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Reposting this gem:
>shaniqua, lighta my life, fiyah of deez nuts. my hustle, my soul. sha-- nigga I'on kno how to spell dat shiet. she sha, dusty-ass sha, in da mo'nin', a lil shawty bouncin' on ma dikk. she shaquanda in a thotty alphet. she shanice failin' on her ged'z. she sha'rhondá to da lapd. but in dis nigga armz she alwayz shaniqua. wuz dere a old bitch? yezzir, fo sho sho. matta fact, ain't no shaniqua at all if I ain't creep wit a lil nigglet 1 summa. In a long beach trap. nigga wen? when shanique jus a lil nutbust n I first get nappy hairz on dis nigga dikk. u can alwayz count on a killa fo a sikk flo.

>> No.18310549

>in da beginin was da word. and da word was with jah, and da word was jah. das how it be in da beginin wit jah. e'rything wuz made by him, and widout him, dere's nothin. in him was life, and dat life was the light of man and shiet. and da light was bright in da darkness, and the darkness dint know shiet. dere was a man sent from jah, he wuz ma nigga john. john came to witness da light so dat all y'all could believe. he wuz not dat light, he just told us bout it. dat light wuz true, and make all us know bout it. he wuz with us, he made us, and we killed his ass. well, it was da joos. he came to da joos, and dey killed his ass. but to the onez dat believe in him, he makes us da sons of jah. we born, not of humans, but of jah. and da word becomes da flesh, and came to us. and we saw his glory and shiet, and it was da truth. ma nigga john saw him, and said dis him. came after me, better den me, cause he jah and shiet. and we got his grace. da law was given by dat whiteboi moses, but truth came from ma nigga jesus. no one saw jah, cept for jesus. he told us bout 'im

>> No.18310620

>>18310549
kek

>> No.18310942

>>18310549
That's literally how English used to sound until Latin ruined it.

https://youtu.be/3lXv3Tt4x20

>> No.18311668

>>18310942
>ruined it

>> No.18311702

>>18310942
until it became civilized

>> No.18311760

>>18310549
Isn’t this an official bible translation? It reminds me a lot of pidgin English.

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>>18310524

>> No.18313491

Yo! For a long tahme I would go ta bed early. Slap mah fro! Sometahmes, like, wow, da ca'le bisly out, man, mah eyes closed so quahckly dat I dahd not 'as tahme ta tell mahself: “I’m fallahng asleep.” And half a hour la'er da thought dat aht was tahme ta loaahahght for sleep would awaken me; I would make as ahf ta put away da boaahahght whahch I ahmagahned was stahll ahn mah ha's, a' ta blow out da lahght; I had gone on thahnkahng, oh, baby, whahle I was asleep, like, about what I had jus' been readahng, but dase thoughts had gakn a radar peculahar turn; aht seemed ta me dat I mahself was da ahmmedahate subject of mah boaahahght: a church, man, a quartet, like, da rahvalry between Fraçoahs I a' Charles V. dahs ahmpressahon would persahst for some moments after I awaahahghte; aht dahd not offend mah reason, but lay lahke sTaiwo Pes upon mah eyes a' prevented dem from regahsterahng da fact dat da ca'le was nah longer burnahng. Then aht would begahn ta seem unahntellahgahble, mostly, as da thoughts of a prevahous exahstence must be after reahnrahzzaatahon; da subject of mah boaahahght would separate ahtself from me, oh, baby, bouncahng me free ta apply mahself ta aht or not; a' at da sise tahme mah sahght would return a' I would be astanahshed ta fahnd mahself ahn a state of darkness, pleasat a' restful enough for mah eyes, but even mo, perhaps, for mah mahnd, ta whahch aht appeisd ahncomprehensahble, wahthout a cause, somethahng dark ahndeed.

>> No.18313504

>>18310524
Call me Daquan.

>> No.18313552

>>18313504
kek

>> No.18313573

>>18313504
>didn't say Call me Queequeg

>> No.18313688

>moms dead today or yesteday shieet ion kno. Sumone hit my line from the crib: “moms dead. funeral tomorro. your nigga.” That don’t mean shiet, huh mayb it wuz yesteday.

>> No.18313755

>>18310524
>I holla bout a glizzy and a nigguh,
>dis da nigga dat wuz first blown into dis hood

>> No.18313839

some ruff ass indian niggas, bout a hunret of 'em. most of them wildin' ass niggaz barely had any fuckin clothes on, some of these niggas lookt like dey had a fuckin bathrobe or some shit like some shit you see when you smoke dat SHERM nigga, like some dem had blood on 'em and sum dem wuz wearin some pimp shit like a fur coat but tore up from da floor up know'm'sayin, some dem niggas wearin some ol' ass civil war jacket like dey capped some cracka muthafuckin' slave owner and jacked his shit, then one of dem niggas was wearin' a fuckin' Abe Linkem hat, but get this shit, one of dem niggas was wearin' a fuckin' wedding dress! i ain't lettin no nigga like that roll with me cuz ay I DON'T PLAY DAT GAY SHIT BRUH, so any fuckin' way you wudn't believe deez crazy ass indian niggas, some of dem was wearin' like viking helmets and samurai armor or some shit like AY MUHFUCKA WHAT IS THIS HALLOWEEN IN DA WHITE HOOD? AY ONE OF THESE NIGGAS GOT HIS COAT ON ASS BACKWARDS LIKE THIS NIGGA DRUNK OFF HIS ASS BEFORE HE EVEN GOT OUTTA BED. FUCK OUTTA HERE BRUH. any way nigga pass the blunt lemme hit dat, these circus ass, halloween fuckin indian niggas start poppin' off from dey horses OOLA-OOLA-OOOLA-OOOOO or some shit bruh bruh and dey straight fucked up Jardaxius and Kwantarius like pour one out for dem niggas cuz dem indians smoked dem niggaz

>> No.18313996

>>18313573
Queequeg wasn’t black, he was south seas, so it should be:
Call me Daggoo. Or even Call me Pip.
The African harpooner and the Black American cabin boy.

>> No.18314002

Sometimes I be chillin and imaginin that good shit, u kno? Like I be standing in sum dead azz field or shit and these nappy haired chilluns come runnin up in that shit and going over the cliff and shit. Like damn nigga! So I be grabbin em and shit, I yellin, “hell naw u phony azz niggas ain’t going over no cliff. If you be trying it I’m going to catch your ass up in this rye field.” And I would do that shit, u feel me?

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>>18313504
Lotta years ago, fuck if I kno how many

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>>18313491
Proust and Ebonics... Very nice

>> No.18314973

>>18310524
One morn' aft5er a bad sleep n'sheit, mah homie gregor wake up tarnsformed into a 'roach. He wuz chilling on his back on the family crib, and saw his adbomedn'sheit, dark an curvy. He had several tiny ass legs, in comparison wif his old ones.

>> No.18314992

>meno: ayo Socrateez what be the meanin of virtue and shieet? Can a nigga learn virtue or is i' somdin that a nigga be born wit?
>Socrateez: you be askin bou' some deep shiet my nigga. Lemme hit dis blunt right quick. You got a nigga thinkin and shiet, naw mean?
>Socrateez hits the blunt and runs his fingers through his fro
>Socrateez: ayo hit me with some fax tho. Whachu think virtue be, my nigga?
>Meno: I ain't no shit das why I be axin you. Pass me dat blunt and let a nigga think yuh hurr
>Socrateez passes the blunt. With 10k on his wrist, Meno hits the blunt and exhales the smoke out of his enormous nostrils.
>Meno: what was we tal'in bout tho?

>> No.18315010

>>18314992
kek

>> No.18315012

hey i just wanted to say that I hate niggers for making this planet a doomed wreck

>> No.18315037

>in da shade of da house, in da sunshine of da projects, in da piss filled alleyways, deshawn, da handsome dealers son, grew up with his nigga marquis.

>> No.18315044

>>18314992
fucking retard this isn't a translation

>> No.18315176

>>18315012
I am black. My cock is decently sized for my race. (7.2" x 6" girth)

What will you do with this information?

>> No.18315247

>>18315176
Nigger?

>> No.18315958

>>18315044
You seem to have a lot of needless anger. Try letting go of it.

>> No.18316003

>>18310524
>See the niglet. He be all ashy an shiet, real bony nigga he be, ya feel me?

>> No.18316072

>>18315958
Let it go without any disgusting Latin in it:

The snow glows white on the barrow tonight
Not a footthrutch to be seen
A kingdom of loneliness
And it looks like I'm the queen
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've strived
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Hide it, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Wend away and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the storm burst on
The cold never bothered me anyway
It's funny how some farness makes everything look small
And the fears that once begrasped me can't get to me at all
It's time to see what I can do
To test the thresholds and break through
No right, no wrong, no laws for me
I’m free
Let it go, let it go
I am one with the wind and lift
Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me weep
Here I stand and here I bide
Let the storm burst on
My might flurries through the lift into the ground
My soul is swirling in frozen shardlings all about
And one thought cristallens like an icy blast
I'm never going back, the yore is in the yore
Let it go, let it go
When I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That flawless girl is gone
Here I stand in the light of day
Let the storm burst on
The cold never bothered me anyway

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>>18310524

>> No.18316279

Fucked up shit be your bars, old nigga, the crazy shit of Achilles, that made them Achean bitches cry and killed many real niggas and gangstas, leaving them to be food for them stanky ahh dogs n birds n shit; all cuz that old ahh faggot ahh nigga Zeus.

Spit, muse, about that crazy nigga, kicked out the hood n going through some real shit, after hittin a lick on da fancy ahh crib of Troy.

I be spittin bout gang shit and a nigga who bangs. A real OG from Troy, he came to Italy fo the bitches, a nigga on the run, this OG, going through some real shit on sea and on land by some fat smacks from the wind or some shit - cuz of that crazy bitch Juno.

>> No.18316287

>i talmbout niggas an gats

>> No.18316288
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>>18314992
kek

>> No.18316329

>>18315044
Shut the fuck up

>> No.18316381

Auden, W. H. Nod too close to dat cats potry, but them translations ev sum serious fuck ups
Austen, Jane. that bitch be fine nigga.
Balzac, Honoré de. Mediocre. That aint no realism dawg, just sum platidudes man
Barbusse, Henri. Aint no OG that whiteboi, yall think his writing is all tense and shit, but aint that but loose man
Barth, John. "Lost in da funhouse" that one be fine, some thicc ass swift speckled imagry ya hear me?
Beckett, Samuel. That old dude write some nice novellas, but those plays aint straight
Bely, Andrei.
Petersburg. that book be sittin in da top three, some sweet ass fantasy on that nigga
Bergson, Henri. Mostly OGs reading that
Blok, Alexander. dem little OGs be reading that nigga, those lyrics be fine homie, but them long pieces? Nah man, aint no Homer.
Borges, Jorge Luis. Shout out to mah homie! Yall freely breath in dem sweet ass labyrinths. That dude thinks straight, that poetry be fine. Dat nigga got some talent yo.
Brecht, Bertolt. Ey who dat? The fuck otta here!
Brooke, Rupert. Them OGs used to read that cat, but aint nobody doing dat anymore
Browning, Robert. Writer for them little OGs
Bryusov, Valery. I dunno man
Camus, Albert. Ey that french boi aint straight ya hear me? Aint got no time for that bitch ass bullshit
Carroll, Lewis. Shout out to dat nigga, wanna see those picnics ya all hear me? Wrote da best for them tiny OGs!
Chekhov, Anton. Little OGs like dat cat. God some talent on that nigga, but aint no genius. Iz mah homie maan, dunno why togh!
Chernyshevsky, Nikolai. Ey dat nigga god it tough man, but them work could be better man.
Chesterton, G. K. Another writer for them little OGs. Romance my ass homie, only in the large sense ya hear me?
Conrad, Joseph. Again them little OGs. Aint got nuthing on Hemingway and Wells that whiteboi. Writes like some souvenir shop, all cliches and sheeed. Aint no writing that bitch ass bullshit mashelf.
Dostoevsky, Fyodor. Fuck dat Russian nigga! He be some sell out clumsy ass vulgar bitch, all propheting an sheet. That whiteboi journalism is some bullshit.

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>> No.18316650

>>18316450
>The Phrenological Science
Kek

>> No.18316747
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>> No.18316864

>>18310524
>weh ritaboutnow? who ritaboutnow? wen ritaboutnow? not sus. ah. sez ah. boolshiet. sus shiet, smakk, call em dat. go own, go own, call dat gone, call dat own. poss'ble dat 1 day, gone own, dat 1 day dis nigga jus stay in, in weh. steada gone out, like da dusty olniggas, ou tah spend day & nite as fah way poss'ble, aint fah. mayb das how it began. u think u jus shleep, bedda ta acc wen da time cumz, or nigga u kno jus, & den u find yoself so beat u cant do no shiet neva again. wateva, how. dat shiet, sez it, aint kno-in wat. mayb ah jus sedst yis in da en 2 a ol thang. but ah aint don shiet. ah iz ta run ma mouf, aint me, bout me, aint bout me. deez ez barz 4 da intro. wat iz ah gon do, wat iz ah finna do, wat ah hafta do, in dis case, wut? jus thru ignance? or thru yezzirz & heel nawz dat playd deyself wen sed, or ritaboutnow or in a minn? in genral. dere bouttabe udda shiftz (but ion know: ion wurk). if nah it be raggedyass as fukk. but it iz raggedyass as fukk. ah gotsta say befo da udda shiet, all da udda shiet, dats ah sez ignance but shiet ion kno wat dat meanz. can a nigga be (*nigga dis aint no real wurd*) udda den ignant? ion kno. aint da same wit da yezzirz & heel nahz, dey gon cum bakk 2 me as ah gone & howta, like da popeyez chikken, shiet own alla dem ya hurd. da fact iz, mayb, if ah can speak of dem thangz, dat not jus ah gon gotsta speak bout thangz dat ah caynt, but also, wats een mo inneressin, iz dat ah, if dis can be een mo inneressin, dat ah gotsta, ah shiet ah fugget, ahh fuckett. & at da same time a nigga gotsta speak. us niggaz can neva shut da heel up. neva.

>> No.18316877

>>18310549
>him
>not 'heem'

>> No.18316891

>>18315012
I'm bigger than you

>> No.18317122

>>18310524
This is a commie-trans-leftist board. Please go back to your /b/oard or to /pol/

>> No.18317193

>>18310524
W'en dat nigag based zarasus who wasn sus at all had hustld for a long ass time he w'en and left da hood and de streets of da hood and wen to hustle sumwere else yo .he killed bein jus a real nigga with god n dat shit nevva got bitch ass borin even jus doin it himself. one day 'e was tired tho like actually from like clapping cave cheeks and shiet and he wuz wantin some bitches and shiet n said for all dem real niggas who wuz no niggas bcuz he wuz alone and shiet and no niggas be as real as big zaz "I be tired of this" to de sun cos he was a girl nigga who didn't bow before no one. not the whiteboi sun or even gawd. and said "how could you be clapping if I was not here taking it" and he was a gansta a real nigga so it wasn't gay.

>> No.18317343

>>18310524
Yo! Lolahta, man, lahght of mah lahfe, man, fahre of mah loahns. My sahn, like, mah soul. Lo-lee-ta: da tahp of da tangue takahng a trahp of three steps doeswn da palate ta tap, like, at three, on da grahllz. Slap mah fro! Lo. Lee. What it is, Mama! Don' make me come ova there bitch... Ta. Sheeeiit. She was Lo, oh, baby, plaahn Lo, ahn da mornahng, like, sta'ahng four feet ten ahn one sock. She was Lola ahn slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on da doestted lahne. What it is, fer shure, Mama! But ahn mah arms she was always Lolahta. Sheeeiit.

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>>18316072
This is not the response I expected

>> No.18317419
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It wuz da best uhh times, it wuz da wors' uhh times, it wuz da age uhh wisd-uh-m, it wuz da age uhh foo' lishnis, it wuz da time uhh belief, it wuz da time uhh unbelief, it wuz da season uhh Light, it wuz da season uhh dark, it wuz da spring uhh hope, it wuz da winna' uhh no hope, we had everyfing 'fore us, we had nuffin 'fore us, we wuz allz goin' direct da otha' way -- in short, da period wuz liek da present, dat some uhh its loudess authorties be like it gon' be received, fo' good oh fo' evil, in da highest degree uhh comparison only.

>> No.18317436

>>18313839
What's the original?

>> No.18317456

>>18317343
lol wtf is this, this reads more like Dr. Nick from the simpsons than aave. Op's is better too.

>> No.18317471

Mistah Kurtz
He dead

>> No.18317565

>>18317456
Dyzbürdguury, dyzzüv abgruz öthnyz dyzugüur, ruzuarz abgruz öthnyz rḧyghgyzdaz. Öthnyz dazgyz, öthnyz dazbakh. Rḧygh-dyzguhr-anry: häz anruzamb abgruz häz gzÿvzybzræmb anrbæåz y uẗhwrütḧ abgruz anrnørv bgåzzambdaz urzvrøg häz zambhruzrüth gzÿv krÿnzamb, yanr anrnørv, nuz häz anrguhrmyrb. Rḧygh. Dyzguhr. Anry.

Dazzar gḧurdaz Rḧygh, zambdyzygyz Rḧygh, gyz häz hẅogzorgḧakh, zæhrbort ruzärrz güurborz kḧrüz gyz züürd brärgḧrhÿgḧ. Dazzar gḧurdaz Dyzbürdy gyz ærrzrhÿgḧdaz. Dazzar gḧurdaz Urzbürdbrav yanr dazbryvdrubdyz. Dazzar gḧurdaz Urzbürdärzdaz nuz häz urzbzurbräv gævrmuz. Gorzurrz gyz öthnyz ybaæzdaz dazzar gḧurdaz hruznæåzdaz Dyzbürdguury

>> No.18317745

>>18317384
=)

>> No.18317779

>>18316381
based nabakov appreciator

>> No.18317857

>>18310524
you can tell his brain is just about half the size of that of the white guy behind him just by looking at the picture.

>> No.18317959

>>18316202
topkek holy shit

>> No.18318038

>>18317436
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/328033-a-legion-of-horribles-hundreds-in-number-half-naked-or

>> No.18318122

>>18310524
That's black Lolita right ?

>> No.18318198

In sum place in Detroit, fuck knows where exactly, there lived a real nigga with a charged glock, old beat to shit jordans, a rickety ass lexus and a loyal dawg.

>> No.18318212

>>18310524
This tech shieet, been a disaster, for da human race, my niggia.

>> No.18318323

Ayo so hol' up hol' up so this bitch ass cracka nigga jew boy woke up all busted and shiiet and bomboclaat my nigga I be tellin yo fo realz n shiiiiet dat nigga gon and turned his white nigga bitch ass into a mofucking bitch ass giant nigga bitch beetle.

>> No.18318340

>>18310524
You just sound salty at how pic related is probably more attractive than you.
Still, nice repost.

>> No.18318582

Ayo fools, niggas, crackas; listen to this shiet real quick.
I here to take a knee for Floyd, not to steal his gat.
He done did some gangsta shit,
but there be an astronaut in that coffin.

>> No.18318682

>>18315176
Lol your larping dick isn’t even as big as my real white one
>>18316891
No you’re not; cope and seethe

>> No.18318712

>>18314002
He rapes his sistah, Shaniquazella

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Sumwun musta been fake snitchin againzt dat nigga Pooh Shiesty cuz da pigz took him dis mownin fuck 12 he dindu nuffin fr fr i swear on my moms yo. Da dopemane his babymomma Fuqisha Sneedington brought 2 da bando who used ta bring Pooh a pint of Actavis mixd wit dat Sprite u kno I’m sayin my nigga erry mownin n sheeit like dat nigga like didn’t come dis time what da fucc my nigga he like disappeared on some Criss Angel type gang shit nahmean. Shit neva happend befo.

>> No.18318918

>>18313996
>The African harpooner and the Black American cabin boy.
that'd make for a nice book desu

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>Coo' is da po' in spirit, dey get Heaven
>Coo' is da niggas wit dead homies, dey get to feel guuuuud, nowatamsayin'?
>Coo' is da quiet, dey get da Erf
>Coo' is da hungry fo' payback, dey get it
>Coo' is da nigga dat holds back, udder niggas hold back on him
>Coo' is da ride-or-die niggas, dey get to see Gawd
>Coo' is da homies wit' th' chill, dey get to be Gad's sons
>Coo' is the niggas in jail when he dindu nuttin', dey also get Heaven
>Yous Coo' when you got haters dat takin' trash cuz uv Me
>Holla and kick back cuz you got sumt'n gud in Heaven, like de OG niggas

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>>18310549
>>18318924

>> No.18318967

>>18310549
hallelujah mah brotha

>> No.18319056

>>18316287
KEK

>> No.18319122

>Fo' real I don't wanna be a hater but his shit's just wack. It's crazy I gotta say it. He can't rap, he can't flow, he got no rap game I can see. But 6ix9ine is like tupac compared to dis nigga. We got no standards. Yeah he was a real nigga and been thru some shit but that dont mean I wanna hear him

>> No.18319214

>>18318198
kek

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>>18318340

>> No.18319238

Tomorrow, and tomorrow and another one
Rolls up this slackin ass pace from day to day
To the last bar of recording rhymes
And all them other days finna bodied some wilin niggas
Peace, peace, bitch ass candle!
Life ain't shit, flexin' his nuts up on the stage
And then he aint run his mouth no moe. It's some bullshit told by a bitch, full of all that noise but ain't about nothin'


Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

>> No.18319286

>O.G. Shaquille done fucked up by dreams of frontin and sheit. He knowed that he was no fly nigga no more, but a nigga fly.

>> No.18319341

To chill or not to chill, that's what's up:
Do it be flyer in my mind to fuck wit
The blickies and gats of some fucked up shit
Or strap up and run up on em
And by beefing gank those muthafuckas?

>> No.18319649

yo, e'erone knows this sheeit: thatta single nigga wit a flyass fortune, finna cop a fineass shawty

>> No.18319673

>>18310942
>ruined it.
it did the best it could, still a nigger tier language

>> No.18319678

>>18310942
sounds like irish/scotish

>> No.18319757

Some tea errbody know is dat a sangle brotha with fat money GOTTA be lookin fo’ a honey.

>> No.18319768

>Sons by Ivan Turgenev
>Go Riot by Honore de Balzac
>LaLita by Vladimir Nabokov

>The Lyin’ Bitch and the Courtroom by CS Lewis
>Dindu Nuffin and Racist Oppression by Fyodor Dostoevsky
>Deuces to Choppas by Ernest Hemingway
>The Trap House of Atlanta by Stendhal
>Becky by Daphne Du Maurier
>The 50-Round Drum by Günter Grass
>Tha Block by Cormac McCarthy
>My Tonya by Willa Cather
>The Snitch on the Stand by Stephen King
>Lil Kim by Rudyard Kipling
>Coon by Frank Herbert
>Detroiters by James Joyce
>Finessin’ by Jane Austen
>White Bois by Don DeLillo

>> No.18319786

Confesion: I actualy like ebonics and think it sounds better than certain other english dialects (especialy the southern one)

>> No.18319992

>>18319786
please just go back

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>Be me
>Try to watch sports
>This entire video plays before the game https://youtu.be/kW8cTUJDLAM
>Search "nigger fatigue" on Google
>All results are anti-racist
>Head over to /lit
>This is the first thread I see

>> No.18320027

>>18310524
Yo! Dis nigga, son of Jordan Peeleus his bones spurs, sing me da track O Shaneequa.

>> No.18320037

Baby shizzark, dizzle doo doo doo diznoo doo
baby shizzark, doo doo doo diznoo dizzay doo
Baby shark, dizzoo doo doo doo dizzay dizzay
Baby shizzle!

Mizzle shiznark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommizzle shark, dizzle dizzoo diznoo dizzay dizzoo doo
Mizzle shark, doo doo doo doo dizzle diznoo
Mizzle S-H-to-tha-izzark!

Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo dizzay doo
Daddy shark, doo diznoo dizzy doo doo diznoo
Daddy shark, doo dizzle doo diznoo dizzoo doo
Daddy shark!

Grandma shark, dizzoo doo doo dizzoo dizzle doo
Grandma shark, dizzoo doo doo doo dizzoo dizzoo
Grandma shiznark, dizzy doo doo doo dizzle diznoo
Grandma shark droppin hits!

Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo dizzy doo
Grizzandpa shiznark, dizzy doo doo dizzay dizzay doo
Grandpa shark, doo doo diznoo doo doo dizzy
Grandpa shark!

Let go hunt, dizzle dizzay doo doo doo doo
Let go hizzunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo dizzy
Let go hunt!

Run awizzle, diznoo doo doo doo doo doo
Rizzle awizzle, doo doo dizzle dizzay doo doo
Riznun away, doo dizzay dizzle doo doo dizzoo
Run away!

Safe at liznast, dizzay doo doo doo dizzle dizzle
Safe at lizzay, doo doo doo dizzle diznoo dizzy
Sizzay at last, doo dizzle doo diznoo doo doo
Safe at last! It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg.

It tha end, doo diznoo doo dizzy dizzoo doo
It tha end, doo doo doo doo doo diznoo
It tha end, doo dizzle diznoo doo doo doo
It tha end because doggs make tha world a better place!

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>> No.18320122
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18320122

Romey n' dat Julie Hoe -- Willie Shakes
Muh Dick -- Jermaine Melly
Da Wonderous Whiz of Shabboz -- X
Docta Leroy Franks -- Monique Sellers

>> No.18320248

>>18320122
>Romey n' dat Julie Hoe -- Willie Shakes
Romey be sprung on dis Julie bitch. Shall I compare dat sweet booty to a watermalone? Das right! Problem is, dis bitch be rollin wit the 437 crew n my man Romey is up with da 123s. All ta the bang bang.
>Muh Dick -- Jermaine Melly
Cappy A be chasin dis white bitch he fucked back in tha day. She got all dat white girl magic n'sheit. My man A all twisted; dat bitch got a bank account n' he fixed in. Can he really settle dat shit tho?
>Da Wonderous Whiz of Shabboz -- X
A young ebony queen sets forth on a gilded path to meet the much venerated elder of Shabboz. This man carrys the secrets of melainin magic and can teach all who come to his light. We all know that danger besets on all sides but, with the aid of an introspective so-called "coward," a cold hearted so-called "gangsta," and a man beset by his miseducation in the so-called "white world," she will overcome her internalized misidentification and learn that Mother Africa drums from our hearts.
>Docta Leroy Franks -- Monique Sellers
Seeking to restore his culture, a young black medical student injects melanin into the corpse of a recently desceased underground rap star. However, the act of creation soon turns tragic as white society steals Frank's ideas and uses it to reanimate dead black entertainers for their own enjoyment. They always be copying us.

>> No.18320264

If'n you can keep yo head up on you when others be buggin' and trippin'
If you can nut up with you niggas be doubt'n you
But see what they be sayin too
If you can chill and not be tired of chillin'
Or when niggas start shit, you don't talk shit
Or when haters gon' hate, you don't play that
And flex too much or run yo mouf

If'n you can dream and not make yo dream yo massa
If you can use ya head and still not trip
If you can play the game and not get played
And treat those two fake niggas the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you spit
Twisted by fuckboys to make a trap for suckas,
Or watch the things ou hustled fo', busted,
And go trappin with ya trusty ole' nine:

If you make one fat stack of all yo' paypa
And lose that shit in a game of craps
And lose, and get back on ya grind
And never cuss about ya loss

If you can force ya heart n' shit
To serve ya turn long after they are finna leave,
And keep hittiin them streets when times is tough
And tell yaself : ‘Hol' up!’

If you can talk with crowds and play it cool,
Or walk with Kangs—nor lose the home boys,
If neither bitch niggas nor homies can hurt you,
If all niggas count with you, but hey ain't ridin' yo ass;
If you can fill the mothafuckin minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of bouncin',
Yours is the Earth and all the shit that’s in it,
And—word up, for real—you’ll be a Man, my nigga!

It would have been impossible to do this while keeping the rhyme scheme.

>> No.18320407

>>18319341
Nice

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18320850

Someone told Spike Lee about Aristophanes and it looks like he turned Lysistrata into a drama starring Muh Dick. (Unintentional self-satire adapting a satire).

https://youtu.be/rGTuuj-aTJs

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18320871

>calling it ebonics in 2021
>not even emulating AAE well
this takes me back to 2008 or whenever Gizoogle was popular with white kids living in suburbs. Jesus christ, this thread is something.

>> No.18320968 [DELETED] 

>>18320871
Seeth homeboy!

>> No.18321000

>>18320871
>Jesus christ, this thread is something.
das rite

>> No.18321006

>>18319786
The St.Louis dialect is pretty interesting imo, it' almost its own language.

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>>18320871
>Muh Feelins!

>> No.18321017

Ayund den Beowulf like threw hands wif Grendel who was this big gorilla ass looking nigga who was the baddest mufucka on da block. Beowulf finna get turnt now. The end.

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>>18320871
Cope

>> No.18321051
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>>18316450
>Human, almost human
I laughed so hard I almost woke up the neighbors

>> No.18321097

>>18320871
>AAE
keep spending daddy’s money on sociology degrees, you can never un-nig niggers

>> No.18321101
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>>18321017
To fucking good

>> No.18321159
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>> No.18321169

snow-balls done flown dey arcs, clapped da sides of outhouses, and of cousin rae-rae, smacked dat durag off down and into da fuckin wind,-- air jordans brought in and the pleather been polished, lay my kicks in the hall, niggas in they socks running into da kitchen, wildin since morning, over a phat ass beat of pot lids and chicken frying, smellin like hot sauce and kool-aid, watermelon, ribs, lean,-- da shorties, all just now, like in da kitchen n sheeit, among the sound of data chicken frying, took a bit of dat food, dip, just like eery day, to da back porch where dey chill eery night.

>> No.18321183

>>18321159
Classic

>> No.18321258

>>18310942
Didn’t know that.

>> No.18321329

This shit is so cringe

>> No.18321337

>>18321329
not even the niggers you worship give a fuck about your opinion, kys

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>>18321329
>This shit is so cringe

>> No.18321418

>>18321329
>0.0005 nigger dollars have been deposited in your whitey account
>4 nigger dollars have been removed from your white account for: reparations

>> No.18321464

>>18321367
Lmao

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>>18321159
Jesus, the sad thing at this rate that could become reality.

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18321742

>Ayo sauce me tha goods homie. Sheeeeit nigga, dis ma nigguh Yorquan! From bac in tha day Horeem, we was clowning aroun n'sheeit. He was da truest nigga on da block who ad muh bac, and now, sheeit dog dis is mad fucked up for my to thank 'bout

>> No.18322312

>>18316864
what's this originally?

>> No.18322386

>>18319238
Underrated.

>> No.18322411

>>18314992
Gold

>> No.18323468

>>18310942
>Until latin ruined it
>Video starts in 1300s
>Romans conquer Britain in 43AD
>Normans in 1066
>Must be latin wot dun it
Retard

>> No.18323742

>>18310549
I want serious answers from experienced theologians. Suppose some low IQ nogg took this seriously and this was more or less his understanding of Christianity. Is there a chance that he will be saved? Does God discriminate on the basis of IQ? Will I go to hell if I'm too stupid to understand some doctrines but at least I try my best and am very serious about my religious beliefs?

>> No.18323774

>>18321169
A valiant attempt

>> No.18323848

>>18323774
I’ll get em next time

>> No.18323849

>>18310524
Imma sick mane, imma wikkid mane

>> No.18323858

>>18321418
Reparations is the solution along with egalitarianism.

>> No.18323892

Ayo, dat induhstreeuhl shiet been whack fo mah human homies n shiet, dawg. Dey be makin' ar livez longah (as long as mah dick ahahahaha namsayin) ova here in deez "rich-ass" kuntryz, but dey shidd all ovah da ghetto, made life boring n shiet, dey been oppressin mah homiez, make deyr head go all fucked up (poor homiez got dey bodiez fucked up mane), dey also shit allovah momma naychur, treez n shiet. If this shiet finna go on, shit'll get all up da shitta. We gon be oppressed up da ass, finna fuckup neychur even moa, ghetto finna tyek it up it ass, head gon hurt, bodiez gon drop even in "rich-ass" kuntryz.

>> No.18323922

>>18318323
kek

>> No.18323925

>>18323858
>give reparations
>two weeks go by
>all the money ends up with Nike/KFC/7-eleven
>niggers are poor again
>sheeeeeeeeeit

>> No.18324321

>>18314992
Kek

>> No.18325081

>>18316891
For you

>> No.18326436

>>18323858
Good luck convincing the ancestors of the people that enslaved them and sold them to the white devils to pay out.

>> No.18326514

>>18310524
test

>> No.18326532

>>18310524
>da shit always be happenin to them good bois going to college 'n sheit. The really good niggas finna, I'm thinkin, gotta be the most down motherfuckas on the streets. A nigga finna go his own way even if wrong cuz fuck whats right.

>> No.18326592

>It be the good times, it be the bad times. It be like the smart times, finna get dat paper; it be like dat time Skeeter dindu nuffin but get shot by da po po. It be da hallelujah times, it be the time the bank done forclosed on muh chillin. It be fuckin brilliant, nigga. It be fuckin scary, nigga. It be like dat time Obama done won, it be like dat time Trump done won. We be kangs wit da super fly Jordan Ones, and we be nuffin wif no sneaks to speak of. Dog, shit be right trippin.

>> No.18326602

>>18326514
Are you a call of the crocodile spammer just finishing a ban?
I only ask because a new thread popped up like right after you said this

>> No.18326662

>Yo see ya later. At Church's? At Popeyes? Or at KFC?
>After shit goes down
>Finna the drive by's lost and won
>My homie Macbeth'll be there
>Sheeeeeeeet
>Gon whoop his ass raw
>Dis some dank shit right here.

>> No.18326707

>>18320871
Yeah, I'm calling it ebonics in 2021, and I'll be calling it ebonics in 2022, and 2023, and every fucking year after that

>> No.18326721

In my younger and more vulnerable years aint no one gave me no fucking advice to live by and I ain't been thinking on it ever since. Whenever I feel like criticizing someone I just remember it's all dem cracka's fault.

>> No.18326731

>>18310942
Not even close to ebonics

>> No.18326739

>>18323742
Only White people (descendants of Adam) have Souls and even have the possibility of going to heaven or hell

>> No.18326782

>>18326739
Poe’s Law

>> No.18326999

>>18323925
That's what happened in the Chappelle skit.
https://youtu.be/x8LroCgg3uc

>> No.18327014

>>18326999
checkd

>imagine making comedy like this in 2021
so much can change in 2 decades kek

>> No.18328408

>>18326739
only Noah survived from Adam's line. He fathered Japheth, Shem and Ham. I think you mean Ham.

>> No.18328416

>>18313491
You just rewrote the passage with mispellings. You are supposed to insert colloquialisms like "beef" or "turf war" instead of "rivalry between Francois I and Charles V."

>> No.18328454

does anyone have the opening paragraph of odyssey in ebonics copypasta? sure i've seen it

>> No.18328459

>>18321159
jesus nevermind didn't notice it was already posted

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>>18311760
>ist't this in official translation?
>glory and shiet

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>>18319768
>>Sons by Ivan Turgenev
kek

>> No.18328504

>It be sum yea's later, my nigga buenos dias be getting his ass capped, this muhfucka be thinkin bout sum ice

>> No.18328517

>>18323858
Bait

>> No.18328521

>>18327014
Yep we are living in an increasingly totalitarian world. Imagine in 10 years when your mind will be hot linked to a Cloud where any "Wrongthink" will be instantly "cancelled". Black skies are coming unless it all comes crashing down.

>> No.18328537

>>18319768
kek'd audibly

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>>18320871
>all this cope

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>>18320871
this is the kind of shit that always makes me roll with NewSpeakers, you know for a fact words like ebonics are the best, most direct method of speech possible and in order to COPE with this shit you have to invent all these retarded terms
>AAE
you have to speak in abbreviations just to try and DERAIL from reality LOOOL!!! Here let me make it simple for you:
E B O N I C S
B
O
N
I
C
S

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Yo here we go now ma niggas. Itz all so slow so heave so sad u know. Shheeeit I'll be old suun brother. Then at last it weel be over damn nigga!
So mane people come to my room, nigga. They've talked some shit u kno. Thea haven't saide ass much bruh. This motherfuckers gone away ya know. Damn nigga, they've grown old, wretched, sluggish like my ass nigga, in whatever shithole thea leve nigger.

>> No.18329478

>>18328416
Kill yourself, faggot

>> No.18331147

>>18320871
nigger

>> No.18331565

>>18316072
>It's funny how some farness makes everything look small
>And the fears that once begrasped me can't get to me at all
better than the original

>> No.18332297

>>18313688
Fuck you, I was going to do that one

>> No.18333934

>>18320037
Would have been funnier if you omitted the Daddy Shark part

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[ERROR]

>>18315012
>he doesn't know about the ZOG-NOG alliance
nogs are merely the weapon, you must know the wielder

>> No.18334024

>it wuz da bes o times an it wuz da wors of times

>> No.18334102

>>18328472
>a time eryting wen start, had one Guy. “God, He Talk,” dass who him. God an dat Guy, dey stick togedda, an da Guy stay God fo real kine. Dass da Guy, da time eryting start, him an God stay tight wit each odda. God wen make eryting, but da way he do um, he tell dis Guy fo do um. No mo notting dis Guy neva make. He da Guy, if you like come alive fo real kine, you gotta come by him. Dass da kine life come from him. Wen peopo come alive lidat, jalike dey stay inside one place dat get plenny light. Den dey can see an undastan stuff. No matta stay dark, da dark no can pio da light. Erytime get light.

Actual translated verse.

>> No.18334167

>>18320871
A nigger by any other name would nog just as hard

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[ERROR]

bumping this gem of a thread

>> No.18335554

>>18321159
Did not post the full pic
There is an add on talking about how Richmond and Tyrone both understood that it was not on him to save his shipmates and that they themselves caused their demise but Emily says
>he failed to keep them safe

and Richmond
>they were destroyed by their own wild recklessness
Tyrone
>but dem niggaz were 2 wyld to keep at bein clappt