/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.17579028]

What's your ideal lit-gf /lit/? And how much did I hurt when you realised that not only does she not exist but that she will never exist.

Bukowski had it right, jerk off or fuck around when you want pleasure, but the best women can do for you is keep you busy.

[Anonymous No.17579038]

>>17579028
big tiddie short pale high iq frizzy hair jew

[Anonymous No.17579049]

>>17579028
>ideal
>existing

[Anonymous No.17579061]

>>17579038
based.
>>17579049
cope

[Anonymous No.17579130]

>>17579028
Mine exists and it's Rose, she even likes Bukowski too.
http://www.librarything.com/catalog/booksarefornerds/yourlibrary

[Anonymous No.17579149]

>>17579061
how is it a cope, to laugh at OP's post?
>What's your ideal lit-gf?
>Ideal
>And how much did [it] hurt when you realised...she [does] not exist.
> Does not existing


Learn your philosophy nigger, The perfect platonic thought-form doesn't exist on this plane.

[Anonymous No.17579273]

>>17579130
NO WAY : dude, i thought rose people were long gone and over. I remember actually watching her vids when I was in my teens, I never thought she was that lit though, being a stem person.
really sad when you think about that we only get a christmas vid nowadays. better than nothing though.

anyways, still applies. she's never going to be y o u r lit gf ya know.

[Anonymous No.17579286]

>>17579149
Plato didn't invent the words eidos or idea, nor was he the last philosopher to use the notion of the ideal. Then again words also have colloquial use, but to understand that you mustn't be an autistic faggot, who just read Phaedo and needs to show of.

[Anonymous No.17579290]

>>17579149
OP was probably talking about ideal in the general sense of ""what you want"" and ""could feel good with"" Following a streamer or e-girl of any kind would indeed be that Ideal in the Platonic sense; this just seems to be common idealism.

[Anonymous No.17579327]

>>17579028
aryan gf that is also culutred and smart.
>>17579038
i agree except jew and high IQ or woman and hight IQ, those are both almost impossible,but you pretty much described my lit teacher, except no big tiddy, just hot body and half jew.

[Anonymous No.17579503]

>>17579286
If you fall in love with some fantasy you've created then it will only ever exist in the mind. This is not really a complex point, and I'm stunned that there are people out there who cannot grasp this fundamental point, Plato or not.

>>17579290
He may well have been, and I'm sorry I posted this >>17579049 because I thought it was a funny post. You're completely right, so should I meekly accept that I made a faux-pas on the internet, whilst posting on 4chan?

It's almost as though I should have realised that my own personal view of humour is not shared with everyone and what OP must have implied in some teenage basement dwelling sense is the same as I felt in the 90's when I realised that Buffy the Vampire slayer was not only never going to be my gf, but she would never even know that I existed. It caused me immense amounts of grief at the time and I was wrong to laugh at the youthful naivety of OP who hasn't learned this simple lesson... that fantasy is not reality.

Or of course, perhaps OP is just a faggot?

[Anonymous No.17579545]

>>17579130
I love rose but her taste in books and music is absolute trash

[Anonymous No.17579633]

>>17579503
op here. neither a faggot nor a teenager--though I'm ten years removed from being a salty mid-thirties-boomer salt posting in some basket weaving forum.

[Anonymous No.17579637]

someone who is real and not a fictional manifestation of my loneliness

[Anonymous No.17580393]

I like Bukwoski :)
my ideal lit-bf likes pretty prose and lets me read and reads with me with our legs tangled together

one who texts me sentences that make him think of me

[Anonymous No.17580415]

>>17580393
My ideal lit-bf is Snufkin

[Anonymous No.17580424]

>>17580393
that sounds great femanon! nice to hear some people a r e around. gives you hope ya know.
Would you recommend stuff like Bukowski to lit interested femanons out there?
I'd really like to introduce some but I feel like it's too harsh maybe. I've gotten some weird looks reading Bukowski to people in the past.

[Anonymous No.17580434]

>>17580415
Kinda same.
One that fucks off and is cynical and mischievous.

[Anonymous No.17580440]

>>17579028
>and how much did I hurt when you realised that not only does she not exist but that she will never exist.
try having the ideal, perfect lit-gf and fuck it up after barely a year of relationship because you're immature and unworthy
even worse than not knowing that feeling is longing for it when you have experienced and you know it will never come back

[Anonymous No.17580451]

>>17580434
I love the whole wandering/comfort in nature though, I'm too endeared.

[Anonymous No.17580454]

>>17580424
Uhhh. My sister and I both enjoyed the crassness of Ham on Rye. So that one? But I feel like it has to be a certain flavor of girl.
His poetry is also great.

>we are like roses that have never bothered to bloom when we should have bloomed and it is as if the sun has become disgusted with waiting
*swoons*

[Anonymous No.17580459]

>>17580393
You will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.17580467]

[Anonymous No.17580472]

>>17580440
just fuck you dude
no one cares about your normalfag blog, try being a hugless kissless virgin for 20+ years

[Anonymous No.17580481]

>>17580459
this is news
i'll go cut my hair and remove eyeliner
thank you so much for the clarity :)

[Anonymous No.17580496]

>>17579028
>What's your ideal lit-gf /lit/?
Probably something like pic related.
>And how much did I hurt when you realised that not only does she not exist but that she will never exist.
If she doesn't already exist then I'll make her exist.

[Anonymous No.17580498]

>>17580481
You will never have a vagina

[Anonymous No.17580507]

>>17580440
Jesus christ no wonder she left you stop being such a pussy. If you are self-declared "unworthy" then maybe it was for the best.

[Anonymous No.17580517]

>>17580498
you all are so salty.
i was just trying to reassure you that girls who like bukowski exist :*

[Anonymous No.17580525]

>>17580507
it's a simple admission of one's faults

[Anonymous No.17580563]

>>17580496
Source ? and look up Stormfront from a show called the boys, you'd like her. Actress is jewish though.

[Anonymous No.17580592]

>>17580525
There's a distinction between making an honest mistake and groveling in self-pity over a replaceable woman. There are plenty of women out there craving assertiveness. Man up next time.

[Anonymous No.17580627]

>>17580563
Don't have the source sorry. And I've heard of that character in the show I actually read an article a few months ago and thought it was funny. But I didn't know they actually made her a rampant racialist lmfao. I guess it's to publicly demonize Stormfront (the website). The Jew truly knows no bounds. Will check it out for the keks though, thanks.

[Anonymous No.17580631]

>>17580592
you're making several assumptions over things you know nothing about
my mistakes had nothing to do with assertiveness

[Anonymous No.17580658]

>>17580631
I feel really bad, I hope you can find some kind of respite from your pain. you'll be fine, everything will be fine.

[Anonymous No.17580745]

>>17579130
Still sad 14-year-old me didn't get to marry her
I could have turned her into a Christian extremist

[Anonymous No.17580786]

>>17579130
based

[Anonymous No.17580888]

>>17579130
Rose is so perfect. It saddens me that she's in her 30s now and still childless.

[Anonymous No.17580939]

>>17579130
Lookwise atleast shes perfect, and has a nice enough personality
But shes got shitty tastes

[Anonymous No.17581292]

>>17580393
>one who texts me sentences that make him think of me
What the fuck does this even mean?

[Anonymous No.17581319]

>>17579028
Pretty much exactly like my gf except less proud, less mindgames, less retarded shittesting. Less real in general. Real women fucking suck.

[Anonymous No.17581337]

>>17581292
i mean he reads a book.
something within the book is pretty
then he grabs his phone, types it out, and send it to me.
it's romantic

[Anonymous No.17581407]

>>17580627
it's based on a comic tho stormfront was a dude in it
almost forgot kys poltard

[Anonymous No.17581435]

>>17580888
She's fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2wnuhbWlA0

[Anonymous No.17581501]

>>17581337
Oh yeah I do this with my gf sometimes.
It is romantic.
Have you ever had a bf who reads?

[Anonymous No.17581523]

>>17579028
I'm getting tired of ideal waifu coomer angel wankery, you fags have burnt me out and I'm about past it. I like females, the female form and spirit, and understand loneliness but you fags have to stop pigeonholing meaning and redemption into a single point (a gf). If she comes she comes, but there's so much else you can choose to take on in life, and pathetically grieving over this certainly won't attract her.

[Anonymous No.17581527]

Jesus christ everyone on this board is retarded.

Go talk to a fucking girl about books instead of idealizing the perfect /lit/ girl and then tripping over your own self-importance.

Being an anti-social literary dipshit isn't romantic, it's sad.

[Anonymous No.17581597]

>>17581501
no :(
lit boys are rare for me too i guess

[Anonymous No.17581614]

>>17581523
ty this is based stop shitting up the board with posts about your dream sweetie pie honey bunch baby lady mommy goddess

[Anonymous No.17581615]

>>17581527
It's fun to talk about though.
If we're readers, then we're dreamers.

[Anonymous No.17581636]

>>17581435
She's just too herself to be part of some sort of societal movement, construct; I guess non autistic people on lit with some shreds of functioning in society, who are also young people, feel the same. The internet has made life just that more cruel -- in that we can talk to people, get to know them : learn about the entire world and all its people, but still be shackled by economics, by family : by culture and language : by time and age, generation and upbringing. It's a shame.

[Anonymous No.17581648]

>>17581614
you either see your partner as a partner or as your woman/man. I'd like to have a partner instead of just a woman, I'd want her to feel the same way.

[Anonymous No.17581847]

>>17581597
Well, if you find a guy that you like that doesn’t seem to be a complete fucking idiot gift him a book with some cute handwritten inscription in it.
That’s what my gf did and it worked.

[Anonymous No.17581862]

>>17581847
isn't that precious?
I'll try to hand out the stranger and kundera and see how it works.

[Anonymous No.17581939]

busty wide hip latina gf that reads medieval marquez and will have 3 kids with me, love me, and cook for me

[Anonymous No.17582002]

>>17581939
medieval poetry*

[Anonymous No.17582023]

>>17580496
Of course I love the red blemishes on your skin, they give you personality. No no I'm actually serious here, they suit you and I think they look cute. I mean I haven't ever been with a boy since the accident. Oh no lets no dwell on that, I'm not comfortable talking about t-that.. well okay if you want to but I don't really....how did it start?
I think I found out he was cheating on me, I was terrified so I looked at his phone and there....you know I think we should drop this, why do you want me to go on?
What do you mean you get off on that...you mean....I can't believe this, I don't believe this. So you're dating me because you enjoy emotional emasculation?
You know I thought you were real cute when I first met you but I just don't
DON'T TOUCH ME
I'm sorry I...I wasn't thinking straight, I didn't consider the possibility that you might be joking...you weren't joking, what the fuck?
What the fuck is wrong with you, no get away from me

[Anonymous No.17582045]

She did exist, and we were sort of friends and hung out a few times. Then she stopped talking to me for some reason.

[Anonymous No.17582060]

>>17582045
I'm sorry, I was getting railed by a mixed race but mostly white looking guy who reminded me of my dad. Our time together was special too but I had to move on. Now I'm 28 and dating a failed musician. My life is better this way.

[Anonymous No.17582076]

>>17581862
Do it. Finding a lit parter is worth it. If you are a good girl, he will let you sit on his lap while you take turns to read outloud in front of the fireplace as a reward.

[Anonymous No.17582096]

I've never had a relationship and I don't think I ever will
Something went wrong in my early development and now I'm fucked up
How do I cope?

[Anonymous No.17582099]

>>17582076
wtf, I want a lit bf now too

[Anonymous No.17582125]

>>17579028
>likes me
>is nice to be around
>likes when I read to her

>a medium amount

[Anonymous No.17582129]

>>17581407
>say jews are bad
>must be poltard
This kind of logic is why intelligent people don't come to these boards.
Almost forget kys KIKE.

[Anonymous No.17582141]

>>17582099
it's the dream
the fantasy
the goal

you could be a wayward hermit
id cook for you

you could be penniless
i don't need your money

just want to read with someone who like the same book
and maybe slaps it out of my hands when he wants my attention

[Anonymous No.17582142]

>>17581407
>it's based on a comic tho stormfront was a dude in it
How is that relevant to anything?

[Anonymous No.17582149]

>>17582129
We don't need your IQ of 85 on this board

[Anonymous No.17582158]

>>17582141
No way, I do a ton of cooking and baking on my own already, really love giving that to my loved ones. but yes, it does sound wondrous

[Anonymous No.17582164]

>>17582023
Take your meds schizo

[Anonymous No.17582184]

>>17582149
>IQ of 85
I'm not a nigger like you /lit/ pseud faggot.

[Anonymous No.17582191]

>>17582184
You're a white nigger.

[Anonymous No.17582194]

>>17582158
i'm not this anon but i am a bakerbro too. what is your favorite thing to bake? i recently learned how to make soft pretzels and i really like making them because they are simple but delicious. my all-time favorite savory bake is quiche with a thick shortcrust and my favorite sweet bake is probably cherry clafoutis or tarte tatin.

[Anonymous No.17582200]

>>17582184
You're a schizophrenic redneck methhead, much better.

[Anonymous No.17582202]

>>17582191
Why again exactly? Because you sperg out anytime someone talks about your beloved kike overlords or your favorite comic book? Fuck off

[Anonymous No.17582207]

>>17582194
Flan for sure, coconut flan esp. And I get they're less complex/lengthy but I love the results.

[Anonymous No.17582214]

>>17582200
>redneck
Not in muttland. Try again, dirty shitskin.

[Anonymous No.17582218]

>>17582194
nothing like a simple loaf of french bed next to a stew that's been simmering all day

[Anonymous No.17582237]

>>17582214
>>17582202
85 iq was too generous, try 8

[Anonymous No.17582239]

>>17582207
flan is really nice - i have had cocoflan once and was very impressed by the texture and taste
>>17582218
agree, a hearty, crusty bread with beef bourguignon is a god-tier meal

[Anonymous No.17582248]

>>17582237
So are you a Jew or are you brown I'm genuinely curious as to who is behind this board going to absolute shit?

[Anonymous No.17582251]

>>17582239
Yeah and among just TOO many other things, to cover in a random convo here, lots of other more difficult cakes/desserts, I have also enjoyed thoroughly.

[Anonymous No.17582252]

>>17582248
> I'm genuinely curious as to who is behind this board going to absolute shit
You

[Anonymous No.17582264]

>>17582248
go back to /pol/ cretin

[Anonymous No.17582272]

>>17582251
have you tried making sharlotka? it's a very naturally sweet, mostly apple slightly cake that was a lot of fun to make and eat. i found a julia child cookbook on the sidewalk in a box and have been working my way through that.

[Anonymous No.17582285]

>>17579028
WHATS her name

[Anonymous No.17582288]

>>17582023
Lmfao you’re so triggered

[Anonymous No.17582293]

>>17582272
No never, I've done, I think, less interesting things. Also I'm sorry but I feel a bit off talking about this here, def some weirdness on my end so no worries, but I'll try to make one some time for you.

[Anonymous No.17582295]

>>17582285
Alice Pagani

[Anonymous No.17582296]

>>17582252
>>17582264
So both then? Niggers, white guilt pseuds, and Jews. Got it.

[Anonymous No.17582300]

>>17582293
no problem man, if anything on your end is amiss rn i hope you feel better soon and make some nice foods for yourself, your friends, and your family in the meantime

[Anonymous No.17582303]

>>17580496
Based cutie

[Anonymous No.17582309]

>>17582248
/pol/tards are the reason this board is shit desu because they never talk about books but would rather talk about duh j00z and 'women r whores" every 5 seconds

[Anonymous No.17582322]

>>17582300
No, I want to share so many more details w/ you but I really rather do it in a private space. Everything is fine, and anyway this is supposed to be for books

[Anonymous No.17582325]

>>17582295
thanks broski - she is absolutely stunning - a testament to human beauty!

[Anonymous No.17582346]

>>17582309
Incorrect. Typically something relating to Hitler gets posted and the white-guilt pseud faggots crawl out of the woodwork because they think they can "own da fash" by shitting up the board with their Jew loving faggotry, even though Hitler has been a part of 4chan culture since time began.

[Anonymous No.17582572]

>>17580517
Fuck off to Facebook

[Anonymous No.17582613]

>>17579028
>Da’at Darling
tfw no occultist cutie gf

[Anonymous No.17582618]

>>17582572
I don't have one but maybe I should
Join a FB group called "Wommin who read"
First book idea?

[Anonymous No.17582644]

>>17579028
No idea, lately, I have been getting more into what I don't want out of someone. This is easier, OP.

[Anonymous No.17582800]

>>17579637
youtube trannies get the rope

[Anonymous No.17582868]

I'd love to be the father, Mr. Mortmain, from 'I Capture the Castle'.
Me, my young model wife Topaz and my cheeky /lit/ daughters.
All of us living happily in genteel poverty.
Writers block suffered in an old corner of a decaying English castle, and like I said, i'm banging a young hottie named Topaz.