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You are at your local bookshop. Suddenly you see this guy browsing through philosophy section. He shouts 'FILTH' and 'DEGENERACY' from time to time. What do?

>> No.18299448

>>18299436
>What do?
???

>> No.18299460

>>18299436
Is this Ignatius?

>> No.18299462

>>18299436
If I'm out of hotdogs I'd go home and sleep, if I still have some doggies to boost my energy levels (I'm a big boy) I'd continue ranking the philosophy books from based to degenerate. Why is there a mirror in a book shop?

>> No.18299481

realize he's reading late 20th century french works, walk over to him, whisper "based" in his ear, and then walk away

>> No.18299482

>>18299448
newfag

>> No.18299490

>>18299436
I'd stop cumming on harry potter copies and gently tell him to stop screaming

>> No.18299518

I purposely mispronounce Boethius, multiple times, each time in a different manner.

>> No.18299525
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18299525

Ask him if he's read (pic).

>> No.18299544

>this guy has a woman in his life and you don't
ha-ha

>> No.18299592

>>18299544
stop being passive and chat up women then

>> No.18299746

>>18299592
I shall do that when I go outside

>> No.18299848

Ask him about his dog and the stale air in his pants pockets

>> No.18299849

Ask him if he's read Charles Murray and then go from there. With any luck I'll be able to gain membership to his neoreactionary sleeper cell and work my way into a Thiel underling's Bitcoin Urbit escortcel fiefdom

>> No.18299882

>>18299849
this is one of those sentences that you hate yourself for understanding.

>> No.18300377

Talk to him about geometry and theology

>> No.18300406

tell him that rome has no real philosophers

>> No.18300413

>>18299436
Stop looking in the mirror

>> No.18300417

>>18299849
Thiel funds left wingers too for some indiscernible reason. He gave the TrueAnon podcast hosts money.

>>18299882
Lel

>> No.18300436

>>18299460
No you fucking retard, it;s another iconic character that dresses that way and yells about degeneracy.

Fuck

>> No.18300474

>>18299849
Cringe

>> No.18300482

>>18300417
well trueanon is obviously a psyop and the hosts are cia, no contradiction there

>> No.18300486

>>18300482
take your meds

>> No.18300572

>>18300486
Explain it then. Why would he, the arch-capitalist, give money to two self described “Maoists”? Why would he give money to Red Scare too? They’re leftists. I think.

Why does Liz repeatedly shoutout Bronze Age Pervert (also Thiel funded), an actual fascist in his own words, on the show and her Twitter account multiple times?

>> No.18300662

>Go to philosphy section of bookshop
>10 Foucault books
>Complete works of Aristotle
>Weird amount of Montaigne for some reason
>Will to Power and a 'making sense of Nietzsche' book
>Rest is all modern """"philosophy"""""
Why can't I just find a good well stocked philosophy section?

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18300951

>>18300662
You forgot:
>”The Philosophy of Batman, Philosophy of Deadpool, The Philosophy of Rick and Morty, Philosophy of Harry Potter” etc etc series of books on the shelves

I’ve always wanted to flip through them to see what’s inside but far too embarrassed to do such a thing. I would love to savagely maul like a chimp whichever impoverished mercenary philosophy grad writes such poisonous garbage

>> No.18301241

>>18299436
stop taking pictures of me im smarter than everyone

>> No.18302303

>>18300662
>implying that Foucault is not a modern """"philosopher"""""

>> No.18302358

>>18300474
Cringe

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>>18300417

>> No.18302374

I'd ask what an Amerifat is doing around where I live.

>> No.18302377

>>18299436
I realise he's actually on his phone browsing lit and banning jezebel-posting anons while pretending to read Hegel's Phenomenology of the Spirit.
I sneak up being him, pinch his balls and give him a soft kiss on his cum stained ear, the bodie's most erotic part, before engaging him in a civil discussion over why Guenon is the most elite philosophy and which Murakami book is his favorite.

>> No.18302947

>>18300662
On the topic of modern philosophy, I've noticed all the titles contain explosives or sweats. Really reminds me of a certain type of people.

>> No.18303847

I tell the fat fuck to lose some weight

>> No.18303854

>>18299436
Holy crap Lois, it's Ignatius Riley from Confederacy of Dunces. Aw this is freakin sweet.

>> No.18303890

why was ignatius such a dick to gonzales?

>> No.18303919

>>18299436
Literally just fucking copypasted a post from a couple months ago. FUCK YOU OP.

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18304220

>>18302377
>and which Murakami book is his favorite.

>> No.18304268

>>18299436
Based

>> No.18304576

>>18303890
severe mommy issues, that's all you need to know.

>> No.18304869

>>18300572
>Why does Liz repeatedly shoutout Bronze Age Pervert (also Thiel funded), an actual fascist in his own words, on the show and her Twitter account multiple times?
BAP calls himself a Vitalist, not a fascist. Also, how should we know? Thiel seems to value free speech and open debate.

>> No.18305003

>>18300417
>>18300572
Cuz the “post-left” and Twitter right in the vein of bap are intersecting demographics both trying to find “exit” from politics (I don’t think they succeed in this). It’s where the most interesting and intelligent cultural commentary is coming from (which isn’t saying much). Thiel recognizes this and is courting that demographic so he can influence it along nrxian lines, he being a friend of moldbug and all.

That’s at least the long game I think he’d like to play, we’ll see. Also remember thiel is a straussian so if this is his angle, there’ll be an exoteric side and esoteric side. That’s my speculation anyways, if things do play out this way I don’t think they’d amount to much.

>> No.18305109

>>18304220
Norwegian Wood but he has also has a hard one for Kafka on Shore. He doesn't even know 1Q84 exists.

>> No.18305118

>>18299525
I know all the MST3K level references for confederacy of dunces without ever having read it somehow

>> No.18305184

>>18305118
>MST3K
Wow I forgot all about it. I always hated that stupid fucking unfunny trite show.

>> No.18305222

>>18300436
>And hotdogs

Why do you think anon asked that stupid question. He obviously knew the answer. And now I'm doing it.

Fuck

>> No.18305229

>>18299436
ask for one of his hotdogs.

>> No.18305236

>>18305184
Ignatius J. Reilly
he's fat
he's from Louisiana
boethius
hunting cap with earflaps
jewish lesbian feminist character
author killed himself, and his long-suffering mother got some LSU professor to read it

I'm ready to knock heads on the confederacy of dunces references beat

>> No.18305919

>>18305003
Interesting. Do you think NRX will take hold in these communities? Does Thiel have any rivals in this space?

Could you also explain your comment about Straussian exoteric vs esoteric? I'd like to hear more.

>> No.18305936

>>18299436
No food or drink allowed in the store, I'll hammer-lock the fat fuck and frog march him out myself if he won't go when he's told.

>> No.18305946

>>18300951
Is there really a Spinizo for Dummies?

>> No.18305954

Fuck I really love that book so much
It had me laughing so much :)