/lit/ humour thread

[Anonymous No.19258447]

Am I the first to come up with this joke?

[Anonymous No.19258450]

[Anonymous No.19258454]

>>19258447
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.19258459]

>>19258454
it's funny because picture sounds like pitcher and oscar wild was homosexual

[Anonymous No.19258465]

>>19258459
Do homosexuals typically own pitchers? What do they do with them?

[Anonymous No.19258478]

>>19258465
stick them up their ass

[Anonymous No.19258506]

>>19258459
>picture sounds like pitcher

[Anonymous No.19258521]

>>19258459
But why is it orange

[Anonymous No.19258529]

>>19258465
In homosexual relationships you have pitchers and catchers. I will assume you can figure out the last step even if you could not get this far on your own.

[Anonymous No.19259695]

>>19258447
This is the most retarded thread I've ever seen on /lit/. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

[Anonymous No.19259746]

>>19258459
>picture sounds like pitcher
absolute state of this fucking board

[Anonymous No.19259753]

>>19259695
will this be the birth of an ebin new meme?

[Anonymous No.19259804]

>>19258447
what, making fun of wilde for being gay?

[Anonymous No.19259964]

[Anonymous No.19260763]

[Anonymous No.19260774]

[Anonymous No.19261743]

[Anonymous No.19261766]

>>19260763
/tv/ really are lacking in the self-awareness side of things aren’t they? They genuinely think they’re elite, most people here know that /lit/ mostly consists of midwits (like (You)) and the odd genius (me) and we (not me, just all of you) also don’t read, and are aware of that fact,

[Anonymous No.19261782]

>>19261743
Based?!

[Anonymous No.19261819]

>>19259746
Looks like Italian Americans and Bostoners have got a hold of /lit/

[Anonymous No.19261825]

>>19258450
Criminally underrated

[Anonymous No.19261834]

>>19259964
What goes so wrong in a persons life that they become this

[Anonymous No.19261890]

[Anonymous No.19261908]

>>19260763
We don't speak of games.

[Anonymous No.19261931]

>>19258459
1st pic is a goatse ref?

[Anonymous No.19261932]

Our board has had an insect problem for years.

[Anonymous No.19261965]

[Anonymous No.19261995]

>>19261834
Chronic lack of pussy.

[Anonymous No.19262106]

>>19259987

This is honestly one of the funniest things I've seen on /lit/ in a while.

[Anonymous No.19262230]

>>19261819
Explains a lot, actually.

[Anonymous No.19262243]

[Anonymous No.19262256]

>>19260774
Gets me every fucking time.

[Anonymous No.19262272]

>>19258459
>it's funny because picture sounds like pitcher
where are you from?

[Anonymous No.19262274]

>>19261932
Based and Nabokov-pilled

[Anonymous No.19262278]

[Anonymous No.19262280]

>>19259964
what the hell

[Anonymous No.19262294]

Fuck off. Mr. Wilde was extremely trolly with the normies when it came to his sexuality. He never confesed nor denied to be a gay gentleman. He just wanted the world to see reeeee.

[Anonymous No.19262296]

>>19262278
Based irish

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[Anonymous No.19262333]

>>19262106
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>>19262274
Memed for posterity.

[Anonymous No.19262593]

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>>19262593
sneed

[Anonymous No.19262622]

is the picture of dorian grey actually worth reading if i have no interest in faggots

[Anonymous No.19262664]

>>19262622
I'm embarrassed to admit this anon but I didn't catch onto the gay shit until after I finished the book.

[Anonymous No.19262731]

I´m Australian, and picture and pitcher are prnounced the same

[Anonymous No.19262761]

>>19262731
Yeh gat a peetchya watta

[Anonymous No.19264251]

>>19262310
Ok, this one made me laugh

[Anonymous No.19264257]

>>19262731
no they aren't you fucking bogan.

[Anonymous No.19264409]

>>19262731
No they're not you fuckin eshay dog cunt

[Anonymous No.19264443]

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[Anonymous No.19265324]

>>19262664
This means you're a repressed homosexual. I'm sorry Anon.

[Anonymous No.19265515]

>>19262622
Yes, it's a nice novel that is comfy if you understand the age it was written in.
>>19264443
kek, never seen this one before somehow

[Anonymous No.19265735]

>>19265324
I always thought tomboys were cute but I don't think I'm there yet anon, give it a few years and I might be out of the closet, who knows.

[Anonymous No.19266368]

>>19260763
What's an actual retort to this? The logic here is airtight. Literaturebros, we got too cocky.

[Anonymous No.19266751]

>>19262243
kek

[Anonymous No.19266766]

>>19266368
This >>19261908

[Anonymous No.19266770]

>>19262622
Did a bunch of DXM and wrote the shittiest essay I've ever written in HS AP English. Too embarrassed to go back and actually read it. Seemed cool though.

[Anonymous No.19266804]

[Anonymous No.19266821]

[Anonymous No.19266836]

>>19266766
This >>19261908 doesn't discuss the topic that /tv/ is the synthesis of three different mediums, while /lit/ is merely one, and that therefore /tv/ is three times better.

[Anonymous No.19266847]

>>19266821
Both my copies of Infinite Jest are pristine. Am I in the clear?

[Anonymous No.19266856]

>>19266821
What's with the Infinite Jest meme of being sexist/male? Having read the book, I found it a bit 'womanly', to use the vernacular, and certainly not sexist.

[Anonymous No.19266866]

>>19266856
>What's with the Infinite Jest meme of being sexist/male? Having read the book, I found it a bit 'womanly', to use the vernacular, and certainly not sexist.
noone is save

[Anonymous No.19266874]

>>19266866
>noone is save
What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.19266887]

>>19258459
jesus fucking christ

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[Anonymous No.19267029]

>>19266907
Classic

[Anonymous No.19267076]

>>19259964
the ideal man

[Anonymous No.19267123]

>>19266821
I laugh every time at Goethe and Turgenev. They have done nothing literally wrong except exist in her head rent free after no doubt being on a bookshelf of a guy who dumped her

[Anonymous No.19267172]

>>19266836
It points out that /tv/ is passive media. You're shown something. /mu/ is also passive media.
You hear something. On the other hand, the amount you get out of reading /lit/ is entirely dependant on what the active participant brings to the table. Muh synthesis doesn't really mean a lot when you reduce /lit/ to story alone. Literature is the patrician's choice.

(inb4 you can interpret film because that's being disingenuous. The point is that it's inherently a passive meduim whereas literature is inherently the opposite. Even the graphic arts, being static, outdo /tv/ when it comes to audience participation).

[Anonymous No.19267202]

>>19266874
It's a typo. He meand Edward Noone was saved.

[Anonymous No.19267249]

>>19262243
poor guy

[Anonymous No.19267308]

[Anonymous No.19267573]

i got this captcha a few days ago

[Anonymous No.19267636]

some post the Guenon green text copypasta perhaps?

[Anonymous No.19267654]

>>19262280
Man I want to have sex with greek statues so bad.

[Anonymous No.19267716]

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[Anonymous No.19267722]

>>19261908
How can I up my personal aesthetics game?
I am just getting into books with the Iliad and the battlefield in my mind doesn't look cool at all.
Should I meditate? I bought the ultramind solution and the mind illuminated.

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[Anonymous No.19267948]

>>19267308
Anyway the answer is yes, since the sense of a proposition only denotes a particular way of denoting the referent. In this case the mode of presentation does not differ when it is figured as the completation of the proposition "the lever om the right will divert the streetcar", since substituting the term "trolley" to "streetcar" does not change the truth value of the sentence.

[Anonymous No.19268021]

Personally, I'd prefer a pitcher of Earl Grey, but I think someone left it in the attic.

[Anonymous No.19268095]

>>19260774
I don't get why the the interrogation of Stephen McDaniel and "Crime and Punishment" related is funny.

Is it because the Macon's police officer looks like the one in the novel ?

[Anonymous No.19268174]

>>19268095
You remember when Raskilnov says "STAAYYVUN"

[Anonymous No.19268204]

>>19266770
How the fuck did you write something coherent on DXM?

[Anonymous No.19268228]

>>19262761
>>19264257
>>19264409
Come fight me in Vocaroo, cunts

[Anonymous No.19268229]

>>19261819
got a problem with that cocksucker

[Anonymous No.19268248]

>>19266907
I don't get it.
Is that his mum on the right?

[Anonymous No.19268254]

>>19266856
big thick books intimidate women

[Anonymous No.19268297]

>>19259964
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.19268482]

>>19262593
Fucking kek.

[Anonymous No.19268502]

>>19264443
Funny but not sure if I get it since this is my first venture from /fit/ to /lit/ in 12 years of browsing.

[Anonymous No.19268521]

>>19267172
You are given something in music, film and books are all essentially the same, the only thing books give is your own minds eye imagery.
>>19266836
Video games are 4 mediums! But video games are bad!!!

[Anonymous No.19268547]

[Anonymous No.19268596]

>>19266821
it kept bugging me as to why fathers and sons is on this list, but then i remembered the part of the book where barasov remarks that women are incapable of deep thought. if this is the case reason why, it's hilarious and it goes to show how petty women can be

wammen moment

[Anonymous No.19268631]

>>19268174
Absolutely not, sadly.

[Anonymous No.19268634]

>>19268631
Filtered

[Anonymous No.19268647]

>>19268634
English isn't my native language, that's perhaps why I don't get the joke.

[Anonymous No.19268798]

>>19260763
i bet /sci/ or /g/ made this pic

[Anonymous No.19269056]

>>19266969
Fucking lol. Needed that on my night shift.

[Anonymous No.19270100]

>>19258459
the way you explained the joke made me laff a lot gg

verification not required

[Anonymous No.19270388]

>>19262243
SPAGHETTID.COM

[Anonymous No.19270431]

>>19266821
What's wrong with Goethe you dumb bitch?

[Anonymous No.19270437]

>>19270431
She doesnt know how to pronounce his name

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[Anonymous No.19270526]

>>19266856
https://www.pastemagazine.com/books/david-foster-wallace/why-insufferable-people-love-infinite-jest/

search "why is infinite jest a red flag" on google, it's pretty much associated with pretentious college educated white males so feminists use it as a punching bag, that and DFW's personal life probably. He's pretty much a meme everywhere but for different reasons

[Anonymous No.19270570]

>>19270526
>Doesn’t this seem a tad like, oh, I don’t know, the Rick and Morty fandom? Except Rick Sanchez is a character in an animated entertainment—a medium that is still misunderstood and marginalized.
Yeah . . . this article I'll take with a grain of salt.

[Anonymous No.19270676]

>>19267636
>>19267716

not this one, the one with anon talking about Guenon with his uni professor and realizing middle conversation he fucked up

[Anonymous No.19271052]

>>19258465
>>19258529
>In homosexual relationships you have pitchers and catchers.
While this is true I believe the intent was to invoke the pitcher that is used to make cucumber water as it is well known that the homosexual palette is too delicate for plain tap water and so they have to get their hydration from infused water.