/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.17031170]

Describe sex with her in your best prose

[Anonymous No.17031182]

it's a trap!

[Anonymous No.17031183]

>>17031170
Does butters still post here or is it some guy LARPing as her? That's not butters in your pic btw

[Anonymous No.17031190]

>>17031183
>That's not butters in your pic btw
Pretty sure it is, found it here. Unless it's just a look alike.

[Anonymous No.17031200]

>>17031190
The fingers appear to be similar if not the same.

[Anonymous No.17031201]

>>17031190
Is that the same person in the op?

[Anonymous No.17031220]

>>17031170
Is that really Butters? She looks so much worse in the grainy photos posted all the time. If that’s Butterfly, I am truly in love

[Anonymous No.17031221]

>>17031183
god, one woman posts on lit and you never hear the end of it

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>>17031182
She certainly isn’t

>>17031190
100% sure it’s Sophia, not me. We look nothing alike. (Though she is cute).

[Anonymous No.17031227]

>>17031170
she cute

[Anonymous No.17031230]

>>17031220
I'm getting a definite brat pack vibe.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.17031232]

>>17031221
There used to be a lot more

[Anonymous No.17031242]

>>17031224
Lesbians only exist in porn.

[Anonymous No.17031243]

>>17031232
>the russians

[Anonymous No.17031257]

>>17031232
Why would a "girl" have to lift the toilet seat, ever? Hmm..

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>>17031242
I guess Earth is porn now

[Anonymous No.17031265]

>>17031260
GO BACK TO TWITTER NEWFAG

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.17031270]

>>17031257
But she left the toilet seat down, anon.
You don’t get her humor.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.17031278]

>>17031265
You people spam Twitter 20x more than I ever have.

No, I do not have a Twitter account

[Anonymous No.17031279]

I found myself in bed with her, naked. I immediately knew from seeing her emaciated male teenager body that the sex would be a chore. Women who look like this are all horrible in bed, they can't let themselves go and get fucked like shorter, thicker girls. Sure enough, we went at it and immediately she forced herself on top of me, squatting over me with her large unfeminine feet flanking my hips, slowly gyrating her pussy on my ~70% erect cock. I ordinarily have a relatively impressive cock but my ambivalence to her and the shitty small lime-flavored condom she picked up at the student center were preventing me from reaching my full potential. I could tell from her eyes that she was deriving no physical pleasure from the affair and that she was driven to it only out of a sense of desire to feel that a man had wanted her - and that she could pleasure him. Barely a half-minute had passed and the talking started.

"Cum for me, baby. I want you to cum for me," she said, with absolutely no affect to her voice.

"W-what?" I was taken aback. I can't cum, I'm hardly hard! I felt my cock start shrinking.

"C-cum for me, cum in me baby. I want you to cum in me." She whimpered. She sounded like a dog that someone just kicked.

My erection had almost totally disappeared. I told her I needed to go the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.17031282]

>>17031260
>archiceture

[Anonymous No.17031298]

...We walked hand in hand down to the waterfront. It was dark by now but there was ample lighting along the path. I could see she was shivering slightly, even with her coat on. I slipped my coat off and put it around her shoulders. "Won't you be cold though?" she asked. "I'll be fine, I've got ice in my veins anyway." That made her smile; its kind of a joke saying around the hockey rink. As we walked, we came across a talented violinist playing a vaguely familiar song. We stopped to listen for a while, Sarah leaning her head against me with my arm around her. Some other people had stopped to listen as well, and when the song came to an end there was a long round of applause and the violinist took a bow. We moved on, looking out over the water. The light from the docks reflected off the water and made the waves seem to shimmer in the darkness. We came to one of our favorite places when we were kids. Its a tall, roofless lookout 3 stories tall that flies several flags. We climbed to the top and looked back along the path we had just walked, and across the water to the small islands just off the coast. It was cold and windy up there, and Sarah pressed herself tightly against me. I looked down into her eyes and said "happy birthday." She reached up and kissed me. I could hear the flags flapping in the wind and could feel the cold all around, but her lips were strangely warm...

old project I was writing years ago, rip me apart lads

[Anonymous No.17031304]

>>17031298
>tfw no gf

[Anonymous No.17031335]

>>17031304

[Anonymous No.17031352]

>>17031170
>>17031170
>>17031170
gimme dat jew slizz, bitch.

[Anonymous No.17031385]

>>17031170
I couldnt really figure out what she wanted. Never seen a woman so uninterested in the recreative act that still went all along with it. Got in, got done, got out—cant say was much of any flair to any of it—she didnt seem to want anything. She slept after.

[Anonymous No.17031398]

>>17031170
"Dear Diary, I had the dream again..."

[Anonymous No.17031529]

>>17031170
Toilet paper. There is toilet paper on this whores asshole. Son of a bitch, prickly half inch long hairs distributed as if to specifically cause discomfort for anyone daring enough to attempt. Why does this always happen to me? Not today. No. I'm leaving.

[Anonymous No.17031541]

>>17031170
I wasn't hoping she had a penis, but at a certain point in a dry streak the saying "any hole is goal" takes on a very literal meaning.

[Anonymous No.17031544]

>>17031170
Probably a lot of screaming

[Anonymous No.17031546]

>>17031182
based

[Anonymous No.17031555]

>>17031544
hahahaha
Get it, cause she's a loud lovemaker

[Anonymous No.17031558]

>>17031298
Reminds me a bit of White Nights by Dostoyevsky

[Anonymous No.17031566]

>>17031544
>>17031558
>those digits
Based.

[Anonymous No.17031570]

>>17031170
looks like a jew

[Anonymous No.17031571]

>>17031566

[Anonymous No.17031573]

As her hard, beaked, and avian face pecked its way down my naked chest as if it were a birdseed-strewn sidewalk, I idly wondered why I had not thought to cruise the men's clothing aisle of thriftstores more often.

[Anonymous No.17031577]

>>17031170
i ... put... peediss... in............siiiide......and gavoom!!! vagoom! scrreeeeech!

[sneed No.17031585]

>>17031558
>>17031566
Fuck I meant these digits:
>>17031544
>>17031555
>>17031571
Hey

[Anonymous No.17031596]

>>17031558
I haven't read that one, I'll have to give it a try. This is another section:

...It was about 6 in the morning when Sarah woke me up by crawling across my bed and saying "Wake up sleepy head." "But I was having a great dream." I replied. "What were you dreaming about?" "I dreamed it was 8 and I was still sleeping." I said with a smile. "Fine, I'll leave" she said. I quickly reached out and grabbed her hand. "I was joking, you can stay, I'm just tired is all." "Would it help if I made coffee?" I nodded. "alright, I'll be right back, lazy bones." I tried to stay awake and wait for her but I fell back asleep anyway. "Asleep again?" she said to wake me up. "No, I was just resting my eyes." I sat up and she handed me a cup of coffee. I sipped it, it was exactly how I liked it, one cream two sugar. I wondered briefly how she knew what I liked, as I don't recall a time when I told her. I set it down on my bedside table and Sarah climbed onto my lap, straddling me so I had to look up into her eyes. "Sarah, you are the love of my life." I said as I put my arms around her. "Do you know why I come to see you in the mornings?" Her question surprised me. Obviously I just figured she wanted to spend time with me. She continued "It's because you make me feel loved, beautiful, wanted... You make me feel happy. The days I start by spending time with you end up being my happiest days. I love you too." She put her hands on either side of my cheeks as she leaned down and kissed me. It was the perfect combination of passion and compassion, she was gentle and energetic at the same time. Everything about her seemed perfect to me, and I realized I hadn't been this happy since the first time she had said she loved me and kissed me. After a while she pulled away and said, "Your coffee is probably getting cold." To be honest, at that moment I couldn't have cared less about the coffee, but she had made it for me so I reached out and drank some more. I was shocked by how cold it had become, it didn't feel like that long since she had brought it in. As I set it back down Sarah started to nuzzle and kiss my neck. I whispered in her ear, "I wish things could stay exactly like this forever." "Me too" she whispered back. we stayed together like that for a while, until she said we should probably go and have breakfast, and we got on with our day...

The extreme cheesiness of this section is matched only by the crushing loneliness I was feeling at the time of writing.

[Anonymous No.17031654]

>>17031279
We all been there

[Anonymous No.17031839]

I have what's medically known as "retarded ejaculation". What usually happens is that the girl has a great time fore twenty minutes, I take a break, fuck her again, take another break, then finally cum. It usually takes 40-60 minutes. The envy I feel at dudes who can bust in under a minute is maddening. The only solution is to be in a committed relationship for multiple months. Nofap doesn't help, edging doesn't help, drugs do nothing. My madness grew with the thought I was gay. Same issue here, and now I have added guilt and regret. My cock is cursed to please others while alienating its owner from the most base act possible. My existence is comparable to a cheap gag character in a post-modern doorstopper.

[Anonymous No.17032347]

>>17031839
>woe is me! I please women

[Anonymous No.17032364]

>>17031170
She asks me to come inside.
I turn my back and walk away

[Anonymous No.17032418]

>>17031170
It was roughly 4 pm at noon, the sky was starting to go dark. We skipped school. No... in my whole 14 years of life, I never skipped school. Well, maybe a few times but it was never with a woman 3 older than me by a few years. And my friends were from my school, how did it turn out like this? Ive wondered as she lead me inside their house. Was it because she liked video games as well? Maybe... looking back at it now, perhaps I was tricked. Maybe, maybe... but all in all, I never expected to lose my virginity that way... when I told her I had no experience she just laughed and said it was ok.

I thought she was cute... she was the only thing on my mind as she started to move on top of me. I even found it annoying when she started to bend to bite my collar. I felt my will to cum started to go away whenever she did.

And probably 15 minutes later, I got praise that I was able to last that long she said...

Just my fantasy, I didnt actually lose my virginity at 14 and stuff

[Anonymous No.17032424]

>>17031190
Butters is like 50. That's some e-girl she's "simping" over as the young uns say.

[Anonymous No.17032425]

Im so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "this is a bop," or "gay disaster" I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty thighs. I want to pour ropes onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe thru her jean overalls while pretending to be interested while she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny

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>>17032424
Pffffff
I posted a simple picture I found on /fa/.
Just find her funny and cute.