twerp is scary? Looks like a shitty Twitter Kirby meme

[Anonymous No.19485203]

>>19482882
i don't believe in myers briggs because every time I take a different test I get a different result

[Anonymous No.19485214]

>>19483882
>>19483806
Non of these authors took the test. And all of these are purely guesses based on the views of people who never met them personally.

[Anonymous No.19485332]

I am INTJ and its more of a condition than a personality. How do INTJs find happiness?

All I want is to move into the woods and work remotely (or not work at all). Already got the well paying IT job where its alright to work from home. But somehow I force myself into every social activity because I have convinced myself that its important and healthy to socialize and network. I have convinced myself that it will make me a better human and somehow lead to the correct path to happiness. That forcing myself to constantly socialize and put myself into uncomfortable situations, like public speaking, will cure me of being who I am.

[Anonymous No.19485347]

>>19482882

[Anonymous No.19485356]

>>19482944
Well, I certainly don't feel like one of these either.

[Anonymous No.19485476]

>>19483872
>Nietzsche was so obviously an INFJ
How so?
I think I agree but I want to know your reasoning

[Anonymous No.19485511]

>>19483104
>>19483014

It's a coin flip with ESTPs. I personally have a couple ESTP friends who are chonic drug abusers, and I've met a whole bunch of their crazy ESTP friends who are also real wacky and end up in jail and stuff.
My ESTP friend who I hang out with all the time gets drunk a whole lot but says he doesn't, and he also smokes a lot of weed and says he doesn't, and will occasionally do harder stuff but it is rarely. He's cool but he is maybe bi polar or something, he's wacky as hell.
I'd say they should be around the middle, they have potential to go far in either direction.

[Anonymous No.19485528]

>>19482928
Zodiac is real, MBTI not that much.

[Anonymous No.19485535]

>>19483806
>All weaklings
Seems accurate.

[Anonymous No.19485545]

>>19484231
You wouldn’t be talking tough if that thing was swimming towards you at top speed in freezing water.

[Anonymous No.19485555]

>>19485332
It is healthy to work on that.
INTJs often do exactly what you are describing, consciously recognize they dislike social things and work on it. It's a theme.

[Anonymous No.19485562]

I'm only INTJ when I'm on adderall
Otherwise I'm INFP
Reason for this?

[Anonymous No.19485591]

>>19485562

Demonstrative Ni.

[Anonymous No.19485595]

>>19485545
It looks like a shitty swimmer. You can probably see better aquatic locomotion at the Paralympic Games

[Anonymous No.19485606]

>>19485595
If they look like this I would piss my diving suit.
https://cryptozoologycryptids.fandom.com/wiki/Ningen?file=Antarctic_humanoid_4.jpg
(Sorry, jannies rangebanned my entire country from uploading files)

[Anonymous No.19485612]

>>19482882
I was an INTJ when I was a stupid teenager. Then I matured into a patrician INTP.

[Anonymous No.19485643]

>>19485606
Just ask him to leave

[Anonymous No.19485687]

MBTI is among the gayest shit imaginable. Literally made up by a dilettante housewife at her kitchen table after she read a smattering of Jung and missed the entire fucking point of Jung in the process.
I hold more esteem for people who try to read tarots and astrological charts than people who bring up their MBTI. At least that shit has interesting cultural relevance and mystique to it instead of faux-clinical nonsense.

[Anonymous No.19485733]

>>19485591
What?

[Anonymous No.19485745]

>>19485687
I think NPCs who don't get it seethe eternally about it

[Anonymous No.19485889]

>>19485687
>cultural relevance
>mystique

Youre just a faggot. MBTI is at least a little bit rational. People just use it in wrong ways.

[Anonymous No.19485907]

>>19485889
>at least a little bit rational
No "rational system" can hope to determine a serious description of somebody's personality by just asking them what it is and assuming they're correct and honest.
>>19485745
There's nothing to get.

[Anonymous No.19486084]

>>19485907
If you do the test and youre honest with yourself, then the test will be a bit accurate, dont you agree with me?

[Anonymous No.19486246]

>>19485907
>No "rational system" can hope to determine a serious description of somebody's personality by just asking them what it is and assuming they're correct and honest.
That's funny because that's how most clinical psychology works
Even mental illnesses can be diagnosed through self report

[Anonymous No.19486347]

>>19482882
I did that test twice, at different points in life, and it said I'm either an INTP or an ENTP. I think it's bullshit.

[Anonymous No.19486455]

>>19482958
You don't deserve help. You deserve to be beaten or worse. You are a genetically unfit subhuman that can't even digest what normal humans have evolved to do so over an untold number of millenia. You deserve no mate. You deserve no procreation opportunities. Just go straight to the chopping block and have yourself sterilized and get a colonoscopy bag while you are at it. Disgusting freak abomination where one wallop of milk sends you into a frenzy of rectal incontinence.

[Anonymous No.19486500]

>>19483116
kek

[Anonymous No.19486549]

>>19485907
>>19486084
>>19486347
Why do people still think the test is accurate in the slightest?! MBTI typing can be occasionally applicable (especially if you look into the cognitive functions aspect of it), but you have to determine the specific categories for yourself and not rely on a retarded biased test!
Answering the questions will be influenced by social desirability and self perception no matter what you do. Picrel might be a little less fun but it’s a much more accurate way to get your type.

[Anonymous No.19487028]

>>19486084
No.
The questions transparently tell you what group they're going to put you in. You couldn't answer them all honestly if you wanted to, and even if you could, astonishingly few people know any truth about themselves anyway.
>>19486246
Clinical psychology is largely bunk too.

[Anonymous No.19487089]

INFPs make the best writers and artists in general obviously

[Anonymous No.19487321]

Not saying MBTI is necessarily true, but how do you explain the clear distinction in behavior and thinking between the types? Sure there is a lot of overlap and similarities between the types, but the differences are pretty stark as well

[Anonymous No.19487521]

The real secret is that the Chinese Zodiac is the most accurate of them all.

[Anonymous No.19487538]

>>19482958
you are an embarrassment to the entp master race. become something else.

[Anonymous No.19487730]

>>19483821
>Nietzsche
>Lefty
you have to be over 18 to post here zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.19487932]

>>19487321
Jung.

[Anonymous No.19488183]

>>19483116
I have seen this so many times yet it never fails to make me laugh, true gold

[Anonymous No.19488204]

>>19483872
>>19485476
Nietzsche philosophy is peak Tertiary Fi. Tertiary function is the stock for entertaining. Tertiary Fi = Entertaining of Values.
So as an ENTP or an ESTP entertains with the social and atmospheric emotions because of his Tertiary Fe, a Tertiry Fi entertains with the posibilities of value systems, but always in service of Ni and Te.

[Anonymous No.19488212]

>>19488204
>a Tertiry Fi entertains with the posibilities of value systems, but always in service of Ni and Te.
But I do this in service of Ne...

[Anonymous No.19488216]

How do a nigga know if he ISFP neet or INFP neet?

[Anonymous No.19488223]

>>19488216
If I push you hard enough you recoil because a sense of justice or because of of self preservation instincts?

[Anonymous No.19488226]

>>19488223
what does that even mean? Both?

[Anonymous No.19488229]

>>19488212
But you valuate them according of your own internal system of understanding of truth in a formal sense, not because you 'believe in them' or because they are useful to push your ambitions.

[Anonymous No.19488231]

>>19488204
So INFJ entertains with a priori logic?

[Anonymous No.19488238]

>>19488229
What if I believe in them and use them to push my ambitions according to my own internal system of understanding truth in a formal sense?

[Anonymous No.19488241]

>>19488226
idk, it was just a silly tought, of course there's no dicotomy between them. But a ISFP is theorically faster to react to physical threats than an INFP. INFP is first to process why something is going on than to indulge in what his heart actually wants to do.

[Anonymous No.19488244]

>>19488231
Yes.

[Anonymous No.19488251]

>>19488238
That means that you already arrived to your truth, you are not merely entertaining them but you have incorporated them to your Ti.

[Anonymous No.19488279]

>>19488241
>But a ISFP is theorically faster to react to physical threats than an INFP.
By how long. 3 minutes?

[Anonymous No.19488501]

>>19483882
cringe

[Anonymous No.19488541]

>>19482882
Do theses change? 3 years ago i was INTP, now I am INFP. I got deep into reading in that period. Has that roughened my analytical skills?

[Anonymous No.19488555]

>>19483890
>only 2 good writers there
Asimov and who?

[Anonymous No.19488606]

>>19488541
Maybe it's just made you more in touch with your emotions.

[Anonymous No.19488914]

>>19482882
INTJs are cringe redditards tho.

Beluga territory belongs to INTP and INTP only.

[Anonymous No.19488980]

>>19482882
I am either INTJ or INTP. How do I tell if I’m Ni Dom or Ti Dom?

[Anonymous No.19489187]

>>19488541
Same thing happened to me in the same time frame. I think it's just getting older and more mature as you escape from the educational system which pushes thinking traits over feeling. Once that artificial forcing goes away you return to your true nature. That plus if you're on lit you're probably learning about people and feelings and all the other gay shit.

[Anonymous No.19489334]

>>19489187
Honestly when i do the test and it doesnt say intj, amost always its either istj or istp

You "Feelings" fags are gay.

[Anonymous No.19489363]

>>19482882
I used to be INTP but after taking psychedelics for two years I've become INFP.

[Anonymous No.19489440]

>>19489363
>moving from genius personality to crying baby personality
That's not a good thing, my guy

[Anonymous No.19489517]

>>19489440
It feels like my emotions and thoughts operate in total unison, unlike before when I was rife with cognitive dissonance. I think I function rationally but without emotional neglect.

[Anonymous No.19489527]

>>19482882
Palahniuk's "Rant"

[Anonymous No.19489536]

>>19489517
I think you just became a healthy INTP. INTP doesn't mean shut off from emotions, they just don't come as naturally as thoughts.

Conversely, I think you'd be hard-pressed to find an INFP who can actually use logic/reason, even "mature" ones.

[Anonymous No.19489548]

>>19489536
I suppose this is why people who are better versed in mbti type themselves instead of using tests.

[Anonymous No.19489596]

>>19482882
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>>19489548
Okay, but are you guys talking about dichotomies/the Big Five or functions?

[Anonymous No.19489864]

>>19489517
Same bruv
>t. Intp->infp

I am pretty sure that what happened is that I did well in school, always top of the class, which gave me a certain sense of identity as being a bigbrain logical genius, strengthened by adults around me and the social situation. As a result i repressed my feelings 100 percent well into college after which i finally had a long period for solitude and introspection where i realized the immense degree to which my actions, and my domain of action, was determined by my emotional condition which I hadn't even been able to see for my entire childhood, and that my rationality was really just a slave to my emotions- a rationalizing mechanism for me to just do whatever my base instincts wanted and disregard other beings.

Tl:dr i realized that objectivity is a meme, nobody has access to objective reality, and those who think they're the most rational often tend to be the most impulsive and self justifying. It is a great liberation from that cognitive bias. I think mushrooms helped with that also

[Anonymous No.19489923]

>>19489596
>clicks reply
>it's this nigga

Whereof one cannot speak thereof one must be silent

[Anonymous No.19489985]

INFP is the most /lit/ personality type
>INFPs are the dreamers of the world. They are deeply idealistic and passionate about their beliefs, ideas, and relationships.
>Shakespeare
>George Orwell
>Tolkien
>Edgar Allen Poe
>Bill Watterson
>William Blake
>C.S. Lewis
>Virginia Woolf
>John Milton
>Kierkegaard
>Camus
>Virgil
>fucking Homer
includes other famous figures too, like Andy Warhol, Vincent Van Goph, Fred Rodgers, Bob Marley, Audrey Hepburn, David Bowie, Tim Burton, Helen Keller, and Marlon Brando

[Anonymous No.19490002]

>>19489985
>>fucking Homer
Typings like this are a joke.

[Anonymous No.19490051]

>>19490002
obviously

[Anonymous No.19490403]

>>19489985
>that list of niggas who never took the test
>aka all of them
typical infp idiocy, you retards couldn't think logically if your life depended on it.

[Anonymous No.19490479]

>>19490403
Such a typical intj seethepost

[Anonymous No.19490511]

>>19489985
>Bill Watterson
>Shakespeare
>Virgil
>Homer
Based on what? They could've been ESFJs for all we know. How the fuck do you type someone by their writings?

[Anonymous No.19490588]

>>19490479
Nah it’s an INTP projection. They have inferior Fe and project against our outward lack of “logic” (inferior Te) when they’re really just coping against the fact they feel alienated from others feelings like someone walking the opposite direction on a busy street. They hate that whe “choose” and are mostly Fine (lol) with our “goin our own way” approach due to Fi. It’s turtles all the way down bullshit tho.

Enneagram is infinitely more based anyways. 4s and 8s are fucking based. (This post made by 4w5 gang)

[Anonymous No.19490602]

why is infj hitler

[Anonymous No.19490828]

this thread has such virgo energy i swear

[Anonymous No.19490830]

>>19482882
Why is INFP so low? Aren't INFPs generally brainlets who think Harry Potter can be applied to modern geopolitics?

[Anonymous No.19490845]

>>19490602
Because Hitler was an INFJ.

[Anonymous No.19490927]

>>19490830
No, unless you’re talking “INFx” womemes that type themselves that because they read the Brontes. Most of those are ISFJs same for most of the “sad boy” archetypical “INFP” boys. Mistyped sensors. True INFPs are nutcases basically Poe is probably the best example. Camus is a healthier version. I’d also put Mishima there as well. Almost all enneagram 4s type INFx anyways.

[Anonymous No.19491045]

INFJ here, I recommend the Zohar Pritzker edition all volumes.

[Anonymous No.19491656]

>>19490511
The answer is that we can't lol. Only retarded xFxx niggers (also known as fembrains) would do something so stupid.

>>19490588
are you a tranny or do you just type like one?

[Anonymous No.19491683]

>>19491656
Lol, always with the trannyshit. Way to call your bluff m8. No, I just type like I don’t give a shit. You should follow suit, of course, that would require you to write with some actual heart, which you live in fear of.

[Anonymous No.19491707]

>>19491683
>always with the trannyshit
Guess this isn't the first time you've been called out, huh. you freak. fuck outta here with your fake sincerity. you don't know sincere, you're just autistic emotional vomit. Ya boring mentally ill bastard.

[Anonymous No.19491726]

>>19491707
Lol. Way to project. Your real nature is calling you, troon

[Anonymous No.19491731]

INTP chad checking in

[Anonymous No.19491732]

>>19491726
>n-no, you're a tranny
work on your mental illness before attempting to be sincere, this is just embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.19491747]

>>19491732
You can always occlude the point. But remember, it’s you who brought it up. It’s you who unconsciously read my text as “tranny” maybe McElroy would be more your speed. You should check your smuggler’s Bible to see if anything is hidden in there.

[Anonymous No.19491793]

>TFW in never ending Fi-Ni loop
>Test as INFP on every test
>Low Te means I'm a shell

[Anonymous No.19491794]

>>19482882
INFPbros rise up

[Anonymous No.19491801]

>>19491747
Nope, my superior perceptive abilities made me realize you're either a tranny, an effeminate, or deeply closeted. Stay mad that you were exposed.

[Anonymous No.19491807]

>Maynard James Kennan and Trent Reznor are ISFPs typed as INTJ
>Steve Jobs and Stanley Kubrick were ISTPs constantly typed as INTJs

[Anonymous No.19491846]

>>19491807
which types are so pathetic that they need to constantly claim that their favorite celebrities are their type for validation. I'm guessing it's infps or some shit

[Anonymous No.19491921]

INTJ here I want to fuck some cute INFP bussy.

[Anonymous No.19491929]

Find it hard to believe that an INTP could stop procrastinating long enough to write a book, and then, even if they did finish one, not burn it out of embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.19491933]

>>19491921
You wish you were a chad. INTJ is the most fedora tipping mbti out there.

[Anonymous No.19491950]

>>19491921
>intj
>innate understanding of human psychology, can pretty much read minds
>judges everyone instantly with perfect accuracy
lol no I know this is a joke but this is too far off the mark. INTJs are autistic just not as autistic as INTPs.

[Anonymous No.19491956]

>>19491929
Sounds like Kafka alright.

[Anonymous No.19491974]

>>19491956
I would think kafka falls under INFP

[Anonymous No.19492026]

>>19491950
>If INTP's are so smart then why are they poor?
Checkmate INTP's

[Anonymous No.19492037]

>>19492026
Poor in money, but rich in anxiety.

[Anonymous No.19492064]

>>19491846
INTPs claim anyone who thinks
INTJs claim assholes
INFPs claim writers
Most of the world, including this board, are sensors and they don't even know it because of some shitty test and stereotype lists. Shitholes like IDRlabs, personality database, and forums don't help either.

[Anonymous No.19492234]

>WAHH THESE WORDS ARE LITERALLY MEE!!! LIKE, I FEEL LIKE, PERSONALLY ATTACKED RN! THESE VAGUE PARAGRAPHS ARE LIKE MY TOTAL PERSONALITY!!!!
Jews were right, gentiles are literally cattle

[Anonymous No.19492403]

>>19489864
I am this anon>>19488541
I am pretty much the same. I was better than everybody at math in highschool, even my teachers. I also had the habit (still do) of autistically analyzing any scientific phenomena until i had it understood in all its little details.

[Anonymous No.19492683]

>>19492064
Keep stroking that INTP ego-- your waitu won't stroke your cock. Doesn't change the fact that you're a lazy loser too scared of committing to any idea.

t. Asshole.

[Anonymous No.19492698]

>>19492683
I'm not INTP or ENTP. The fuck are you on about?

[Anonymous No.19492706]

>>19491921
>>19491933

[Anonymous No.19493036]

So what's the quintessential INTP kino?

[Anonymous No.19493042]

>>19485203
you might need to introspect more. you're getting different results because you're answering the questions differently and you are therefore either protean or unintentionally dishonest. (I don't say any of this pejoratively)

[Anonymous No.19493714]

>>19493036
Emanuel Kant, that fucking virgin.

[Anonymous No.19493721]

>>19491045
Get out kike. Only humans are allowed.

[Anonymous No.19493834]

>>19491731
Based

[Anonymous No.19493856]

>>19493834
I always get INTP on tests but I'm definitely an ISTJ by functions.
Am I le gifted now or what?

[Anonymous No.19493863]

>>19493856
Sorry pal, you need to be born an INTP, you're just not cool enuff.

[Anonymous No.19493909]

>>19483851
>the Hermit and the Moon
I just learned about this birth tarot card thing but turns out those are exactly mine. What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.19494200]

>>19493714
Kant is virginkino.

[Anonymous No.19494206]

>>19483872
No
Think about he did on lou salome

[Anonymous No.19494238]

JK Rowling is ISFP and you can't convince me otherwise.

[Anonymous No.19494244]

So what's the quintessential ENTP kino?

[Anonymous No.19494398]

>>19493721
>goyim
>humans
lol'd, good one

[Anonymous No.19494472]

>>19494244

[Anonymous No.19494625]

>>19482958
Back when I was like 16 I used to have a massive crush on this girl from school. My mom made me do a dance course and I met her there and asked her to be my partner. Over the next few weeks she developed a crush on me and I was freaking out about how lucky I was. First girl I ever kissed. One time during the dance course she smelled a little weird though and that instantly made me loose all attraction. I just couldn’t. And i don’t mean smell like shit weird, I mean how sometimes stuff straight from the washing maschine smells kinda weird or something like that. I would say that this was probably the worst decision of my life because she was perfect in every regard but it wasn’t a conscious decision, the attraction was just gone..
honestly your chances are probably really slim. Do you see her regularly in school/at work/same social circles? if not you got nothing to loose so idk maybe coming right out with it and explaining the situation could work if you‘re willing to go through even more embarrassment having to explain yourself. If you do interact regularly with them never talk about this again and don’t ask for another date.

[Anonymous No.19494637]

>>19492064
wrong, INTPs/INTJs are intelligent enough to realize that claiming historical figures is an absolutely retarded exercise. Claiming is a xFxx thing.

[Anonymous No.19494638]

>>19483851
>his birth cards aren't Death and the Emperor
Imagine being this uncool

[Anonymous No.19494687]

>>19494625
Some bitches smell funny because they are on all sorts of chemical treatments or eat a bunch of garbage. Not even messing around. Some of these bitches who take the pill or whatever smell like a toxic waste dump. Perfumes, makeup, over-the-counter drugs, whatever. A lot of these hoes reek.

Your body and your primal instincts literally saved your ass. Just like how a cat smells its food before it eats. A cat won't eat anything that smells funny because a bad smell means bad news in other areas. A bad-smelling female likely means she's got bpd, bipolar, or some other disorder caused by modern life.

[Anonymous No.19494895]

[Anonymous No.19494900]

>>19494895
Check's and kek'd.

[Anonymous No.19494968]

Allegedly I'm INFJ. What does it mean? I feel like I have no personality.

[Anonymous No.19494986]

I'm an INTP and I peaked in middle school, yet I'm supposed to be the same as Einstein. This shit is for retards

[Anonymous No.19494998]

>>19494900
Where's the check?

[Anonymous No.19495002]

>>19494968
You're literally Hitler.

[Anonymous No.19495008]

>>19494895

*laughs in ENTP*

[Anonymous No.19495009]

>>19494998
00

[Anonymous No.19495037]

>>19495002
jews hate INFJs

[Anonymous No.19495114]

>>19494238
What are you basing that on?
She literally said herself in the dedication of one of her post HP series books that she is an INFJ.

[Anonymous No.19495120]

>>19494244
Anything with Jim Carey or Robert Downey Junior.

[Anonymous No.19495143]

>>19495009
But you can't check your own post.

[Anonymous No.19495205]

>>19492064
IDR labs has copypasted its entire celebrity/history list from Celebrity Types, which is a site that is no longer running. It had an even longer list but it was behind a membership paywall.
That is the best typing list that has ever been produced, it can't be compared to personality database which is shockingly bad. Yes a lot of forum threads are full of complete shit, and so are most type lists, but IDR labs is solid. There are a few mistypings in there, but the guys who originally put it together mainly did a very good job.

[Anonymous No.19495240]

>>19495002
I don't feel like Hitler
I feel like a ghost pretending to be a person

[Anonymous No.19495321]

>>19495205
Fucking based, then.

[Anonymous No.19495420]

>>19495240
Haha, that is exactly the sort of thing that INFJs say all the time.

[Anonymous No.19495434]

>>19482882
Monte cristo

[Anonymous No.19495470]

>>19494895
*laughs in ENTJ already in the top of the food chain*

[Anonymous No.19495474]

>>19495420
How do I fix it?

[Anonymous No.19495475]

>>19494968
You should try to write a novel about society.

[Anonymous No.19495482]

>>19495240
>>19495420
I bet that was what Jesus said.

[Anonymous No.19495484]

>>19495037
What's the archetypical Jewish MBTI?

[Anonymous No.19495499]

>>19495474
Inspire your fellow men. Hitler described the emotional reaction in his audience, and them cheering him on, as a catharsis. That he had achieved what he was made for.

[Anonymous No.19495529]

>>19495475
I have nothing profound to say about society that hasn't already been said more eloquently
>>19495499
Social interaction siphons my energy and I lack charisma and ambition

[Anonymous No.19495551]

>>19495529
There's a world of difference between normal social interaction and then inspiring your fellow men with rhetorical outbursts.

[Anonymous No.19495600]

>>19495551
How do I do it? It sounds tiresome frankly, so far I've been content drifting through life and increasingly depersonalize

[Anonymous No.19495614]

>>19495529
Do you think energetic vampires/emotional parasites are real?

[Anonymous No.19495615]

>>19495484
ENTP or INTJ.
The common happy charismatic rabbi is the ENTP.
The hiding behind the curtains jew is definitely INTJ.

https://www.personality-database.com/profile/14297

[Anonymous No.19495620]

>>19495615
Yeah, it's the combo ENTP pilpul + long term structural subvertion INTJ.

[Anonymous No.19495646]

>>19495615
>>19495620

[Anonymous No.19495659]

>>19482882
As a teen and early twenty-something I always got INTJ or INTP when I took the personality test, but after years of not taking it, assuming I hadn't changed, I just took it again and now I'm an INFP. I've finally ascended to patricianhood, outgrowing the juvenile T.

[Anonymous No.19495667]

>>19495646
>Moshe
>Noah
>Yosef

>>19495659
You know that T you lost? It was from testosterone.

[Anonymous No.19495733]

INTP bros is the NEETpill seriously the final answer? I say that jokingly but im at a loss in what to even do these days. I know the answer is leaving study and intellectual activity to mostly our private lives but I cant stand normie jobs longer than 6 months and the only stem fields that pay well are comp sci and engineering and comp sci normally puts me to sleep im not falling for the meme. Unfortunately science and math the only ones I care about arent nearly as solid. Being in the US is pain

[Anonymous No.19495734]

>>19495667
Based.

[Anonymous No.19495737]

>>19495667
What kind of austist analyzes the Bible to figure out which personality type Asmodeus has?

[Anonymous No.19495742]

>>19483882
>>19483882
Just checked my fellow INFPs and it included:

>Shakespeare
>Homer
>Virgil
>Proust
>Melville
>Keats
>Flaubert
>Wordsworth
>Coleridge
>Faulkner
>Petrarch
>Chekhov
>Kafka
>Blake
>Baudelaire
>Woolf
>Aesop
>Emerson
>Thoreau
>Musset
>Novalis
>Kawabata
>Hardy
>Goncharov
>Leopardi
>Zweig
>Chateaubriand
>McCarthy
>Tolkien
>Bulgakov
>Lermontov
>Lautréamont
>Nerudo
>Cortázar
>Knausgaard
>Cheever
>Orwell
>Lispector
>Ishiguro

I always knew I was a natural born writer but this confirms it. I have the ideal personality type for writers.

[Anonymous No.19495751]

>>19495737
Isnt the Bible literally for you to analyze its characters and use it as a guide for life?

[Anonymous No.19495768]

>>19495667
No, the T is for weak neurotic freaks without the verve and spirit, in a word, without the testosterone, of the F. I outgrew the youthful insecurities of a T too afraid of negative judgment to express himself.

[Anonymous No.19495776]

>>19495733
Get a statistics degree, you can work in any field. Business and finance make the big bucks.

[Anonymous No.19495787]

>>19495614
Probably but if so they're memetic (rather than conscious entities) and inevitable in this realm. Why?

[Anonymous No.19495806]

>>19495751
Yes. Now how is that in any way equal to attributing four personality letters to a demon from the Bible? How the fuck do you come to the conclusion that Asmodeus is an introvert?

[Anonymous No.19496161]

>>19494986
Personality=/=intelligence, intelligence comes from learning INTPs happen to love learning and knowledge.

[Anonymous No.19496241]

>>19495787
I was wondering if you think they are particulary more draining to you than regular interactions with people.

[Anonymous No.19496247]

>>19495742
Lol because you're a gay fag

[Anonymous No.19496256]

>>19495768
cope

[Anonymous No.19496258]

>>19496161
>intelligence comes from learning
...

[Anonymous No.19496261]

>>19496247
Proust is already on the list.

[Anonymous No.19496268]

>>19496261
Haven't read my Faust yet, got about 5 books in front of it.

[Anonymous No.19496270]

>>19495776
funny you say that, it popped in my head while I was gone. I want to do math as a major but the problem is im bad at it because common core education. Might do stats and grind math on the side until i catch up. I remember taking one stats class in community college it was very fun

[Anonymous No.19496283]

>>19496241
No, I'd say regular people are more tiresome.

[Anonymous No.19496302]

>>19496247
I wish.

[Anonymous No.19496551]

>>19484129
Not the guy who posted it but I read it and thought it was incredibly insightful, although I wish it had offered practical solutions for the reader. I heavily identified with the shadow of the lover archetype. I think he gives an example in the book about a college student who was studying french, and "loved" it so much he spent hours researching every individual word and its etymology. The student burned out after three weeks and failed the course. I've had that experience over and over again in my life, especially in academics. The authors recommend Iron John as a follow-up, which I read maybe the first third of. It was good, but I felt everything it was trying to say was said better by King, Warrior, Magician, Lover.

[Anonymous No.19497019]

Is Thomas bernhard an Intj?

[Anonymous No.19497075]

>>19482882
this thread proves that mbti is horoscopes for males with the added bonus of changing your "personality"
>t. intp

[Anonymous No.19497148]

>>19490927
Can confirm. I am a true infp male and I'm a fucking nutcase.

>>19489440
Cope. We will dream and write the stories of tomorrow and cuck you into writing analysis on them like a parasite.

[Anonymous No.19497198]

>>19482882
What's wrong with INFJ ?

[Anonymous No.19497225]

>tested and got INTJ
>go on meme website for personality types
>type mine in
>see this

[Anonymous No.19497233]

>>19497225

[Anonymous No.19497245]

>>19497233
wow

[Anonymous No.19497261]

made me smile

[Anonymous No.19497262]

>>19497225
This test is an autism magnet

[Anonymous No.19497406]

>>19497262
true

[Anonymous No.19498013]

>>19485733
he's calling you a flamboyant nigger

[Anonymous No.19498163]

>>19494638
>not tower chariot

[Anonymous No.19498225]

>>19482962
lololol got his ass tho

[Anonymous No.19498327]

>>19483882
There's no way Hitchens is an Introvert

[Anonymous No.19498879]

there is not a single male in this thread

[Anonymous No.19498882]

INTP

[Anonymous No.19498884]

INTJ

[Anonymous No.19498894]

>>19483851
>xe only has two (2) birth cards
Embarrassing

[Anonymous No.19498899]

>>19483905
ENTPs are Reddit.

[Anonymous No.19498900]

>>19484060
It is literally OCEAN with different letters.

[Anonymous No.19498909]

>>19488279
By 9 minutes and 29 seconds.

[Anonymous No.19498910]

>>19498882
Guenon was an obvious INFJ, as are most people who write about esotericism and theology. His way of writing appeals to intuition, not to logic

[Anonymous No.19498925]

I fundamentally believe EN types to be impossible.

[Anonymous No.19498936]

>>19486549
>>19487028
these guys are such INTJs

[Anonymous No.19499186]

>>19498925
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.19499285]

>>19498879
Why? MBTI is not a far fetched thing, even though a lot of girls use it the wrong way.
You cant tell me you dont see the difference across the types.
Dont you see the patterns?

[Anonymous No.19499337]

>>19499186
I don’t think an extrovert can be intuitive. They can only be sensitive.

[Anonymous No.19499341]

>>19499337
Extraversion in the jungian sense is not what you think

[Anonymous No.19499368]

>>19499337
Extroverted intuition is a type of function, it's just a different form of intuition. EN's make sense if you look at it starting there.

[Anonymous No.19499384]

>>19494687
Based sniffer

[Anonymous No.19499493]

>>19498925
>>19499337
Based retard.

[Anonymous No.19499552]

>>19494625
When we smell and kiss the pheromones tell us if the person has different enough genes and their fertility. It is known that women absolutely hate the way their brothers and fathers smell and this is thought to be preventative of inbreeding.

[Anonymous No.19499613]

>the interdimensional and mystical complexities of the human personality can be split into four different categories and two spectrums for each
Reductionist, atheist bullshit. Astrology makes even more sense than this since humans are made in God's essence and many mysteries about humans can't be explained with pseudointellectual bullshit. You retards believe the human personality can be reduced to secular, reductionist categories. Literally bugman drivel

[Anonymous No.19499619]

>>19499613
No, astrology is trash. Imagine thinking atheists are dumb just for being atheists.
Imagine thinking of yourself as smart for believing theres a special daddy in the skies who will grant you wishes if you behave well.
Imagine being this much of a coward.

[Anonymous No.19499621]

>>19499619
Imagine not being a deist

[Anonymous No.19499682]

>>19488204
what mbti book should i read

[Anonymous No.19500307]

Can an INFJ be bad with people? Isn't it supposed to be le social manipulator type

[Anonymous No.19500324]

>>19500307
Hitler was a no-talkie shutin for half of his life.

[Anonymous No.19500361]

>>19500324
Literally me... except it's not gonna be just half of it

[Anonymous No.19500392]

>>19500361
I believe you can become the most famous man of this century anon.

[Anonymous No.19500400]

>>19499619
Astrology has nothing to do with "sky daddy"

[Anonymous No.19500411]

>>19500400
Believeing in a God has.

[Anonymous No.19500453]

>>19500392
It'd be nice to be a cult leader or guru ideologue but I wouldn't know where to start

[Anonymous No.19500949]

>>19483851
my two are death and emperor wat mean

[Anonymous No.19501767]

>>19500453
Start with what you believe, what is rock solid for yourself. Connect yourself with the great tradition of the West and move forward from there.

[Anonymous No.19501800]

Reminder that MBTI is some straight astrology-tier bullshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dONnY6mdncw

[Anonymous No.19501968]

>>19498894
I only have two of those.):

[Anonymous No.19502821]

>>19492706
Love this. I can confirm I have absorbed all knowledge and visit the astral plane every weekend.

[Anonymous No.19502873]

>>19500307
Schopenhauer was the better INFJ

[Anonymous No.19502987]

>>19497245
>western philosophy
>yin-yang symbol
they really did their research huh

[Anonymous No.19503020]

>>19501800
astrology is real though

[Anonymous No.19503046]

INFJ chads rise up

[Anonymous No.19503152]

>>19502873
He was clearly an INTP.

[Anonymous No.19503176]

>>19501800
>jreg comment
God, I can't stand that unfunny Screech looking faggot

[Anonymous No.19503306]

>>19502873
Spinoza was the better INFJ.

[Anonymous No.19503363]

just took the test and got diagnosed with INTJ-Autism

[Anonymous No.19503590]

>>19482882
there is nothing more midwit than the 'personality type'

[Anonymous No.19503674]

>>19500453
Simply wear a robe and start spouting the most insane blend of schizo theories you can find. The real schizos will gather round like moths to a flame. You'll need some diagrams and robes for new members but after that it's plain sailing.

[Anonymous No.19503782]

>>19499682
Gifts Differing

[Anonymous No.19503789]

>>19503782

[Anonymous No.19503801]

>>19503789

[Anonymous No.19503809]

>>19503801

[Anonymous No.19505127]

>>19503152
Underdeveloped Fe doesn't mean inferior Fe

[Anonymous No.19505151]

>>19484069
>>19486455
>>19487538
>>19494625
Hook, line, and sinker.

[Anonymous No.19505584]

Bump

[Anonymous No.19505598]

>>19505151
You just got baited

[Anonymous No.19507023]

>>19505127
Underdeveloped Auxilary Function that late in life? Doubt.

[Anonymous No.19507076]

In intelligence services they still use MBTI for source-based HUMINT. Apparently it empirically gives much better and practical results than newer stuff like BIG-5 to assess sources.