The BOOKER

[Anonymous No.18080132]

How do I become a BOOKER? What's has to happen in a person's life for them to become one, anyway?

[Anonymous No.18080167]

>>18080132
Get off of /lit/ and read. Find a used bookstore you like and become a shelf-goblin there.

[Anonymous No.18080175]

>>18080132
Based reader, but my nigga in your pic is 19 not 59

[Anonymous No.18080178]

>>18080132
why would you want to become this

[Anonymous No.18080189]

>>18080178
for a laugh

[Anonymous No.18080212]

I'ma pae big money n respeck for someone to post insults in his comment section

[Anonymous No.18080224]

>>18080175
19 year olds don't read. they just think. there's a meme for that as well.

[Anonymous No.18080226]

>>18080132
THEY CALL IT NUT BUSH CITY LIMIT

[Anonymous No.18080243]

>>18080224
Well the kid reads in some of his videos. He also discusses books at length.
I like booktube sometimes but its hard to relate to these elderly faggots - nice to find someone around my age to relate to who's also omniscient.

[Anonymous No.18080257]

>>18080243
the kid? what kid?

[Anonymous No.18080261]

>>18080132
First of all you have be a gay man, specifically an ugly gay man. Everyone you are attracted to will find you repulsive and so you can instead direct your sensitive and effeminate nature to reading books. Before you know it your parents will be dead and you will have nothing to do but read. At this point you can start a youtube channel to remind people that there is no limit to have totally self obsessed and attention seeking you can be even as an old washed up fruit.

[Anonymous No.18080268]

>original thought
pretty sure there are not many of those

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.18080269]

>>18080175
It's based off of that guy frok YouTube who wrote for the Wall Street Journal I think.

[Anonymous No.18080271]

I find it genuinely amazing how this dude could have read so much and for such a long period of time and yet every time he opens his mouth you hear nothing but the most trivial of thoughts framed in the most unimpressive ways, like he never absorbed anything. I read one book once 2 years ago and I was literally never the same

[Anonymous No.18080272]

>>18080269
>based off
based on*

[Anonymous No.18080275]

>>18080271
>I read one book once 2 years ago and I was literally never the same
Care to elaborate?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.18080282]

>>18080243
>>18080257
It's based off of this faggot.

https://youtu.be/Rh_W-DtGm10

[Anonymous No.18080285]

AHHHH LE COOMER BROS. LE EPIC DOOMER ZOOMER COOMER BOOMER MEME BROS
ANOITHER FUCKING OOMER
IM SUCH A FUCKING XOOOMER
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MY POST IS SO LITERATOORER BROS
LITERATOOOR
IM LITERATOOOOOOORING

[Anonymous No.18080293]

>>18080282
Based on*

[Anonymous No.18080308]

It's easy and you're probably already doing it. Just start gate keeping.

Literally the only thing people have again at Steve, including people who know him, is that the has this inane gate keeping habit which he passes as educated opinion.

I love 4Chan and I love Steve and you both are the exact same kind of trifling

[Anonymous No.18080321]

>>18080308
>I love Steve
You love a man? GAAAY

[Anonymous No.18080332]

I need to take better care of my fucking teeth lads

[Anonymous No.18080342]

>>18080332
>lads
Are you English?

[Anonymous No.18080347]

>>18080269
>>18080282
Your so homophobic butters can you fucking kill yourself already? I'll literally fuck your bunghoel with a crowbar and shit down your throat.
He literally claims in his videos to be 19, are you calling him a liar?

[Anonymous No.18081454]

>>18080269
I rarely and spontaneously come to this board but I always find a post by you. I wonder if ill see you here in another 30 years. If this site even manages to survive that is. Stay healthy friend.

[Anonymous No.18081470]

>>18081454
She's in her late 40s so in 30 years she will not be around here

[Anonymous No.18082402]

bump

[Anonymous No.18082424]

>>18080132
Damn you read me for filth. Im not NEET but I do spend a lot of free time reading while eating japanese candy. I need two root canals I cant afford yet my stack keeps getting higher.

[Anonymous No.18082441]

>>18080224
i'm 19 and i'm literally pic related. even the need for dental care part.

[Anonymous No.18082448]

Steve is based, except he's an atheist. He also reads so many shit books for no reason. And he dislikes proust which is like ???.

[Anonymous No.18082478]

>read war and peace in 45 minutes
>can’t read philosophy

How

[Anonymous No.18082732]

>>18080132
>hasnt had an original thought in 3 decades
he reads enough books to realize this

[Anonymous No.18082754]

>>18080132
Yeah, never liked this guy for his pleb-tier opinions alone. Pretty funny how he gave all of Caesar’s books 1 star because he just doesn’t like him as a guy. Needless to say he also needs to be much more selective about which books he reads.

[Anonymous No.18084556]

>>18082754
he's an absolute boomer. your opinions are just as cringe towards zoomers. if you read on how world leaders are evaluated in academic history, it's literally an up and down.

[Anonymous No.18084561]

>>18080285
you aren't funny just a homo

[Anonymous No.18084913]

>>18082478
did he comprehend it?

[Anonymous No.18084925]

>>18080224

[Anonymous No.18084959]

I wish that were me. I sleep 12 hours a day to forget my thoughts instead of reading

[Anonymous No.18085094]

>>18080308
idk why that picture actually made me lol

[Anonymous No.18085121]

>>18084959
>naps every day
>doesn't fear the passage of time
what a blessing that would be

[Anonymous No.18085144]

>>18084925
People like this are not "thinkers". They're just conjuring endless juvenile power-fantasies to escape their deep dissatisfaction of being themselves. This is what kids going through puberty do and I do not appreciate that someone is stupid enough to mistake that for "thinking".