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Recommend me a sexy book to read. Something obscure enough to make me seem interesting and intellectual to my peers

>> No.19409683
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19409683

>>19409659

>> No.19409702

>>19409659
I hear there's a lot of hoeing in the Arabian Nights. Maybe you could look cool with that. Get some nail polish that matches the color of the bookcover to be impossibly chic, as well

>> No.19409714

>>19409702
>Get some nail polish that matches the color of the bookcover to be impossibly chic, as well
Tasteful. I’ll head over to the beauty supply shop first thing in the morning

>> No.19409725

>>19409683
Very promising. Wikipedia tells me the book inspired Hunter S Thompson as well as Earl Sweatshirt. The author also died quite young; always a good sign.

>> No.19410804

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>> No.19410833

>>19409659
the origin of consciousness in the breakdow of the bicameral mind

>> No.19410846

>>19409659
Lolita.

>> No.19411691

>>19410846
I’m not gonna read a book about a pedo

>> No.19411701

>>19409659
The Interior Castle
The Dark Night of the Soul
Abandonment to Divine Providence

>> No.19412156

>>19411701
Prayer isn’t really sexy anon

>> No.19412183

>>19412156

>he doesn't venerate a sex goddess and coom as part of his supplication to her

>> No.19412216

>>19409659
The Bible. If you only read it superficially i'll personally slap you.

>> No.19412222

>>19411701
Some Catholic saints are creepy desu

>> No.19412317

>>19409683
This is on my TBR stack how was it

>> No.19413274

>>19412216
I’ve read it as literature

>> No.19413301

>>19412222
Catholicism in general is just a creepy cult

>> No.19413304

>>19409659
>>19409702
If you want really obscure go for Matteo Bandello's stories. He's like Chaucer or the Arabian Nights but even more obscure.

>> No.19413305

>>19409659
The Viceroy of Ouidah by Bruce Chatwin

>> No.19413330

If we’re assuming chicks dig obscurity (probably the opposite of true) some Catalan literature should do you fine. Jacint Verdaguer, Josep Pla.

>> No.19413365

>>19413304
Even more obscure than 2 of the most well known story collections in all of human culture?

>> No.19413385

>>19413365
It's more obscure than that guy's rec.

>> No.19413398
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>> No.19413402

>>19413398
It was "rec and obscure and sexy book" not "recommend a random book you read."

>> No.19413451
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>>19413402
Ah. Here’s what you were looking for

>> No.19414111

>>19413451
ywnbaw

>> No.19414163

>>19409659
Just read Bataille.

>> No.19414214

>>19409659
lord of darkness by robert silverberg. the main character fucks a lot of mulatto and black bitches and describes the methods of total pussy control that african women employ in comparison to western women.

>> No.19414502

>>19414214
>methods of total pussy control that african women employ in comparison to western women
Qrd?

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>>19409659
This one is considered one of the six great classics of Chinese literature and it has blowjobs and everything.