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Describe something, anything, in your best EBONIC prose

>> No.19294714

>>19294709

>>/lit/thread/S19271216

>> No.19295146

>>19294709

Asshole

I'm obnoxious, motherfucker, can't you tell?
Run through Little Havana, yellin', "¡Viva Fidel!"
Jerkin' off with the sheets when I stay at hotels
Drinkin' Bacardi at AA meetings, smokin' a L
I'm broke as hell, my attitude is no good
Like workin' for white people after watchin' Rosewood
So I'm a mercenary, I don't care how I get richer
Like American companies that did business with Hitler
Get the picture, nigga? I'm the best of both worlds
Without the hidden camera, and the 12-year-old girl
Let's face it, you're basic, you aren't half the man that I am
I'll throw your gang sign up, and then I'll spit on my hand
Give me a hundred grand!
Give me your watch! Give me your chain!
That's your girl? Bitch, get over here! Give me some brain!
I'll bust off on her face, and right after the segment
She'll probably rub it in her pussy, tryna get herself pregnant
I said it, I meant it, that's the way I deal with enemies
Like pro-lifers that support the death penalty
And don't talk about war when niggas know that you puss
A fuckin' hypocrite draft-dodger like George Bush
Don't push me, nigga, 'cause I'm close to the edge
And I'll jump off with a rope that's wrapped around ya head
Send a dead fetus to my ex on Valentine's Day
The safety's off, nigga, so get the fuck out my way!

Look, motherfucker, my words damage and slaughter
A ragin' alcoholic like the President's daughters
Disgustin' flow, like third-world-country tap water
But before I hit the border, someone give me a quarter
'Cause I'ma prank call COP-SHOT just for kicks
Payback for every time that they called me a spic
And Puerto-Rican chicks tell me that I fuck like I'm loco
And Dominican women call me the "Rompe Toto"
They call me "ocioso," I'd rather get fired than quit
I get unemployment, you work, and we makin' the same shit
How dare you niggas criticize the way that I spit?
You coffee-shop revolutionary son of a bitch!
But you know what the fuck I think is just pathetic and gay?
When niggas speculate what the fuck 'Pac would say
You don't know shit about a dead man's perspective
And talkin' shit'll get your neck bone disconnected
Disrespected, niggas don't show no love
Why you tryna be hardcore, you fuckin' homo thug?
And don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote
'Cause if you can take a fuckin' dick, you can take a joke
I'll choke your friends in front of you to prove that you've fallen off
And you won't do shit about it
Like the Church during the Holocaust
Kalashnikov machine gun flow that I fire
Obnoxious until they shoot me on the day I retire

>> No.19295162

>>19294714
>>/lit/thread/S19271216#p19275168

>> No.19295269

>>19295146
>Like workin' for white people after watchin' Rosewood
We really live in their heads rent free, don't we?

>> No.19295368

I be leavin' a pasty freaky wake; cracka waterz, cracker PAWG cheeks, whever a nigga goes. Dem hating billows be tryna cover up mah grind; i say have a go nigga; but imma fuck you up

>> No.19295378

Oh shit! This bitch really came out here lookin like that? Ass all fat in that see through dress, that motherfucker wrapped up tight but still wobblin. God damn I would kill six niggas to get in em cheeks. But I ain’t got to, this bitch all by herself.
I holler at this bitch, talkin bout she need some help gettin home. Bitch know she called Uber and don’t need nothin from my black ass but she stumblin over her words like she don’t know. So I say damn bitch I’m just tryna help and I can’t help but grab one of them cheeks got damn! I’m twisting that motherfucker and that silk knottin up in my grip and that ass on jello and a nigga is bricked up. I don’t know when the bitch started screaming but she shrieking and now I got to rape her ass cuz a nigga in too deep to get clapped for assault when I ain’t done nothing but cop a lil feel. I love these trick bitches cus they ain’t never wearing shit. I pull that little dress off in one swipe and I hook the thong and snap that bitch in two. This bitch really think she doing something too. She breaking her acrylics on my chest and spraying me with something aint even hot enough to put on some wings. Them screams so damn loud that I ain’t even hearin em no more. It’s like background noise. I pull my shit out through the zipper and now the bitch’s mouth is full. They don’t never bite. They know what’s good for em. I got the bitch sucking the meat off my dick, bitch is goin Hoover and Dotson on my meat nigga. I’m bout to bust immediately but nah. You know a nigga here for the cheeks. A nigga- I’m out the mouth and in the pushy for a second for I bust all over the bitch leg. I smack her ass thank you and I’m gone.

>> No.19295392

> Wardine say her momma aint treat her right. Reginald he come round to my blacktop at my building where me and Dolores Epps jump double dutch and he say, Clenette, Wardine be down at my crib cry say her momma aint treat her right, and I go on with Reginald to his building where he live at, and Wardine be sit deep far back in a closet in Reginald crib, and she be cry. Reginald gone lift Wardine out the closet and me with him crying and I be rub on the wet all over Wardine face and Reginald be so careful when he take off all her shirts she got on, tell Wardine to let me see. Wardine back all beat up and cut up. Big stripes of cut all up and down Wardine back, pink stripes and around the stripes the skin like the skin on folks lips be like. Sick down in my insides to look at it. Wardine be cry. Reginald say Wardine say her momma aint treat her right. Say her momma beat Wardine with a hanger. Say Wardine momma man Roy Tony be want to lie down with Wardine. Be give Wardine candy and

>> No.19295408

who dey be
dey got tv
now belongs 2 me
see cops, nigga flee

>> No.19295517

>>19294709
aye bruh this right here the saddest shit you been ever heard on my momma:

who tryna cop? jit jordans; aint been put on

>> No.19295660

Dis nigga tyreese
He bust straigh' outta da jail
Yuh
YUH
Tyreese b out

>> No.19295703
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19295703

a nigga is seated in an office, surrounded by foenem. i be sittin' tryna match the shape of the chair. these some cold ass digs in dat admin building, got them wood walls, some crazy ass horse paintings n sheit, thick ass windows 'gainst dat crazy ass sun out here all the way in damn november, can't hear nothin' out in the building cause they got dat waitin' room outside, where me, my nigga uncle chuck, and my bball coach delint was welcomed earlier.
a nigga is in here.

>> No.19297065

>>19295269
Technique is half Latin, so it's not even really a fair claim.

>> No.19297093
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>> No.19297113

>>19294709
I'm an ESL. How do I learn to understand niggerspeak?

>> No.19297119

>>19297113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrdQiGotAoo

Why the fuck would you want to?

>> No.19297124

>>19297119
because I'm afraid I'll get jumped if I ever visit the US and I'd like to at least know if they want my phone or my wallet

>> No.19297163
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19297163

Ayo Czechboi hand over the Sudetenhood where all my niggas live

Das rite

>> No.19297254

>>19295146
He’s a beaner

>> No.19297318

>>19295146
Sounds like Biggie in my head.

>> No.19297383

>>19295517
Kek

>> No.19298599

shaniqua, lighta my life, fiyah of deez nuts. my hustle, my soul. sha-- nigga I'on kno how to spell dat shiet. she sha, dusty-ass sha, in da mo'nin', a lil shawty bouncin' on ma dikk. she shaquanda in a thotty alphet. she shanice failin' on her ged'z. she sha'rhondá to da lapd. but in dis nigga armz she alwayz shaniqua. wuz dere a old bitch? yezzir, fo sho sho. matta fact, ain't no shaniqua at all if I ain't creep wit a lil nigglet 1 summa. In a long beach trap. nigga wen? when shanique jus a lil nutbust n I first get nappy hairz on dis nigga dikk. u can alwayz count on a killa fo a sikk flo.

>> No.19298612

>>19295703
Lmao.
Splendid job, Anon.

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>>19295378
You sound like this guy.

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>>19297093
Just noticed Dorothy's magic shoes are Jordans.

>> No.19299661

>>19294709
Shiieeeet yu naw wuah 'm'a s'y'n?

>> No.19300553

Bitches be shoppin

>> No.19300709

>>19297124
They'll know you out and curbstomp your head while on the ground and then take everything from you, no words needed.

>> No.19301045

>>19294709
Bussin money,
I deadass no lie straight up facts tellin yu nigga that I finna clap yo girl's cakes tonight and aint nuthin you can do 'bout it.

>> No.19301153

>>19295660
criminally underrated post

>> No.19301161

>>19295703
>i be cry

>> No.19301165

>>19297163
>das Reich

>> No.19301334

>>19294709
sheeit mane

>> No.19301368
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When I worked at a publisher (that went full on sjw after a while), a lot of manuscripts came across my desk. Here are is one that I found particularly enjoyable. Unfortunately, I only have the prologue here and can't find any evidence of it existing in any other form online. So enjoy it.

>> No.19301384

duh wyt mane b paying twalve dollahs fo a watamelown, du fuk?

u ain't nevah gonna see a nigga pay no twaylve dahllah fuh no watamelun no siree

>> No.19301400

>>19297124
I worked in a prison for 2 months and I had to quit because I couldn't understand 80% of what niggas were saying. It's like they're speaking in code.

>> No.19301410

>>19301368
>She was Mamaw's Child
Just like my 4chan memes

>> No.19301434

>>19301368
>DAS RIGHT
holy shit