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How can I make my gf to read anything else besides easy modern romantic novels? Which is the progressive path from this kind of books into something more deeper, philosophical, historical, mind-opening, curiosity-widening or culture oriented for her? Thanks frens.

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>>18973969

>> No.18974006

that's not catcher in the rye lmao she put a catcher dust jacket on a fucking dictionary or something

and don't bother, OP.

>> No.18974049

>>18974006
> and don't bother
Why not?

>> No.18974096

>>18973969
Imagine rubbing your face against the side of her warm, exposed thighs

>> No.18974100

you have to get her to read romantic novels that explore greater questions. if she goes back to formulaic gene shit, leave her because she will never become literary. if she takes an interest in it, try and find literature with romantic elements and she may be saved.

>> No.18974162

>>18974049
because you won't change her. either you like her as she is, or you don't. also women are trivial creatures. do you really want in depth discussions with her? no. you want to her to hear your complaints and spread her legs. be happy with that.

>> No.18974195

>>18973969
There is no benefit to you in this course of action.

>> No.18975152

>>18974006
Hardcover "special edition" classics always try ot beef up their books to make them look more impressive on the shelf. Hardcover probably means stitched or glued binding which needs a large area to apply well and to show off the spine on the bookshelf, fancy thick acid-free paper (deckle edge, of course), the formatting is probably some mixture of large-print and 2-inch margins. My mass market paperback copy of Catcher is about the same width as my little finger and barely smaller than my hand.

>> No.18975183

>>18973969

Are you retarded? You she get her to completely stop reading.

>> No.18975605

I'd live to wedge my hard pecker between those thin bird lips and down her petite throat, in my more insane moments I can visualize it penetrating through her torso and bursting out of her anus in a spray of her ropey spit.

(She's unharmed in this fantasy BTW)

>> No.18975789

>>18973969
Kill her

>> No.18975857

>>18973969
just let your gf read what she enjoys. trying to intervene on someone else's cultural archive and forcing them to be more "deep and philosophical" is hyper cringe.

also on a personal note having a /lit/ gf was cool for like the first year or so. after that most literary conversations with my ex consisted of us intensely arguing about books we disagreed on, despite having quite similar taste, so it grew to be a topic i basically avoided with her even though we both read a fuck ton and she's an english grad student. just my experience for what its worth.

>>18974162
>either you like her as she is, or you don't.
good advice

>> No.18976145

>>18973969
Get a new one.

>> No.18976182

>>18973969
Firstly, get fucked. Secondly, you are probably in incel. Thirdly, you picked someone with uninteresting, mudane normie interests probably because you're a normie yourself, so deal with it

>> No.18976209

>>18973969
You're probably not gonna have luck re-engineering her literary preferences. It'll probably just cause undue strife, she'll feel resentment towards you, and you'll lose respect for her.

>> No.18976232

>>18973969
Retard, woman are for fucking and procreating, for high level discussions of anything you have friends.

>> No.18976308

>Firstly, get fucked.
That would constitute rape. Do you want OP to be raped?

>Secondly, you are probably in incel.
Gee, I wonder why.

>It's your fault
Ok boomer

>> No.18976549

>>18973969
>easy modern romantic novels?
those are the best books
sadly not many are catered to men

>> No.18976603

>>18973969
>How can I make my gf to read anything else besides easy modern romantic novels? Which is the progressive path from this kind of books into something more deeper, philosophical, historical, mind-opening, curiosity-widening or culture oriented for her?
It seems you want a boyfriend, not a girlfriend.

>> No.18976625

>>18973969
Woman should read only books on pleasing their husbands and raising children, otherwise you are breeding degeneracy and playing with GOD plans

>> No.18976637

>>18973969
You could introduce her to some classic lit that includes romance like Jane Eyre.

>> No.18977129

>>18973969
Put her on TRT or start fucking men because that's obviously all you really want is male companionship, you utter fagget

>> No.18977198

I enjoyed Call Me By Your Name. Pretty trashy romance novel that sort of knocks at the door of being literary.

But I’m also a gay male so I have no idea what women like.