/lit/ humor thread

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*crickets*

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>>18853024
absolute peak of /lit/

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>>18853017
fag

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>>18852955
This is obviously a joke but is there a real American reading list?

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>>18853017
cocksucker

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>>18853139
whoops, wrong thread

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>>18853142
Stop posting twitter screencaps, retard

[Anonymous No.18853151]

Can't go without this classic

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>>18853151
Sometimes I say things like "niggers", "I hate niggers", "I fucking hate the Jews" when I'm alone. Once I was riding my bike home from work and started to sing "ni - i - i - ggeeeeers, I hate fuuuckiiing niiiggeeeers" a bit loudly and then realised some asian guy was riding behind me with a weird smile.

Sometimes I think how it looks when I do random things and say to myself "I hate Jews so much holy shit".

It's not a meme post btw, I'm completely serious. I do not browse /pol/, I do not care about minorities. I do not know how to remove this from my life.

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>>18853169
Do you hate jews and niggers?

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>>18852998
Update this with her onlyfans pictures

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>>18853059
Here ya go

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>>18853176
No, I do not hold any particular opinion on them. They are human, I guess. But I say things like I hate niggers, I hate jews all the time to myself. It's hard to contain myself at work.

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>>18853169
You memed yourself into having Tourette's, congratulations.

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>>18853195
don't get drunk around black people I guess

[Anonymous No.18853226]

>>18853206
First world problems

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>>18853195
The fact that you think this is matters and isn't just an irrelevant tick just shows that the jew globalism has gotten to your head.

[Anonymous No.18853243]

>>18853206
This is still my favorite post

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>>18853226
>First world problems

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>>18853017
he was destroyed

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>>18853263
Yes. You think it's your 'sensible fashion choices' and higher level of thinking that makes you distinct from normies but you're not. You're as worthless and uninteresting as the people you deride

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>>18853161
>god christ, is that Turgenev on the shelf?
always cracks me up for some reason

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>>18853271
Is this a real excerpt?

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>>18853271

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>>18853330
based Ballard enjoyer

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>>18853005
Underrated

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>>18852964
>zero replies to this
This was the greatest thread I've ever laid my eyes upon, and I've been here since 2014

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>>18853261
One man’s blind.png is another man’s fregg.jpg

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>>18853017
nice

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>>18853078
> bro life is about adventure and shit

Literal ten year olds perception of the World. Tolkienfags seriously need to grow up

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>>18852993
Pretty based ngl

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>>18853488
2020 was a good year after all.

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>>18853017
cunt

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>>18853017
ka-boom!

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>>18853169
>>18853200
This, it's meme tourette's. I did the same thing with my friend group through years of "ironic" low effort conversation where we just said nigger to eachother all day. On the one hand sometimes they say really funny shit. On the other hand sometimes we just sit around in silence until one of the guys says "I hate niggers" and another guy says "yeah."

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>>18853017
god fucking damnit

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>>18853017
ok?

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this whole board is the joke

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>>18853293
Nigger I'm not even that poster

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>>18853206
The last paragraph of that is very good

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>>18853271
>>Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands
Kek

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>>18853017
but but I love my mom

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>>18853654
OP's pic may be why anon named the file blind.jpg

[Anonymous No.18855756]

What do HP Lovecraft and some airforce pilot have in common?
>request

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>>18853017
N

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>>18852964
ngl as bad as the grammar is, it was spectacularly fun to read

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>>18853169
I also yell cunt and nigger when I'm alone, it's a kind of exclamatory tic I have when I have bad thoughts and need to ward them off. It never happens when I am with people though.

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>>18853169
>>18855851
same boat here. for me it happens when I zone out usually, if I'm paying attention to my surroundings almost never.

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>>18853183
>Bunch of non-American authors
>No Brautigan
Shameful.

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>>18853182
wait what

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>>18853169
same, sometimes around other people I almost say nigger

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Anyone post some random cvmgenius screencaps, those are hilarious

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>>18855851
I do the exact same thing, say nigger whenever I have unpleasant intrusive thoughts. It's an effective (but risky) way to project emotions onto the word nigger, which usually supersedes the thoughts in its degree of negativity

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>>18853005
nice

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>>18853017
Why would farming in the nether get you destroyed?

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>>18853293
You're a cringeworthy faggot who comes into a humour thread and takes issue with an autist venting about being socially awkward, probably because you've internalized all the criticism you've received over being the same way.

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>>18853066
Holy kek

[Anonymous No.18856454]

>>18856406
projecting

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>>18853017
Fuck you
Protection dog wouldn't stand for this

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>>18853013
that's hilarious, sauce?

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>>18856560
What's the joke? Also, I like schoppy not because he is intelligent or deep (in fact I have never even read him, nor do I have any idea what he believed), but rather because most people like Hegel and I am a contrarian. I personally like to think of it as "rooting for the underdog" which is why I vote libertarian and play fallout 4.

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>>18853017
reeee

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>>18856560
Schopenhauer was one of the most influential philosophers of the past 200 years and easily on par with Hegel. See Beiser's After Hegel.

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>>18856675
/lit/ gets savage

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>>18853017
Saved, you sick bastard

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>>18853017
Fuck you

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>>18853798
That's all you got out of that and you have the audacity to accuse others of being ten year olds, cumbrain?

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>>18852964
Kek I remember this. My wife still quips occasionally about how dragons will do anything for gold, including crimes.

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>>18853017
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>>18853169
same man, i hate niggers but oh man do I hate fucking jews

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>>18853013
>being so masculine you become gay for Death
What's going on in Japan? Is it the radiation after all?

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>>18853043
>thundercracka
always gets me I swear

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>>18852980
Absolute kek

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>>18856877
Awful meme kys

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>>18853005
Saved, too good

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>>18853017
damnit

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there was a time when /lit/ was young that trolley problem threads were always present. things got silly after a while so dumped some examples.

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>>18853017
Guess what fag, she lives another day.

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>>18853017
you got me there bud

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>>18853017
God dammit

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>>18853024
Nothing will ever top this.

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>>18853330
>Virtualoptim
That's a name I haven't heard in a while.

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>>18852950
Lmao you pathetic pseuds never fail to make me laugh with your “lit humor” threads. Face it, most Young Adult authors will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of literature, get over it losers

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>>18857384
Holy shit is that real

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>>18857370
Is that real?

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>>18853017
who is the gaucho amigo

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>>18853017
nig

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>>18853169
Holy shit are you me?

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>>18853017
oh n-!

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>>18857458
>tranny jannies actually deleted that and other good posts
lmao you can't make this shit up

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>>18853017
For fuck's sake

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>>18856560
How is this funny? It's just some faggot who doesn't like Schopenhauer. There's no joke. He probably dislikes him because of something he said about women too. That's my guess since this is normal onions humor. Wordswordswords with no joke.

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>>18853169
>>18856848
I'm with you both... Sometimes I just want to sing some Chinese propaganda, and people look at me funny. I'm not even a Maoist! (but I am closer to Maoism than most normies). Here's the vid https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E
This shit fucking slaps.

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>>18853017
Fuck

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>>18857698
North Korean music better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Htyf0ZbQM

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>>18853017
No.

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>>18853151
>with a car, you can go anywhere you want

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>>18853017
Bastid

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>>18853078
Strugatsky brothers, "Final Circle of Paradise" (aka Predatory Things of the Century/Хищныe Beщи Beкa)

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>>18852985
I was in this thread and it was a larp

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>>18853017
ok

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>>18853024
this is from /pol/

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>>18856846
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>>18856899
more of these please

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>>18852998
Her new channel /lit/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmrscB5lMf-yaOiygC7WzTA/videos

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>>18853318
No. Unironically written by some guy from reddit.

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>>18854963
that's funny

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>>18856560
Isn't this one of those existential comics or whatever they are called? You deserve the bullet for posting this trash. Not /lit/. Go back to /badliterature/ if it still exists. They will be more of your liking. Fucking retard.

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>>18853017
cunt

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>>18852993
I was in that thread, pretty sure the lady was just an allegory for /lit/.

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>>18852964
I'm fucking wheezing and quietly crying trying to not get found out because I'm in the office.

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>>18857916
Why do people give 1 stars to classics just because they get filtered
Is this some cope "I did not understand so it's dumb and overrated"?

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>>18852980
but WHY

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>>18857926
:)

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>>18857926
What are they supposed to do? Give them 5 stars because they are classic and you don't want to lower their overall score?

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>>18857937
Not embarrass yourself by giving 1 star to greatest pieces of literature because you are dumb. Just do not give any stars.

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>>18857932
I want to fuck Ashley

[Anonymous No.18857951]

>this got made into a multimillion dollar movie

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>>18857932
they are all correct. Dracula sucks. Shelley's Frankenstain, for example, is written way better

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>>18857957
I agree. I did enjoy Dracula, it was a fun read. It is interesting how much more "modern" Frankenstein is compared to Dracula despite being publish nearly a century prior

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>>18857951
Reading that makes me want to puke.

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>>18853017
I already know this is the minecraft one

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>>18857968
Yeah, Stoker's writing feels more archaic

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>>18857944
>greatest pieces of literature
Why? Because some old faggot told you so?
The chick in that pic is undeniably retarded but you shouldn't follow the herd so devoutly

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>>18857951
I don't get it.
Half and more of those aren't even in the 80's

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>>18857984
It was more so the approach to monstrosity I was referring to. Traditionally, monsters were the "other"—ancient foreign evils incompatible with the modern world; evil by the nature alone. Today monstrosity is more reflective, that evil is a reaction to cruelty—that anyone can be twisted by evil into a monster. This idea started around the age of enlightenment with Darwin's ideas spreading around society as things like mental afflictions changed from spooky specters to things that can happen to anyone. Dracula was a traditional evil, where as Frankenstein's monster was a modern evil

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Here comes another funny

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>>18853017
made me laugh out loud

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>>18853169
I do this too when I'm having OCD attacks.

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>>18853017
baseed

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>>18853226
for all the problems they have at least in the third world you can say nigger

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>>18858070
Not anymore, young kids in third world are as delirious as the first worlders

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>>18857785
newfag

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>>18853017
fag

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>>18853017
faggot

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>>18853017
fuck you my mom is asleep right now and this is the one time I'm scared

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>>18853017
She was destroyed!

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>>18853017
>Did you hear about the player who blew himself up with TNT?
>I'm sure you can guess what happened!
But it already said what happened in the first part of the joke, that he blew himself up.

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>>18854951
Her Wuthering Heights comics were gold.

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>>18857919
O tempora, o mores.

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>>18857919
Wands are essentially guns given that wizards can use them to shoot magic that kills people.

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>>18857968
>Bradbury and Huxley
>Alt-Right

baka desu senpai

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>>18858298
>>18858303
Silly adults

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>>18853017
lol

[Anonymous No.18858348]

>be me
>be german
>want to read stirner
>decide to order Der Einzige und sein Eigentum online through a local bookstore
>go to pick it up
>store is only open for picking up orders because of corona
>wearing mask
>the day i ordered it i came up with what i thought was a sick piece of small talk
>decide to use it on the person processing my order, no matter who it's gonna be
>rehearsing the bit in my head
>hoping for a cute girl
>go up to the register and it's a middle aged woman
>tell her i ordered a book
>she says "name?"
>i thought she asked for the author's name and say "Max Stirner"
>she's typing it in and says no one by that name ordered anything
>i explain and give her my name
>already cringing
>she gets the book
>as she hands it to me i prepare for my badass small talk bit
>start by saying "you know-" right as she gives me the total
>off we go again
>mumbling under my mask "you know if I adhered to the philosophy that this book is talking about i would steal this book hehe"
>"I'm sorry come again?"
>keep mumbling "well this book talks about egoism... it's about you know, being your own creative nothing"
>she doesn't seem to understand
>"it's not that important"
>asks me to pay again
>struggle to get the money out of my wallet with the book in my hand
>leave
>as i exit i shake my head and realize i did not act like an egoist

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>>18853017
i was destroyed

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>>18857912
Is this based on something? Weird how in the end I sided with the brother who at first wouldnt share his rations.

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>>18858324
>without hermione, harry would have died in book 1
i don’t care enough about harry potter to fact check this, but this is a plot point of a fictional text, not a historical moment. there are legitimate examples of women being influential and exerting power; why not use them?
E.g., Sacajawea, Marie Curie, Clara Barton, or (deep cut) Alice Kober

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>>18858572
My favourite is Matilda of Tuscany.

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>>18858005
>balkanized
wut

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>>18857919
>books about armed child militias fighting against their corrupted government
>I'd rather have a wand ;)
These women are all actual children, in capable of all but the most basic thoughts. It's pitiful.

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>>18853017
Faggot

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>>18858655
>>18857919
>>18858324
I used to send these to a girl I've known since middle school. She practically frothed at the mouth whenever I made the comparison. Hearty keks were had.

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Harry Potter was a weird sacred cow for people until Rowling came out as trans or something. Really took the fun out of blaspheming with it.

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>>18857922
>I leave the store with a copy of Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception under my coat, unpaid for
Kek

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>>18858677
Kek

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>>18853017
jesus

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>>18853017
N

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>>18853066
Reminds me of this quote

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>>18858910
>>18853066
And this one

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>>18853017
Heh

[Anonymous No.18858978]

>>18853169
I got all of my friends to start saying sneed

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>>18853017
Damn

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>>18857922
Any books with a protagonist like this? Read American Psycho recently

[Anonymous No.18859714]

>>18859709
A Confederacy of Dunces

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>>18856560
In the real world no one gives a fuck about either outside the philosophy department. Unfunny

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>>18853017
Ree

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>>18853293
I don't give a fuck about what you say. I think this all the time when on 4chan, because there's a lot of people around these days who think they both need their opinions and unfortunately think they need to share them. I never reply when I see this. This is the exception. I have no reason for it other than that I am eating and have nothing else better to do.
I didn't read your post. I could tell by the shape that it was hollow. I do this all the time because most people have nothing to say even if they think they do. People like me can tell. There's less anonymity around than you think. After enough observation, people like me can know the exact worth of content based solely on shape and context. You are easy.
You will certainly never get a reply like this again, so try to think about what I have said. I won't read any replies to this post and I won't reply.

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>>18858572
>Alice Kober
based

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>>18859938
based (posted for posterity)

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>>18858348
>this is the real egoist
Thanks for posting

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>>18855797
Kekked

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>>18853017
:(

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>>18853017
damn.

[Anonymous No.18860752]

>>18857968
Picrel is clearly a joke

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>>18853291
Any recs for books on eastern philosophy that actual analyze it seriously and are accessible to someone who didn't study eastern philosophy in grad school?

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>>18853005
based

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>>18853017
Balderdash

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>>18856560
>Unironically posting that comic.
Come on now.

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>>18853078
L'Acadamie

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>>18857981
Fake reviews are just atrocious. I hate when self-pubbers go this route. Amateurish.

[Anonymous No.18861431]

>>18860752
Lifting weights is a red flag to liberals, so I don't think reading being a red flag is much of a stretch.

[Anonymous No.18861445]

>>18853017
KEK

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>>18853017
he was a nigger!

[Anonymous No.18861647]

>>18853206
now THIS is literature.

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>>18854951
>>18858293
I hahaha'd so much at these. They have so many funnies. I'm not sure I got all the references though.

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>>18852998
i don't know if this makes any sense to say but this reads like the eoe shinji fap scene

[Anonymous No.18861838]

>>18853005
...? What? What did the sign read??? What's the joke????????

[Anonymous No.18861891]

>>18855670
funny how things are connected like that

[Anonymous No.18861897]

>>18853017
you got me you sick fuck

[Anonymous No.18861926]

>>18853206
that second to last line was absolutely bowel-shatteringly based.

[Anonymous No.18861972]

>>18853017
Faggot

[Anonymous No.18861979]

Anyone have the Niggerman cat meme?

[Anonymous No.18861987]

>>18861979
Something like this?

[Anonymous No.18862022]

>>18853017
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.18862047]

>>18861838
No one tell him.

[Anonymous No.18862064]

>>18853017
i hate you

[Anonymous No.18862112]

>>18853017
BTFO

[Anonymous No.18862160]

>>18853017
lel

[Anonymous No.18862168]

>>18862047
which of his books must i read to understand it?

[Anonymous No.18862173]

>>18853169
Do that, too. Nigger, fuck, shit, piss, kill, bitch, and the like. How do I stop?

[Anonymous No.18862174]

>>18853017
Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.18862179]

>>18862168
Kafka

[Anonymous No.18862185]

>>18853017
heck :(

[Anonymous No.18862207]

>>18853024
Damn I’m laughing

[Anonymous No.18862210]

>>18861987
Nah, the one comparing him to a fighter pilot

[Anonymous No.18862228]

[Anonymous No.18862232]

[Anonymous No.18862269]

>>18853005
took me 30 seconds holy fuck

[Anonymous No.18862279]

good thread guys :)

[Anonymous No.18862291]

>>18859938
seething over this >>18853206
? Grow up.

[Anonymous No.18862333]

>>18853017
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.18862373]

>>18853361
kek

[Anonymous No.18862599]

>>18858396
Yeah, the original from 2017. The greedy brother always has the better lines.

[Anonymous No.18862604]

>>18853017
idiot

[Anonymous No.18863143]

>>18853017
She's been dead for 19 months and 8 days. Thanks for reminding me.
Although it tears my heart, in some sense I am glad it happened.

[Anonymous No.18863303]

>>18858590

[Anonymous No.18863429]

>>18853017
H

[Anonymous No.18864378]

[Anonymous No.18864445]

>>18861838
Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's)

[Anonymous No.18864451]

>>18853017
fuck you

[Anonymous No.18864463]

>>18864378
That was so well done. This soulless NPC actually exists somewhere out there in droves. I used to work with a couple of these who would try to tell me how black people glorifying selling drugs to eachother in poor neighborhoods was cool before flying off to their parents' house in the Hamptons.

[Anonymous No.18864469]

>>18864445
You sneedposting in multiple threads anon? You going to explain your love of sneed?

[Anonymous No.18864479]

>>18864378
nice. should be
>lives in BKLYN

[Anonymous No.18864535]

>>18864378
original post

[Anonymous No.18864546]

>>18852964
I'm there

[Anonymous No.18864568]

>>18854963
lol

[Anonymous No.18864658]

>>18855797
Ignatius J. Reilly moment

[Anonymous No.18864787]

>>18853017
eh

[Anonymous No.18865016]

>>18853017
Sigh

[Anonymous No.18865046]

>>18853017
Bitch

[Anonymous No.18865222]

>>18862232
I was in that post and still cannot find it funny

[Anonymous No.18865229]

[Anonymous No.18865263]

>>18858693
what? rowling by far seems to be against trans, typical TERF, putting her merch on site which sells anti-trans pins

[Anonymous No.18865317]

since this is the only semi related thread can anyone explain what happened here
>girl finds out I like reading
>brings up 1984
>I say I've tried reading it got about halfway through and gave up, described it as a boring drawn out piece of shit with a basic premise
>she says I should use youtube "to help me understand it"
>I say it wasn't a comprehension issue I just thought it was a shit book
>she tells me I should read it because it's "politically relevant"
>ask her how and she can't explain "just is"
>ask her why she thinks it's a good book
>because it's regarded as one of the greatest books ever written
>ask her specifically why she believes it's a good book
>she starts deflecting
>ask her if she thinks it's strange that she doesn't know why she thinks a book is good or even why you "should" read it
>she gets annoyed and doesn't even try answering the question

[Anonymous No.18865333]

>>18865317
Sounds like she's new to reading and not used to being cross-examined, which is no doubt a weakness on her part, but she seems to have taken an earnest interest in the book and perhaps felt put on the spot by your demand that she convert her inchoate feelings about it into explicit literary criticism. You could have helped her with that and had a real discussion instead of straining the whole conversation through your zoomer political compass fixation and twitter fads embedded in your subconscious telling you that 1984 is popular with "Karen" lately "because it criticizes liberal tyranny," THEREFORE.... COMPUTING... COMPUTING...... THEREFORE: 1984 BAD; SHOW DISDAIN FOR 1984. PLAUSIBLE EXPRESSION OF DISDAIN: 1984 IS "SIMPLISTIC." CONVERTING RETARDED NOTION INTO SPEECH THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE THIS IS A WELL-FORMED OPINION ARRIVED AT INDEPENDENTLY........... "idk i tried reading it, i just thought it was boring and drawn out, the prose was rahhther mediocre, the premise quite... basic, so to say"

[Anonymous No.18865369]

>>18865317
She's an NPC.

[Anonymous No.18865370]

This is dark but-- here goes..
>When you receive the set up your new Kindle email before you have picked it up.

It's not perfect I know.

[Anonymous No.18865374]

>>18865333
I don't understand the political compass and twitter thing, 4chans the only social media I use and I live in the UK so not everythings politicized, is disliking 1984 some sort of political signaling the last I knew 1984 was popular mostly with hipster girls has that changed? I might have been to hard on her since I wouldn't talk about a book publicly unless I've thought about my opinions on it - I'll be sure to apologize when we next hang out

[Anonymous No.18865376]

>>18865333
lmao

[Anonymous No.18865379]

>>18853271
>entered her like she was a lottery.

[Anonymous No.18865407]

>>18853017
no

[Anonymous No.18865449]

>>18853087
this one made me laugh the hardest, i just imagined him slowly start shaking and veins popping in his face at the register

[Anonymous No.18865461]

>>18865263
Give it ten years, unironically. Rowling published under the initials "JK" instead of a first name to be perceived as male, then later chose "Robert" as a pseudonym, then wrote this in a public statement:
>I’ve wondered whether, if I’d been born 30 years later, I too might have tried to transition. The allure of escaping womanhood would have been huge. I struggled with severe OCD as a teenager. If I’d found community and sympathy online that I couldn’t find in my immediate environment, I believe I could have been persuaded to turn myself into the son my father had openly said he’d have preferred.
It's just a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.18865576]

>>18853005
impressive

[Anonymous No.18865609]

>>18853005
saved

[Anonymous No.18865621]

>>18865333
this was really funny

[Anonymous No.18865623]

>>18865317
You weren't having a conversation with her about books, you were asking her to justify her interest to you. No one responds well when they're being so directly questioned like that. If you had a hostile tone of voice, that would have exacerbated the situation.

[Anonymous No.18865644]

>>18865317
You are a legitimate sperg. Spend less time here and more time reading and maybe you won't have a fit when you encounter people who are enjoying entry level texts
>>18865333
Holy btfo.

[Anonymous No.18865662]

>>18853017
Trump lost

[Anonymous No.18865706]

>>18857912
>>18858396
Has anyone done a dramatic reading of this one yet like the original?

[Anonymous No.18865758]

>>18852964
>In a way, thought King Salzar, pregnancy is like constipation
Lost

>>18857991
It's weird because when he gets to the /v/ shit he focuses solely on early 80's (1980 to 1985 specifically) atari games, but every other category is full of random stuff ranging from the 50's (Heinlein) to the mid 90's (Stephenson). It's almost like the author doesn't actually play games, but saw nostalgia gamers as an easy market to exploit.