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ITT: Writers you would fuck

>> No.18105133
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bit titten whore mummy

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>> No.18105178

I would play tabletop RPGs set in Gondal with waifu Emily Bronte

>> No.18105189

>>18105166
Is she purposefully doing the retard chin here?

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>> No.18105223

Top 5
1-Anais nin because she was a freak and probably give succ from an infinite throat
2- ernest hemingway because i'd get a perverse enjoyment knowing he'd spend decades repressing the shit out of the sodomy i give him
3- sylvia plath and anne sexton threeway because sylvia plath bite the dicc when she give succ and anne sexton looks like my mom (they'd also write great poems about me)
4- i'd fuck leopold von sacher masoch and force him to kick the shit out of me then praise him for doing it and get perverse enjoyment out of the fact that he would be absolutely beside himself with despair that i don't fuck him up or reproach him.
5- i'd beat some late-stage-lupus flannery oconnor pussy so good man
(Bon-us fucc) i'd tie mishima up and feed him pastries until he got super fat, wave a dagger in front of his face only to never cut or hurt him, edge him until his dick got soft - then tell him he isnt a real man because he couldn't stay hard for a real man.

>> No.18105235

>>18105213
BASED

>> No.18105239
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The only right answer

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>> No.18105264

Waldun, but i've been about this for a minute.
Check out the cum tribute i did for him a bit ago >>/lit/thread/S17989874#p17989964

>> No.18105341

>>18105264
Based

>> No.18105356
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Imagine having violent, sadomasochistic gay sex with Mishima.

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>> No.18105401

>>18105264
I wish this was a troll, but still...
Butters cum tribute when

>> No.18105478

>>18105223
Based

>> No.18105536

>>18105239
Rim Rimbauds Butt

>> No.18107153

>>18105356
He would probably start crying in the middle of it.

>> No.18107182
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Definitely Emma Cline. Doesn't get much better than her.

>> No.18107678

>>18107153
Even better.

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>> No.18109000

>>18105108
I don't fuck

>> No.18109016

ur mom dude

>> No.18109039

>>18105108
i cant name a single female author

>> No.18109073

>>18105108
I recently watched his Oprah interview. Dude is so much smoother and more relaxed than I imagined. You could tell he caught her off guard and she would’ve if she could’ve

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I'd slurp it all down.

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