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ITT: books that give you an advantage in life and help you succeed

>> No.17366212

The Holy Bible
/thread

>> No.17366213

>>17366204
success is a normie psyop

>> No.17366220

>>17366204
Unironically my diary desu.

>> No.17366250
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>> No.17366252

Alexandra is so hot bros....

>> No.17366256

>>17366250
Les Mis is as reddit as it gets

>> No.17366258

>>17366252
Another booktuber?

>> No.17366260

>>17366252
im more of a andrea guy myself

>> No.17366265

>>17366258
women’s chess champ that streams on twitch

>> No.17366270

>>17366252
She reminds me of the Festivus episode of Seinfeld where one of Jerry's girlfriends is hot in one light and ugly in another. From some angles, she looks amazingly beautiful, and from others, she looks just ok.

>>17366258
Twitch streamer. She plays chess and often shares her stream time with her younger sister. BotezLive is the name of their channel.

>> No.17366287
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>>17366270
>LE HECKIN POP CULTURE REFERENCE

>> No.17366294
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>>17366287
Seinfeld is based zoomernigger

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>>17366294
>NOOO NOT MY HECKIN KIKERINO TELEVISIONERINO BOOMERINOO NOOOO

>> No.17366305

>>17366260
man of taste

>> No.17366320

>>17366304
Yes that’s me. Yes I said that. Yes I’m HIV positive. Is there an issue?

>> No.17366329

KEK anons, stop. But Seinfeld is great. I'm going to see if I can find it dubbed in French. Thanks, anon.

>> No.17366345

>>17366256
Lol faggot

>> No.17366354

andrea is better, cuter voice, funny outgoing and confident personality, better body and face.

only thing alex has going for her is her pee fetish.

>> No.17366355

>>17366345
Cope

>> No.17366362

>>17366329
No French dubs, anons.

>> No.17366381

>>17366354
>annoying gravely voice
>annoying adhd extrovert
>dresses like a harlot
>rat face
No thx fag

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>>17366381
dilate

>> No.17366394

Pretty much all of them.

>> No.17366397

>>17366391
dilating alexandras pussy with my PENIS as we type

>> No.17366400

Overcoming Social Anxiety: Step by Step

>> No.17366405

Seriously, anons? I mean this isn't /b/.

>> No.17366410

>>17366405
Newfag, nu-/lit/ is /b/.

>> No.17366431

>>17366410
This is just getting on my nerves. This isn't /b/. What are you reading, anon? Are anons even reading? Just go to pornhub, jack one off and get back. We can't have a thread with a fully clothed girl pic, without anons immediately turning it in a coom fest.

>> No.17366435

>>17366431
Stop thinking of dirty pornstar sex when you see decently dressed women anon

>> No.17366454

>>17366391
this does nothing for me because I can't imagine having sex with a girl that hot

>> No.17366461

>>17366454
KEK anon, just get out of your room.

>>17366435
I'm fine, anon. Just stop with this shit. Look at this thread. It was unironically supposed to be decent.

>> No.17366551

>>17366256
Wow how deep

>> No.17366592

The problem with both sisters is they have the kind of faces/voices where I can pretty easily envision how they will look and sound when they’re 60+ and once you see that you cannot unsee it.

>> No.17367003

>>17366213
/thread

>> No.17367051

In terms of actual usefulness? The Charisma Myth changed my life.

>> No.17367053

The 48 Laws of Power.
The laws actually work if you aren't autistic. Anyone who tells you otherwise is socially retarded.

>> No.17367074

>>17366204
booglehead guide to investing

>> No.17367090

>>17367053
Would you be comfortable if a sociopath that is in your inner circle read such a book?

>> No.17367107

>>17367090
Yeah why not? Reading the book can also be used in a defensive way rather than just an offensive way. If you know the tricks, you can spot other people trying to use them.

>> No.17367125

>>17366213

based

>> No.17367128

>>17367107
Yes, I figured. Now I got to read this shit.

>> No.17367162

>>17367128
Don't go into it taking it too literal. Some laws are more applicable and realistic than others, depending on your position in life etc. But the ones that are universally true are like "golden rule" tier life truths.
And if you get nothing else out of the book, it still has 50-100 great historical anecdotes that are entertaining.

>> No.17367174

>>17367162
I took a look at the ToC and it seems like Gracian's Pocket Oracle. You should check it out, if that is your thing.

>> No.17367184

>>17366213
this. take the loserpill.

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>>17367184
woke

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>>17366213

>> No.17367335

>>17366204
bible and real life. thats it

>> No.17367337

>>17366213
kekd

>> No.17367349

>>17366204
Mein Kampf taught me how to deal with narcissists.

>> No.17367366

>>17366252
Wait until you notice the huge cancerous growth on her right cheek.

>> No.17367591

>>17367278
Finally a 'oomer template I actually relate to

>> No.17367707

Everyone here is a social loser

>> No.17367774

>>17366204
The Bell Curve

>> No.17367933

>>17366204
how to become rich Jew?

>> No.17367971

>>17366260
good taste

>> No.17368017

>>17367707
That's not true, I am an antisocial loser

>> No.17368104

>>17366252
I used to like her somewhat pessimistic rants... I don't know if she still does it.

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>>17366213

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hmm

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>>17366287
>>17366304
>Autistic Zoomer gets triggered by a reference to Seinfeld.
>Posts s o y jaks to mock other anon despite being a gigantic faggot.
>Reeees about pop-culture despite spending time on a board devoted to pop-culture but in a different format.
I seriously hope this isn't the user-base this site has to look forward to.

>> No.17369580

>>17368339
Hilariously vulgar

>> No.17369613

>>17366204
Probably everything by Aristotle
He basically teaches you how to think correctly/Speak professionally/Basically explains all of psychology/etc...

>> No.17369633

>>17366213
holy cope

>> No.17369694

>>17366204
decent parents
oh wait

>> No.17369718

>>17366204
Why did she do it?

>> No.17369722

>>17366204

It's quite disturbing how much her appearance has deteriorated in the past couple of years.

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>>17366213
We're hitting levels of based and red-pilled that shouldn't even be possible.

>> No.17369740

>>17366204
I just finished Atomic Habits and it was actually very helpful.

>> No.17369762

>>17367933
I'm a jew now too where's my money?

>> No.17369773

>>17366213
>>17367003
>>17367125
>>17367184
>>17367200
>>17367278
>>17367591
>>17367337
>>17368118
>>17369633
>>17369732
A certain carpenter Shih was travelling to the Ch'i State. On reaching Shady Circle, he saw a sacred li tree in the temple to the God of Earth. It was so large that its shade could cover a herd of several thousand cattle. It was a hundred spans in girth, towering up eighty feet over the hilltop, before it branched out. A dozen boats could be cut out of it. Crowds stood gazing at it, but the carpenter took no notice, and went on his way without even casting a look behind. His apprentice however took a good look at it, and when he caught up with his master, said, "Ever since I have handled an adze in your service, I have never seen such a splendid piece of timber. How was it that you, Master, did not care to stop and look at it?"

"Forget about it. It's not worth talking about," replied his master. "It's good for nothing. Made into a boat, it would sink; into a coffin, it would rot; into furniture, it would break easily; into a door, it would sweat; into a pillar, it would be worm-eaten. It is wood of no quality, and of no use. That is why it has attained its present age."

When the carpenter reached home, he dreamt that the spirit of the tree appeared to him in his sleep and spoke to him as follows: "What is it you intend to compare me with? Is it with fine-grained wood? Look at the cherry-apple, the pear, the orange, the pumelo, and other fruit bearers? As soon as their fruit ripens they are stripped and treated with indignity. The great boughs are snapped off, the small ones scattered abroad. Thus do these trees by their own value injure their own lives. They cannot fulfil their allotted span of years, but perish prematurely because they destroy themselves for the (admiration of) the world. Thus it is with all things. Moreover, I tried for a long period to be useless. Many times I was in danger of being cut down, but at length I have succeeded, and so have become exceedingly useful to myself. Had I indeed been of use, I should not be able to grow to this height. Moreover, you and I are both created things. Have done then with this criticism of each other. Is a good-for-nothing fellow in imminent danger of death a fit person to talk of a good-for-nothing tree?" When the carpenter Shih awaked and told his dream, his apprentice said, "If the tree aimed at uselessness, how was it that it became a sacred tree?"

"Hush!" replied his master. "Keep quiet. It merely took refuge in the temple to escape from the abuse of those who do not appreciate it. Had it not become sacred, how many would have wanted to cut it down! Moreover, the means it adopts for safety is different from that of others, and to criticize it by ordinary standards would be far wide of the mark."

>> No.17369784

>>17366287
>>17366304
newfaggot

>> No.17369841

>>17367051
how has your charisma and social standing changed?

>> No.17369878

>>17369580
faggot

>> No.17370322

>>17369878
Once a girl puts her ass cheeks out on full display willingly, she loses all of her non-carnal value.

>> No.17370343

>>17366354
Wut

>> No.17370355

>>17369773
Cool story, never seen it before bro.

>> No.17370678

>>17370322
that's the only value

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>>17368339
>tfw her most sexually provocative instagram picture also includes her feet

>> No.17370712

>>17370678
I will pray for your soul. It has to be tough to watch others in such an inhuman way; no wonder you were pleased with her degradation.

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>>17366213
my god this is keyed as fuck

>> No.17371523

>>17366287
Enjoying your first day?

>> No.17371590

Post more cute girls

>> No.17371702

>>17368339
beach photos are disgusting

>> No.17371718

>>17371702
Well, they are when your asshole is covered by a mere line of fabric.

>> No.17371728

>>17366220
not bad

>> No.17371735

>>17366454
yes, I too have this affliction. Plain Janes turn me on much more

>> No.17371758

>>17371718
it's almost a nudist hangout

>> No.17371823

>>17366304
>>17366287
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE CULTURAL REFERENCES TO OLD TV SHOWS YOU CAN ONLY DO THAT WITH 4CHAN MEMES NOOOOO

>> No.17371954

>>17369773
is this from zhuangzi
how does this apply to real life

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>>17371954
>how does this apply to real life

>> No.17372015

>>17371977
i don't understand anon
unlike the tree the useless man is dying from hunger irl

>> No.17372092

>>17372015
Success by the standard of society would have killed this tree long ago. Instead, the tree chose its own measure of success, which in the long run made it great.

Had it fallen for the societal success meme, he would have only gathered a minimal, unremarkable success, which would have cost it its life.

>> No.17372369

>>17372092
what about the hundreds of small deaths a person goes through by going against society

>> No.17373351

>>17369694
"oh wait" indeed. That's not a book you illiterate fuck

>> No.17373799

>>17366304
talk to women, see the world, get off the computer, come back, and find out if you're still a miserable nazi

it worked for me when i tried it!

>> No.17373805

>>17366204
made for sex horny little slut

>> No.17374275

>>17366204
For some reason I can't find her attractive. I think it's because she looks like a typical femcel but with a hot face. Zero swagger.

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>>17366213

>> No.17374308

>>17370698
crazy how kant died a virgin

>> No.17374315

>>17374275
It's probably the retarded gum/tooth ratio.

You take that away and she's a very good looking girl.

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>>17373799
>talk to women
That's how I ended up a miserable Nazi. Why would I want to go see a world where those things exist? Disgusting.

>> No.17374703

>>17374315
I don't find her attractive even in pics when she's smiling with her mouth closed.

>> No.17374732

>>17373351
books dont make you successful, you failure

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>>17374463
Then find a cute twink and disregard women entirely, then.

>> No.17374886

>>17366213
Holy based

>> No.17375834

>>17366213
/lit/ - Literature

>> No.17375885

>>17369773
>so have become exceedingly useful to mysel
damn....

>> No.17375932

>>17374737
me on the top

>> No.17375991

I'd say meditations, helped make me gain a good state of kind I've kept since

>> No.17376028

>>17366213
It really is.

>> No.17376105

>>17371977
Based Klaymenposter

>> No.17376337

>>17368104
link?

>> No.17376552

>>17366204
I currently have a nice supportive family, in my countrys top law school with a very good chance of getting in med school next year, a girlfriend, money in the family, decent looks, six foot and so on. I'm still miserable...Lord save me

>> No.17377188

>>17366204
Brothers Karamazov will put you on the right path.

>> No.17377222

>>17366213
this guy is so enlightened. I'd rather have a wife, 10 kids and eat organic food like an Amish that being a soulless lawyer.

>> No.17377235

>>17372369
they are, as another anon succintly put it, normie psyops and have no substance

>> No.17377236

>>17376552
good, you deserve it

>> No.17377291

>>17366256
Filtered by a french writer ayyy

>> No.17377297

>>17366304
Have sex

>> No.17377312

>>17366454
>he lacks control even in his imagination
Anon, I...

>> No.17377325

>>17367278
>loving parents
>friends
Heh

>>17366213
This is true though.

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>>17366204
The Prince
>but it's just about running a renaissance era principality
That's the area it explores but it reveals so much more about human nature. Machiavelli wasn't just talking out of his ass either, he was a very well-versed scholar of ancient histories and wisdom

>> No.17377888

>>17377236
Kek

>> No.17378131

>>17366204
She looks like she sucks cock

>> No.17379215

>>17367053
>>17367107
>>17367162
First person I have seen on here that understands the book, god bless you, this board is full of retards discussing complex philosophical questions while being too autistic to grasp any methods demonstrated in this simple summary book. All of Greenes books had a big direct impact on my life, some things completely changed it and others rescued me from potential catastrophe.

>> No.17379261

>>17366204
I want to fuck her mouth and make hear eat my CUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUM

>> No.17379282

>>17377345
More importantly Machiavelli is simply based

>> No.17379318

>>17374737
>all the most insufferable parts of a woman
>none of the biological parts of the woman
this is literally worse

>> No.17379406

>>17373799
I did all these things and became a happy Nazi

Seems you lost a bit of what matters.

>> No.17379878

>>17376552
What is wrong with you?
Are you blind or have AIDS or something of that sort?

>> No.17380323

>>17366213
Basado Señor

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>>17366213

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>>17366213

>> No.17381861

>>17373799
lmao this cuck is seething!!

>> No.17382070

>>17376552
Probably because you are bored of your surroundings, you need some challenges

>> No.17382499

>>17366204
she and her sister are successful because their parents are rich. everything else stems from that, even them being hot

>> No.17382668

>>17366204
Crucial Conversations: Tools for Talking When Stakes Are High

How to Win Friends and Influence People

>> No.17382887

>>17366213
Anon..I kneel..

>> No.17383261 [DELETED] 

>>17369083
Honestly referencing 4chan memes outside of this site is much more embarrassing than any popular culture reference. I don't think anything any seinfeld quote or even some reference to capeshit will age as bad as the vaguely racist self help doomer wojak shit