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Hi anons, I am a non english speaker and I want to study in the US next year so I have to pass the SAT.
I am very confident that I can score 800 on the math part but unfortunately my English isn’t that good .
I want to score 700 + on the writing and Reading part .I still have 6 months left .What should I do ?

>> No.16913010

>>16913005
For one, stop putting spaces between your periods and the last word.

>> No.16913014

i shall jerk off to that pic

>> No.16913018

>>16913005
Do practice tests and go over mistakes that's literally it

>> No.16913019

>>16913014
Godspeed anon

>> No.16913020

>>16913010
Okay got it.

>> No.16913023

>>16913005
SAT is racist and biased as shit. Tell the test administers to fuck off.

>> No.16913032

Someone post the webms

SOMEONE pOST THE WEBMS

>> No.16913034

>>16913023
I wish

>> No.16913046

>>16913005
Imagine being this girl and never having to work a day a day in your life. The only struggle is figuring how many rungs up the ladder you can jump.

>> No.16913077

I thought you just need a certain TOEFL?

>> No.16913078

>>16913005
anon wtf that's my daughter

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>> No.16913089

>>16913032
https://archive.nyafuu.org/wsr/thread/338465/

>> No.16913096

>>16913032
/lit/ won't let me upload for some reason so here's a link to a thread where you can find them.
>>/lit/thread/S14931957

>> No.16913103

https://www.instagram.com/valentiinarose/?hl=en

>> No.16913112

>>16913103
It's a tranner

>> No.16913123

Fuck I used the wrong picture :( Guys please stop shit posting I want answers

>> No.16913135

>>16913123
post hot chick? fuck the topic

>> No.16913153
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>>16913014

>> No.16913156

>>16913123

wrong picture my ass. you tried to bait us in and this is what you get.

>> No.16913159

>>16913153
what a delicious stomach

>> No.16913166
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>>16913159
Yeah but she's a butterface.
Also amerimutts would go to jail if they had sex with her this age.
"Free" country lul

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>>16913166
>what guy in the back was looking at

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>>16913175

>> No.16913193

>>16913182
>You know what I like about them high school girls?
>I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

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>>16913153
Do ameriniggers really let their kids walk around the street like this?

>> No.16913203

>>16913193

based flick

>> No.16913212

>>16913020
>>16913018
You have to borrow the space you take to somewhere else in the sentence.
(i.e. "Okay got it.") Read Strunk

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>>16913193
>>16913203
These days the woke mob will kill you for saying shit like that.

>> No.16913224

>>16913196
Yes and if you look for more than a second you're a sexist who objectifies women.

>> No.16913229

>>16913220
They really want everyone to be as miserable as them. They even call 35 year old actors who date 20 year old women pedos, the resentful fucks

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>>16913224

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>>16913229
I want to go back

>> No.16913253

>>16913123
I gave you a serious response here >>16913077
You didn’t even answer

>> No.16913266

>>16913077
>>16913253
Sorry mate.
We need both unfortunately.

>> No.16913281

>>16913266
So if you’re totally sure you’ll get a high math just focus hard on writing and reading for the 6 months. It’s all you can do really.

>> No.16913313

>>16913281
Yes right I don’t have a choice anyway

>> No.16913395

>>16913196
in the post 60s world no one is aloud to tell their kids what to do

>> No.16913468

>>16913196
They don’t even care, on tiktok you can see girls 13-17 wearing transparent clothing that their nipples and ass is revealed to the world

>> No.16913489

>>16913240
Lmao this had nothing to do with purity but with women’s jealousy. Same thing happens now, if a 16 year old says she’s happy in her relationship they’ll say “oh you’ve been groomed and brainwashed so your opinion doesn’t matter” what the fuck

>> No.16913564

>>16913468
I need some examples, anon.

>> No.16913566

>>16913489
Fucking feminists took our lolis bro.

>> No.16913585
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>>16913564
It's illegal

>> No.16913609

>>16913585
Is it though?

>> No.16913733

>>16913609
Probably not but mods will still ban you anyway

>> No.16913761

>>16913023
Am I actually on 4chan right now?

>> No.16913767

>>16913761
4chan isn't stormfront lite anymore boomer, us zoomers are making things right!

>> No.16913792

>>16913023
>everything that measures competence is racist
really makes you think lel

>> No.16913826

>>16913767
4chan has progressively gotten more racist, stormfront isn't as bad as you think and /pol/ is arguably worse than it

>> No.16913867

>>16913792
Remember, even being on time is racist now

>> No.16913873

>>16913867
Only Nazis admire punctuality.

>> No.16913876

>>16913867
the one that really got me was when it became racist to call the cops on them for committing crimes

>> No.16914001

>>16913585
The girl on the left still posts to this day and had her nudes leaked, her parents finally got annoyed with authorities saying they might have to take her daughter away that they ended up saying the child has autism and that it was the school. What? Take the girls fucking phone away, it’s so sad

>> No.16914021

>>16914001
That's the part I don't understand, I see these fathers walking around with their teenage daughters right next to them tarted up like fucking streetwalkers. I could understand if the dad is oblivious to it but you realize they sanction it.

I know dads are proverbially indulgent but how are they this blind? Your little girl is a whore, you are destroying her soul and her mind. Women were not meant to live without consequences and moral guidance, something demonic in them enjoys pushing for more and more and more, seeing how much they can take and get away with, always secretly hoping they will be punished, and if you never give them that punishment and establish their boundaries in a healthy way they will take the game of brinksmanship to the bitter end and destroy the whole fucking civilization.

>> No.16914030

>>16913876
Every reasonable person has a breaking point, it's only the blind ideologues who don't

>> No.16914111

>>16914021
You should go up to one of these fathers next time and ask him why he allows it

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>>16913220
fuck that, matthew mcconaughey made me the man I am today

>> No.16914336

>>16913005
I would stimulate her clitoris if you know what I mean

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>>16913193
based

>> No.16914431

>>16913083
and yet here you are

>> No.16914674

>>16913153
>>16913166
>>16913175
you=a beserino

>> No.16914710

>>16913153
Why the fuck do we just let women walk around like this nowadays?

>> No.16914711

>>16913489
And those same hypocritical cunts were sucking off strange men at that age too

>> No.16914728

>>16914710
because we're not gay

>> No.16914749

>>16914728
We don't need to let them be rapebait just because we're not gay

>> No.16914754

>>16913220
Yes because they are jelly

>> No.16914761

>>16914710
They are creatures of flesh and vanity who wish to attract the male gaze so that they may be bent over and penetrated with BBC.

>> No.16914764

>>16914021
Just snap her legs.

>> No.16914775

If you were a girl you'd also walk around like a slut. You'd be the biggest slut out there

>> No.16914844

>>16914775
Oh, yes. Contrafactual arguments. I love these.

>> No.16914864

>>16913196
It's the beach

>> No.16914868

>>16914775
I am a girl and I don’t go out dressed like a whore. It’s not that difficult sweaty.

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16914872

>this thread

This is /lit/ you know

>> No.16914894

>>16914872
Everyone talks about the degeneracy but nobody ever talks about how to stop it. Seriously, I’ve tried every cure in the book for ten years and I can’t stop fapping. Only time I was able to was when I went homeless for two months

>> No.16914900
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16914900

Sneed

>> No.16914901

>>16914894
Guess I’ll have to take the homeless pill

>> No.16914908

>>16914894
It's because you're over-domesticated and trapped in a prison of comfort just like the rest of western civilization. Read Jünger.

>> No.16914938

>>16914901
Physically I didn’t feel that great but mentally and spiritually man I was at my best

>> No.16914958

>>16914908
Okay see here’s the thing, yes I know. What’s the cure? The entire West barring rural fucking Alaska is a prison of comfort. How can I physically stop? It’s gotten really bad as of late, I can’t put down the sissy hypno. They have medication for adhd, depression and all sorts of other mental illnesses. When is the fapping one gonna come out. I’m dying man, I’m literally dying.

>> No.16914967

This is more of an /int/ question since they have a ton of language-learning guides, but to summarize:
> practice writing every day
> practice reading modern (1980-onwards) English-language books every day, take notes on any words you don't know
> practice vocabulary, since there are a ton of words used in the SAT that aren't common in normal conversation
Total study time every day should be at least 2 hours, if your time frame is in the next 6 months. "Learning" a language is a skill, mastering a language can only be accomplished by putting in the hours.

>> No.16914985

>>16914958
Dude I get it, it's fucked up. Just understand that the world is fucking falling apart and you have to be able to face it.

Read Evola, Read Jünger. You're not too far gone when this society is literally handing children drug addiction at the age of 10 through their smart phones and you ended up taking it all the way through. You're at rock bottom now, Begin to hate it and climb out.

Pork addiction will Go away, being a pussy won't until you fix it.

Go to a make the plans to get a flip phone when you get the chance. That helps.

>> No.16915034

>>16913175
>>16913166
>>16913153
Name?

>> No.16915053
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>>16914985
>Evola

>> No.16915054

>>16914958
>I can’t put down the sissy hypno.
literally what the fuck is the appeal of this

>> No.16915090

>>16914894
Don't obsess over fapping, it's a brainlet angle. Just reduce your porn consumption as much as possible, fap only in your bed at night using your own imagination, and get busy working or studying during the day. Should cut your fapping down by easily 80%, most sexual energy is undirected work energy.

>> No.16915203

>>16913005
>>16913153
>>16913166
>>16913175
Astounding. In this brief, banal little moment of her life you can more make out that aura that surrounds a girl who just happened to be born beautiful. Maybe she's intelligent or interesting, but she also doesn't need to be so she probably isn't. No one asks anything of her except that she exist.
You can almost see in an instant that her life is immeasurably better than yours, filled with more pleasure and less stress, and that very few bad things will transpire in her life except the bare minimum experienced by every living thing.

>> No.16915219

>>16915054
Well I have pent up psychological issues ranging from being a friendless khv to my parents never loving me. And sissy hypno makes you feel wanted for like a few minutes until you cum and then you break down in tears asking god why but then immediately apologizing for blasphemy

>> No.16915236

>>16914985
You’re probably right, I can cope with saying I need an IPhone 10 because of all the knowledge and usefulness it has but all I use it for is degeneracy ranging from social media to porn. I suppose one has to earn their comfort.

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>>16913083

>> No.16915285

>>16915250
Kekked

>> No.16915287

>>16915236
>earn comfort

Wrong mindset, Comfort is irrelevant to Action.

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>>16915250
Lel

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>>16914021
Because their dad knows that’s the only way they can get chad

>> No.16915389

>>16915250
Holy shit

>> No.16915426

>>16914868
You will never be a woman

>> No.16915506

>>16915426
Ah, glad to see that there are still gentleman on 4channel. I am not a woman, I am a lady.

>> No.16915539

>>16915506
Oh ho! A beauty! Right here in the chans! Unusual, but then you are quite the special lady, aren't you?
Well hello there m'lady, what spells you have for me today? May I have the honor of looking at your puppies?

>> No.16915554

>>16915506
You will never have child bearing hips. You will never have a real vagina

>> No.16915563
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>>16915297

>> No.16915578

>>16914894
I feel you, I tried reading that gay pdf that people shill for, but if that shit works on you as easily as people say, you must be a retard or midwit at best. I read that, didn't help, tried stopping cold turkey without a real good reason.
So then I made a covenant with God and would never defile such an agreement, especially with the Lord almighty. This is working so far.

>> No.16915607

>>16915578
What if you break that covenant aren’t you scared?

>> No.16915611

>>16913873
Nazis, and the Swiss.

>> No.16915626

>>16914021
I can understand your frustration but honestly you're way overestimating the depravity of contemporary young women while underestimating the depravity of women of older times.

>> No.16915746

>>16915626
In older times women were still slutty but they had to be extremely discreet about it and the punishment would be severe. Nowadays women’s promiscuity is heralded in the name of freedom. It’s liberation. You can be a whore and face no consequences. The depravity of women prior to this age can’t compare and anytime it got that bad it was usually quickly reformed

>> No.16916069

Do zoomers really prepare for their SAT tests six months in advance?
Isn't school supposed to prepare you so that you don't have to do that?
I did everything in the final 2 weeks and got around 1400

>> No.16916181

>>16916069
No wtf? At my school you have to pay to take the SAT’s lol and you’re counselor will give you some packet to learn on your own time.

>> No.16916486

>>16913005
Where does she keep her phone? In her bra or something?

>> No.16916489

>>16913166
She looks uncomfortable and ashamed of her self.

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>>16913005
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

>> No.16916512

>>16916489
she glances at the camera so she probably realized some creep was filming her.

>> No.16916657

>>16915203
The stress hits when they pass their peak or get tied down with a kid. One day they become self-aware and make perfect psychotherapy patients.

>> No.16916659

>>16915563
But he became what he hates in order to have his revenge.

>> No.16917129

>>16913005
Built for one thing and one thing only.

>> No.16917168

>>16917129
>one thing
WRONG
Because 2 BBCs are always better than 1

>> No.16917185

>>16913005
Study vocablulary and grammar.

>> No.16917659

>>16914414
I'm going to paint this scene.

>> No.16917853

>>16915054
Domesticates you and gives alternative and fucked up ways of jacking off as shame and arousal rise and fight for supremacy in your brain

>> No.16918612

>>16914908

Which books from Jünger?

>> No.16918618

>>16913175
if we're posting old coomer webms, can someone post that one of that chick in the non-black (ive forgotten the color) yoga pants that had stripes (or some kind of pattern) running across it?
ive hadnt erected a throbbing boner this hard since i last saw a pic of the queen of /lit/

>> No.16918628

Bros, where do I meet /lit/ women?

>> No.16920401

>>16918628
women can't read

>> No.16920599

>>16915611
whats the difference am i rite

>> No.16920633

>>16915250
lol

>> No.16921000
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>>16913489
foids trying to artifically inflate their smv by putting up all these barriers to make younger women inaccessible. but these post-wall foids cannot negate BIOLOGY. the prime glow heavenly blessed teen beauty is what every man seeks.

>> No.16921285

>>16913153
Otto weininger was right

>> No.16921467

>>16913005
Why do the jannies choose to keep this picture of an underaged girl up but will delete other thot posting?

>> No.16921479

>>16921467
They do it for free.

>> No.16921523

>>16921467
>why do they keep the good thot but delete the bad ones

>> No.16921551

what does young pussy feel like bros? I've only had loose 30 year olds.

>> No.16921596

>>16914864
It isn't tho

>> No.16921629
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>>16914894
this >>16915578. You must have a symbol both to strive for and to judge you. It's no wonder traditional religion uses so many idols, pictures, images, charms and shit. It simply works. It focus you, externalizes your morals and reminds you.
Hang a crucifix on your wall, a picture of jesus, the virgin mary, hitler or even your pure waifu, as long as it works. Pic related got my first streak in months.

>> No.16921662

>>16915250
post original

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>>16921662
Like goth shit?
Like vampires?
Like hiphop/rap
Then listen to this amazing mixtape made by ELEVEN it is fire as fuck if you don't your mother will die in her sleep tonight thanks!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLi-nstDpMFxcNWB59MsvAQrNSZVTaiR9_

>> No.16921686

>>16921000
Any man who regularly cunnyposts, primeposts, or uses the words "hag," "femoid," "stacy," or "foid" online has no business reproducing.

>> No.16921698

>>16917129
>>16917168
Both of you, take a one-month break from porn use. Your mindsets are profoundly unhealthy.

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>>16921686
Shut the fuck up hag

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>>16921686
Hole. Tell us more about your PUSSY and your complex thoughts on who should and shouldn't get PUSSY you walking vaginal life support system.

>> No.16921711

>>16921703
>>16921708
I'm a married man, you genetic dregs. (You) will never have girlfriends or wives, of age or otherwise.

>> No.16921715

>>16921711
>I'm a man btw.
>Here is my diagram of who should get PUSSY or not get PUSSY. All of my 4chan posts are about who should get PUSSY. I am the PUSSY police. Don't you want my validation that you can get PUSSY?

No, hole.

>> No.16921728

>>16921711
>bragging about being married on a mongolian basket weaving forum
congratulations, i'm so happy for you.
I'm not anti women I'm just pro loli.

>> No.16921730

>>16921715
You want me to whip out my schmeat, timestamp it with a sharpie, and post it? You're a paranoid schizophrenic if you think only a woman would dare disagree with a mindset as coom-oriented and misanthropic as yours.

>> No.16921739

>>16921711
You revealed yourself when included based cunnyposters into your list.

>> No.16921752

>>16921730
>I'll redditpost to prove I'm a man
>"Ummm sweetie you're not normal???? Sweetie you're crazy :S You're making me uncomfortable sweetie :S"-posting

Hole.

>> No.16921761

>>16921730
>You want me to whip out my schmeat, timestamp it with a sharpie, and post it?
Yes
:3

>> No.16921764

>>16921739
Revealed myself as what, wannabe-kiddyraper?
>>16921752
There is nothing I can say to convince you. I ask only that, instead of making another embarrassing reply, you draw a warm bath, lie down in it, and cut one of your wrists lengthwise from palm to elbow.

>> No.16921770

>>16921764
Post schmeat anon!

>> No.16921783

>>16921770
I'm at work, I'm not beating my schmeat to length for you right now.

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>>16921764
Trying too hard only makes it worse. You are obviously a woman, with a slim outside chance you are an extremely, almost unbelievably effeminate man.

Other anons can learn from this pathetic attempt to simulate being male.

>> No.16921823

>>16921783
>You want me to whip out my schmeat, timestamp it with a sharpie, and post it?
>I'm at work, I'm not beating my schmeat to length for you right now.
Such a tease anon.
What time is it where you work? Looks like you're working after hours, and shitposting on company time!

If you can do that I think you can take a "bathroom break" and post that schmeat of yours, if you have one ofc!

>> No.16921825

>>16913153
>>16913166
>>16913175
wait how old exactly are we talking here

>> No.16921854

>>16921825
Too old.

>> No.16921865

>>16921808
Once again, anon, you are deeply delusional. "Trying too hard." When you start looking for womanly traits, you can see them in the wood-grain on a table.

>> No.16921869

>>16921854
no seriously just give me the age, im guessing its 17 or something

>> No.16921884

>>16921869
15 from what I remember, and still- too old.

>> No.16921893

>>16921884
what the fuck

>> No.16921908
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>>16921865
Did you know that nasolabial folds are one of the first things to show signs of age in a woman? It's one of the most important unconscious signals to a man that you no longer have that "glow" of being 21 anymore, that you are definitively "getting older." Other women notice it too, especially beauty conscious ones.

How pronounced are your nasolabial folds right now? They're the creases around your mouth. With proper skin care you can slow the rate at which they deepen and look like parentheses.

>> No.16921915

>>16921884
well shit, to any authorities reading this, i downloaded that video because i was ill informed of the age of the person in it. I am not affiliated with nor do i engage in pedophilic acts, it was an honest mistake. i am not a threat to my surroundings nor do i indent to become one.

>> No.16921921

>>16921908
Post wrists

>> No.16921943

>>16921908
Post yours. Dollars to donuts you're the spitting image of le /pol/ face.
>>16921823
Can't tell if this is a deep-LARP ploy or if you're genuinely this dangerously horny.

>> No.16921956

>>16921915
Spooked faggot

>> No.16921968
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>>16921921
>>16921943
Do you ever think about how unfair the timeline is for a woman in her 20s? You have to find a good guy, make sure he's the right one to start a family with, make it a few years into the relationship to be sure, and then decide to have children, all before you hit 26-27. That's the age when it's officially too late to start from scratch, and you will have to start making sacrifices and praying for good luck.

That's the age at which men will think "yeesh, why is she still on dating apps?" when they see your profile.

That's the age when it becomes embarrassing to still be single at family gatherings. When your sisters will start mogging you. When the "joke" that you're drinking wine alone on another Friday night is no longer so funny.

If you aren't at least a year into a good relationship already by 26, you're in trouble.

>> No.16921969

>>16921943
No I want you to prove you have a penis, post your man hands or something.

>> No.16921994

>>16921968
Post wrists

>> No.16922001
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>>16921994
Have you ever thought about all the subtle ways a man can tell that you're not at the peak of your youth anymore?

It's not any one thing, it's a thousand things. The way your skin looks, the way it sags, the way you look "sad" or "tired" or "sick." Men can't express these things, but they see them. They feel them. They can smell the old on you.

Imagine how excited a guy is to be dating 20-21 year old. You've heard them say it. Now imagine the opposite of that excitement. That's how they feel when they start dating you. Even if they really like you, they think "haha 24 is still pretty good I guess.." and swallow the disappointment. They begin counting the years they have left until you look "tired" all the time. At a gut level, they know it's only a few.

>> No.16922046

>>16921711
Ah yes the married man, hows your vasectomy?

>> No.16922052

>>16922001
>>16922046
Post wrists

>> No.16922053
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>>16922052
Why do you think men save pictures like these? Why are men drawn to them? Because they can't understand why you won't look like the edited instagram photos of you with full makeup forever. They can't accept it.

When a man truly has to realize that he only gets to enjoy you at your peak for a few years, at best, and after that you will be one of those "30ish" women who look "tired," he feels something almost like panic. He starts thinking about ways he can still experience youthful femininity, that brightness and glow of a young girl that he has no words to express but at whose altar he worships.

Every man sometimes thinks "is it really so bad if I cheat, if it's just for sex? Once a year?" Every man tries to find exceptions, loopholes, any way out of being stuck with you after you start to look "tired" all the time. Usually it's after looking at pretty young girls while you're out walking together. Or when he gets a cute new coworker or subordinate at work.

Better keep him on a short leash, ha ha ha! Just like your mom did with your dad! He still loves her, right? In the same way men loved you when you were 20? Right? You'll be that desirable little princess forever, you'll never become like your mother. Right?

>> No.16922054

>>16922046
My wife's pregnant right now. Your every post is deep cope.

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>>16922054
Why don't you have a boyfriend? If you had a boyfriend you wouldn't be on 4chan on a weeknight. You would be doing something fun!

>> No.16922061

>>16922058
You're honest-to-God delusional, anon. I pity you.

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>>16922061
You said this one already. Tell us why you don't have a boyfriend.

>> No.16922118

>>16921686
>>16921711
your wife is getting fucked by other men. she was probably impregnated by some guy off tinder while you were phone posting at work on /lit/. your kids aren't yours. you will always be a faggot.

>> No.16922123

>>16921596
yes it is. its orange county

>> No.16922131

>>16913224
>he stepped down, trying not to look long at her vagina, as if it were the sun, yet he saw it, like the sun, even without looking

>> No.16922161

>>16922069
https://voca.ro/1odBiHd0Tw1H

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>>16922161
Please, I was talking to the woman, not some discord twink she knows.

Send her this message, please: Get a boyfriend with long term potential soon, roastie. You don't want to be like one of those women who kill themselves at 30 when they realize they've become cat ladies.

>> No.16922202

>>16921908
>>16921968
>>16922001
>>16922053
Kino

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>>16922054
You’re the one coping, you’d kill your non virgin used up rubber tire vagina wife if it meant having one night with the 14yo petite bunny in pic related

>> No.16922217

>>16922206
Too old

>> No.16922231

>>16922161
>you will never get cunny
If only you knew...

>> No.16922242

>>16922179
https://voca.ro/1kVPvvJ75ACR

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This thread is gonna make me throw up, please tell me this is all edgy ironic humor and no one seriously believe a girl younger than 20 should be preyed on by someone 5 years her senior

>> No.16922278

>>16922206
It's definitely a woman.

>>16922242
Get him to write his own script instead of regurgitating the effeminate "delusion" thing. It will sound less perfunctory as well.

Better yet, keep your tourist girlfriend on a leash, or break up with her so she can go date some other guy who doesn't use 4chan and assimilate his hobbies and interests as her own. She's coming here just to be catty and shrill. At least take away her phone, tell her she can only browse 4chan on her Macbook.

>> No.16922280

>>16922275
Fuck you faggot lmao

>> No.16922311
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>>16922217
How about a 13 year old?

>> No.16922333

>>16922311
>>16922206
Is it against the rules if I made a teen or younger tiktok thread on /gif/?

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>>16922311
No, I'm a cunny connoisseur.
>>16922333
Why would you want to follow the rules?

>> No.16922359

Cunny connoisseurs are the bellwethers of our time, they are the canary in our coalmine. Their personal degeneracy is an exploration of our collective capacity for degeneracy. They probe the borders of our collective nightmare and learn how deep it has gone, by becoming living representatives of the depths. Their work is necessary.

>> No.16922367

>>16922359
Except it's not degeneracy and cunny was perfectly fine in every point of history until 100 years ago.

>> No.16922376

>>16922367
This canary is dead so that others might live.

>> No.16922427

>>16922275
based

>> No.16922474

>>16922339
I don’t want to get arrested

>> No.16922516

>>16922278
Listen, anon, your insistence on this frankly embarrassing notion that only the hated femoid species could ever disagree with your degenerate nature says terrible things about your mental health.

>> No.16922680

>>16922516
Ask your boyfriend if he still would have showed initial interest in you (swiped right, probably) if you had been fat.

Think of all the little things you love about him, that intangible fondness you feel for him and all his little quirks and mannerisms. He could get fat and you would still love him. You know that. But all of your little intangibles are secondary for him. What came first was "I'd fuck her."

Ask him if he's serious about committing to this relationship. Call him back from the other room again and ask him where he sees you two in three years. You do think about that sometimes, don't you? What are you, 25? What would happen if he dated you for another year or two, and only then you found out he wasn't ever really interested in long-term commitment? You would have to start all over.

>> No.16922738

>>16922516
i have a urinary tract infection that turned into a kidney infection, do you have any advice on pain relief, sister? already on antibiotics but they’re giving me iatrogenic tendon damage and headaches so i’m hoping you’ll know of some kind of natural remedy to accompany my treatment regimen because i am MISERABLE!

>> No.16922746

>>16920599
The former collect the gold and the latter store it.

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>>16922333

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>>16923066
>mods are newfags
I miss the old days

>> No.16923111

Why is this thread allowed while all my sayuri threads are not?

>> No.16923122

>>16923066
Yeah I’m gonna post this on /qa/ and see if we can get this removed. It’s 2020 things have changed

>> No.16923125

>>16913196
whiter than you muhammad.

>> No.16923155

>>16923111
retard jannies who loves incel shit

>> No.16923262

>>16913175
I just coomed to this

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>>16913005
What I would give to gently lay my head on her stomach...

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>>16913023

>> No.16923734 [DELETED] 

>>16922206
She's 14?
And legally I'm not supposed to be attracted to this lmao

>> No.16923739 [DELETED] 

>>16922311
Just gonna go ahead and download tiktok real quick

>> No.16923761

>>16923734
You're not supposed to act on that attraction, the law doesn't care what gets your pp hard, just who you stick it in.

>> No.16923773

>>16923761
I think they do. Since they ban specific pictures and sites. If they didn't care they wouldn't mind.

>> No.16923790

>>16923773
Picture and sites are usually linked with exploitation of real persons. Not always but in this case, it's better to be safe than sorry. Iirc consumption of pedo content that doesn't involve an actual person (like in a manga) is not illegal in the US, though that probably depends on states.

>> No.16923805

>>16913175
Holy shit was not expecting this twist

>> No.16923823

>>16922311
More 13 please

>> No.16923832

>>16922311
>>16923823

Or younger. Or just give @ and I'll do research

>> No.16923843

>>16922311
this girl has cartoonish proportions. I wonder if all the teenage girls watching this stuff develop inferiority complexes by seeing these 99.999th percentile bodies

>> No.16923846

>>16923823
>More 13 please
>Or younger
F.B.I., OPEN UP!!

>> No.16923852

>>16923832
>wait that's illegal

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They deleted my Sayuri thread again with a legitimate question meanwhile THEY ARE CONTINUING TO LEAVE THIS BLATANT GARBAGE UP.

>> No.16924100

>>16922275
There's really no difference between a 16 year old and a 26 year old, or even a 36 year old for that matter. All women are vapid and devoid of real intelligence, I assure you at least that all 3 samples watch the same mindless TV and excrete the exact same words to their exact same friends on the matter.

>> No.16924112

>>16923722
What does evolutionary about niggers and whites?

>> No.16924123

>>16924100
like literally you are an incel...like literally have sex

>> No.16924128

>>16922275
Quit putting female 'purity' and 'innocence' on a pedestal. You probably think it's fine for boys younger than 20 to be preyed on by someone 5 years his senior.

>> No.16924249

>>16924112
they're different

>> No.16924283

>>16913153
>>16913166
Going to the beach gives me anxiety because of stuff like this.

>> No.16924285

>>16924283
fag

>> No.16924326

>>16924283
Have you tried just being yourself?

>> No.16924386

>>16922680
Absolutely dumb and wrong take. It works exactly the opposite - women make mating decisions based on momentary "I'd fuck him" feels (this is called "love at first sight" in femoid parlance), while men care a lot more about social standing and character when choosing mates.

But in general, it's the women who get to make mating decisions in the human species. The male gets to acknowledge female desires or settle with his right hand. This is why men worry so much about being saddled with a crazy or abusive female, why women initiate the vast majority of divorces, etc.

P.S. It worked exactly the same before feminism too. In fact, "feminism" is a male chauvinist reaction to the female stranglehold on sex and an attempt to wrest some control back to the male top 5 percent.

>> No.16924548

>>16924386
>while men care a lot more about social standing and character when choosing mates.
Bro what the FUCK are you talking about. Men don't give a single shit what kind of status a girl has as long as she's cute. Why on Earth would I care if a girl worked at McDonalds if she was hot and put out? I'm a man, I don't need her for status, I need her for pussy. I make my own status.

>> No.16925146

>>16914894
Fap addiction withdrawals are fairly weak though unpleasant, in reality you don't want to stop. all you need to do is truly resolve to stop and avoid triggers (images on 4chan for example) until you've gotten through withdrawals. from then, while you can't undo half a lifetime of obsession, it should be trivial to stop when you go to fap.

>> No.16925163

>>16925146
There are no benefits to stop fapping.
Fapping only gets shorter and more bothersome later in life. So if you deny yourself fapping now, you're gonna wish you hadn't when you get older. Because you missed out.

>> No.16925215

>>16925163
>Because you missed out.
there is nothing to be gained but an addiction when you are young and have low executive function.

your post is obviously just a dumb coomer coping. a filthy addict. don't reply to me again.

>> No.16925223

>>16922275
You're 100% a w*man lmao

>> No.16925359

>>16924548
>Men don't give a single shit what kind of status a girl has as long as she's cute.
You're a manchild teenager, not a man. You have no voice in this discussion, you dumb incel.

>I'm a man, I don't need her for status, I need her for pussy.
You're an incel, so you wouldn't understand, but normal men aren't starved for pussy. And certainly not starved enough to get trapped into crazies and whores.

>> No.16925365

>>16925163
> Because you missed out.
Missed out on what? Masturbation? Are you nuts? There's literally nothing good about masturbation, it's what people do when they have no other option.

>> No.16925368

>>16925359
That's a lot of text just to dance around the fact that he's correct.

>> No.16925523

>>16913166
she has an ugly bitchy-kike face

>> No.16925820

>>16921968
What happened to her is truly one of the great tragedies.
2001/2002 Elisha Cuthbert is one of the most perfect females who ever lived.

>> No.16925826

>>16922275
I'm 30 and I literally have never dated a female older than 19 and have no intention to.

>> No.16925827

>>16925826
That is fucking turbobased, not even kidding

>> No.16926347

>>16925146
Wow dude you should be like a psychiatrist or something. It’s not the withdrawals, it’s the urges

>> No.16926369

>>16925826
based

>> No.16926370

>31
>back at uni
>surrounded by 17-19 year olds
>still get a lot of female attention
>they mostly like that I am older
>so far resisted them all

am I retarded?

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>>16924128
Girls are sexually more innocent than men who are genetically hardwired to always put lust over love. My mom use to cry some nights when she would see my piece of shit dad acting all friendly friendly with college waitresses. It’s sucks but that’s what we are which is why we have these laws in the first place.

>> No.16926390

>>16926370
Absolutely

>> No.16926422

>>16926390
:(

>> No.16926562

>>16926347
you mistake withdrawal for urge. there is no healthy urge to seek out pornography and masturbation if you simply have sex. indeed, the fapper cannot perform sex anyway.

>> No.16927065

>>16913005
I scored a 2300 on the old SAT (720 Math LOL)
When I took the test there were 7-8 kinds of Grammar questions. Being aware of the type of question helps eliminate some obviously incorrect and increase your consistency.

On the reading section I would try to reword the statements into it's simplest form.

>> No.16927240

>>16926371
Women are even worse for it. It's the young men that are all soppy and romantic, young women just want hard cock 24/7.

What your mom was actually experiencing there was jealousy that she's not as hot as the waitress anymore.

>> No.16927284

>>16921662
https://twitter.com/bigprism/status/1263661614231883776?s=21

>> No.16927451

>>16927284
I don't get it

>> No.16928424

>>16922118
>your wife is getting fucked by other men. she was probably impregnated by some guy off tinder while you were phone posting at work on /lit/. your kids aren't yours. you will always be a faggot.
who writes shit like this?
Hate it when edgy fags come on this board

>> No.16928431

>>16928424
Tourist