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>Yo Anon, long time no see! You really saved my GPA in that English class! I got that Goldman Sachs job and now I'm a director! Stacey and me got hitched and she works in HR just a few floors down. What do you do now? Part time librarian? So you get to read books all day, huh? (*Stacey giggles condescendingly*). Anyway, we're on our way to the yearly company ball, held in my boss's yacht. Nice seeing you!

>> No.17903557

>>17903552
his suit is triggering the fuck out of me

>> No.17903561

>>17903552
Sorry mate I don’t speak chipmunk

>> No.17903570

>English class
>Goldman Sachs job
At least make it believable

>> No.17903571

Someone post it

>> No.17903577

Then you grow up and realize that the people in the picture are only happy because they are far too ignorant to know different, such that they truly believe that earning 50k usd per annum grants them license to act like big shots by financing everything they can using as much credit as they can.
This is the reality for the vast majority of such people. Only those that are similarly ignorant would ever envy them.

>> No.17903579

>>17903552
disgusting toes

>> No.17903603
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>>17903552
Joke's on you, I am majoring in Economics & Finance AND reading philosophy in my free time. Poor people need to die. Move along

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>>17903552
> well paid slave

>> No.17903672

>>17903552
>working for wealth
Chad, didn't I tell you to put that money into Bitcoin so you could do what you love AND have money? Wage slavery will put you in an early grave and Stacie in a BBC's bed!

I'd love to stay and chat with you and Stace, but I've got to run to the landing strip, Vitalik chartered a flight on the Lolita Express and I've got to grab my fellow /lit/erati before boarding. I'm trying to get around the girls for eighty days if you know what I mean.

>> No.17903689

>>17903552
No I meant I sleep in a library, got any change to spare?

>> No.17903721

>>17903552
>and it turned out, I was the boss's yacht

>> No.17903916

>>17903552
Classic ressentiment. Just be happy for them.

>> No.17903926

>>17903552
My dad is a real estate investor, he's just going to give my a few properties to own and manage as my source of income. I'm going to live off of rent cuck bucks and read/write. Once i built more equity I'm going to sell, make my money, move to a cheaper country, and then retire.
Sucks to be a wagie

>> No.17903927

>>17903579
Why did you have to ruin it?

>> No.17903929

>>17903689
kek

>> No.17903934

>>17903926
Sucks to have to wait till you're old and decrepit to start having fun. Such is life

>> No.17903938

How do I get a job as a librarian. Im a health care worker rn but id want a career change in my 30s and being a librarian sounds very relaxing

>> No.17903939

>>17903552
Money means nothing to me and envy is for fags so good for him.

>> No.17903941

>>17903934
I have no idea how you got that out of my post. I literally never have to work and can "retire" whenever I want.

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17903950

>>17903552
>I got that Goldman Sachs job
Get away from me you ((( ))) cock lover

>> No.17903963

>>17903926
>>17903941
too bad with all that free time and youre stuck here with the rest of us

>> No.17903970

>>17903963
Well I'm still a mentally ill friendless loser, never claimed otherwise

>> No.17903974

>>17903552
>letting other people decide your worth for you
You really need to work out through those childhood complexes.

>> No.17903982

>>17903552
Its honestly amazing how ugly these people are, its like two monkies all dolled up

>> No.17903992

>>17903552
Myth of meritocracy

>> No.17903997

>>17903603
>Thinks The Art of War is "philosophy"

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>>17903552
>has to hangout with a jew in his yacht
>has to slave for jew company
eww, fuck that shit, stacy will also leave you

>> No.17904016

>>17903603
So you need to die fucking poor fucker nigger, god damn i hate student niggers who think they will get a job. YOU WILL NOT GET A JOB, CORONA IS ETERNAL

>> No.17904061

>>17903552
Listen brother all the help from michael listen to me brother a don't go, yo shoutout to the quadrant! The quadrant back circle field that goes go go go go ok? library what, oh yeah he's here, ok where did you hear that? Look dont the library I don't, dont. Hey nice, yeah he's here, yeah the nice girlfriend, she she she so is she is so nice man, my man dont', ok? Don't ,ok? Library is ok, stack books stack them and work. Don't ok? striped suit isn't that? Yeah he's here, nice suit and girl the.

>> No.17904084

I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

>> No.17904104

>>17904084
Are you R.C Waldun?

>> No.17904118

>>17903552
Fuck off kike, have fun paying taxes so I can live off neetbux

>> No.17904211

I'm a multimillionaire due to investing in cryptocurrency, I don't have a job anymore lol

>> No.17904292

>>17903997
No, I read serious books. I've ran through most of assigned readings for students of philosophy at my uni.
>>17904016
Meds. Now

>> No.17904315

>nobody responds with the copypasta
Holy shit this board is dead

>> No.17904334

>>17903552
>Hey! Glad to see you’re doing well! Me? Yeah, I’ve been making progress too, I feel good about the future. Always glad to see a friend doing well! :)
His success does not come at the cost of your own. Stop looking for zero-sum games where none exist.

>> No.17904346

>>17904084
You sound like a faggot

>> No.17904352

>>17903552
cool nice shoes bro have a good one

>> No.17904367

>>17903603
You must not be learning much in your philosophical studies if you're still in economics and finance and think that poor people need to die.

>> No.17904378

>>17904084
>saleable
Stop writing idiot you have nothing worthwhile to say.

>> No.17904381

>>17903552
are you kidding me dude? This is a big time networking opportunity. I'll tell him I hate my job and ask for a foot in the door at GS

>> No.17904391

>>17904084
You're at the treshold of adult life. Soon the responsibilities of life will overwhelm you.

Your beauty and strength will wane with time.

Your novel is probably shit, your professor only lauded it because he didn't want to be mean. You might have some moderate success with it, but you're not going to make it and your work will be forgotten.

Your girlfriend is a coalburner and is secretly being blacked by BBC behind your back

Your friends all wish the worst for you and your acquaintances are not laughing with you, they're laughing at you.

Your parents think you're a disappointment and they will die of COVID.

You haven't got any regrets YET.

The existential crises you've experienced are nothing compared to what life's got in store for you.

Your girlfriend fakes her orgasms and you're not intelligent.

You're not self-piyting because you've deluded yourself into thinking that you're an exceptional human being.

You will die.

>> No.17904394

>>17903577
This +divorce rates
You reap what you sow

>> No.17904396

>>17903603
Don't listen to >>17904016 anon. I graduated mid-quarantine and I now have a decent accounting job (degree in Finance). Study hard and when you start job hunting stick with it even when it's tough.

>> No.17904398

>>17903552
jesus christ she's ugly

donald trump complexion

>> No.17904403

>>17904367
Please provide an argument
>>17904396
Thank you brother. Wish you best of luck

>> No.17904411

>>17904084
This is obviously a troll post. Reeks of immaturity

>> No.17904432

>>17903552
Damn I feel bad for that hypothetical kid. That's the last kind of life I would want to live. Imagine having to spend your day off on your boss' boat paying him more lip-service just to remain ingratiated to their society. His boss literally has him mastered.

>> No.17904438

>>17904432
I’m sure the yearly bonuses make up for that

>> No.17904449

>>17904084
every reply after this one is a fag

>> No.17904469

>>17903552
> held in my boss's yacht and stacy rape dungeon
fify

>> No.17904490

>>17903552
No fan of wrinkled dresses

>> No.17904494

>>17903552
left >1200 dollars in brooks brothers gear
right >75 dollars in urban outfitters loot

>> No.17904587

>>17904438
It does if you want money. I don't want money. I want freedom from false obligations.

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17904605

Joke's on you because my mind is so broken from reading books that your social dynamics mean nothing to me.
+i lift and i could crush your skull

>> No.17904610

>>17904403
>Please provide an argument
You first. What have you learned in your philosophical pursuits that has led you to the conclusion that economics and finance are worthwhile and that "poor people need to die".

I studied finance (cant say much about economics) and after graduating I read Philosophy, then promptly realized finance is cancer. People within a society should just do jobs relevant to the end of the society. Making money from money and financial games of all sorts have no place in a good society.

>> No.17904614

why the fuck are white women orange now??

>> No.17904619

>>17904614
Trump started a trend

>> No.17904620

>>17904587
Well, having a lot of money gives you freedom from false obligations. Money gives you a lot of freedoms and opportunities you couldn't possibly have by being a poorfag NEET

>> No.17904636

>>17904619
why the fuck would anyone want to look so fucking stupid??

>> No.17904642

>>17904619
Trump really started women getting tans? It didn't happen before him?

Damn.

>> No.17904882

>>17904642
that's not a tan, that's imitating a tangerine

>> No.17904898

Looks like a tailored suit, but what about his watch, says a lot, wrong tie, sleeves too short. No wedding or engagement ring, trampy dress. It's fun, what the hell, sure, they are leveraged on credit, what's the harm?

>> No.17904924

>>17903577
I think GS managing directors make over 50k/yr lol

>> No.17904928

>Goldman Sachs
>has time for a girlfriend
OP please make up more believable lies

>> No.17904947

>>17904610
>Making money from money and financial games of all sorts have no place in a good society.
According to some philosophies a person should try to maximise their power and wealth. Are you in the finance sector?

>> No.17904964

>>17903570
Even business majors are required to take humanities electives.

>> No.17905165

>>17903552
Great to see you too, Brad!
>fartwalks my way to the 711 down the street to buy a hot dog

>> No.17905261

>>17904620
The NEET/soulless-careerist is a false dichotomy also. I'm just saying I work a regular job, I find it humble, and by any measure the people who would try to flaunt their success live lives that are completely anathema to my disposition. I just don't grasp how they can be content in their careers that consume their entire lives. I have one chance to live and I'm not pledging it to another man's material objectives.

>> No.17905329

>>17903552
Oh...h-hey..s-sowwy I don't wemeber youw name. My bwain isn't s-so good these days.
*sniffle*
*quickly lift gaze from shoes to look at girl, blush, drop gaze*
I-I'm happy to heaw youw doing so well. I-It's been hawd for me having to care for my mothew since papa passed away.
*sniffle sniffle*
I hope the pawty is fun....
*shuffle away wiping my nose on my sleeve*

>> No.17905375

>>17903552
Yes you will have money. You will have nice gadgets and trinkets and sycophants that will tell you whatever you want to hear. Ultimately, you still know nothing though. I pity you.

>> No.17905477

>>17903552
Kek

>> No.17905519

>>17904396
>accounting

i pity you

>> No.17905604

>>17903552
This is the same loser that posted the tinder thread. You can tell by the typing "style".

>> No.17905647

>>17903552
>hey chad nice to see you again. I'm glad everything going so well for you. We clearly have different goals in life but nonetheless I still respect your ambition. Happy for you. See you around bro. Maybe we could grab a beer together some time.

>> No.17905927

>>17903963
ressentiment

>> No.17906045

>>17903552
No interesting woman has ever had her hair done like that. Working at a bank and getting to go on a yacht once a year are shit life goals. Pull yourself together people

>> No.17906065

>>17903552
oh my god ew her toenails are fucking yellow and look like they host fungal colonies beneath them christ dude

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>Welcome to the party Chad, we've been waiting for you. Why are you dressed like such a faggot? Are you going to your bar mitzvah or something? Haha just kidding around, anyway who is this? Is she GFE?

>> No.17906082

>>17904315
This. I am disappointed as fuck.

>> No.17906115

>>17904084
In this moment, you are euphoric.

>> No.17906127

>>17906081
Kek
> Is she GFE?
Double kek'd

>> No.17906139

>>17903552
That she demon will ruin his life and give him 3 kids to care for. He never asked for this.

>> No.17906158

>>17906115
jej

>> No.17906191

>>17903577
checked, I agree with you
>>17903579
ew

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>>17904084
Nice, I haven't seen that pasta in a long time, I posted it last year but haven't gotten a single (You). It used to be popular before 2015 I think.

>> No.17906301

>>17903552
Nice seeing you too!

>> No.17906339

>>17903552
They're eyes look so heavy

>> No.17906346

>>17906339
Their*

>> No.17906470

>>17905519
You will never be a woman

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>>17903571
ok, i'll post it myself