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18879264 No.18879264[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

why does this guy radiate such strong pedophile energy?
just look at his creepy mannerisms and speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LaxCpPXow8

>> No.18879287

he’s too disgusting for me to open the video, but he looks like the type of vocal male feminists who get accused of sexual assault 5 years later

>> No.18879303
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18879303

>I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it."

>> No.18879318

>>18879264
He’s a white guy with glasses and coomer-style facial hair who has liberal views. He’s either going to get in trouble for something related to minors or he’ll have a MeToo scandal, mark my words.

>> No.18879322

>>18879303
the two have a lot in common
wallace fucked an underage girl when he was on a book tour
hank green probably raped an underage girl on his book tours
they're both retarded
now hank just needs to hang himself

>> No.18879325

>>18879264
he writes YA of course he's a pedo

>> No.18879327

>>18879264
He is right. That video is a bit too annoying, I'm too boomer for this tiktok editing of people jumping around the screen. My TDAH hasn't got to that point yet.

>> No.18879331

>>18879264
he just look phony, false, hypocritical.

>> No.18879333

>>18879264
Something about the way he talks just puts me off.

>> No.18879337

>>18879327
this was done in 2010
he was way ahead of the crowd in acting like a total faggot

>> No.18879340

>>18879303
unimaginably based

>> No.18879357

>>18879337
Fucking KEK, did he unironically anticipated that?

>> No.18879364
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>>18879264
he looks like the coomer meme

>> No.18879717

>>18879364
lel he does

>> No.18879738
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>>18879264
>mwf used to watch his videos during high school
It was better than my teacher explanations, no regrets

>> No.18879763

>Muh sexist Homer
>Muh Aristotle was wrong on everything
>Muh Persians should have won at Marathon because the Greeks opressed women.

FUCK YOU JOHN GREEN. FUCK OFF AND NEVER COME BACK

>> No.18879772

>>18879738
>high school kids watch his videos
>he watches videos of high school kids
a perfect circle

>> No.18879802

>>18879772
kek

>> No.18879806

>>18879763
This. I watched his summary of odyssey it was fucking awful. Him constantly talking about sex inequality and totally unrelated topics.

>> No.18879858

>>18879763
>>18879806
He's just making bank on the West's growing sado-masochist cult of weakness. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

>> No.18880006

>>18879264
Bro used cigarettes as a symbol in YA! Transgressive as fuck.

>> No.18880080

>>18879264
He has not the look of a pedo per se. He has however the look of a sad man who could be driven to pedophilia as a last resort. The way he simps over Cara Delavigne and how he must defend a women's honor by swallowing the cum stained Cheetos. While in reality of course no real woman wants him. Then there is always the danger that out of frustration he might abuse his standing he has over teenage girls because of his mediocre books.

>> No.18881246

>>18880080
oh no, he wants them alright

>> No.18881273

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MzFgsIByv0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlUPWtXV5j0

>> No.18881386

>>18880080
I can picture him as one of those guys from To Catch a Predator who approaches the decoy house with no excitement or hope, just a sense of forlorn resignation. A bit of a pause before he rings the doorbell. And they show the chat logs and it's full of romantic nonsense about their past relationship problems and where they like to eat and maybe 25% really awkward dirty talk. And they meet the decoy and sense that they're full of life and youthful hope and then he kind of perks up a bit, because if this didn't work out they were going to try trannies. And Chris Hansen comes out and they're not the least bit shocked. And Chris is badgering him like "Why did you come here?" and "What exactly were you planning on doing today?" and he just sits there shaking his head and saying "I don't know. I really don't know."

>> No.18881474

>>18879364
Would you coom in your oreos?

>> No.18881554

>>18879264
>unkept hair & facial hair
>intense eyes
>acts like a child despite being a grown man
>extremely hyperactive, seems slightly autistic
Did you even have to ask?

>> No.18881595

>>18879264
>pedophile energy
/pol/ has rotted your brain.