Alexander Pope

[Anonymous No.19179636]

I just learnt that this motherfucker was only 4'6" tall.

[Anonymous No.19179642]

>>19179636
Nice, another member of the manlet master race.

[Anonymous No.19179936]

>>19179636
being shorter is space and energy efficient. gauging oneself on the basis of what a woman appreciates is a direct road to suicide.

[Anonymous No.19179956]

>>19179642
>>19179936
Manlet cope

[Anonymous No.19180011]

>>19179956
i'm 6 foot, i actually would prefer being shorter. it's the optimal form of the human race. tall people ruin EVERYTHING and die quickly. all sorts of building constraints, clothing adjustments, and food/energy waste goes towards the maintenance of these ogres and gargantuans.

[Anonymous No.19180070]

>>19179956
it's a joke calm down

[Anonymous No.19180096]

>>19179636
Manlets never learn, because

>a little learning is a dangerous thing

[Anonymous No.19180118]

>>19180096
Actually, they're the only ones who learn, having nothing better do
Drink deeper, anon

[Anonymous No.19180200]

>>19179636
Lmao the absolute state of anglo classicists

[Anonymous No.19180207]

>>19180070
so was the post you responded to anon.

[Anonymous No.19180209]

>>19180011
tall people are statistically more successful and happier

[Anonymous No.19180213]

>>19179636
Who is the tallest philosopher?

[Anonymous No.19180215]

>>19180209
Show the statistics.

[Anonymous No.19180229]

>>19180215
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2729491/#!po=16.6667

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-height-happiness-idUSSP35300020080911?&ampcf=1

I couldn't find the actual study because the site is now defunct, but there are graphs in the first article

[Anonymous No.19180238]

>>19180213
hegel

[Anonymous No.19180557]

When will they ever learn

[Anonymous No.19180687]

I'm 6'5 but I relate immensely with Pope

[Anonymous No.19180783]

>>19179956
lanklet seething that manlets dominate history

[Anonymous No.19180882]

so, what we have here is an example of the peak of human notion, presented in a compact vehicle.
what then must we think of these overabundances of flesh?
they are themselves a symbol of waste, an untrimmed grossness of superfluity. that anyone could hope to waste god's energies maintaining such an excess of mass is beyond my reckoning, for i am not accustomed to contemplation through the lens of idiocy.

[Anonymous No.19181226]

the cope in this thread, kek