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/lit/ humour thread

>> No.17671700
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>>17671670
>and a few footnotes from Goethe

>> No.17671724

>>17671670
keked

>> No.17671916

>>17671670
omg im finally a heckin epicerino oldfagster because i read that thread on that day heck yes 4chins im le cool now

>> No.17671964

>>17671916
>>17671916
>>17671916
BACK TO 9GAG

>> No.17672108

>>17671964
>all caps
>replies to same post three times
Post tits or GTFO f*moid

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>> No.17672131

>>17672108
>all caps
>replies to same post three times
I'd like you to meet a certain latin habitué of this board.

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>> No.17672138

>>17671670
>ywn have a schizo milf ranting about esoteric subjects living next to you
why live bros

>> No.17672173

>>17671670
Alright, that got a chuckle out of me

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>>17671670

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>>17672131
>heh
>see kiddo
>I'm the real oldfag of this board because I heckin epicly referencederinod subtly-diddly-doodly a spic named Kevin
>nothin personnel
>GET IT I SPELLED PERSONAL WRONG I AM SUCH A 2004 HECKIN EPICERINO OLDFAG

>> No.17672334

>>17672134
That's fucking hilarious holy shit

>> No.17672356

>>17671670
kek

>> No.17672439
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>> No.17672444

>>17672334
It's really illustrative of /lit/ humor at its best.

>> No.17672477

Does anyone have the one about meeting DFW somewhere and he starts asking liek HUH HUH? HUH? It's a really common one.

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>> No.17672759

>>17672477
That's the grocery store copypasta.
Just search the archive for "ran into DFW at the grocery store"

>> No.17672776

>>17672759
>>17672477
>>/lit/thread/S12504640#p12507427

>> No.17672787
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anyone have that schizo Hegel pasta about there being nothing behind the curtain before you see the other side and so on

>> No.17672932

>>17672787
also interested in this

>> No.17672944

Someone post the one about Hegel's writing being detected as spam

>> No.17673083

Someone post the meme from Memento where it says don't "believe his lies" in reference to Hegel

>> No.17673444

Did anyone ever screencap the anon who posted his cuck poetry awhile back? Pretty sure he was shitposting but it still gave me a good laugh.

>> No.17673573

>>17673444
>>/lit/thread/S17213167

>> No.17674862

>>17671670

what was she preparing him for

>> No.17674943
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>>17674862
the descent.

>> No.17675180

>>17674862
enlightenment of the abyss

>> No.17675211

>>17674943
this comes off to me as some sort of weird degenerate cope more than anything

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>> No.17675346

>>17675288
what's that channel

>> No.17675360
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>> No.17675366

Oh, it is that data miner posting his garbage.

sage

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>>17675507

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>> No.17675655

>>17672265
I don't know dude he did seem pretty epicerino
you got pwned over 9000

>> No.17675691

>>17675346
I can't find the video either. I want to know this too. It might be photoshopped though.

>> No.17675716

Don't know if is funny or cringe. The redditor crying misogyny is cringe. https://www.reddit.com/r/badphilosophy/comments/5gmuks/immanuel_kant_the_40_year_old_virgin/

>> No.17675723

>>17675507
guess he couldn't figure out which brother he wanted to be

>> No.17676032

>>17675346
It's an edited title. The original is, "Is Fortnite overrated?"
There was a thread a while back where people were posting their edited titles. Many involved Deleuze and Guénon.

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>>17671670

>> No.17676178

>>17671670
That actually scares me. Imagine someone ruins your hobby with their shitty way of suggesting books.

>> No.17676201

>>17676178
imagine being such an embarrassing little man that you lose your soul because you can't end your participation in a book club.

>> No.17676273

>>17672120
>i want you to perform the transaction now
Gets me every time.

>> No.17676503

>>17671670
This is one of the funniest things I have ever read holy shit

>> No.17676517

>>17674943
Can someone explain this?

>> No.17676534

>>17672134
this is one of my favourite things from 4chan, the last two words are majestic

>> No.17676585
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>>17673573
>a yellow sun
>for a yellow woman
Topjej

>> No.17676598

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcS3lwqEVIU&list=LL&index=45

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>> No.17676759

>>17671670
fuck, I'll never write something as funny as this. How depressing.

>> No.17676816

>>17676759
It's not that difficult. I could be much funnier than that if I wanted to be, but I am not a clown.

>> No.17676847

>>17676816
>I could be much funnier than that if I wanted to be
nope

>> No.17676860

>>17676847
Yes
You could be funny too, go ahead and try clown boy

>> No.17676863

>>17676860
Yes
You could be funny too, go ahead and try clown boy

how did i do?

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Before lit

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>>17676942
After lit

>> No.17676985

>>17675507
>this was 8 months ago
Holy fuck I have done nothing in nearly a year.

>> No.17676986

>>17676942
That is insanely sad

>> No.17676994

>>17676986
Insanely funny

>> No.17677006

>>17676860
I've now got a hairbrush stick out of my anus hoel, it's funny as hell.
Not only is it funny but no one is here to even see it, making it a wierd avant-garde thought experiment humour that requires no audience.
Thank you for teeching mee how to bee funnee

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>>17671670

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>> No.17677024

>>17676986
How do you find that sad? In all my wasted years on 4chan that is one of the few posts that makes my literally lol, every time

>> No.17677028

>>17677007
This isn't related to NFU at all lmao.

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>>17671670

>> No.17677036

>>17676517
He found the void.

>> No.17677051

>>17676947
Dear God, look at what your children have wrought and tell me that there is a hell.

>> No.17677054

>>17677024
Well, it made me lol as well, anon (and I'm gonna crop some of the end so I can send it on to other people); but it's also a little sad such a pure, innocent creature was driven to distraction in this way (although I don't know the story enough: I see her channel is still up, but last vid a year old)

>> No.17677059

>>17677051
Is that really her though? pretty sure driving people to distraction like this is a sin
Still a funny story tho

>> No.17677065

>>17676947
Is that actually her? I weep

>> No.17677066

>>17672134
never gets old

>> No.17677074

>>17676598
commies truly cant meme

>> No.17677084

>>17676947
she freed herself, nothing wrong with that

>> No.17677087

>>17676947
What was her name? I forgot.

>> No.17677093

>>17677054
She would have ended up like that anyways, don't sweat it.

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>> No.17677202

>>17677093
perhaps; what makes you believe that, anon?

>> No.17677224

>>17677031
Would read for the laugh

>> No.17677318

>>17676517
read no books: live in dumb retard world of images
read a few books: understand that theres some dark stuff going on that is obscured by our way of life within the west
read even more books: gain an understanding of beauty that is able to transcend or encompass the horrors
read even more books: become a schizo

>> No.17677321

>>17677182
sauce?

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>>17671670

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>> No.17677523

>>17677321
Groucho Marx - "Groucho and Me"

>> No.17677545

>>17677368
kek'd hard

>> No.17677554

>>17676517
Ya know there's a german poet back in the days who went insane after reading Hegel.

>> No.17677561

>>17677059
I wasn't talking about her, Anon. I was talking about us.

>> No.17677582

>>17677561
Understood, anon, but I thought you mean God's children (us, inter alios) had led her down this path

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>> No.17677622

>>17672134
kek, artemis fowl just makes it.

>> No.17677626

>>17676947
Amazing body tho

>> No.17677651
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>>17676947
Who’s got her Instagram?

>> No.17677658

>>17677651
me on the left

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This one strikes at my balls.

>> No.17677734

>>17677651
GUYSSS WHAT’S HER INSTA

>> No.17677753

Welcome to the nhk indeed

>> No.17677824

>>17676517
Hegel is literally the Devil.

>> No.17677833

>>17677017
>mfw I'm Marx in the making

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>>17671670

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>>17671670
and she has never recovered

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>> No.17678173

>>17675360
kek, the last line

>> No.17678207

>>17677587
That thread was both funny and sad.

>> No.17678222

>>17678089
seems a bit harsh, geez.

>> No.17678240

>>17677202
How exactly do you think anyone could stay 'pure and innocent'(letting alone that she almost surely wasn't in the first place) while existing on the modern internet

>> No.17678241

>>17678222
It's the truth.

>> No.17678262

>>17678241
Yes, but also harsh. Those truths could've been communicated to her, a young person, much more tactfully, instead of maliciously.

>> No.17678276

>>17678262
Shut the fuck up pussy.

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>> No.17678292

>>17678276
No

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>> No.17678306

>>17678292
I will masturbate to your post, imagining your hands and mouth running up and down my shaft and you cannot stop me.

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>> No.17678334

>>17678089
This is a bit mean spirited

>> No.17678337

>>17678321
tfw no gf who will let me drone on about stupid shit she doesn't care about

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>> No.17678348

>>17678306
That isn't very nice.

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>> No.17678423

>>17678240
I dunno, not watching porn or coming on 4chan for a start
You're treading on my dreams, anon

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>>17678378
Based. Now I’ve got a reading list of about 80 books. I don’t even why I’m here I should be reading right now desu

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>> No.17678436

>>17678423
the younger generation dream of being tiktok or instagram stars from age like 10. 4chan is beyond irrelevant to the general process of internet corruption

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>>17677720
>tfw you will never be a mystic shaman, going heyya hoyya with your 5 wives

>> No.17678454

>>17678089
who is she

>> No.17678464

>>17678436
i cri... Still, how young was this girl? and how degenerate is TikTok
t. not quite 30 year old boomer, but getting there

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>> No.17678487

>>17678464
tiktok is literally more degenerate than 4chan, you aren't even allowed to post a lot of their videos on this site

>> No.17678491

>>17671670
Test to see if faggo mods banned me

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>>17678453
>tfw no Occult-Science Hybrid Civilization

>> No.17678523

>>17678487
Dear me, that does sound pretty degen... Well maybe she wasn't on those things before, I dunno

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>> No.17678585

>>17678487
This hundred of times, eveytime i checked that site. the more convinced that genocide is bad but selective executions are recommendable.

>> No.17678674

>>17678074
>I try to stay away from people with rose and stein in their name

>> No.17678678

>>17676947
source?

>> No.17678682

>>17678344
hory based

>> No.17678686
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>mfw I look at every image to see if they might be one of my posts
>mfw they never are

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>> No.17678748

>>17678686
You need to say something profoundly stupid

>> No.17678750

>>17678682
stop samefagging your samefag screenshot wumao

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>>17678738
that's not funny

>> No.17678808

>>17677824
How?

>> No.17678936

>>17678750
stfu capitalist pog

>> No.17678957

>>17678936
>the opposite of capitalist is termite chinaman automaton
Max Blumenthal pls go collect another paycheck from soulless CCP bugmen spooks.

>> No.17678965

>>17678738
are the other pages blank?

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>>17678965
I did a quick google search and it appears to be from a novel

>> No.17679193

https://youtu.be/iWSSD8_sAF4

>> No.17679261

>>17678441
why

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>>17679261

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>>17679261
mira

>> No.17679305

>>17671670
>tfw no transendent-academic witch platonic Aunt-gf neighbor

>> No.17679602

>>17676947
>>17676942
We have failed in our collective duty as men

>> No.17679744

>>17672439
love this one

>> No.17679766

>>17675305
most accurate one ITT

>> No.17679807

>>17679602
i think the opposite

>> No.17679944

well. op's is humorous.

>> No.17680012

>>17678441
What DOES lie ahead?

>> No.17680037

>>17678290
This is actually very funny

>> No.17680079
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>>17679268
The wall truly is unstoppable

>> No.17680241

>>17678321
The picture just doesn't work with it. Maybe if he was talking about Rimbaud fantasizing about his sister pissing in a field, but that's a cameo around her neck, not a cross. Completely breaks the suspension of disbelief

>> No.17680263

>>17678308
Context? Is this an actual Memri thing

>> No.17680289

>>17678388
Second poster nearly got the first's style down, but hammed it up just a bit too much. Shame

>> No.17680319

>>17678089
Didn't she reply to that comment that she was born in 1998? And then she left the thread alone while her white knights rode in

>> No.17680351

>>17678089

kek

>> No.17680386

>>17671670
she sounds cute as fuck he should have made a move

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>>17679268
sweet jesus

>> No.17680440

>>17678441
rent free

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>>17676942
>>17676947

>> No.17680484

>>17675305
Lmao, it's fucking hilarious that OP would defend hedonistic escapism with an Eva image of all things. Clearly only watched it for the girls

>> No.17680504

>>17680386
it's just like my hentai

>> No.17680560

>>17676947
we helped her find herself

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>>17671670

>> No.17680636

>>17679282
This image is eye cancer. Why is there a bunch of reaction images scattered about as if it were a 4chan post?

>> No.17680649

>>17675502
Always glad to find this one in humor threads. Its glory shall not go forgotten.

>> No.17680663

>>17675507
God I hate women so much

>> No.17680713

>>17676942
I like to remember this so I know none of you are worth shit and I shouldn't take any advice coming from here seriously.

>> No.17680742

Well I don't know about any of that but well what has really been making me giggle lately is this idea this thought that I had the other day of some little African-American or even African student perhaps even graduate he is even quite smart perhaps if a bit effete and with the glasses of course and the close hair who takes it upon himself one day to read even study a bit of Faulkner. He opens up Light in August or Absalom, Absalom! and he knew of course perhaps even understands the need perhaps even is capable of placing himself outside of the reading but every nigger and every negroe and every monkey nigger and baboon and animal grinds on him just that small bit until he is of course incensed is utterly maddened at old Willy Cuthbert Faulkner who died some time ago and well I just giggle I just laugh so hard

>> No.17680743

>>17675502
This is still honestly good, which Psalm is the second to last one based off of? I need to find out and read the original.

>> No.17680746

>>17680636
it's epically owning a femoid

>> No.17680774

>>17675502
It's Psalm 88, found it

>> No.17680802

>>17680713
i remember seeing that thread and not being interested in the subject and hiding it and then later it turning into this gigantic epic moment that completely passed me by while i was here just making low key comments about what books i'd read that month

>> No.17680814

>>17675305
epig ownage! WE GOT EM, BOYS *high fives*

>> No.17680830

>>17678292
>>17678348
based mob psycho anon

>> No.17680940

>>17678321
>"God, grant me chastity and continence, but not yet!"
I have never not laughed at this

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>>17679268
Shot at the wall at maximum velocity

>> No.17681317

>>17671670
Your bookshelf

>> No.17681478
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>chilling with friends
>put morton feldman's second string quartet
>confront myself and my self (as an ontological historical entity) with the mirror of atonality (as a mirror is not an empathic but a reflexive entity, alien to the space and time it reflects and only existing by itself in relation to the other) and realize the boundaries of human thought, comprehension and consciousness
>reach rational ecstasy
>pleb friend gets up and says "what is this silence shit, lmao, put some nirvana"
>get angry at their rockist subaltern consumption conditioned by the structures of power of the imperialist white economies, but contain it
>calm myself down by remembering quotes from finnegans wake, my favorite book since i was a teenager
>mfw can't express myself because i'm a spectator in the society of spectacle

"It is not the slumber of reason which engenders monsters, but vigilant and insomniac rationality. - Gilles Deleuze" - ~Astigmata

>> No.17681493

>>17681317
*you're

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>>17676619

>> No.17681525

>>17681478
>>chilling with friends
>>put morton feldman's second string quartet
I would just start peeing on you right then and there, just whip it out and go

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>> No.17681560

>>17681525
daddy

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>> No.17681827

>>17681567
I need the source for this pdf, or at least the thread archive holy shit lol.

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>>17676942
>>17676947
We broke her, lads. It was psychic rape.

>> No.17681856

>>17681567
that thread was too good
unfortunately he never showed us the fullmwprk

>> No.17681886

>>17681567
Is it real? It’s

>> No.17681939

>>17677028
t. didn't understand NFTU

>> No.17682042

>>17678089
is this the girl /lit/ bullied into leaving the internet?

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>>17676942
>>17676947

>> No.17682153

>>17679268
She's only 24.

>> No.17682162

>>17672439
Out of all of this why was the word 'hobbo' the funniest part?

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>>17676942
>>17676947
I'm conflicted. On the one hand modeling for a painting is hardly thottery but on the other hand posting it on social media absolutely is.

>> No.17683286

>>17677007
The funny bone dance is just like this thread.

>> No.17683404

>>17675502
That new oat thread in catalog is the only other time oatposting has reached this level of kino

>> No.17683481

these greentexts are reddit. i have never seen a board with such formulaic and self-aware greentexts, and this is the writing board

>> No.17683485

>>17679268

Cope harder faggot, the wall is a cope for autists who want to sour grape not getting pussy now (in their mid twenties) or ever.

Savannah is a fine piece of pussy, as much as a tall girl with a bony ass can be anyway.

>> No.17683504

>>17681478
>>get angry at their rockist subaltern consumption conditioned by the structures of power of the imperialist white economies
Kurt Cobain was as well

>> No.17683587

>>17680319
yes her reply was "I was born in 1999"
kek

>> No.17683634

>>17683485
>phoneposting simp here listen up i've got a lot to say
no

>> No.17683654

>>17683634
I'm actually simping from the computer, I just write like that, it's called proper capitalization.

>being attracted to women is simp!
Creating gay little coping mechanisms to pretend YOU are not attracted to women is EVEN GAYER

>> No.17683675

>>17683654
>being attracted to a post wall monkey skeleton everybody else in the thread unanimously agreed hit the wall hard
you a roastie?

>> No.17683708

>>17683675
>other people's opinions decide for me if I'm attracted to a woman
Not very based, actually kinda cringe

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17683743

>>17671670

>> No.17683768

>>17678378
This is me. Made it through the Trojan War, p comfy

>> No.17683776

>>17683708
the democracy of woman attractiveness rating is the most primal democracy. all red blooded men agree, savannah brown is a wall monkey. you are a woman, your posts are very "precious" in tone and it's a dead giveaway. do you want to fuck? are you pre-wall or have you hit 25 already

>> No.17683864

>>17683776
>If everybody agrees then it is objective fact
Fag.
>this pretty girl is ugly because I could see her nasolabial folds in a cheerypicked image
pathetic cope
>u a roastie because no man would disagree with my retarded world view fed by social failure and piling up coping mechanisms
even more pathetic cope

>> No.17683887

>>17678089
Wow that's really disgusting

>> No.17683907

>>17678241
How delusional do you have to be to think that is the truth? That is a twister sliver of a picture much larger. It's normal to use social media to connect with others, and if you spend all your time reading books why wouldn't you make a channel about it if it falls into place as a good way to pass time when you're a teenager? People like you shouldn't use the word truth, it's just a weapon for your own insecurities.

>> No.17683949

>>17672134
Made me laugh.

>> No.17684163

>>17683864
all jokes aside how mad are you i knew you were a girl

did you talk to your boyfriend who introduced you to 4chan about it lol

>> No.17684206

>>17684163
Do you want a picture of my cock or something anon

>> No.17684222

>>17684206
Yes.

>> No.17684254

>>17678327
this is breddy gud, i'm getting a solid chuckle out of the idea of spending seven years on kant and only getting the categorical imperative out of it

>> No.17684292

>>17675532
This one will never be topped.

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>> No.17685123

>>17683907
I would say you are based but I cant get pussy so keyed it is

>> No.17685350

>>17678501
something weird happened to him in 95

>> No.17685435

>>17677720
I'd accept a word limit increase if lit became a text board

>> No.17685453

>>17681827
>or at least the thread archive
type the post number into the fucking archive ya goof

>> No.17685466

>>17681541
>not "ye can sail anywhere"
bad form

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>> No.17685843

>>17685491
women were a mistake

>> No.17686000

>>17685491
I never cared about the greeks but this unironically makes me want to get into it

>> No.17686069

>>17675507
I remember that thread.

>> No.17686073

>>17676142
Kek

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>>17680319
>>17683587
yessir

>> No.17686504

>>17686456
>I am seething.
lol

>> No.17686619

>>17678353
is it the spectacle as in debord's?

>> No.17686830

>>17686456
That last comment lmao.

>> No.17686847

>>17676947
kek

>> No.17686848

>>17680263
no, it is fake

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>>17676947
/lit/bros, I just found her OF. Too degenerate for me to link it.

>> No.17686938

>>17686857
post link

>> No.17686967

>>17675305
>>17680484
What's wrong with escapism?

>> No.17686988

>>17672265
U seem awefuly butt flustered LMAO must be because u liek men

>> No.17687014

>>17678378
I used to laugh at this pic and now I have become it

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>>17687014
>be me
>want to read a book
>jump into it
>extremely dense work of over 1000 pages of content by author of different country, religion and time period
>read it in one go, 8 hours a day everyday, get done in a month
>didn't understand jack shit
>brag that I read it
>vaguely describe the things I remember from it to people when I mention it, so people can attest that I've read it
>people nod knowingly
>still understand fuck all of that book
>will have to read that shit again some day

>> No.17687072

>>17676947
Holy fuck ai had no idea

>> No.17687094

>>17676947
holy hell

>> No.17687107

>>17672439
I am crying rn

>> No.17687132

>>17672439
>the dog owner who doesn't like to read but still brings his dog at the library because his dog likes to read

This fucked me up in laughter for some reason

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>> No.17687345

>>17680610
I don't get it

>> No.17687369

>>17685491
>600 years ago
my boy odysseus chilling with da vinci

>> No.17687427

>>17676517
hegelian bdsm

>> No.17687445

>>17676947
YASSSS QUWEEEN

>> No.17687446

>>17680743
>off of
Why are you even on /lit/?

>> No.17687499

>>17687345
post numbers

>> No.17687529

>>17678437
Kek

>> No.17687539

>>17672120
Kek

>> No.17687554

>>17676178
If you wouldn’t give up reading to sniff an Irish milf, you’re a fakecel.

>> No.17687634

>>17675305
nice

>> No.17687723

>>17675507
I was in this thread and was also matched with this girl on tinder at the time. Pretty strange feeling to have 4chan crossover into your life like that

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>>17671670

>> No.17687949

>>17678089
100% truth and if it hurt her she deserved to be hurt

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>> No.17688133

>>17686857
Post it.

>> No.17688294

>>17686967
It fails at achieving the desired result of escaping the situation you want to escape from. Generally, if the real world gets you down, you have to make real world changes to fix this, not close your eyes and pretend you're not there.

>> No.17688361

>>17688294
But I'm quite satisfied with my life, precisely because I don't engage with all the bullshit in the world
By 4chan standards I'd say my situation's great

>> No.17688739

>>17675532
Unequivocally funniest shit I’ve seen on here thus far. Shoutout to that E85 oil you bitches got in the Midwest. I filled my company car with that shit and let me tell you boys it did not work.

>> No.17688762

>>17686456
We need more anons like The Cat on here. Instead we have tripfags, kpopcels, simps, etc.

>> No.17688880

>>17681567
top kek

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>>17678453
>tfw no comfy 2000s timeloop

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>>17671670
china is evil for banning things oh wa............

>> No.17689411

>>17689015
>private company choosing not to publish something = censorship
neck yourself chud

>> No.17689455

>>17689411
>Censorship is exclusively from the Estate or public sector

Even piece of shit Wikipedia acknowledges that private entities can carry out censorship.

>Censorship is the suppression of speech, public communication, or other information. This may be done on the basis that such material is considered objectionable, harmful, sensitive, or "inconvenient."
>Censorship can be conducted by governments, private institutions, and other controlling bodies.
>Governments and private organizations may engage in censorship. Other groups or institutions may propose and petition for censorship. When an individual such as an author or other creator engages in censorship of their own works or speech, it is referred to as self-censorship. General censorship occurs in a variety of different media, including speech, books, music, films, and other arts, the press, radio, television, and the Internet for a variety of claimed reasons including national security, to control obscenity, child pornography, and hate speech, to protect children or other vulnerable groups, to promote or restrict political or religious views, and to prevent slander and libel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship

>> No.17689463

>>17687499
Damn.

>> No.17689472

>>17689455
you can publish those books once the rights expire and no-one is banning them, just ceasing to produce more. Buy them if you give so much of a shit. trump lost

>> No.17689476

>>17689411
>>17689455
government just routes its censorship though a private entity its fine now guys lol

>> No.17689514

>>17689476
dr. mengele seuss violated the nap it's only fair

>> No.17689596

>>17684222
Trips say he must deliver

>> No.17689655

>>17687726
KEK best one ITT

>> No.17690006

>>17678378
>I haven't spoken to another human being in years, but I know more about Ancient Greece than anyone in my formal friend group
I'm getting there. I was trying to describe how to make a convincing persuasive essay and I couldn't make the point without referencing Rawls.

>> No.17690083

>>17689411
>chud
Aren't you people supposed to be socialists? Why are you constantly fighting the bourgeoisie's battles for them? Nationalists and traditionalists aren't your main enemy. Capitalism is.

>> No.17690110

>>17671670
so fake

>> No.17690115

>>17689514
You think you're talking to lolbertarians?

>> No.17690605

>>17689411
BAKE THE CAKE BIGOT.

>> No.17691296
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[ERROR]

>> No.17691502

>>17678344
holy based

>> No.17691525

>>17690110
jealous you didn't think of it

>> No.17691556

>>17686000
kek same

>> No.17691602
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17691602

>>17686857
>>17686938
>>17688133
Some Anon several months ago posted all of her uncensored onlyfans pics. No I don’t have the pics, no I don’t have the thread, yes I would like an anon to tank the $10 for us and post a googledrive. I seem to recall her shapely hips and stubbly pussy making my diamonds.

>> No.17691641

>>17691296
I'm not even a Christian and I think this is based.

>> No.17691694

>>17678957
BASED
>>17678936
CRINGE

>> No.17691854

>>17691602
Do you have a more precise date? Trawling through the warosu archive is going to take hours.

>> No.17691889

>>17679282
funniest itt

>> No.17692150

>>17678300
ive been looking for this, thank you

>> No.17692539

>>17691854
not him but godspeed anon

>> No.17692607

>>17675305
that hits a bit too close

>> No.17692897

>>17687726
k-fucking-ek

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I hit paydirt. Two modeling videos, one nude and one clothed, and some photos in the same "artistic" vein. No overtly pornographic pics and no OF whatsoever as far as I can tell (and at this point I'm ready to declare >>17691602 and >>17686857 damned liars and curse them for getting my hopes up) but what's on the archive is better than what usually gets passed around. As far as I can tell all of her patreon posts are modeling videos and any photos (all of which, as far as I can tell, have nips and genitals blurred) would be on her IG which is currently private and which one anon at the time claimed had been scrubbed after she got wind of us finding her social media again.

I don't want to risk getting b& or the video link getting reported so I'll just say that if you search her first name on the archive you'll come up with what's there if you go back to the end of last august and also searching "https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/" on the archive comes up with results on the first page. Get it while you can, lads, because it might not be there for long after this post.

>> No.17693164

>>17692937
based

>> No.17693173

>>17692937
WTF, she's also an astrologer? big Renaissance women vibes here, frens