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Can we get a /lit/ humor thread?

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I like this one

>> No.18264398

>>18264328
American Psycho?

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>>18264287

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>>18264398
yep

>> No.18264543

>>18264421
>supports BLM
:-}--------

>> No.18264578

>>18264299
This is great lol

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>>18264310
>first katie, then paperbackdreams getting an onlyfans, and now even mira is doing nudes

why did you guys preying on/lit/ girls? what's wrong with you people?

>> No.18264627

>>18264310
holy shit

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>> No.18264648

>>18264330
Wait, what's the joke?

>> No.18264663

>>18264621
Cute hairdos

>> No.18264674

>>18264663
When are you gonna start an onlyfans? I'd pay $200 to see you naked

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>>18264641
I took a break from /lit/ and the fact this guy is still posting here, spewing his sewage, saddens me; I can't believe I used to complain about butterfly, at least her prattling is in English and isn't capitalized nonsense

Speak of the devil

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>> No.18264698

>>18264679
4chan is a place for fun. You take this website too seriously, which is why you "need to take breaks". Now THAT'S sad.

>> No.18264702

>>18264304
>auto repair for dummies
Kek

>> No.18264706

>>18264648
That most "inner city" students thing a boy trying to learn and improve his life is something to make fun of. He probably gets made fun of too for "talking white".

>> No.18264707

>>18264684
Hahaha holy shit this is a joke right?

>> No.18264711

>>18264621
Who?

>> No.18264712
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>>18264421
>supports "Black Lives Matter"
I do what now?

>> No.18264717

>>18264698
Who knew that shoving your face in shit was fun

>> No.18264722

>>18264679
>her

>> No.18264736

>>18264421
>the fall of Rome being beneficial
>fall of christian apostolic Rome...
cucktholics, as if they wished for it and for the eastern part to never have existed.

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>>18264684
As someone who has yet to read Lolita, I'm fucking awestruck by the contrast. I'd heard of both but I had no idea Nabokov was so good and 'Nutting' was so horrible.

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>>18264287
oats
Blessed be.

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>>18264752
Not /lit/ still funny

>> No.18264776

>>18264750
that's a fake passage lmao

this is a clip from tampa
https://vocaroo.com/1nZ3lL8TFOkW

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>>18264712
>>18264543
BLM is a political cause trying to end police brutality against all members of the community.
This is not going over well with them and the state that feeds them, because that’s exactly what they’re for. They have the phrase “to protect and to serve” emblazoned on their cars, but it only means to protect and serve capitalists. They’re not there to enforce the law, they’re there to intimidate and when they think they can get away with it, Brutalize the lower classes. Quite often racist, but they don’t mind what color gets beat, shot, imprisoned etc. not really.
BLM have protested on behalf of whites who get the bunt of a pig’s wrath.
Yes, I know. The federal government has infiltrated their ranks and are suing them nowadays. But they used them to feed the cop riots last summer as a show of force and distraction, not unlike the Roman gladiators, from our financial woes. They used them as human punching bags.

Peace is not the answer.

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>> No.18264787

>>18264684
I don't get it. Is it making fun of pretentious sex scenes like the on the left?

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>>18264778
Reminder not to fall for the bait

>> No.18264840

>>18264816
>bait
Zoomer pol trannies don’t know what bait means, do they?

>> No.18264845

>>18264621
Is this real? Did Katie make an onlyfans?

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>>18264840
bad at intellectual talk?

>> No.18264856

>>18264845
ye but I want her to remain pure so I won't be sharing the link

>> No.18264972

>>18264856
It's cool, I found it on my own already.

>> No.18264989

>>18264287
I used this for my English essay in HS and got 20/20

>> No.18264993

>>18264989
Proof? That would be hilarious

>> No.18264997

>>18264993
It's somewhere in my High School piles of which I donated to my sisters when they were going through their final year

My elderly English teacher said he liked it very much

>> No.18265009

>>18264997
What did the teacher say about it? If you ever find it please post it when you see this the screencap thread.

>> No.18265018

>>18264972
Share link? Don't let that anon win.

>> No.18265020

>>18265009
Oh it was something along the lines of "Very well written 20/20" or something

I just know he enjoyed it with his old man smile - was worth writing the whole thing out word for word because I couldn't ifind the text online outside a screenshot

>> No.18265036

>>18264421
>supports BLM
nope but it gave me a chuckle

>> No.18265058

>>18264621

>paperbackdreams getting an onlyfans

Gonna need a source on this

>> No.18265082

>>18265018
>>18265058
Guys. He’s fucking with you.

>> No.18265110

>>18264684
God, that paragraph on the left is revolting. I was looking foward to reading a cute and funny novel but I'm not so sure after reading that.

>> No.18265121

>>18264684
I feel nutting

>> No.18265158 [DELETED] 

>>18264855
>>18264778
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGER NIGGERS. NIGGER SNIGGERS, NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS..NIGGERS NIGGERS, YOU'RE NOT SMART YOURE NOT A REAL WOMAN, NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS.

>> No.18265165

>>18265082
He literally posted censored nudes...

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>>18265158
Why me?

>> No.18265174

>>18265167
Evidently you’re black

>> No.18265420

>>18265020
>was worth writing the whole thing out word for word because I couldn't ifind the text online outside a screenshot
You know you could have just typed a line into the archive search and found the original thread

>> No.18265439

>>18264287
way too long 0/10

>>18264330
LOL fkn uncle tom ass nigga LOOOOO

>> No.18265447

>>18264621
>flabby breasts
>ugly, skinny-fat body
>pasty
>crude and ugly tattoos

look, I understand that /lit/ isn't exactly full of good-lookers here but that is a genuinely ugly woman. best I can give is a 3/10

>> No.18265475

>>18264621
wait, do you mean mira gonzalez is doing nudes?

>> No.18265554

>>18265475
Mira denudes the reader and bares us to the world

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>>18265475
not anymore it looks like. back to feet pics I guess

>> No.18265590

>>18265583
Mira I'm sorry. Were all sorry.

>> No.18265613

>>18264778
>They’re not there to enforce the law, they’re there to intimidate and when they think they can get away with it, Brutalize the lower classes.

Statistically incorrect.

Somehow I believe cops tend to file more speeding reports and direct traffic around construction sites rather than brutalize cletus Appalachia, and Tyrone Harlum for kicks.

Not saying they dont do those things, but in terms of labor done in a day.

>> No.18265653

>>18265583
Mira, I apologize. I got carried away. Your tweets are lovely and your face is angelic, like you could sell lux bog roll

>> No.18265665

>>18264851
This is the pinnacle of /lit/ in long form. Oats is arguably better, but it's a matter of taste.

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>>18265583
Hahah
It is fun to poke at them from a distance though.

>> No.18266414

>>18264776
I thought it might be but this doesn't seem much better.

>> No.18266443

>>18265671
You will never escape the man within you

>> No.18266485

I want to eat Mira's ass

>> No.18266508

>>18264310
Poor girl, unironically. We really are a bunch of bitter assholes.

>> No.18266524

>>18264310
4chan at it's best

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>>18264421
>supports BLM
only to accelerate the collpase of the US

>> No.18266660

>>18264330
Threadly reminder that "ahh" means "out here".

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>> No.18266836

>>18264377
>all the "physical emanations of beauty" are bonglanders
kek

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>>18264421
Jesus Christ the actual cringe

>> No.18266971

>>18264648
youd have to go to miller grove to understand cuh :joy:

>> No.18267000

>>18265165
That isn’t Katie

>> No.18267005

>>18265583
Mira I told you it was ironic. No one gives a fuck about your prematurely aged woman tits, you hag. It’s just fun to remind you you’re an object

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>>18264787
>>18265110
you guys better be trolling

>> No.18267183

>>18265583
>can't spell menace without men
you can't do anything without men

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>>18265671
>Children? Want someday.

>> No.18267295

>>18265583
Ms. Miragonz, thank you for the risque photos. I hope you can rake in the simp dough like whey at the cheese factory

>> No.18267684

First time ever on /Lit/ and the first thing I see is this thread.
>>18264851
>>18264310
These posts are absolute gold and I have found a new favorite board.

So what are some great books you fags recommend reading? I have read a few classics like 1984, but mostly fictions or whatever genre the books like jarhead is.

>> No.18267873

>>18264421
baaaaaaaaaaaased

>> No.18267974

>>18264304
after I'm dead my only legacy will be making that meme chart

>> No.18268016

>>18264304
So /lit/ actually rates Goblet of Fire? Fucking based

>> No.18268094

>>18264851
This never fails to get the deep belly laughs

>> No.18268193

>>18264781
does anyone have the historically accurate armor version?

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>>18267684
Start with the classics

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>>18267684
The greeks,start with them

>> No.18268389

>>18268266
>>18268299
I have never heard about Infinite Jest. I'll be sure to check it out. Regarding the greeks, im pretty sure my mon has The Oddesy lying around somewhere.

>> No.18268453

>>18265671
Butterfly, you'll never be as pretty as her. Even in your prime, you were less than her right shoulder and now, everyday, you age more and more ugly.

>> No.18268517

>>18264684
how am i to imagine a clitoris thrusting into someones nostril with "staccato rythm"

>> No.18268529

>>18268299
not that anon but why exactly is it essential to start with the greeks? I can understand that from the point of philosophy and also to an extent to fiction as most if not all narratives in one way or another derived from greek drama, but what does it exactly add?

>> No.18268685

>>18264421
I noticed how you slipped in the BLM bit haha!
I wonder who falls for it :)

>> No.18268742

>>18264778
jesus Christ how embarrassing

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>AAAAAAAAAAA THE SCREAMS OF THE LABOR COMING FROM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CAPITAL!!! IT'S DEAD LABOR!!! UNSPEAKABLE TRANSMUTATION!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUST AVOID THE PREREQUISITE CONDITIONS OF MY MOST FEARED OBJECTS LEST THEY MANIFEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! THE LUMPENPROLES LIVE UNDER THE STAIRS!!!!!! UNFATHOMABLY USELESS!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! LASSALLE IS INEFFABLY JEWISH AND NON-EUCLIDIANLY A NIGGER AAAAAAAAA SO CONFUSED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD I'M GONNAAAAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

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>>18264287

>> No.18268783

>>18264679
Is this real?

>> No.18268790

>>18264648
He's sitting on the outside of the rail

>> No.18268842

>>18264679
fuck off

>> No.18268844

>>18267224
one of the best memes from lit.

>> No.18268850

>>18264310
This made me feel shame. Everyone on this website deserves a painful death

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>>18267684
Okay unironically this:
1) The Iliad
2) The Odyssey
3) Odes by Pindar
4) The Oresteia by Aeschylus
5) Oedipus Rex Trilogy by Sophocles
6) Aenied by Virgil
7) Odes and Epodes by Horace
8) Metamorphoses by Ovid
9) KJV Translation Bible (skip numbers, leviticus)
10) Confessions by Augustine
11) Dante's Divine Comedy
12) Decameron by Baccachio
13) Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
14) Le Morte D'Arthur by Thomas Malory
15) Essays by Montaigne
16) Don Quixote by Cervantes
17) The Complete Works of Shakespeare
18) Complete Poetry of John Donne
19) Paradise Lost by John MIlton
20) Faust Part 1 & 2 by Goethe.

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>> No.18269187

>>18264287
>you may do so always and forever
I came to laugh, not to feel.

>> No.18269299

>>18267684
OS GREGOS SÃO O INÍCIO E O FIM DE TUDO NA LITERATURA HUMANA
LÊ OS GREGOS

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>>18268767
>I HATE THE CAPITALIST
I HATE THE CAPITALIST
>I HATE THE CAPITALIST
I HATE THE CAPITALIST
>I HATE THE CAPITALIST
I HATE THE CAPITALIST

>> No.18269390

>>18266792
sneeded loudly

>> No.18269396

>>18264679
Saving my mom

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>>18264840

>> No.18269581

>>18264679

Those jokes are so fucking bad and cringe. I mean they're literally not even jokes. Just stupid statements with no punchline.

>> No.18269896

>>18264679
lmao that’s pretty clever

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>> No.18269961

>>18264679
fucking hate you anon

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>>18265583
>>18265475
Why does mira come here just to spam herself or talk about herself "anonymously" once in a while

>> No.18270171

>>18264679
Cringe

>> No.18270210

>>18264679
cunt

>> No.18270247

>>18264310
I see me

>> No.18270278

>>18265583
no, and I don't want your nudes either

>> No.18270463

>>18264851
>Nigger. Lol!
manchild tier

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>>18270463
>Nigger. Lol!

>> No.18270482

>>18270463
shitskin cope

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>>18264851
>Nigger. Lol!

>> No.18270501

>>18270463
Fuck off newfag

>> No.18270542

>>18270463
lol, nigger!

>> No.18270656

>>18270471
>>18270482
>>18270487
>>18270501
>>18270542
See? This is why you hang around in YLYL threads rather than discussing literature.

>> No.18270661

>>18270656
shitskin cope.

>> No.18270669

>>18270661
You realize that constantly repeating the same words over and over is a niggerish trait, right?

>> No.18270677

>>18264855
>smoking
>piercings
nasty, take that shit to twitter.

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>>18270542
>lol, nigger!

YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, THIS IS 4CHAN

>> No.18270730

>>18268767
kek

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>>18264287

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>>18264706
>"inner city"
kek

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>> No.18270858

>>18264679
he was destroyed hahahaha

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>>18270099
she has aged like shit

>> No.18270954

>>18270871
She's beautiful. I wish to marry her.

>> No.18270976

>>18270871
She's half Latina, they hit the wall harder and faster (the other half is "rich Jew dad")

>> No.18270985

>>18264679
Mommy!

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>>18264287

>> No.18271907

>>18270463
Ni(lol)gger!

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>> No.18271926

>>18264310
AHAHHA MY SIDES, THE PISS BOTTLES

>> No.18272111

>>18268870
>Baccachio

lmao
it's spelled Boccaccio, anyway

>> No.18272153

>>18268870
yeah no. you don't go from Orwell to that monstrosity of a list
what are you, some evil librarian? failed essayist?
you're Jordan Peterson aren't you.

>> No.18272245

>>18264310
She gets naked on Patreon now.

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>> No.18272267

>>18264684
BRMMMTTH

>> No.18272302

Anyone have the greentext of that autist quoting Stirner in bed with some f*male?

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>>18272302
This one?

>> No.18272480

>>18266543
this

>> No.18272482

>>18267684
this board is not nearly this funny anymore. the quality declined sharply at some point recently.

>> No.18272488

>>18272482
>recently

>> No.18272508

>>18264486
lmao why did I forgot about this

>> No.18272532

>>18264679
Fuck

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>>18266792
lost

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>>18272658
have a similar, fren

>> No.18272686

>>18272658
>>18272678
I remember there was one of these but the guy had a eurasian symbol on his short. I lost it. Does any anon have it?

>> No.18272690

>>18272686
*his shirt

>> No.18272695

>>18264679
Posts like these always get me superstitious. Fuck you.

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>>18272678
>>18272686
No but I have this

>> No.18272814

>>18264299
Fpbp

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>> No.18272920

>>18264679
fuck

>> No.18272924

>>18264679
Nigger

>> No.18272991

>>18264679
Nooooooooo why

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>> No.18273044

>>18264287
did he deaded!??

>> No.18273047

>>18264299
me no understandy

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>>18273047
Just observe Zizek talking and you will understand. Peterson is a psychologist, not a philosopher.

>> No.18273065

>>18268767
Kek

>> No.18273071

>>18264776
>https://vocaroo.com/1nZ3lL8TFOkW
that's hot

>> No.18273083

>>18264421
supports BLM makes it perfect

>> No.18273100

Does anyone have the supremely real snippets from Wittgenstein's biography

>> No.18273101

>>18264781
once I understood this meme my life was changed

>> No.18273118

>>18267224
I don't get it. What is the permit office?

>> No.18273126

>>18265583
>no menace without men
kek, actually quite funny

>> No.18273132

>>18273118
It will give the tiger a permit to destroy its cage.

>> No.18273136

>>18269929
heart-melting

>> No.18273147

>>18264684
So if you don't get it by now, "Lolita" is a pseudonym that Humbert created. This is a love letter to his own creation, which he imposes on a child he rapes.

In contrast the teacher raping the student is tame. George exists to be violated. The child behind "Lolita" was utterly destroyed by Humbert's narrative. Also Price isn't creating a narrative and it looks like an objective third person narrator. In contrast Humbert's deceptive lying narrator is amusing. Was he "Unknowing" of Quilty's actions? Why is the town so full of sex, was Quilty's cousin really filling her cavities?

>> No.18273154

>>18273132
ok, I get it now

>> No.18273158

>>18264776
>https://vocaroo.com/1nZ3lL8TFOkW
Its still a generic third person objective narratorial structure, but with a sad first person voice.

Compare it to the bantsman slapping your face with child cunt blood in the form of his complete narrative disguise of rape.

Tampa might be okay, or it might just be child rape porn; but, it isn't the 20th century's outstanding literary masterpiece of bantsman child rape porn.

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>>18264287

>> No.18273219

>>18273197
There is no way that the third post is true.

>> No.18273233

>>18267684
Go back to /pol/

>> No.18273257

>>18272488
Don't you remember the brother with the dragon sex saga? That wasn't too long ago, was it?

>> No.18273265

>>18270656
YLYL threads are literature, you convention bound pseud

>> No.18273277

>>18273219
And "milk is for the pussy" is very believable, yes?

>> No.18273315

>>18273197
holy autism

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>> No.18273328

>>18272245
confirmed. i have the mega.

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>>18270871
>raging bout aging
you selected "I'm too young to die" difficulty and it shows, anon

>> No.18273724

>>18264781
is this plato?

>> No.18273733

>>18270463
this shit is dadaist you philistine

>> No.18273757

>>18266792
can someone explain this for me please

>> No.18273767

>>18273118
In many places you need a permit to build or destroy buildings.

>> No.18273812

>>18273757

fella on the right killed his neighbor. in the interrogation video the cop questioning him leans back in his chair. /tv/ made the lean sillier

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>> No.18274282

>>18272678
>chad chadovich

>> No.18274935

>>18264778
>Peace is not the answer.
Correct, the answer is you getting raped to death by niggers. Please leave this board, no one wants you here.

>> No.18274978

>>18264679
(You)

>> No.18275341

>>18264781
I vaguely recognize what this is derived from but I can't place it

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>>18264679

>> No.18275418

>>18264684
Of course the kid is black. Every time.

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>>18273320
the class are assholes

here's my contribution to the thread

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>>18275463
IS THAT REAL ?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18275486

>>18270871
>she aged like shit
butters did too

>> No.18275490

>>18264299
Dial 8

>> No.18275549

>>18269349
More like you hate your dad

>> No.18275556

>>18264679
you FUCK

>> No.18275558

>>18273197
No way any of that is real, but I choose to believe that it is.

>> No.18275563

>>18267684
What are you interested in?

>> No.18275567

>>18275344
I need this

>> No.18275586

>>18275549
It's... a meme...

>> No.18275611

>>18273197
>"Jeepes, fellas!, it's the cops!"
my sides

>> No.18275651

>>18275341
Achilles and the Tortoise.

>> No.18275661

>>18265613
t.sheltered surburban whose never been harassed by pigs

>> No.18275688

>>18275651
>Achilles and the Tortoise
I meant the B.E. entirely yourself meme

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all-time favorite

>> No.18275802

>>18266543
absolutely based

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>>18264421
>Catholicism founded on reason
DELET THIS

>> No.18275824

>>18264778
>we have to get rid of cops before changing out economic mode of production
wow Anarchists really are that retarded

>> No.18275874

>>18264679
>He was destroyed?
So what's the joke?

>> No.18275875

>>18275661
>copy
>change p to n
>paste
>reply/post
there you go, faggot

>> No.18275913

>>18264684
SOVL vs soulless

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>>18267684
have a chart

>> No.18276120

>>18264421
BLM: lel
middle east: jews and oil

>> No.18276124

>>18264778
kek

>> No.18276153

>>18264684
women are a fucking meme
who the fuck let them have suffrage
fuck I hate women

>> No.18276167

>>18264816
based, rekt, raped and discovered

>> No.18276175

>>18264299
this always makes me laugh lol

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R8 my prose, fellas

>> No.18276185

>>18264684
God I need to finish Lolita already.

>> No.18276205

>>18276100
are catch-22 and catcher in the rye really /lit/ core? I don't see them often posted here and when I do people usually make fun of them

>> No.18276207

>>18264310
I thought i'd check out some new boards, I like you guys

>> No.18276247

>>18268882
Good one

>> No.18276266

>>18264778
Cops are shit not because they target minorities, they are shit because they do a shit job regardless of your skin color.
> t. Prosecutor.

>> No.18276267

>>18272815
>[3] Presumably.
Fucking gets me every time

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>> No.18276302

>>18276284
Holy fuck that's a smart kid

>> No.18276368

>>18264679
Fuck

>> No.18276437

>>18275418
Ikr? Fucking abusive. These wh*te w*men I tell you...

>> No.18276446

>>18264684
Is the book pure smut or does the lady get caught at some point?
Because if she doesn't at all... jesus fuck...

>> No.18276461

>>18273257
Wasn't it two years ago?

>> No.18276470

>>18264778
genuinely hilarious how "peace is not the answer" is typed by the daintiest fucking hands. NOBODY is scared of you, or ever has been. there are violent motherfuckers out there, illiterate fucking orcs, whose lifestyles would shock you. you will never be of their ranks (though some officers, ironically, are).

the proletariat masses or whatever will always be behind a glass to you. you cannot enter into their world

>> No.18276587

>>18264421
Ah yes, finally, a meme i agree with.

>> No.18276647

>>18264679
Mommyyyyy!!

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>>18275798
hearty chuckle

>> No.18276703

>>18275486
but butters was already old when she got here

>> No.18276724

>>18273757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_xb_JnXGeI

>> No.18276728

>>18268870
That's quite the list, but ill be sure to check it out. Thanks!
>>18269299
Sorry, I'm too uneducated to get it.
>>18272482
Maybe the board have become shit, but honestly, isn't that what anons of all boards say?
>>18273233
Fuck off, faggot. I came to learn, not to be categorised with schizophrenic faggots. Please recommend a great book for me to read or GTFO.
>>18275563
I'm currently studying social studies in Denmark. (please no hate) I honestly just feel like I know too little about society in general to form my own opinions and I would love some books that may broaden my view on society. I'm also very libertarian (much like my parents who most likely influenced me.) and believe that the individual is responsible for his wealth and happiness, but I would love to read some literature that challenges those ideas.
>>18276100
Thank you very much! Infinite Jest and Catch-22 seem to be very well-liked on this board and I have seen them some times already.

Thanks for all the input, Im glad for all the help i recieved. :D

>> No.18276781

>>18264679
Lol

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>> No.18277172

>>18276284
Immense

>> No.18277199

>>18275875
Incorrect

I’ve never been wronged by a black person

Cops have wronged me before

Simple as

>> No.18277285

>>18264679
where's the funny

>> No.18277288

>>18276728
Don't read infinite jest, at least not first. It's a very long and difficult-in-parts book.
Also, don't listen to the guy who told you to start with the Greeks (unless you really want to, just know that it isn't necessary and only really significant in regards to philosophy, not fiction) , everything so far has just been memes specific to this board.
If people recommend Ulysses, Finnegans Wake, Gravity's Rainbow, or Phenomenology of Spirit, then they're trolling you; they're famously difficult books and Finnegans Wake is pretty much, with no exaggeration, incomprehensible.

You need to understand that this board has a heavy emphasis on prose and ideas over plot and characters.

Maybe "The Master and Margarita" is a good place to start, or perhaps some Dostoevsky (dip your toe in with Notes From Underground and then read Crime and Punishment saving The Brothers Karamazov, an all time board favourite, for last). Blood Meridian and Lolita are pretty good places to find appreciation for truly beautiful prose. Just the first paragraph of Lolita is famously beautiful, quoted so often it's almost a meme:
>Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita. Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns

Nabokov in general is a master of prose.

Perhaps check out /lit/s top 100 books of all time which they poll annualy. Here is 2018s list
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/4chanlit/images/2/24/1546199776754.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190106105110

>> No.18277304

>>18277288
Sorry, link's broken.
Try this, https://m.imgur.com/a/jeFYt3P

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>>18264679
Not today, you bastard

>> No.18277435

>>18264679
fuck off faggot

>> No.18277446

>>18264679
Fuck you, anon.

>> No.18277448

>>18264679
noo

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>>18277410

>> No.18277475

>>18272793
>tfw no Zadie Smith gf
Same Dave, same

>> No.18277484

>>18277199
This is

Because

You are

A

Sheltered

Suburban

.

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>>18264287

>> No.18277686

>>18275798
nice

>> No.18277705

>>18275586
Your father is capitol.

>> No.18277716

>>18268767
nice

>> No.18277751

>>18264679
NOPE NOPE NOPE

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>> No.18277850

>>18272245
>>18273328

you can't just drop a bomb like that and then not even post a link or at least a username

>> No.18277903

>>18273328
Link?

>> No.18277909

>>18276205
Catch-22 is very /lit/ and very good. Rye is dog shit, but still /lit/

>> No.18277988

>>18277410
Thanks but I just got a new phone so I didn't have the dog so >>18264679

>> No.18278015

>>18264486
That's it, I'm reading this book

>> No.18278026

>>18264679
I knew this fucking image from the thumbnail
I fucking hate this website

>> No.18278030

>>18267224
>>>18273118
kafkaesque

>> No.18278075

>>18264679
nice

>> No.18278076

>>18264679
AAAAAA

>> No.18278097

>>18273320
laughed out loud, thx anon

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>> No.18278187

>>18264679
I'm sure you can guess what happened!

>> No.18278193

>>18264778
Direct Action: An Ethniggraphy
quit shilling that delusional one-note hack, butts

>> No.18278206

>>18270669
shitskin cope

>> No.18278278

>>18264679
i love my mom

>> No.18278406

>>18264778
based

>> No.18278420

>>18273328
Don't you dare insult miss Katie in such a manner

>> No.18278424

>>18264679
Why

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>>18264287
A classic about Dragons

>> No.18278464

>>18264679
Fuck

>> No.18278470

>>18270868
p good

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>> No.18278885

>>18278441
Do any of the anons have the pdf? Has the dude uploaded it somewhere?

>> No.18279150

>>18273757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkRjIq8Cp2A

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>>18277850
ngmi

>> No.18279233

>>18264679
Ignored this yesterday and had a very hardcore dream with my mother dying.

>> No.18279243

>>18278015
boring book for the most part, the movie was much better

>> No.18279299

>>18277410
thanks brozher

>> No.18279412

>>18264679
Fuck

>> No.18279521

>>18276687

Stumbled upon a different "article" about her and checked her twitter out of morbid curiosity. Her whole life is a daisy chain of obscenities.

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>> No.18279756

>>18264679
Sneed

>> No.18279770

>>18264679
(You)

>> No.18279891

>>18264679
kys

>> No.18279945

>>18276728
>I'm currently studying social studies in Denmark
Holy shit en anden dansker. Hvor læser du henne?

>> No.18279950

>>18277288
Based and genuinepilled

>> No.18279975

Bump