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You are at your local bookshop. Suddenly you see this guy browsing the philosophy section. He shouts 'FILTH' and 'DEGENERACY' from time to time. Wat do?

>> No.18791675

Ask the staff when the bookshop got a full length mirror then go back to browsing philosophy books

>> No.18791687
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>>18791672
Who would win?

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>>18791672
>Wat do?
Refer to this chart

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>>18791672
Call the Based department.

>> No.18791755

>>18791705
whoever first made this knew nothing about epicurus

>> No.18791777

>>18791672
Act like Lebedev

>> No.18791914

>>18791777
>>18791755
Blessed

>> No.18791999

I'd tell him I need a valiant Philosopher-Theologist to be my personal advisor and let him hang around for comic relief. Whenever he acts up just quote some scripture and he'll do whatever you want.

>> No.18792004

my local bookstore has a very narrow entrance way to filter out the fatties

>> No.18792046

>>18791755
>hnng, but akchually epicurean philosophy is much more nuanced than hedonism
fuck off.

>> No.18792105

>>18791672
Ask him which ducking tripfag he is and proceed to bitch slap him (her)

>> No.18792152

>>18791755
And Cuckus Aurelius would be down sucking Sart's cock going "Dear diary, today life taught me a valuable lessonto be grateful for"