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Continuting on from the thread last night: >>18583120

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>> No.18594420

We got a number one victory royale

>> No.18594437

on the

>> No.18594582

number one victory royale

>> No.18594715

>>18594402
better than ulysses

>> No.18595260

But not as good as Hitler's diary

>> No.18595297

Said Zim, now 10 years older while fondling

>> No.18595468

>>18594402
do you reply with a word or phrase

>> No.18595480

Optics developed rapidly in this period. By the ninth century, there were works on physiological, geometrical and physical optics. Topics covered included mirror reflection. Hunayn ibn Ishaq (809–873) wrote the book Ten Treatises on the Eye; this remained influential in the West until the 17th century.

>> No.18595482

Somewhere in the world, a nigger has just shat his pants.

>> No.18595506

Regardless, the sun still rises every morning and sets every evening.

>> No.18595537

>>18594402
nigger

also you faggots it's supposed to be one word at a time. if there's more than "nigger" included with my comment, I'm gonna be mad.

>> No.18595545

>>18595537
you faggot missed the note that we are now writing sentences since it makes the story more readable

>> No.18595549

The cultivator of class

>> No.18595589

the organizer of ass

>> No.18595889

and the homosexual band player of bass

>> No.18595895

Straddled in sass

>> No.18595930

>>18595468
either, it works better with phrases

>> No.18595956

steppes full of mongols on the grass

>> No.18595969

fuck off retards learn to write instead of memeing this garbage. don't include this in your literary vomit

>> No.18595972

all went through the pass

>> No.18595989

Captcha?

>> No.18595995

Then Abraham

>> No.18595999

>>18595995
said to the partymeister

>> No.18596008

Onions cringe based dilate

>> No.18596043

The master simply cried, pulled down his pants and let out a silent but aesthetical fart.

>> No.18596053

The master card, who cried and fert, shot himself

>> No.18596054

Thus, a nigger shat again

>> No.18596060

laughing my ass off

>> No.18596065

masturbating to Lolita once again.

>> No.18596091

"I do not approve of what you're doing"

>> No.18596097

said the Rabbi

>> No.18596148

>>18595545
He said indignantly, forgetting he was on 4channel. The idea of demanding non-ironic writing on a chinese basket weaving website weighed heavily on his little heart so popped open a cold. He sipped it while recalling past days, in which he wasn't a faggot.

>> No.18596155

And so it came to be that Hitler dabbed on Big Chungus

>> No.18596159

said the redditor. he thought he was quite funny.

>> No.18596165

Big Chungus playing with his new fidget spinner thought to himself "hm I wonder what Mr. Hitler is like when he's in normal mode?"

>> No.18596171

"There could be jews here" thought Hitler, looking around the room nervously.

>> No.18596172

he was not at all funny

>> No.18596259

Walt Whitman's beard entered the room, of course, and its chadness shone down upon all the virgin beards

>> No.18596298

Realizing what he has done, he pulled a small box from his pocket and

>> No.18596323

"Sweden Yes!" He thought to himself as the average turkish 7 foot tall Kebab Hussar entered the room moments later with his godly facial hair.

>> No.18596347

Kebab tried and tried, but he could not force the forbidden word out of his mouth.

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There's chapter 4

>> No.18596530

— Antibarbarus!

>> No.18596546

>>18596347
"Nigger!" he cried, as Adolf's cock filled his boipussy, straining from the largeness of the short Australian's Aryan penis

>> No.18596589

and then i looked down at my cock dripping with elephant cum

>> No.18596649

It was just too much for my little, delicate, pus ridden heart

>> No.18596676

>>18594402

And then he woke up, it was all a dream.

>> No.18596693

>>18596676
Or was it?

>> No.18596761

He knew one thing for sure though.

>> No.18596778

that niggers aren't human

>> No.18598527

My waifu loves me and I love her.

>> No.18598544

>>18594402
>>18594410
Metafictional fucking genius. Contemporary literature BTFO’d eternally by the most exquisite of all possible corpses.

>> No.18598549

And that’s when I knew, it all started to come together.

>> No.18598569

"I will love you forever," she said, "So long as you keep buying me extra toasty cheez-its forever."

>> No.18598574

but the request was too burdensome on a custodians salary and she had to decline.

>> No.18598821

>>18596469
Kek

>> No.18598841

Zim was here, btw. Don't forget this all is from the perspective of Zim. This is a first person narrative.

>> No.18598844

*AESTHETIC FARTING NOISES*

>> No.18598853

Peter Griffin comes in wearing an open white bathrobe, his bollocks swinging pendulum-like

"nyeheheh hey lois remember that time when

>> No.18598855

OP sucked my

>> No.18598867

Big

>> No.18598869

Dolby Digital

>> No.18598883

5.1

>> No.18598884

moaning cock sucking whore's

>> No.18598885

to climax"

>> No.18598902

"I AM THE LEVIATHAN"

>> No.18598912

Said some dude with 'le bi nathan' written on his

>> No.18598918

Fraiser:The complete series blu-ray box set

>> No.18599007

Then

>> No.18599010

NIGGERS

>> No.18599064

The bigoted and racist chud voices in my head keep screeching

>> No.18599067

NIGGERS

>> No.18599068

MUST BE BEAT!

>> No.18599072

Then I, Vim could not look away from Peter griffins flaccid disrobed cock, and 'leviathan's' box set of Fraiser.

Then both seemed nigger black to my eyes

>> No.18599074

AND YOU. MADE ME. DO. THIS ATROCITY.
WHY ME? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEE?
SCUM OF THE WORLD, WHORE OF THE SOIL.
YOUR TIME HAS FINALLY COME.

>> No.18599080

They keep on going, the damn little rascals. They slide with

>> No.18599085

NIGGER stupidity, and NIGGER unbeaten bodies

>> No.18599087

And so I reached for my

>> No.18599088

the WILLIE NELSON theme from JACK JOHNSON. Over TUNE IN 5. As a 1975 TURNAROUNDPHRASE super-medley.

>> No.18599092

Hey Beavis, these guys are cool.

>> No.18599096

is that... a platonic form?!

>> No.18599113

Beavis responded in disbelief.
"Yes, you Reeditor", Ren from The Ren And Stimpy Show responded, "but it's still over WILLIE NELSON from JACK JOHNSON. Over TUNE IN 5. As a 1975 TURNAROUNDPHRASE super-medley."
He glances back at Beavis.
"Don't your mama ever pay back for your crashed TV set, huh? You really remind me of Vincent "Smug" Gallo, except you're a cocksucking globo-homo trannykike niggerfag".

>> No.18599118

I am the platonic form of antisemitism

>> No.18599119

He picked up the phone, dialed in Butthead's number and waited for him to answer. He angrily demanded to know why the jews are palestinian and why your mom is so big.

>> No.18599122

"Maybe being a racist is not actually cool, Beavis. What if all these years we spent beating up the nigs, the jews and Allah with our cocks, together with Zim, were actually all wasted for nothing?". That was all Butthead managed to say before Beavis started pissing himself on the other end

>> No.18599130

The connections through the TURNAROUNDPHRASE super-medley help Butthead to reach a dying Vincent "Smug" Gallo.
"I don't give a fuck about the Palestinian jews, maaaaaan", he answered with total apathy. "Gotta throw on ya Scooby Doo's; those are shoes by the way."
"And for the rest, well, I dunno, dude. Just google Dancing Israelis, or some shit. JUST get up with it. Oh, and don't forget about TUNE IN 5 and the WILLIE NELSON. Maybe it will be useful for the future. Phag"

>> No.18599133

"Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh…", said the little ching chong fucker

>> No.18599138

Butthead,whose real name is Phillip Nigger McDicker of Swanson, attempted to be heard but could not over the ching Chong fucker's words

>> No.18599140

Ching chong fucker, was of course, Sneed

>> No.18599143

"Well, what do we have to do now?", Ren questionned Beavis and Butthead.
"It's simple, we'll have to go to Allah's palace in order to salvate the dying Jews. And maybe we'll get some honey doughnuts on our way."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpOG7Trq4P0

>> No.18599146

lotta racist schizos in this neck of the woods, he thougjt, sinking into a seat in the darkest corner of the room

>> No.18599149

(listen to the link to get in the mood for the next part)

>> No.18599153

"What is that sound?" Thought Vim

>> No.18599156

It wasn't aesthetic farting, or was it?

>> No.18599157

Butthead listened to the song for a couple of seconds.
This reminded him of the years he spent trying to get his PhD. He knew it's not worth it anymore while grabbing his father's sawed off shotgun and placing it next to his temple.
"Heh, heh heeeh heh", he told Beavis before pulling the trigger. A bang could be heard on the other end, followed by silence.

>> No.18599161

(pause the song now)

>> No.18599163

(in italic : a random 70's heavy jazz-funk porn-flick-cop-chase track plays into the background)

Ren, Beavis (a.k.a. Phillip Nigger McDicker of Swanson) and Butthead are walking down the San Antonio boulevard with their crashed TV set plus wheel-mote control. Chinks, Ruskis and Argentinian "Whites" GTFO. Except Paz the bassist. She's a relica of 90's booty-duty goodness.

>> No.18599164

"Cool uh huh huh, uh huh", said Beavis

>> No.18599165

But it was not cool, for poor Beavis, alas he is now dead.

>> No.18599172

>>18599163
Wait, I mean that butt head is Phillip Nigger McDicker of Swanson, and that he was dead and also was Beavis now apperently.

I guess we'll kill Ren, so three dead guys are walking

>> No.18599175

They didn't realize what happened, maybe they just couldn't comprehend it.
Some call it limbo, but for the three of them it was just a Tuesday

>> No.18599176

Who's writing this shit anyway?, sez Butthead.

>> No.18599178

You are, said Beavis

>> No.18599180

>>18599165
And I poured my cum from one of my cum jars, which I keep on a shelf above my bed, for easy access when I do happen to cum, and for general display, because I am so proud of them, on his nose; I watched it flow across his lips and sneak into his mouth, like a worm on the road squirming its way into the grass at the side of the road. "Now I'm home," the cum thought.

>> No.18599181

>>18599176

"I'm sure it's someone with a really high IQ and excellent writing skills", said Daria sarcastically, who was also naked

>> No.18599183

Daria was there, by the way

>> No.18599184

>>18599181
"Little boys need to wear their own clothes, not their friends clothes," she thought.

>> No.18599185

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the chronicle of the cum-crossed trio and their quest to avenge their own deaths at the hand of their anonymous assailants.

>> No.18599186

>>18599183

sucking a juicy dog cock, sarcastically

>> No.18599188

She was deaf also apperently, but only to beavis, she could hear everyone but beavis, this is not a plothole

>> No.18599189

Who am I?

>> No.18599192

I musn't run away even if it means I must get into the robot

>> No.18599194

I don't know who is wondering this

>> No.18599196

Sing to me, O Daria, of those who like murdered us and stuff

>> No.18599197

I can't stop thinking about the way my barista poured my coffee this morning

>> No.18599199

>>18599194

It's shinji, crying on a chair, because the three of them were watching Evangelion

>> No.18599200

Who is thinking my thoughts?

>> No.18599201

>>18599199
Oh right, that's what's on the TV

>> No.18599204

Alot of thoughts are happening right now, butthead is just coping them all down without distinguishing who thought what

>> No.18599205

The TV is the wall.

>> No.18599206

Being telepathic is confusing, he decides to hand the story back Vim. I accept

>> No.18599207

GOT DAYUM THAT IS A PHAT ASS PAWG, said an unidentified negro gentleman to unclothed Daria.

>> No.18599209

>>18599204
It's copying, not coping, you fucking retards need to double check your spelling

>> No.18599211

It's not the time for me to be watching TV.

>> No.18599212

NIGGER DETECTED

>> No.18599213

"Geez, I sure hope this is not the 3rd impact, that would reeaaally suck you guys" - said Daria, sarcastically after finishing with the dog.
Butthead was still trying to understand what was going on but it's hard to do that when your cock starts doing the helicopter

>> No.18599214

Hey Butthead, there's a nigger over there. Should we like get him y'know?

>> No.18599217

Butthead took a long slurp from his jar of cum.

>> No.18599218

What happened to Peter Griffin and the guy with Fraiser DVDs?

>> No.18599219

"That would be cool, lemme just calm my cock or something heeh heh heh", said Butthead with his thumb up his ass

>> No.18599221

Wait, they were blu-rays, not DVDs fuck

>> No.18599222

Butthead held his head between his hands to force the intrusive thoughts into submission.

>> No.18599223

>>18599218
This is all happening inside Peter's memory of that time when he

>> No.18599224

Spoke earlier, this is a flashback

>> No.18599225

>>18599222
which kinda sucked because his left thumb smelled like shit from being up his bum just a couple of seconds before

>> No.18599226

His face was white; it seemed to everyone around him he was a flower hanging from the branch of a datura bush.

>> No.18599227

AYO SHAWTY CAN A NIGGA FINNA COP YO NUMBA? holla'd the blackman to that bitch daria

>> No.18599231

>>18599226

the potent smell of rotten ass made him gag, but after seeing Daria sucking another dog's cock all the blood went back to his head from his penis, thus returning his skin color

>> No.18599232

KNOCK KNOCK
come in

>> No.18599233

"Hey you guys" said Shinji " I don't want to kill your vibes, but I think saying the n word when you are not black is very uncool and disrespectful, can you all please stop?"

>> No.18599234

Luckily a nigger was hiding behind the door and jumped shinji as soon as he entered. Forcing his throbbing big black cock up his white momma's boy ass

>> No.18599238

The Shaman held out his cracked, aged, leathery palm. A small, green pod with a seam down the middle and spikes erupting from its entirety lay there. Butthead was certain he saw it twitch. "Take the seeds from the pod, grind them with a mortar and pestle, and brew them into a tea," commanded the Shaman," and the Spirit will guide you to a lake. Drink from the lake."

>> No.18599239

Exeunt Beavis, he has to go for a dump now. Apparently even when you're dead you still need to take fat shits.

>> No.18599241

(this was Beavis' episode of evangelion)

>> No.18599243

Anyways, let's go to the Cartoon Slut House. It's time to have some fun on this upside-down planet.

>> No.18599244

Everyone drank the tea

>> No.18599245

The air hung around their shoulders like a cloak.

>> No.18599251

The ghost of Processus Vitellius materialises before our protagonists

>> No.18599254

The front door of the house slammed open. A stream of people shuffled through the house and exited by the back door. One man tried to step ahead in the file.

>> No.18599257

The woman ahead of him held out her arm.

>> No.18599262

Beavis' sphincter is being split by a massive turd

>> No.18599265

Made from poop

>> No.18599266

"How felicitous!"

>> No.18599268

He pushed her aside and ran for the back door. "I need to drink from the lake!"

>> No.18599269

Before them is a lake

>> No.18599271

>>18594402
I fuck blokes

>> No.18599272

Said the lake

>> No.18599273

It

>> No.18599274

"Well, my work here is done" moans the ghost, vanishing into green mist.

>> No.18599275

The shaman fucked off too

>> No.18599280

A 7 foot tall man with intimidating eyebrows stood watching the scence unfold and said

>> No.18599282

to Kazakhstan where he hunted for Kazakh cuties

>> No.18599283

>>18599273
might

>> No.18599285

https://youtu.be/WV2OLXzI3mQ

>> No.18599286

He drinks from the lake, unaware of the dire bacteria as they plunge down his throat

>> No.18599287

He dies immediately, again

>> No.18599288

>>18599283
be

>> No.18599294

"Damn it Beavis," sayeth Butthead "your dump went into the lake and poisoned him."

>> No.18599296

"He needed to drink the tea first to not die, but the guy that just drank didn't" said Beavis

>> No.18599297

Vim watched, angry about niggers

>> No.18599299

Wait, are some of you think Vim is like "Invader Zim" and that's why we have cartoon characters?

You fucking retards.

Proceed tho

>> No.18599304

Said the narrator, who is now Daria

>> No.18599307

The bacteria swung its axe into the soft flesh of his throat, cutting its way towards a stream of warm viscous blood.

>> No.18599309

Wait, it was actually kool-aid

>> No.18599311

>>18599288
a

>> No.18599315

That's the end of the chapter. Pack it up until the next chapter

>> No.18599320

Peter that was one of the worst cutaways you've ever done.

>> No.18599323

>>18599311
honey doughnut.

>> No.18599324

Mum pours me a glass of Kool-Aid. Tigger is bouncing on his tail across the transparent fields of refracted sun-beams; and through the glass, through the still-settling kool-aid racing around the edges of the glass, blowing against the steep, sheer cliff-faces of brilliant light, I see my mum smile.

>> No.18599335

why did this devolve into a tails get trolled episode

>> No.18599339

>“In so far as the culture industry arouses a feeling of well-being that the world is precisely in that order suggested by the culture industry, the substitute gratification which it prepares for human beings cheats them out of the same happiness which it deceitfully projects.” ― >ADORNO, THEODOR W.

>> No.18599340

>>18599335
Someone called Vim Zim and it just went that way

>> No.18599341

>>18599340
What? No it was always Zim, who the fuck are you?

>> No.18599343

Can I get a list of characters up to this point, please?

>> No.18599345

PS (and it's a post-script to myself, so I don't forget this very important, revelatory, epiphanic thought),

>> No.18599348

NIGGERS

>> No.18599360

No said the writer

>> No.18599363

boy this chapter 5 is a real doozy huh?

>> No.18599366

>>18599343
It's very simple:
-WILLIE NELSON with the TURNAROUND super-medley over TUNE IN 5,
-Daria
-Boy-puss Shinji
-Vincent "Smug" Gallo
-Beavis & Butthead
-Peetah Family
-Daria again
-Vim Zim
-ADORNO, THEODOR W.
-the Cartoon Slut House
-Hitler's niggers.

>> No.18599372

"i'm gonna put you on the retard chair!" said the....

>> No.18599374

>>18599363
You say it again, brother!

>> No.18599381

>>18599366
And there's also
-Kyle the femboy that supports child marriage
-Allah
-jackie chan
-Nora
-Sneed
-George Floyd
-Picturefag
-Teusfat(not a woman)

>> No.18599384

>>18599374
boy this chapter 5 is a real doozy huh?

>> No.18599388

>>18599372
legendary shit-grinning, crap-talking, boob-overboarding, tight-clothes-wearing, CGI-looking 1997 Lara Croft from Surrey, England. A true patriot.

>> No.18599390

*AESTHETIC FARTING NOISES*

>> No.18599401

A soft, low moan escaped from the prime ministers lips. "I want that off the record."

>> No.18599410

>>18599401
“And I want 10 plump little boys!”

>> No.18599411

>>18599366
It's "WILLIE NELSON with the TURNAROUNDPHRASE super-medley over TUNE IN 5", you fucking moron. You don't even know your classics.

>> No.18599416

>>18599401
"but prime minister" said the aidee while praying him to not

>> No.18599421

>>18599416
jump over the fence, they say.

>> No.18599441

This is how you fall. This is your demise. Get up with it, please.

>> No.18599442

A NEW FOE HAS APPEARED

>> No.18599446

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT'SSSSS THE MILLK BOTTLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

>> No.18599462
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>>18599343

>> No.18599474

ITS JULIUS NEPOS OF THE ROMANS WITH HIS HOT HUN WIFE

>> No.18599477

Divine lance loosed like a thunderbolt from the hands of St Michael into the she-beast's crapulent sphincter

>> No.18599485

With the utterly obliterated corpse of his wife in his hands Nepos decides

>> No.18599489
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Chapter 5 part 1
>>18599204
Yep, I'm putting the random thoughts in Italics like Faulkner does sometimes.
>>18599343
Characters shouldn't really matter too much. You can read this like a symphony, looking for common themes and motifs

>> No.18599495

>>18599485
he shall not kill no more.

>> No.18599497
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>> No.18599510

Uproar! Uproar! Coming from the distance, lights out at sea.

>> No.18599511

>>18599497
>>18599489
These chapters went from utter non sense to mind bending non sense.

10/10, please proceed, I'm getting pretty invested

>> No.18599515

>>18599511
You are eating shit and convincing yourself that it is chocolate. I command you to stop reading this filth immediately!

>> No.18599517

The age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists, and calculators has succeeded; and the glory of Europe is extinguished forever.

>> No.18599518

Liechtenstein

>> No.18599527

is gay.

>> No.18599534

I am

>> No.18599538

Vaduz

>> No.18599545

Still don't understand why these mountain-top-hellholes use motherfucking Swiss Francs. I mean, I get it, the monetary value and everything, the bankers, the neutrality and all...but damn, € are still the best. Fuck the £, tho. Brexit was a failure. Not that it will please 1997 Lara Croft, that bitch is a money-hungry capitalistic prostitute. Rich bitch. She probably voted for Thatcher. Even Mel B said they have "girl power", whatever that means. Rule Britannia.

Anyways, let's get back to Beavis and Butthead.

>> No.18599548

Beavis you dumbass, where are we? You've got us like, lost and stuff.

>> No.18599549

我爱北京天安门,
天安门上太阳升;
我爱北京天安门,
天安门上太阳升;

>> No.18599556

“All that is vanilla does not chocolate,
Not all those who wander are lost and found;
The old that is strong does not witer than u, Mohammed,
Roots is the best Curtis Mayfield album.

[Arson stuff],
Bounce up, face down, jump they say;
Biden's Green Plan could work but it was broken,
The pore can go fuck themselves.
Gotta throw on ya Scooby Doo's; those are shoes by the way.”
― David Foster Wallace, "BEE's Teenage Pussy Party Over the theme from JACK JOHNSON"

>> No.18599559

Hey butthead, I think we're in China. There's gooks everywhere!

>> No.18599566

And no niggers? Sounds good

>> No.18599571

-Beavis: Heh heh, I wonder if they can see us, y'know since we're like dead. Heheh, this is cool!
-Butthead: Uh huh huh, you dumbass! They wouldn't see us anyway 'cause they're Asian.
-Beavis: Heheh, oh yeah, you're right.

>> No.18599572

IMMEDIATELY STARTS TO IMITATE CRABS TO IMPOSE HIS CONTROL

>> No.18599584

"Oh snap! Here's the decaying corpse of "Electric" Deng! He wrote a book in 1997 called "Candy". It's a coming-of-age thingie with lost of heroin in it... Somehow, I feel that the Chinese are truly subhuman creatures, mounting their eternal concrete metal piles everywhere they can, copying the American system with all of its defaults, without understand what worked so well. The Chinks smile, shake your hands, but there's nothing in them. It's all vapid. Merciless dedication to the leader. Hypocrisy with their Ferraris. Cheap taste in alcohol, cars and whores. Hong-Kong and Macao were stolen from the West. We lost EVERYTHING, DAMN. FUCK THEM SO MUCH. AND I'M PART OF THE PROBLEM.".
1997 Lara was on the verge of the floor. The tears were flowing out of her ludicrous cartoonish 3D eyes. She dropped her clothes, letting her feet in mid-air, seeing what would happen if she let herself go one last time.
"This can't be it. This can't. No fucking WAY. NO FUCKING WAY. NO, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING. AHHHHHHHHH. FUCK YOU DAD. I CURSE YOU SO MUCH YOU DAMN BASTARD. I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING YOU MADE ME DO I HATE YOU. JUMP THEY SAY? WELL, I DON'T CARE FUCKING CARE ANYMORE. YOU MADE ME DO THIS. THIS IS HOW YOU FALL, THIS IS MY DEMISE, I'LL GET UP WITH-

(in italic : siren noises, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm3YrAkHVlQ))

>> No.18599585

Bevis and Butthead while continuing their epic banter are being watched. Their every step being monitored and a rifle sight pointed on their heads. The man in charge of the operation to kill them, his name.

>> No.18599591

"Motherfuckers. You stole my place 30 years ago. Even your movie was better than mine. It's time for my revenge", said Æon from an automatic sniper, as she was aiming for Beavis' head in Shanghai.

>> No.18599592

is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18599597

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18599599

OUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I TUOI OCCHI NELLA NOTTE

>> No.18599601

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18599605

*deep inhale*

*AESTHETIC FART*

>> No.18599606

(Æon for short)

>> No.18599608

?

>> No.18599610

Said Beavis

>> No.18599614

HOLY SHIT, IT'S GETTING INTENSE, ÆON IS AIMING FOR BEAVIS OH MY GOD, QUICK SOME PICK UP THE BACKGROUND MUSIC

>> No.18599616

Said butthead

>> No.18599617

>>18599614
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MADE TO WAIVE THE FLAG

>> No.18599619

But before I finish this story, I have to tell you another story:

>> No.18599620

Once upon a

>> No.18599625

You see Æon was sort of retarded and had ties to the Uzbek government.

>> No.18599627

Once upon a...

>> No.18599628

OTHER STORY FINISHED NOW BACK TO ACTION

>> No.18599631

She shot, but he was a ghost or like a zombie or something, he was already dead so it didn't matter. The tension wasn't real.

>> No.18599633

Uh

>> No.18599634

Uh, Beavis, that guy liked tried to shoot you

>> No.18599636

The Jew fears the Samurai

>> No.18599637

Isn't Æon a chick?

>> No.18599640

Oh yeah

>> No.18599641

everyone was so confused that no one noticed the rebirth of

>> No.18599643

Hitler

>> No.18599644

Huh, what, you bunghole? If it's a chick then why does he have short hair?

>> No.18599650

the prime minister stood to the balcon and said
"people of the heart, get ready for

>> No.18599651

Tomboy, obviously

>> No.18599653

We should like, get some weapons so we can fight back, and kick that guy's ass.

>> No.18599657

They reach into their

>> No.18599660

pockets and pull out

>> No.18599661

Their pockets

>> No.18599663

which are filled with

>> No.18599666

Agent Bloodfart pulled out his gun and shot a dog, because that's what punk is about. I worked at Panda Express

>> No.18599667

The little Princess Samsara was resting in her perfectly decored pink bedroom. She waved her tiny crown from her head, and rest it next to her, on a spacious marble desk.
Behind her door, she could hear her parents, Queen Nimara and King Caius arguing about some kind of tragedy.
"She killed herself. In Shanghai. Her speech was incoherent and was recorded over this tape, thanks to the help of a local inhabitant."
This was the voice of a random lakey. All of them had their rigid black costumes. Samsara always thought they looked very innocent, except during the Agharta's Annual Military Marches, with their iron-leaden pointy spears. She had nightmares where she jumps, trips on the floor, clips through the ground and and gets impaled on these hellish sticks.
Samsara put her head through the door, she could hear her mother weep.

After a long pause, the King spoke again. He seemed...concerned. She would have never thought him, a protective, confident, collected man such as her father, to doubt himself.
"I-I... I need some time for myself. I'll have to declare three days of mourning. It's the least I can do for Lara. She knew us so well. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a horrible day for the Kingdom."

>> No.18599670

We like don't have any money. How are we gonna get some weapons if we dont have any money

>> No.18599672

>>18599657
>>18599660
>>18599661
I can't fucking breathe

>> No.18599678

George Floyd said before he died... Anyway

>> No.18599679

>>18599672
You don't need to breathe when you're dead. uhuuhuhuhuh

>> No.18599681

"Onlyfans"

>> No.18599682

>>18599511
This is gonna be difficult to get it all down, but I'll try. Also once I've finished this next part it'll be the start of chapter 6
>>18599515
Oh yeah, and what are you doing here?

>> No.18599685

Hey Butthead, I just got an idea. Why don't we like, take pictures of ourselves being sexy, and like sell them to these Chinese chicks for money?

>> No.18599688

George Floyd is a stupid nigger and he's probably alive in the Bahamas somewhere.

>> No.18599690

Okay

>> No.18599695

>>18599688
I don't see what that has to do with anything. Here, take a picture of me while I floss my anus with this gstring

>> No.18599696

I'm serious, fuck that nigger

>> No.18599698

Are you okay?

>> No.18599702

Heheh, oh yeah. Derek Chauvin is cool, he kicks ass hehehe!

>> No.18599708

Uh, okay?

>> No.18599712

An off duty police officer sees beavis and Butt-Head and

>> No.18599713

Come on Beavis, let's go sell these pictures of your winking bunghole for cash. We need to find some chicks that will buy it from us.

>> No.18599714

So the off duty police officer came on Beavis, to be clear

>> No.18599717

Butthead is arrested in Shanghai for attempting to distribute child pornography.

Meanwhile at the house of representatives...

>> No.18599720

Child pornography is voted to be based so all charges are dropped, back to Beavis and Butt-Head

>> No.18599726

Now that we're back to Beavis and butthead, they sell their home-made pornography to the president of China I can't remember the fucker's name

>> No.18599728

Isn't Kim jong-un the president of China?

>> No.18599731

>>18599728
No

>> No.18599732

Xi Jinping gives 22 million Yen to Beavis and Butthead while to jerks off to Beavis' bunghole

The young boys are now ready to begin their quest

>> No.18599737

For

>> No.18599740

vengeance

>> No.18599741

.

>> No.18599743

the tainted black grail containing chicken sandwich

>> No.18599746

Smells like

>> No.18599751

is the first gift of creation

>> No.18599754

meth crotchrot and a pile of burning tires

>> No.18599757

beavis purchasses from a vending machine in Guangzhou (a city in China) a 12 foot long katana

>> No.18599761

No sleep till Brooklyn

>> No.18599762

He places it in his wallet for safe keeping

>> No.18599765

-his wallet has an infinite storage capacity and always remains the same weight and size-

>> No.18599767

butthead pays for shaolin monastery lessons and harnesses the arcane power to create and control covid 19

>> No.18599768

footside note: this capter was very long.

>> No.18599771

>>18599768
I mean, chapter. I'm really high right now

>> No.18599781

ok chapter 6 starts here. I've nearly finished writing all this down

>> No.18599787

Back to Vim/Zim in front of Peter Griffin, chapter 4 was largely a cutaway gag by Peter

>> No.18599788

The psychiatrist readjusted his glasses and was focusing on Lara. Instead of her usual skimpy clothes, she wore something modest. A simple pair of holey jeans, a random violet T-shirt with the inscription “San Diego Club 1983” that didn’t match with her Nike trainers, some kind of shabby jacket she had found by surprise in one of her many drawers, at her mansion. Her hair wasn’t made, no make-up too. Curled up, she stared at the ground.

"So...what happened?"
“I…had a nightmare.”
“A nightmare? Really?”
“Yes. I… I felt like I was dying.”
“And…? How did you… “die”, as you say?” (he was making these scare quotes on “die”. She hated that so much. Made her recoil her stomach.)
“Huh…a train, at full speed, through a darkly tunnel. I heard people shouting orders. Jump, they said. And so, I jumped.”
(beat)
“Yes, that’s what happened.”
Her voice was shaky. Lacked breath.
“How long have you been battling these thoughts, Miss…huh…(checks notebook)… Miss Croft?”
“A…a long time. It’s been almost a decade I’ve been…hardly sleeping. Sometimes i'm doing good, other times, not really. Had to take Zolpidem for quite a few months, and I felt way better. But I feel i’m getting addicted to these pills. I wanted to stop yesternight. It…

(beat)

"Let's say it didn’t work.”

She stared with shame at the floor. The psychiatrist kept stabbing her face with his googly eyes.

"I see."

>> No.18599789

>>18599787
You fucking retard, it's chapter 5 that's a cutaway gag

>> No.18599790

"So anyway who are you, and why should I care" bellows Chad Peter to Virgin Zim

>> No.18599791

"Peter stop making long and nosensical cutaways, it's gonna cost us a lot of money"
Lois said

>> No.18599792

"wait, are we like next to a psychiatrist's office or something?" Said the virgin Vim

>> No.18599794

Peter pulls out his

>> No.18599795

Jesus Christ The Risen Lord

>> No.18599801

I'm so sorry you had to be in this story, Jesus

>> No.18599804

All statements before, after and this present one are null voided. The paradox is, in itself, the proof of the statement.

>> No.18599806

Lois is sexy she has a nice fat butt and perky tits and a salient kike schnozz that gets Zim erect but nobody notices because he has a micropenis

>> No.18599807

Spread out the Earth upon the waters, hallelujah

>> No.18599809

Said Sneed

>> No.18599810

suddendly the police raided the whole building

>> No.18599811

(Really, you're still reading this?)

>> No.18599812
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[ERROR]

Chapter 5 part 3

>> No.18599816

Turns out, they were all in building apperently, and it's being raided.

>> No.18599817
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[ERROR]

And finally Chapter 5 part 4. I'm going to read something proper for a bit

>> No.18599819

FBI OPEN UP

WE'VE RECEIVED REPORTS OF

>> No.18599820

Long retarded Cutaway gags

>> No.18599822

Agent Bloodfart began blasting away with his 3000 dollar tacticool AR-15 with a 3%er punisher skull emblazoned on it. He hit every dog in the room.

>> No.18599828

There were no dogs in the room so in other words he missed

>> No.18599829

"fuck" said Agent Bloodfart

>> No.18599830

"they can't talke us if we dance the macarena!"
Peter said while

>> No.18599831

sucking Lois' tits

>> No.18599835

And Reading this book (this one that's being written, Peter Griffin knows how the story ends)

>> No.18599837

>>18599817
Thank you for your service. Enjoy your hemorrhage

>> No.18599840

The dogs instead were kept in the enclosed pool area, Agent Bloodfart was fucking with a mean man but not a dumb one

>> No.18599841

Two

>> No.18599842

Brian Griffin comes and bites the agent in the ass, but it's a big mistake

>> No.18599843

How the fuck is /lit/ making the most retarded story I ever read?

>> No.18599844

Brian is the dog in family guy, is he?

>> No.18599845

And since that is the case you just know.

>> No.18599846

Agent Bloodfart instead reminisced about his childhood and of his sister and their childhood shared inside the trailer park

>> No.18599850

behind the trailer park was a creek that the two of them would go to and he would shove leaves inside her vagina as his natural masculine spirit instructed him to do so

>> No.18599853

>>18599849
>>18599849
>>18599849

>> No.18599855

Vincent "Smug" Gallo had his own interesting fate. He directed, wrote and produced two movies : "Buffalo '66" (1998) and "The Brown Bunny" (2003), with the famous fellatio scene featuring Chlöé Sévigny and a soundtrack by notorious heroin addict and pretentious asshat John Frusciante.

They're virtually the same movie. The scenery however changes : pre-9/11 NYC for "Buffalo '66" and Bush-era far-West for "The Brown Bunny". But except that, it's the same old shit (tm). It probably explains why Gallo hasn't released anything yet. He's a drifting grifter. As a teen, he used to record a series of punk demos in his garage with other kids. They were all later combined in 2003 as a special CD package released on the Warp Records label, mostly known for IDM and experimental synth-pop, probably as a promotional tool for "The Brown Bunny".

Gallo hasn't done anything interesting since then. I don't what he has become. What I know however is that he's mourning the death of Barbara Bush. Reagan was also one of his personal heroes. 2004, what a year. He considers himself to be a true "patriot". Which is quite ironic, considering he lives and owns property in California.

>> No.18599873

>>18599855
(DON'T MIND THIS PARAGRAPH, HERE'S THE CORRECT VERSION)

Vincent "Smug" Gallo had his own interesting fate. He directed, wrote and produced two movies : "Buffalo '66" (1998) and "The Brown Bunny" (2003), with the famous fellatio scene featuring Chlöé Sévigny and a soundtrack by notorious heroin addict and pretentious asshat John Frusciante.

They're virtually the same movie. The scenery however changes : pre-9/11 NYC for "Buffalo '66" and Bush-era far-West for "The Brown Bunny". But except that, it's the same old shit (tm). It probably explains why Gallo hasn't released anything yet. He's a drifting grifter. As a teen, he used to record a series of punk demos in his garage with other kids. They were all later combined in 2003 as a special CD package released on the Warp Records label, mostly known for IDM and experimental synth-pop, probably as a promotional tool for "The Brown Bunny".

Gallo hasn't done anything interesting since then. I don't what he has become. What I know however is that he's mourning the death of Barbara Bush. Reagan was also one of his personal heroes. 2004, what a year. He considers himself to be a true "patriot". Which is quite ironic, considering he lives and owns property in California.