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[Anonymous No.19118364]

The original shitposter.

[Anonymous No.19118429]

>>19118364
He single-handedly destroyed Western civilization.

[Anonymous No.19118436]

>>19118429
Based. There was not much value in this civilization to begin with.

[Anonymous No.19118531]

>>19118429
That was the printing press

[Anonymous No.19118591]

>>19118429
Ah yes it was his fault that the Catholic Church excommunicated him after criticizing the fact that they had literal afterlife-based microtransactions.

Luther had no desire to leave the church, the majority of his criticisms were internally digested and integrated within the catholic church in the centuries following his death, and he was a staunchly pro-tradition conservative in his own lifetime. If anyone ruined western civilization it was the royals who took the internal theological controversies of the church as an excuse to jockey for greater personal power in the wake of the early reformation.

[࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇ !KNDY3cHnRY No.19118604]

>>19118429


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SOCALLED «WESTERN CIVILIZATION» WAS VIRTUALLY FOUNDED BY MARTIN LUTHER; THE SPURIOUS TERMS: «WESTERN CIVILIZATION», AND: «WESTERN CULTURE», ARE, RESPECTIVELY, INAPTRONYMS FOR THE PROTESTANTSPHERE, AND FOR «PROTESTANTISTIC» MORES.

[Anonymous No.19118623]

The catholic church of today is not the same as the one that burned Jan Hus alive. All that's left is for the roman church to accept the five solae.

[Anonymous No.19118659]

[Anonymous No.19118670]

>>19118364
Shitposting was what Luther was good at. It makes up for him being the weakest thinker of the Reformation.

[Anonymous No.19118675]

>>19118670
>thinker of the Reformation

[Anonymous No.19118694]

>>19118670
>>19118675
>reformation

[Anonymous No.19118702]

>>19118364
The original shitt(er).

[Anonymous No.19118716]

>>19118623
And to stop worshiping Mary and saints, pray only to God, stop with the pagan wafer worship rituals, stop gate keeping the Lord's Supper, stop thinking they have the power to adjudicate sin, stop investing in Hollywood fag films, and then maybe they won't be tortured and killed during the events of Revelation.

[Anonymous No.19118718]

>>19118604
They aren't. Only deluded Shartistanis believe this. Also kill yourself tripnigger.

[Anonymous No.19118719]

>>19118716
>pray ONLY to God!

[Anonymous No.19118732]

>>19118716
lol what's your denomination

[Anonymous No.19118756]

>>19118716
>>...and here we see the smoothbrained prot in it's natural habitat. So far removed from its ancestors, the smoothbrain doesn't even know what its protesting anymore; but it must protest nonetheless, for it is a prot.

[Anonymous No.19118789]

lutherbros....
>Luther frequently alluded to the fact that he suffered from chronic constipation and spent much of his time in contemplation on the lavatory.

[Anonymous No.19118797]

>>19118789
Luther isn't a saint in protestantism, you know.

[Anonymous No.19118812]

>>19118797
They don't have any saints

[Anonymous No.19118813]

How do I free myself from Protestantism? What is the true church?

[Anonymous No.19118824]

>>19118436
There was, after his influence there wasn't

[Anonymous No.19118826]

More was better at polemics
>for as long as your reverend paternity will be determined to tell these shameless lies, others will be permitted, on behalf of his English majesty, to throw back into your paternity's shitty mouth, truly the shit-pool of all shit, all the muck and shit which your damnable rottenness has vomited up, and to empty out all the sewers and privies onto your crown divested of the dignity of the priestly crown, against which no less than the kingly crown you have determined to play the buffoon.[106]

[Anonymous No.19118838]

>>19118364
Who actual /protestant/ here?

[Anonymous No.19118858]

>>19118838
Non-denominational at the moment, will visit the adventists and methodists and most likely end up in a lutheran church.

[Anonymous No.19118859]

>>19118838
>behold muh books
That Bible looks perfectly untouched new. The gold lettering is worn off of mine.

[Anonymous No.19118908]

>>19118859
Good for you.
It's a Cambridge, it doesn't come off.

[Anonymous No.19118932]

The catholic church censored free speech for 1000 years so finally an edgy rebel who didn't give a fuck about power (similar to Christ mind you) came out and the powers that beed went mad and killed millions of protestants, just like the early Christians. Really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.19118941]

>>19118908
Yes it does.

[Anonymous No.19118959]

>>19118932
>now every major protestant country is a source of never-ending degenerative social movements seeking to directly and indirectly destroy every aspect of Christianity and anyone who dares question these plans gets censored, media-assasinated and/or legally penalized for "bigotry" or "hatespeech"
Can't wait for the day we'll hang every single Lutheranigger from a lamppost.

[Anonymous No.19118961]

>>19118932
Yes, and one of the activities of Babylon was capturing and force "educating" with their teachings, which the Catholics did even up to at least the Canadian natives. Definitely makes you think.

[Anonymous No.19118967]

>>19118941
Not easily. I have another Cambridge, a Turquoise, beside me that I've used for years and the only thing worn on it is the art gilt all scratched up.

[Anonymous No.19118973]

>>19118932
The so called "powers that be" enforced and instated the reformation. The laity before the reformation loved their traditions and the liturgy was the rhythm of their lives.

> At Folkestone, when a preacher “turned a hundred men's hearts to his opinion” that the Virgin Mary “could do no more for us than another woman”, the town bailiff wanted to pull him out of the pulpit, but the vicar was afraid to do it, because he had heard that the preacher “had a license from the king to preach in all places

[Anonymous No.19118999]

>>19118859
Books? On a literature board? Wtf is anon thinking?

[Anonymous No.19119009]

>>19118364
Could you not post this assholes face here ever again thanks

[Anonymous No.19119014]

>>19119009
>t.

[Anonymous No.19119021]

>>19118959
You say that from the perspective of NOW, but the enlightenment was miraculous. We just need to redirect our energies and policies and also get rid of a certain vermin who have been corrupting christianity forever and literally killed our God. Picture yourself in 500 years, the degeneracy will have been worth it, as long as we win.

[Anonymous No.19119023]

>>19118999
Trips of redditism.

[Anonymous No.19119031]

>>19118941
You may find this hard to believe anon but some publishers still build bibles that are made to last generations instead of falling apart in a week. Schuyler, R.L. Allan, and Cambridge to name a few.

[Anonymous No.19119035]

>>19118429
>LMAO DUDE, YOU CAN JUST PAY MONEY FOR SALVATION MY MAN

Cathcucks eternally, irreversibly BTFO

[Anonymous No.19119045]

>Nooo you can't pray to Jesus
>You must pray to a billion different saints to save western civilization

[Anonymous No.19119046]

Why are there so many Catholic faggot cultist scum on this board?

[Anonymous No.19119047]

>>19118859
Anyone who would write that has clearly not understood the words inside the book they wore so bare.

[Anonymous No.19119052]

>>19119046
They are hypnotized by the art of the catholic church (really the art of the european man) and they want to be part of that culture. Basically they are idolators who don't really care for salvation, they are just culture christains.

[Anonymous No.19119062]

>>19119046
because protestant monkeys dont know how to operate a computer

[Anonymous No.19119070]

>>19119031
You may find this hard to believe but see * below.
>>19119047
Anyone who would write that has clearly not understood that see * below.

* traps are gay

[Anonymous No.19119079]

>>19119046
Catholicism is all about LARPing. Pretend to be a Christian through rituals and that's supposedly "enough" even though living with Christ is a constant beginning without end. Modern reactionary Caths are actually atheists who refuse to admit to themselves they're atheist.

[Anonymous No.19119098]

>>19119062
But I'm Lutheran anon. You literally just replied to a protestant using a computer.

Are you niggers still just butthurt about the thirty years war? Is that what it is?

[Anonymous No.19119105]

>>19119046
Orthodox baptized at birth here. Protestants are not Christians.

[Anonymous No.19119107]

>sola scriptura
>sola fide
>sola gratia
>solus Christus

[Anonymous No.19119124]

>>19119107
>haha im just gonna post this guy who is ugly and stupid with any opinions i disagree with that will show them XD
Larping internet "Catholics" everyone

[Anonymous No.19119135]

>>19119124
Correct. Deal with it, larping internet "Christian".

[Anonymous No.19119138]

>>19119105
Slavs are not human

[Anonymous No.19119139]

>>19119124
I am Muslim and urge you to revert to Islam.

[Anonymous No.19119153]

>>19119135
>>19119139
Stop larping and actually start your spiritual journey

[Anonymous No.19119172]

dumb zoomers

[Anonymous No.19119181]

>>19119153
My stats far surpass yours. My CLJ-conversion rate is already 44 p/hour and my emanations already have one thousand times the durability than pure β + emitters.

[Anonymous No.19119183]

>>19119138

[Anonymous No.19119190]

>>19119181
Someday you'll look back at these comments and hide your face in shame, for you are actively mocking the Lord right now.

[Anonymous No.19119213]

>>19119190
How mad does he get about it on a scale of 1 to Elliot Rodger?

[Anonymous No.19119231]

>>19119213
Tradcaths in a nutshell. God is just a meme to you. Something to trigger "the libs". I genuinely hope you'll turn back.

[Anonymous No.19119236]

>>19119190
>Someday you'll look back at these comments and hide your face in shame, for you are actively mocking the Lord right now.

[Anonymous No.19119237]

>A rich Jew, on his death bed, ordered that his remains should be conveyed to Ratisbon. His friends, knowing that even the corpse of a Jew could not travel without paying heavy toll, devised the expedient of packing the carcass in a barrel of wine, which they then forwarded in the ordinary way. The wagoners, not knowing what lay within, tapped the barrel, and swilled away right joyously, till they found out they had been drinking Jew’s pickle! How it fared with them you may imagine.

[Anonymous No.19119239]

[Anonymous No.19119243]

>>19119138
Wonderful Protestants everyone. Meanwhile they evangelize every shitskin they see with their fake Christianity.

[Anonymous No.19119244]

>>19119231
>God is just a meme
He is.

[Anonymous No.19119248]

>Wonderful Protestants everyone. Meanwhile they evangelize every shitskin they see with their fake Christianity.

[Anonymous No.19119255]

>>19119248
uh oh, we're breaking out the basedjaks.

[Anonymous No.19119259]

>uh oh, we're breaking out the basedjaks.

[Anonymous No.19119274]

>>19119046
Because, contrary to appearance, most of this board is sane.

[Anonymous No.19119297]

>>19119190
Based and blessed, this is the truth, may God have mercy on us all for we know not what we do.

[Anonymous No.19119301]

>>19119297
>Based and blessed, this is the truth, may God have mercy on us all for we know not what we do.

[Anonymous No.19119313]

[Anonymous No.19119394]

>The first and chief article is this: Jesus Christ, our God and Lord, died for our sins and was raised again for our justification (Romans 3:24–25). He alone is the Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the world (John 1:29), and God has laid on Him the iniquity of us all (Isaiah 53:6). All have sinned and are justified freely, without their own works and merits, by His grace, through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus, in His blood (Romans 3:23–25). This is necessary to believe. This cannot be otherwise acquired or grasped by any work, law or merit. Therefore, it is clear and certain that this faith alone justifies us. ... Nothing of this article can be yielded or surrendered, even though heaven and earth and everything else falls (Mark 13:31).

[Anonymous No.19119678]

Don't cathcucks consider pooping a sin?

lmao batshit crazy bastards.

[Anonymous No.19119717]

>>19119678
Only when it's not done directly into the open mouthes of protestants.

[Anonymous No.19120484]

>>19118718
(BIG )IQ FILTERED

[my family name is writer block No.19120497]

>>19118364
lol i thought its oscar wilde for a second there. proof civilizations can be knocked out cold with a single change of fashion ahead of time


or maybe depends on the people

[Anonymous No.19120812]

>>19118364
>not knowing he originally wrote it in Latin
>he was going to debate it in class
>a student translated it into German and distributed his theses for theological debate
>blaming Luther for engaging in Socratic discussion regarding the Church
based retard

[Anonymous No.19120854]

>>19119046

>Christcuck
>Calls other christcucks cultists

Man you Christcucks never fail to entertain me with your idiocy. Being prodestant is better than being a Mary worshipping Catholic simp, for the record.

[Anonymous No.19120862]

>>19119138
Based

[Anonymous No.19121005]

> YOU WILL WORSHIP ANGELS!
> YOU WILL WORSHIP MARY!
> YOU WILL WORSHIP SAINTS!
> YOU WILL WORSHIP GRAVEN IMAGES!
> YOU WILL WORSHIP THE POPE!
> YOU WILL BUY INDULGENCES!
> YOU WILL BELIEVE IN PURGATORY!
> DON'T READ YOUR BIBLE—YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND IT!
> DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST BELIEVE!
> THE POPE IS GOD, DON'T QUESTION HIM!
> IGNORE THE GLORIES OF THE REFORMATION!
> EMBRACE SLAVERY TO THE CHURCH IN ROME!
NO. Seethe, cope, and transubstantiate.

[Anonymous No.19121107]

He was based.

[Anonymous No.19121130]

>>19118838
>Who actual
ooga booga me nigger christian me get forgiven for rape ooga booga.
niggers are literally the opposite of God, they are too stupid to understand the concept of time, whereas God is eternity. it's not a coincidence that the linking verb was the part of speech dropped in ebonics

[Anonymous No.19121139]

>>19121130
>not knowing that ancient Hebrew and Greek lacked linking verbs, hence the italics in the KJV

[Anonymous No.19121252]

>>19121139
Holy shit, that faggot got BTFO! How will he ever recover?!

[Anonymous No.19121317]

>>19118429
Good riddance

[Anonymous No.19121326]

>>19121005
> DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST BELIEVE!
sounds more protestant desu