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>A-anon you're not reading analytical """philosophy""" right?

>> No.17104279

>>17104276
Why?

>> No.17104288

>>17104276
Because anything you have to reread a single time is obviously obnoxiously poor writing.

>> No.17104302

>>17104276
I'd read whatever was needed to hump her. What books will find me a cutie to stick my dick in?

>> No.17104307

>>17104276
Isn't that a dude?

>> No.17104311

>>17104276
I do. and if you have a problem with that you can just toss my salad.

>> No.17104313

>>17104307
>iSnT tHaT a DuDE
yes

>> No.17104323

>>17104313
Disgusting

>> No.17104332

>>17104307
The dick is in your mind, anon.

>> No.17104371
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17104371

continental niggas be like
>my wolf anus is a thing-in-itself-by-itself alienated from absolute spirit and Being penetrated by objet petit a
and call it philosophy

>> No.17104617

>>17104276
there is no way in hell that is butterfly. butterfly has a fatter face, an olive oil complexion, and the beady eyes of a furtive rodent.

>> No.17104623

>>17104276
I'm reading YA. Now come hop on this dick while read to you the adventures of the lesbian vampire slayer.

>> No.17104626

>>17104276
im so lonely i cant bear it anymore

>> No.17104639

>>17104332
Is that you, Butterfly?

>> No.17104640

>>17104617
>butterfly has a fatter face
The opposite. And I’m as white as she is

>> No.17104655

>>17104640
>The opposite
patently false. all of the usual pics posted of you here can attest to the fact that you look like an italian babushka.

>> No.17104695

>>17104332
No, it's in your pants, tranny.

>> No.17104696

>>17104307
Let's be honest here, does it really matter at this point?

>> No.17104706

>>17104640
prove it.

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17104728

>>17104276
idgaf how annoying this cunt is, shes fucking cute and Id fuck her all night long. butterfly hmu I live in the US Ill drive out to u. I got a gallon of vodka and an 8ball of coke we can talk about any books you want just be my baby for one night okay? I love you please respond

>> No.17104794

>>17104276
source?

>> No.17104877

>>17104728
What kind of vodka?

>> No.17104881

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>> No.17104906

>>17104307
hopefully

>> No.17104926
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17104926

>>17104877
UV cake flavored, just how u like it right? we can drive around America and, stay at hotels and bang for weeks and weeks just like in Lolita plz baby do this with me it'll be magic

>> No.17104993

She's hot. Stop scaring away the chicks and we could have more smart girls here to inspire great effortful comments made to impress the females. Women and men need each other.

>> No.17105041

[{§§ = -μ *θ == G} %Ω > ¤]

What? This doesnt make sense to you? Fucking moron.

>> No.17105269

>>17104276
What is this woman doing in my bed, I tell her to get the fuck out, I don't care about women (I don't think of them negatively, I just don't think of them in general) Then I continue to read.

>> No.17105281

Since this is the thread where all of /lit/'s greatest philosophers are congregating, let's settle something once and for all. Based on the extant pictures of Butterfly: did she have nice feet?

>> No.17105297

>>17104276
Why yes, I am reading about anal, babe.

>> No.17105328

>>17104276
Who is this girl, and why does she hate analytical philosophy bros?

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17105714

>>17104332
Hello butters

>> No.17105717

Reminder that an overwhelming majority of women are not interested in or impressed by high brow literature or philosophy. Those that are usually unattractive.

Merry Christmas to all!

>> No.17105740

>>17104302
The bible

>> No.17105769

>>17105717
Women can be impressed by anything, all that matters is delivery. If you enter a café where a woman is having a nice date and start flipping over tables and threatening patrons, you will immediately get her attention, but she won't know yet whether she should shame you, run from you, or throw herself at your feet because you are the new conqueror of space and time. If at this point you start yelling about how your Yu-Gi-Oh! card tournament will be taking place in the restaurant, it doesn't matter. She will look at you, with your cards and your plastic Duel Disk, but she will primarily look around you to see how people react. If the staff and customers begin cowering in fear of your Yu-Gi-Oh! clout, "m-madre de dios!" and hurrying to appease you, she will clamber over her pathetic tinder date to join your harem.

>> No.17105775

>>17105769
baste

>> No.17105787

>>17105769
I'm not sexist but this was funny mate

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>>17104371
My Favorite quote From A Thousand Plateaus is “ It’s ok to compare a sock to a vagina, it happens all the time. The problem is when you compare a multiplicity of socks to a multiplicity of vaginas.” I know it makes sense in context as a critic of Freud but I just like it.

>> No.17106182

>>17104276
is that butterfly?

>> No.17106195

I have no depraved fetishes but I love women in thongs. Some of my earliest sexual experiences are putting my hand down a girls trousers and feeling that she's in a thong. I find them more sexual than wearing nothing.

>> No.17106199

>>17104696
Yes because I'm not so desperate I'll fuck anything that moves.

>> No.17106221

Fuck c*ntinental philiosophy

Read Russel (pbuh), Moore (pbuh), Ayer (pbuh), Mill (pbuh), Bentham (pbuh), Singer (pbuh) and embrace Anglo wisdom.

>> No.17106231

>>17104276
Her tits look gigantic in that pic and I can’t stop wondering if it was intentional or not

>> No.17106242

>>17104307
Its butterfly

>> No.17106248

>>17104640
Merry Christmas, Butters

>> No.17106313

>>17105769
im sexist and this was funny

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>>17104276
Wtf? Why am I in bed with this tranny looking bitch.
Also yes you stupid whore, I am reading analytic philosophy.
> but that's autistic
All complex (not shallow) philosophy is autistic, it's just that this is actually worth your time.

>> No.17106627

>>17104332
You will never be a woman

>> No.17106636

>>17106627
You're supposed to say that to trannies, not middle-aged lesbians.

>> No.17106648

>>17104302
1001 Ways to Find a Cutie to Stick Your Dick Inside

>> No.17106657

>>17106636
I thought all 'women' on 4chins were dicklets

>> No.17106664

>>17106657
they make up a much smaller population count than normal women, why would it be different here?

>> No.17106804

>>17104276
Fucking Jannies removed my comment about her tits looking funny FUCK YOU JANNIES HER TITS LOOK FUNNY!!!!

>> No.17106826

>>17106804
she obviously had something stuffed up her shirt in that photo but simps still simp s m h

>> No.17106865

>>17105769
please write a novel about this, thank you

>> No.17106882

>>17104276
source?

>> No.17106944

>>17104307
Don’t be phallogocentric

>> No.17107007

>>17104695
Based