The Winds of Winter

[Anonymous No.17257537]

When the fuck is this book coming?

[Anonymous No.17257547]

When will that retarded fat fuck actually start writing

[Anonymous No.17257561]

>>17257547
WHAAAAAAAAT? He didn't start writing it????

[Anonymous No.17257584]

>>17257537
Never

[Anonymous No.17257590]

>>17257537
I relate. I procrastinate so fucking much, if I were him I'd delay forever.

[Anonymous No.17257614]

I don't start series until they're finished now. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.17257618]

>>17257537
Who's going to finish the series after he eventually kicks the bucket

[Anonymous No.17257628]

Why don't you just write it yourself? It's not like his writing is great, and all the characters are there for you already. You might even do it better.

[Anonymous No.17257632]

>>17257537
Probably soon, but doesn’t matter much since he already said he hasn’t started writing dreams, it’s going to be at least as long as winds, and he’s going to write some other stuff before he starts it. That one for sure is never coming.

[Anonymous No.17257723]

>>17257537
By the end of this year. It will be the last book of the series unfortunately

[Anonymous No.17257967]

>>17257723
No. War starts this year because of the greatest reset

[Anonymous No.17258479]

>>17257614
yeah. I'm starting to suspect fat fucks can't finish a series. Their physique is a sign of their laziness.

[Anonymous No.17258483]

Someone post the video of his fat ass sitting around playing with a toy car for hours

[Anonymous No.17258485]

>>17257628
or worse like the TV series.

[Anonymous No.17258818]

>>17257561
He did, he apparently was almost finished at some point years ago and then started over almost entirely. He's been making "good progress" lately, whatever the fuck that means.

[Anonymous No.17258830]

>>17258479
but Brandon Sanderson is fat

[Anonymous No.17258840]

>>17257537
The series was already ruined when he dropped five year skip. King Bran is 100% the endgame and will be retarded in the books where he is like 8 years old and just started becoming a tree wizard in the last book.

[Anonymous No.17258867]

19 Feb 2021

Source: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/imprints/2Y/bantam/books

[Anonymous No.17258950]

>>17258830
He hasn't finished a single cosmere series

[Anonymous No.17259023]

When he dies and the editors who have been waiting 15 years finish it in like six months

[Anonymous No.17259059]

He has to release it now. The media is fear-mongering about the coming dark winter and will likely start pairing that with climate alarmism. Then comes the narrative of how the white walkers are a metaphor for COVID/climate change and how GRRM foresaw all of this within the series. There couldn't be a better time.

[Anonymous No.17260230]

July 8th, 2021

[Anonymous No.17260239]

>>17257537
>waiting for print books

[Anonymous No.17260251]

>>17257537
unironically still waiting and I'm quite hyped actually

[Anonymous No.17260482]

Daily reminder that GRRM originally intended to write a trilogy. His creation has now spun so far out of control he no longer has a clue how to end it.

[Anonymous No.17260835]

>>17257537
The fat fuck told Dumb and Dumber how to end the show, they rushed it and it sucked, but the ending itself sucked as well so now he started over again because people didn't like his ending.
Back to the drawing board boys, see you in another decade

[Anonymous No.17261116]

>>17257618
Martin actively refuses to let someone else finish the series in his place and gets really offended when people asks if he'll manage to finish it himself because...well, he's a fat fuck who eats like a pig and drink too much wine.
"Dreams of spring" is never coming out

[Anonymous No.17261812]

>>17260482
Thanks to the TV show he at least knows how not to end it.