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BEARD FAGS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

>> No.17314968

>>17314966
it's true, i wear a beard just to hide my double chin (and it works)
still an incel tho

>> No.17314981

is there anything this man wrote that wasn't a sour grapes cope ?

>> No.17314982

>>17314966
This is true and it is the reason I have a beard.

>> No.17314996
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>>17314981
He comes off as incredibly bitter in everything he wrote. This is what having a shitty mom does to a mf.

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>>17314966
it is insanely based; pic related

>> No.17315002

>>17314966
I'm genuinely convinced he'd be a 4channer if he were alive today.
>ywn read a Schopy essay shitting on redditors

>> No.17315004

>>17315002
>>ywn read a Schopy essay shitting on redditors
why even live?

>> No.17315006

>>17314996
fucking kek is this real?

>> No.17315008

>>17314981
Yes if you actually read his contributions to philosophy instead of digging through his private letters to find embarassing quotes. OP is a fag btw.

>> No.17315014

>>17314996
imagine being btfo this hard by your own mother. no wonder he hated women.

>> No.17315016

>>17315002
damn just thinking about it already sounds based. i can just read it in my mind already, how he goes point after point shitting on them for being giant trend following faggots

>> No.17315021

>>17315006
Yes, he and his mother had a terrible relationship. She caused his father to kill himself and then moved across Germany to join the free love movement, and so Schopenhauer resented her all his life. On top of this, she was often abusive. She even threw him down a flight of stairs once.

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>>17314966

>> No.17315036

>>17314966
If women can show 85% of their body on the street or at work, I can grow my beard and hair out.

>> No.17315041

>>17314996
damn i feel like this is addressed to me..

>> No.17315071

>>17315021
What the fuck. Source?

>> No.17315077

>>17314966
>>17314996
I keep forgetting they are the same person he looked so different when he was old

>> No.17315092

>>17315077
That's what a life of literary obscurity does to you. Imagine writing masterpieces that are only discovered when you're old

>> No.17315093

>>17314981
KEK Rantenhauer? OFC, anon. No kidding check his Parerga und Paralipomena. He is cool af.

>> No.17315097

>>17315071
The biographical section of his wiki, also his biography by Cartwright

>> No.17315106

>>17314999
>shoulderlet

>> No.17315117

>>17315036
if u want to imitate a woman, that is your choice

>> No.17315124

>>17314966
>a sexual symbol in the mdidle of the face
I'm pretty sure all those women craved 70 year old men with their long gray beards

>> No.17315126

>>17315071
Not that anon, but I've read it in Will Durant's History of Philosophy.

>> No.17315135

>>17315097
have you read the biography?

>> No.17315153

>>17315135
Yeah. It wasn't the best biography I've read, but it was decent. It's a shame we don't a definitive biography of him.

>> No.17315175

>>17315021
kek what a stupid whore, no wonder schopy was redpilled on women.

>> No.17315190

>>17315153
have you also read the world as will and idea? is it any good?

>> No.17315199

>>17315190
Yes, I've read it several times. Schopenhauer is my favorite philosopher. I'd highly recommend it.

>> No.17315245

>>17315199
nice. i've read bryan magee's book on him and i'm about to start with his own book. by the way there is a long biography of him by his literary exec but it's only in german. it's probably better than third or fourth hand biographies.

>> No.17315305

>>17314996
she will always be remembered as Schopenhauer's mother and her shitty books are long forgotten
deal with it beatch

>> No.17315470

>>17314999
I could kill this "male" with a single punch.

>> No.17315486

>>17315470
A teenager could kill him.

>> No.17315487

>>17315470
That's nothing to be proud of anon. A child also could probably kill him kek

>> No.17315562

>>17315092
McCarthy looked even better in his 50s than he did in his 20s though

>> No.17315604

>>17314996
She deserved to be pushed down those stairs

>> No.17315801

>>17314966
Quotes like this remind me why I can't take philosophy seriously. Imagine going to guys like this for life advice.

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>>17315002

>> No.17315835

>>17315801
Philosophy is not life advice though. It's not some sophisticated self-help. It's mostly elaborate theories and argumentation, and you are supposed to judge the reasoning by yourself, again not like some advice from self-help gurus or clergymen that you're just supposed to take. The quote from OP is also very obscure, probably taken from a private letter or something. I'm sure most of us wouldn't want our text messages published posthumously.

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>>17314966
Go back in time to say that to my fucking face and see what happens.

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>>17314996

>> No.17315955

>>17315911
So the second anon is saying that she is a woman and she doesn't find Schopenhauer sexually attractive? Why would you even care about a long dead philosopher's sex appeal? Imagine looking at Sappho's painting and thinking "damn she has nice tits I better go read her books"

>> No.17316072

>>17314981
>is there anything this man wrote that wasn't a sour grapes cope ?
Ah, so you're one of those fucking pseuds who skim through 'On Women' and perhaps 'studies in Pessimism' and think both works constitute his entire philosophical corpus? Refrain from speaking about Schopenhauer until you've read the World as Will and Representation.

>> No.17316144

>>17315804
Schopenhauer lived before the time that people were proud of being oppressed by their nation.

>> No.17316227

Copenhauer

>> No.17316248

>>17315117
t. seething baldy

>> No.17316290

>>17314999
The mere existence of 'gamers' is irl existential horror.

>> No.17316301

>>17314996
Holy cow , the rancor

>> No.17316326

>>17316144
oh kindly fuck off with your mutt bullshit and read his essays for once.

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>>17315801
>Imagine going to guys like this for life advice.
One doesn't read philosophy as a means of self help you colossal faggot. Take this book instead, it's more your speed. You'd get filtered by Schoppy regardless.

>> No.17317022

>>17315955
>she has nice tits
brb reading her books

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>>17314966
don't be mad at the chad.

>> No.17317148

>>17315804
>This clearly means that Shopenhauer would have been in favour of replacing Europeans with Africans
Are you a woman or just plain stupid?

>> No.17317155

>>17314966
Nothing says "fuck you, leave me alone" like an unruly beard. I don't like to give the impression I'm overly interested in being talked to. It's also a plus at work since looking more aggressive is a good deterrent. I work alone at night and the cops are an hour away best case scenario. I'll take any advantage I can get. Also, a beard unironically keeps your face much warmer up in a mountain winter.

>> No.17317540

>>17314966
People who make everything about calculated social signaling--whatever happens to be the case about what does and doesn't look good on them--have no feeling for beauty, natural or otherwise. I suppose if I were chronically depressed or borderline schizo I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a fashion disaster and sartorial splendor, or between hot and tryhard-not, or between a mind ugly in its awkwardness and a great poet's. Some of them make adequately readable philosophers, no doubt, but mostly for morbid curiosity.

>> No.17317544

>>17315008
>>17316072
It's strange how you talk about the world as will and representation as an obscure book. Aside from being Kantian trash (carefully removing the few good parts of Kant first), it perfectly fits the description of anon. The Parerga were at least bitterness about a few specific objects that can warrant it. The world as w&r is sour grapes cope elevated to a cosmic level.

>> No.17317553

Post Dugin vid. Shaving is for pedos

>> No.17317562

>>17314966
He has never known the enjoyment of stroking his beard, or having cuties tug on it and run away.

>> No.17317664

>>17317562
Back to r/redditorswithbeards

>> No.17317672

>>17314966
>Noooooo you can’t just grow your facial hair out!
The absolute seething. That said, this is a rare example of a trad seethe that’s still very funny. We’re bombarded with it so much online in places like this now that it’s not as enjoyable as it was when you only found it in places like Confederacy of Dunces or the odd neckbeard at school. But this is still pretty funny.

>> No.17317678

>>17317672
Most philosophers insert their personal grievances into serious thought so as to give them legitimacy.

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>>17314966
to high estrogen to grow one?

>> No.17317683

>>17314996
She was right.

>> No.17318144

>>17317540
What

>> No.17318206

>>17315955
>damn she has nice tits I better go read her books
that's my rationale for reading any female author

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>>17315911

>> No.17318242

>>17314966
>being a half-mask
This quote in the covid era makes little sense. You're supposed to wear a full-mask full-time, so what does it matter whether I have a beard or not?