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A girl wants to hook up with me but i am scared of it disqualifying me from literary greatness considering they were all virgins: the ones that mattered anyway. Wtf do i do? Im a khv

>> No.16946958

Stay on course.

>> No.16946960

all the best writers got laid retard. it's a very important perspective. you can literally tell when a writer is a virgin

>> No.16946974

>>16946956
Only autistic modern philosophers and scientists (plus Kafka) stayed virgins

All the greats - Socrates, Aristotle, Dante, Shakespeare, Milton, Dostoyevsky, Joyce, Nabokov, Bukowski, the list goes on - fucked

>> No.16946977

>>16946956
>fuck her
>hey anon have you ever had sex
>uhh...no.
simple as
and if the girl tries to tell anyone else about it, kill her.

>> No.16946989
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>>16946956
>Wagner, at this time, had moved into a cottage built in the grounds of Wesendonck's villa, where, during his work on Tristan und Isolde, he became passionately involved with Mathilde Wesendonck. Whether or not this relationship was platonic remains uncertain. One evening in September of that year, Wagner read the finished poem of "Tristan" to an audience including his wife, Minna, his current muse, Mathilde, and his future mistress (and later wife), Cosima von Bülow.

>> No.16946991

>>16946974
Kafka is better than Nabokov, Bukowski, and Milton

>> No.16946994

>>16946974
> plus Kafka
That guy was just never gonna get a girl

>> No.16947005

>>16946989
Wagner was a social flaunting feminine faggot. His music was soulless and he lived like a worm.

>> No.16947007

>>16946956
no ones a virgin but you

>> No.16947008

>>16946994
why?>>16946994

>> No.16947011

>>16946974
Did Aquinas fuck?

>> No.16947017

>>16946974
Wasn't kafka married?

>> No.16947029

>>16947011
choirboys

>> No.16947048

>>16947008
> oh no look at me my life is miserable I'm like a beetle, you know what? I should plagiarize three pages from one of the most monumentally influential works ever and write a story about being a beetle and literally nothing else.
He's just too whiny. Women want the sensitive sex machine like shaespeare or the based-as-fuck Milton
> I know I told you I'd be writing about the Christian creation myth but real quick fuck Catholics, fuck transubstantiation, purgatory is a fucking joke and Catholics should be ashamed of themselves

>> No.16947100

Nvm i simped after she told me her rape story

>> No.16947135

>>16947100
Aight everyone clear out. Show's over.

>> No.16947139

>>16947017
Engaged but called it off

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>>16947005
>Wagner was a social flaunting feminine faggot. His music was soulless and he lived like a worm.
You sound like you've been cucked by him.

>> No.16947191

>>16946974
>Dante
I get he got laid and had like a billion kids, but his love life really was more of a tragedy.

>> No.16947202

>>16947048
Kafka wasn’t whiny at all, his stories are meant to be humorous. He’d read them to his friends and they’d all have a laugh at the absurdity. He was anything but humorless.