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17831178 No.17831178[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why do “philosophers” today look like prepubescent boys? It used to be that you could look at a man and tell he’s wise, now everyone just looks like a fucking pseud

The least you can do is to grow some facial hair, for fucks sake. Shit is becoming embarrassing, no wonder people in uni today think philosophy is just pure psuedshit, useless and unappealing

>> No.17831192
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See? This is what I’m talking about

>> No.17831240

>>17831178
>why do people shave in a world where beards have been directly correlated to hippies, communists, and hipsters

I wonder why anon.

>> No.17831276

>>17831178
Modern philosophy is pseud shit. Name one modern philosopher who’s not a sophist.

>> No.17831284

>>17831192
He is not a philosopher, he is another "le epic sceptic" siphoning money off social media and patreon.

>> No.17831303

well, people will listen to men before they are like 60 YO now
age has a large impact of humans physical appearance

>> No.17831318

>Why did artists represent their subjects as beautiful rather than ugly?
Idk anon. Blame photography.

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>> No.17831387

>>17831372
More Basedren "Babyface" Kierkegaard.

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>> No.17831395

>>17831338
Big Dave eyeing a whopper

>> No.17831416

>>17831178
you write all of this yet you dont post your face, coward shit

>> No.17831490

>>17831347
what a stud

>> No.17831518

>>17831347
Believe it or not, but St. Aquinas was 25 years old at the time this picture was commissioned!

>> No.17831536

>>17831518
I believe it, middle ages art is horrible

>> No.17831562

>>17831178
I can't grow a beard anon. Sorry. I always wanted to have a cool wizard/prophet/sage beard even as a child. But my genes said no. What can I say.

>> No.17831583

>>17831240
sounds like a boomer projection

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>>17831178
>he thinks beard = masculinity
You're retarded, anon. The beard is the result of genetics; many a low T faggot has a beard. Pic related.

Masculinity is more about demeanor and action, rather than the "look." Although we can't downplay the effect of action on the body. Instead of "beards", you ought to look to a man's hands. The amount of callus on someone's hands is a better indicator of masculinity than a beard.

>> No.17831592

>>17831240
you forgot incels (ie neckbeards) that's why I shave
that and fucking itching!!!!

>> No.17831600

>>17831240
then why do most modern philosophers fall into one of those 3 categories?

>> No.17831628

>>17831584
There are no philosophers with callouses, besides maybe Thoreau.

>> No.17831636

>>17831628
and literally every Greek

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>>17831628
You're wrong, plenty of philosophers had thick strong hands. Look at Baudrillard's chad physiognomy and strong hands.

>> No.17831648

only philosophers in the present day I'm aware of are zizec the sniffling slav, that nasty looking french guy, and the tranny with the youtube channel.

>> No.17831670

>>17831347
>The Thomas Aquinas Church for Kids Who Can't Worship Good.

>> No.17831672

>>17831645
Baud was a farmer when young

>> No.17831727

>>17831192
Who even is this?

>> No.17831733

>>17831329
Fucking loser "philosopher"

>> No.17832118

>>17831240
do anglos really?

>> No.17832393

>>17831628
As an artist I sometimes get calluses. I'm also a philosophy graduate student and can't grow a beard. Cool.

>> No.17832424

Reminder that the Romans didn't grow beards.

>> No.17833241

>>17831347
He's a big guy

>> No.17833251

>>17832424
The one main philosopher-emperor grew a beard, to be fair.

>> No.17833272

>>17831178
>idealized portrayal of Le wise man through paintings and statues vs reality