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What is the most /lit/ way to end an essay?

>> No.17895548

>>17895545
By writing in a mixture of Latin and Greek and using your own blood as ink.

>> No.17895551
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17895551

quod erat demonstrandum

>> No.17895597
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17895597

The end.

>> No.17895598

>>17895597
/thread

>> No.17895601

>>17895545
in conlsuion,

>> No.17895602

alas, dear reader, i must bid you adieu

>> No.17895604
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17895604

>>17895545
DIXI.

>> No.17895626

"What I learned in this essay is that I really liked this topic and class. I'll entrust it to you, dear Mr. Grader."

>> No.17895628

>>17895545
With the image that initiated the reflections in it, or to end at the beginning--inverted digression. It's a pattern that comes naturally when forging some kind of order out of the chaos of free association, and has a startling abruptness to it that can be satisfying.

>> No.17895632

>>17895545
give me an A+ or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>> No.17895652

>>17895545
With the ISBN number of your text.

>> No.17895658

Punctuation

>> No.17895667
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17895667

String of the conclusion to 3000 words so that you hit the 5000 word requirement for your essay.

>> No.17895669

>>17895667
lana rhoades vibes

>> No.17895675

>>17895545
[code]
/thread
[code]

>> No.17895678

>>17895545
By showing the complexity of the topic and leaving the difficult questions unanswered. If you did your job well, no one who reads it will care what you think, and they shouldn't care.

>> No.17895682

>>17895678
Actually most people skip right to the conclusion if they're reading an academic journal (for most articles).
1 - read abstract
2 - if article sounds interesting, skim first few pages
3 - skip to conclusion
4 - if conclusion sounds interesting, read whole thing

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>>17895604
based.

>> No.17895971
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17895971

>And so, dear reader,

>> No.17895972

Repeating the last sentence creating a perfect word count

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>>17895545
>write an essay on James Joyce for a literature class
>decide to ape Joyce by turning on its head the trope of introduction and concluding paragraph being the same
>basically I make my essay cyclical like Finnegans Wake
>start in the middle of my these sentence
>concluding paragraph ends with the first half of the first sentence
>cycle completed
>Prof fails me and says this isn't a creative writing class
>says my essay was great but I really shouldn't do something radical in regards to style with an academic essay
>says he hopes I learned my lesson about trying to be inventive and original of not endearingly kitsch

>> No.17896358

>>17895545
1488

>> No.17896369

>>17895545
>And with these little considerations, dear reader, I bid you adieu.

>> No.17896394

>>17896353
if he thought your essay was great, he wouldn't have failed you. fuck that faggot

>> No.17896395

>>17895545
Thus you must agree, [Your autistic thesis]

>> No.17896480

...and, well, that's pretty much the long and short of it.

>> No.17896490

>>17896353
pretty petty to fail you over something like that

>> No.17896493

>>17895545
>and i'm trans btw, if that matters.

>> No.17896507

Why do anglos equate essays and academic papers? Or do you only call essay humanities-based academic work?

>> No.17896518

>>17896507
wut

>> No.17896533

>>17896518
nvm, googled it for myself. We would never call an academic paper "essay" where I'm form

>> No.17896548

>>17895545
Suggest at the end to read Call of the Crocodile

>> No.17896579

>>17896533
All kinds of writings can be academic

>> No.17896614
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>>17896579
academic muh ballz, beyatch

>> No.17896670

>>17895545
In Conclusion, Ted Kaczynski did nothing wrong.

>> No.17896677

>>17895545
>well, that's what i think anyway. haha

>> No.17896682

>>17895632
kek this would work on at least 1 professor in the world

>> No.17896687
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>>17895632
A+ anon, w-well done

>> No.17896703

>>17896353
Imagine going to college to write fucking circlejerk essays.
Hope you end up as a burger flipper, faggot

>> No.17896711

>The end...?

>> No.17897365
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>Thank you for reading.

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>>17895545
>It was all a dream...or was it?

>> No.17897619

By concluding with BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>> No.17897856

This is my first post here, don't judge...

>> No.17897876

>>17895545
In conclusion, as the saying goes it takes a village.

>> No.17897898

Unless you are retarded and need a reminder of my argument, a conclusion is not needed.

>> No.17898312

>>17895604
kek

>> No.17898339

>>17895545
>Ugh, I have spoken

>> No.17898351

>>17895545
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

>> No.17898888

>>17895545
"Furthermore, I think Carthago should be destroyed"

>> No.17899166

>>17898888
This is the one
/thread

>> No.17899812

>>17896353
>going to school trying to be a genius wannabe
ngmi

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17900190

>To be continued...

>> No.17900205

>>17895602

kek

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>And now, as we reach the end of the essay, it is important that the reader is reminded of the consequences should the preceding beliefs be acquired. For if man is prone to be unprincipled, if his intelligence is swayed by the fruitless works of that spineless representation of femininity, our posterity will remain on unstable ground.

>> No.17900238

Just end it with a picture of goatse

>> No.17900264

Q.E.D.

>> No.17900339

>>17896353
those are fighting words. obviously you can't just duel your professor in 2021, but you can hit him with a "that's why your wife died of cancer" or something. make him want to fight you, put the ball in his court.

>> No.17900401

"i'm sorry for wasting your time."'

>> No.17900466

>>17895545
And they lived happily ever after, the end.