What do I say to such a person when they're blocking the book I want?

[Anonymous No.16903419]

Also have you guys noticed it's always the manga and SFF section filled with troons and chinks that's like this?

[Anonymous No.16903433]

say "excuse me"

[Anonymous No.16903435]

Hello frend, I want to get a book can you move aside?
Ohhh you can? Thankyou frend

It's easy anon

[Anonymous No.16903447]

You want to see an uncircumcised penis?

[Anonymous No.16903457]

>>16903419
"excuse me, could you move over just bit, I'd like to get that book behind you, thanks"
If you're polite, and you're lucky, you might even secure a date out of it.

[Anonymous No.16903484]

>>16903433
Based socialised normal guy

[Anonymous No.16903492]

>>16903419
In situation pic related I still can pass through and avoid interacting with pretentious larping whores.

[Anonymous No.16903503]

Just saying "excuse me" will probably be enough, do you people ever leave your basement?

[Anonymous No.16903516]

>>16903492
what if you need the book she is leaning against?

[Anonymous No.16903535]

>>16903419
Who reads in Barnes and Noble?

[Anonymous No.16903537]

>>16903484
Based tourist roastie slumming on 4chan pointing out single posts that seem "normal" and saying "based normal guy" posting on her smartphone not really knowing why she's here if normie social media and real life are already normal and 4chan is practically defined by not being normal to begin with so she occasionally vents her cognitive dissonance by sporadically awarding some random person for being salutarily "normal" implicitly mogging those who aren't normal because her female instincts default to this when frightened or confused

[Anonymous No.16903538]

>>16903535
Lots of people, they've got couches and coffee shops in there.

[Anonymous No.16903540]

>>16903419
If its an actual girl and not a troon you whip your dick out and facefuck her then tell her to next time dont block the fucking way
>>16903457
This is the better all purpose option if you still want to pretend to be a normal human

[Anonymous No.16903568]

>>16903537
based schizo poster

[Anonymous No.16903573]

>>16903419
I want to take off her shoes and smell them

[Anonymous No.16903576]

>>16903457
only works if you are attractive

[Anonymous No.16903580]

>>16903419
>see woman
>step on her feet
>"oh sorry i didnt see you there, are you alright?"
>she apologizes for being in the way
>"hey could i just-"
>reach around her
>"oh sorry, i'll move"
>get book
>ask her "hey, what are you reading?"
>probably reading some normalfag shit
>you, being the superior /lit/izen you are, have obviously already familiarized yourself with the content of said book through the intellectual osmosis generated by your massive intellect
>"i'm reading 'x', it's a book about 'y', by 'z'"
>"oh, i love 'z's work! hey wanna go for a coffee some time?"
>bag a gf and the book
it's that easy, folks

[Anonymous No.16903583]

>>16903537
incel

[Anonymous No.16903586]

Move bitch get out the way haha

[Anonymous No.16903587]

>>16903580
Based

>>16903583
Cringe

[Anonymous No.16903593]

>>16903580
>folks
unholy cringe

[Anonymous No.16903595]

>>16903537
Severe Mental illness

[Anonymous No.16903607]

>>16903516
I don't read YA

[Anonymous No.16903615]

>>16903586
this but just put the song on

[Anonymous No.16903635]

>>16903419
Act as though you're going to step over her legs but then once you've got one leg over you turn to the side and start twerking in her face. Years later, well into your marriage, you still laugh together about that first encounter.

[Anonymous No.16903651]

>>16903593
luckily for you i'm an accommodating author
>see woman
>step on her feet
>"oh sorry i didnt see you there, are you alright?"
>she apologizes for being in the way
>"hey could i just-"
>reach around her
>"oh sorry, i'll move"
>get book
>ask her "hey, what are you reading?"
>probably reading some normalfag shit
>you, being the superior /lit/izen you are, have obviously already familiarized yourself with the content of said book through the intellectual osmosis generated by your massive intellect
>"i'm reading 'x', it's a book about 'y', by 'z'"
>"oh, i love 'z's work! hey wanna go for a coffee some time?"
>bag a gf and the book
it's that easy, bros

[Anonymous No.16903654]

>>16903419
Stutter and say
>w-wh-whatcha r-reading down t-there?
>crouch down
>begin telling her about the importance of having a clean room and the intelligence of lobsters
>she screams for security

[Anonymous No.16903660]

>>16903651
Based supply changing according to the demand.

[Anonymous No.16903665]

>>16903537
I'm screncapping this thread now.

[Anonymous No.16903667]

unzip, whip it out and take a leak on her lol

[Anonymous No.16903675]

>>16903484
based
>>16903537
cope. go back to /r9k/.

[Anonymous No.16903677]

>>16903419
I usually just leave and come back when the aisle is empty. I've done this before, but sometimes they are sitting there for HOURS so I've had to go to the cinema (the bookshop I go to is in a mall which is convenient) to watch a movie by myself or grab some food to pass the time.

[Anonymous No.16903692]

>>16903419
>Excuse me, can I get that book real quick?
> Oh sure, sorry
> get book
> thanks!
> walk away to next aisle.
Literally anything else is social retardation incarnate or a meme. But this thread is just /lit/ fantasizing about how they meet a imaginary gf.

[Anonymous No.16903707]

>>16903677
checked but holy fuck. Leaving the aisle for a bit is one thing, but waiting hours is another.

[Anonymous No.16903714]

>>16903419
>"Get up."
>"w-what?"
>"Are you deaf? I said get. Up."
>"y-you can't talk to me like that!"

[Anonymous No.16903723]

>>16903677
what sort of fancy fucking library has a cinema in it
where do you live, a palace?

[Anonymous No.16903724]

>>16903667
based

>>16903677
also based, your incorrect life choices at a superficial level will make for good bildung over the long term

>>16903692
zoomer experimenting with seeming adult and masculine but overcompensating, based and will be a good if plain man some day

>>16903675
woman (i reply to you last because women go to the bottom of the post, like the back of the bus)

[Anonymous No.16903727]

>>16903537
haha fucking triggered. this site hasnt been edgy in years, delusional cuck

[Anonymous No.16903730]

>>16903419
>Figure out what book she is reading
>"Excuse me, id like to get a book real quick"
>"Oh sorry", moves over
>Grab same book she is reading, make sure she sees its same book
>"Ya, my 12 year old brother really likes the author. Figure it will work as a gift"
>"Though.. I think he only likes em cause the author is homophobic"
>"anyways thanks"
Rip a fart as I walk away.

[Anonymous No.16903733]

>>16903714
extremely based

[Anonymous No.16903740]

>>16903419
More important question: what do I do when the large paki family with 6 screaming children is taking up the entire coffeeshop/all the chairs in the store?

[Anonymous No.16903788]

>>16903419
>"excuse me"
>she looks up, startled
>"excuse me, I want to get a book"
>"y-yeah, sure"
>take her book from her hands
>walk away

[Anonymous No.16903799]

>>16903788
based and indubitably redpilled

[Anonymous No.16903822]

>>16903788
holy based

[Anonymous No.16903827]

>>16903654
that's not a "tradwife" that's a philosemitic liberal cuck's whore daughter

[Anonymous No.16903830]

>>16903788
Teach me to be like you

[Anonymous No.16903848]

>>16903419
>Haha you can read, cool.

[Anonymous No.16903850]

>>16903830
He literally just did

[Anonymous No.16903860]

>>16903788
courage: +1
new item: The Alchemist

[Anonymous No.16903865]

>>16903576
post pic and I'll tell you if it'll work for you or not

[Anonymous No.16903917]

>What do I say to such a person when they're blocking the book I want?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIQo4vCDFMk

[Anonymous No.16903942]

here’s a suggestion for y’all...maybe chill tf out lmao? have you maybe considered that women will like...idk want to be with you if you act more normal and then you would not be posting these seething incel screeds? all you have to do is be nice to women and be yourself jesus fucking christ lmao have sex

[Anonymous No.16903947]

>>16903942
don't blaspheme nigger

[Anonymous No.16903953]

>>16903947
maybe don’t say slurs and i won’t blaspheme ok?

[Anonymous No.16903954]

>>16903537
That's a bit of a lengthy sentence friend

[Anonymous No.16903957]

>>16903942
Have you considered your nasolabial folds? Go look at your nasolabial folds in the mirror, that's the first sign of a woman aging and it's already visible in most women with bad skincare routines in your early 20s.

[Anonymous No.16903961]

>>16903953
>>16903947
unless you’re Black in which case my bad!!!!

[Anonymous No.16903967]

>>16903942
>>16903953
Is this bait?

[Anonymous No.16903972]

>>16903537
based

[Anonymous No.16903976]

>>16903580
excellent

[Anonymous No.16903988]

Kneel down and start licking her legs. She'll either like it and you're gonna have a good time, or she'll be creeped and move the fuck out of your way

[DoctorGreen !!UjGuLRGjWMh No.16903990]

>>16903419
Iliterate bitch, I am trying *throws punches* to read. Step *stomps the knocked out failure of a human* aside, virgin.
Oh wait, wrong book.
I fucking hate libraries

[Anonymous No.16903993]

>>16903957
um i don’t think i have those yet but i’m body positive so i don’t care, either

[Anonymous No.16903995]

I wish I had a gf so that I could treat women like other unimporant strangers and not like some potential gfs

[Anonymous No.16904009]

>>16903942
>>16903953
Based woman. Virgins BTFO

[Anonymous No.16904018]

>>16903942
>y’all
>incel
>have sex

[Anonymous No.16904025]

with a stealthy and speedy army crawl on my belly i could grab the book i was looking for from right behind her back without her even noticing, assuming the YA she's reading has fully captured her attention

[Anonymous No.16904027]

>>16903942
>Be yourself
>Be on 4chan
>Be liked by anyone irl
Pick two

[Anonymous No.16904037]

>>16903942
*snaps*

[Anonymous No.16904048]

>>16903942
You've got this down to a science. Why are they all exactly the same?

[Anonymous No.16904053]

>>16904027
The first two of course.

[Anonymous No.16904062]

y'all folks need to literally chill and have sex like unironically

[Anonymous No.16904074]

>>16904048
wym we’re all pretty different and have diverse interests lmao. i like photography, for instance. women aren’t a monolith lol.

[Anonymous No.16904082]

>>16903714
Shut up. This is liblary!

[Anonymous No.16904093]

>>16903537
B

[Anonymous No.16904102]

>>16903967
Yes.

You know it because of "all you have to do is be nice to women". Real women don't give the least shit if you're nice to Stacy.

[doubtposting !!0CYbMy7gCdH No.16904107]

>>16903942
>just bee yourself
what if i'm an arrogant and irredeemable piece of shit with no incentive to change

[Anonymous No.16904109]

>>16903788
>>16903799
>>16903822
checked

[Anonymous No.16904116]

>>16903419
"Make way for the king, psued"

[Anonymous No.16904118]

>>16903953
>>16903942
>>16904074
Incredible. A formula for guaranteed (You)s. I'm so jealous.

[Anonymous No.16904123]

>>16904102
i’m not saying to be nice to OTHER WOMEN that’s a huge no. you need to be nice to the woman you want to be with and actively be mean to other women. duh.

[Anonymous No.16904126]

>>16903419
>gaming
>graphic novels
I doubt she's going to be on my path

[Anonymous No.16904157]

>>16903723
It's a bookstore in a shopping mall. Is it not common for there to be movie theatres in the malls of your city?

[Anonymous No.16904181]

Move her with hands without saying anything, without looking at her and having a neutral face, like you're just moving an object.

[Anonymous No.16904286]

>>16903942
Based

[Anonymous No.16904297]

>>16903993
>but i’m body positive so i don’t care, either
How you look has more to do with it others care, not if you care. Fatties can gaslight each other all day about how they look good, but it wont stop them and everyone else not finding it attractive.
Its the same way that no amount of TV saying big boobs are more attractive than small boobs will ever make it true.

[Anonymous No.16904315]

>>16903537
very good post. Roasties OUT

[Anonymous No.16904318]

>>16903942
>all you have to do is be nice to women and be yourself
But when im myself only indian women seem attracted to me. Which is cool and all, but im a racist so you know..

[Anonymous No.16904319]

Punch them in the throat. If they try anything back I’d literally throw them across the library. This is my area, if you want to block my books I will block your windpipe

[Anonymous No.16904324]

>>16904318
ok, so stop being racist then?

[Anonymous No.16904331]

>>16904324
But I was told to be myself or women wouldnt be attracted to me?

[Anonymous No.16904332]

>>16903419
>Stop cluttering so much space in the garbage section and move your ass so others may pass. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.16904336]

>>16904331
yeah obviously change yourself just a little if you’re racist or find a racist girlfriend. it’s not a contradiction it’s just obvious.

[Anonymous No.16904344]

>>16903538
They also have chairs so you don’t have to sit on the floor and block the books. I don’t understand why people want to read in a b&n, it’s a retail store. Why not go to the library and hide in the stacks somewhere- you’d be less likely to be interrupted and you can read whatever you want. A library is also free and 1000% better environment than a fucking mall or some shit.

[Anonymous No.16904347]

>>16903537
Never gonna make it, your diary is trash and your great American novel ain't happening, ever. Fuck off back to your basement.

[Anonymous No.16904383]

>>16904027
All three are possible if you're not a miserable prick.

[Anonymous No.16904428]

>>16903942
this is amazing. you have the tone down and everything. congratulations on all the (you)s. I hope to read more of your work in future.

[Anonymous No.16904444]

>>16903537
This. What are they doing here if they want normalcy? This is a haven for misfits, just let us be. There are more than plenty other sites for "normal" peoope. Makes me sad desu

[Anonymous No.16904457]

>>16904428
We really do have some good trolls on this site. Cant wait till some of them end up in politics. Trump has shown posting bait is a viable strategy for winning after all

[Anonymous No.16904467]

>>16904444
>/lit/ is a haven for misfits
checked

[Anonymous No.16904470]

>greetings fair lady
>hast thou released thine excrement today?
>that coffee surely shall aid the process
>let me be used as your toilet

[Anonymous No.16904472]

>>16904457
It kind of always has been though. Think of all the screencapped threads over the years where people have either had legitimately insane lives or spent a long time dedicating themselves to playing a character worthy of a cult following.

[Anonymous No.16904476]

>>16903419
Say: "Get the FUCK out of my way"

[Anonymous No.16904478]

>>16903730
Dangerously based and underrated

[Anonymous No.16904488]

>>16903827
take your meds and go back to /pol/ you mentally ill, obsessed, idiot.

[Anonymous No.16904495]

>>16903537
Cringe, take your meds.

[Anonymous No.16904500]

>>16904488
>>16904495
You will never be...

[Anonymous No.16904504]

>>16904488
>>16904495

[Anonymous No.16904514]

>>16903537
>>16903942
Yin and Yang

[Anonymous No.16904517]

>>16903942
first time around here? you fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.16904527]

>>16904517
>he says slurs
opinion discarded!

[Anonymous No.16904537]

>>16904336
And what if he's not racist? Women just don't like the way he really is?

[Anonymous No.16904540]

>>16903419
Excuse me lady, could you let me through? I need to have a look at The Big Book of Pokémon you see.

[Anonymous No.16904543]

>>16904527
>slurs

[Anonymous No.16904552]

>>16904488
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.16904589]

I'm too weak to say anything. I'd realistically just try to find a different way, and if there's none I'd probably pretend to be looking for a book until she's gone.
After that I'd sniff the floor she was sitting on

[Anonymous No.16904596]

>>16903419
GET THE FUCK OUT THE AISLES YOU WHORE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE I'M HERE TO PICK UP OVID OYU FUCKING RACIND FUCKING WHORE YOU NO GOOD SLAG FUCK OFF AND DIE IN A FIRE JESUS CHRIST EVERY SINGLY FUCKING TIME I COME HERE THERE'S SOME FUCKING USED UP NO GOOD WHORE BLOCKING THE FUCKING AISLE I WILL FUCKING SLAUGHTER YOU please MOVE

[Anonymous No.16904612]

Make small talk and flirt while thinking to myself how much I hate her

[Anonymous No.16904618]

>>16904596
>o-ok a-anon-kun I w-will move, uWu..

[Anonymous No.16904641]

>>16903957
forgot to account for all that cheap wine and weed sweaty

[Anonymous No.16904662]

>>16903419
I'd punt her coffee and if she gave me an back-talk I'd whip it out and start peeing on the Skyrim books

[Anonymous No.16904669]

>>16904596
>And the thot thought, "This man is the man I need! I want to bear his child!"

[Anonymous No.16904673]

>>16904500
>>16904504
>>16904552
Incel retards, you will never lose your virginity. Socially ostracized freaks.

[Anonymous No.16904740]

>>16903580
what a chad

[Anonymous No.16904748]

>>16904673
pls tell me this is real

[Anonymous No.16904762]

>>16904748
it's real what can you expect from actual retards? These are the deranged incel freaks you argue with on /pol/.

[Anonymous No.16904829]

>>16904762
>implying cityfags count as /pol/
Probably /int/

[Anonymous No.16904858]

can you really meet girl in library / book store?

[Anonymous No.16904875]

If this person is blocking the book you want you might want to stop reading YA Fantasy.

[Anonymous No.16904883]

>>16903957
>normies think that yogurt is "healthy food" that belongs in a normal diet.

[Anonymous No.16904893]

>>16904883
dumb vegan poster

[Anonymous No.16904987]

>>16903537
You're perfectly right, but this bunch of normies, cuntoids and retarded white knights won't understand.

[Anonymous No.16904988]

>>16904883
>source of protein and calcium
>healthier than milk
>look at me I'm mr faggot and know all about nutrition
yeah, eat a dick and choke on it

[Anonymous No.16905008]

>>16903419
grab her by the pussy, easy squeezy

[Anonymous No.16905068]

>>16903419
This is in Santa Rosa. How lovely.
Cover mouth and rape. With young girls like her, you need a hard fuck.

[Anonymous No.16905075]

>>16903419
we should make the Santa Rosa B&N the /lit/ hook up zone
that whole area is crawling with babes

[Anonymous No.16905386]

>>16903433
This, but I'd add a "Thank you" afterward.

[Anonymous No.16905429]

>>16903942
Based roastie

[Anonymous No.16905431]

>>16903537
based and redpilled
all the normies go back to <<<\ins*a\

[Anonymous No.16905473]

>>16904673
ask me how I know you re a /leftypol/ tourist

[Anonymous No.16905787]

>>16904875

[Anonymous No.16905818]

>>16903457
Who would want to date such a rude bitch in the first place? If she's making herself at home in a bookstore, spreading her covid germs super spreader style, creasing covers - imagine what she'd be like after 7 years marriage?

[Anonymous No.16905864]

>>16903419
She's very cute- just tell her your favorite author and ask her out, but make sure you say someone traditional. What you need to understand is that 9 times out of 10, female professors who are really into deconstructing literature and School of Resentment style theory are BEGGING to get fucked by Big Canonical Cock. I am being serious. I am not being ironic. For my survey course of English lit from Beowulf to 1800, my professor fit this trope exactly; she was about 28, fairly cute (not an art hoe, but with shorter brown hair), and very into “fighting back” against traditional views of medieval literature. Queering Langland, "there were black people in the Middle Ages," all of that. On the first day, we discussed the concept of a literary canon, which she argued inherently favored those works produced by people in power. Needless to say, I disagreed. Because I happened to have a class in the next room right before her course, I was always the first to arrive, usually about 5 minutes before anyone else. We would have brief conversations, first about whatever material we were going to cover that day and then about random topics- other books and poems, little details of our lives, etc.

Slowly I began to realize she was dropping small hints of her sexual availability. Nothing too risqué. She would say things like "Old English poetry (she never said Anglo-Saxon because that was a 'white supremacist dogwhistle') is so elegiac, it always makes me lonely" or "anon, you might like this article on the York mystery plays, I found it very stimulating," etc. What's more, these hints always came after I said something to defend the canon or canonical authors and traditional interpretations. For example, one day I happened to namedrop Harold Bloom during a conversation about Shakespeare's use of the carnivalesque. She made a face, and I said "Love him or hate him, you have to admit Bloom presents a useful analysis of poetic influence across the history of English literature (or words to that effect)." She bit her lip, and for a second I wasn't sure if she was going to criticize our guy or what, but instead she mentioned that the Taming of the Shrew was playing at a local theater, subtly indicating she wished to go with me. We did end up going, and it was particularly fun to watch her watch Petruchio tame Katherine. She clearly loved it; I didn't bring it up, of course, but only a few days before she had said the play was irredeemably misogynistic. Needless to say, we had an enjoyable night.

[Anonymous No.16905881]

>>16903419
possible solutions:

1. politely ask them to move like someone who doesn't surf 4chan
2. use their rudeness to initiate touch and see if you can find a way to fuck
3. stop shopping at barnes and fucking noble. nothing on their shelves will impress, surprise, or teach you anything. they are the bulwark of a dying industry building it's walls with title's that they know will sell and guarantee to produce zero controversy. 99% of what you want can be pirated and the rest can be found with third party sellers and esoteric collector's. no need to debase yourself in a coffehouse that dedicates 99% of it's floor space to mid-wit books that noone needs.

[Anonymous No.16906009]

>>16904612
based thespian lizardman

[Anonymous No.16906058]

>>16903654
This person is a complete fucking mess.
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree I guess.

[Anonymous No.16906097]

>>16905068
In the middle of the bookstore? How do you expect to get away with that?

[Anonymous No.16906150]

>>16905864
underrated

[Anonymous No.16906213]

“Excuse me. Can you pass me that copy of Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception?”

[Anonymous No.16906271]

>>16904641
Nothing wrong with cheap wine and weed. Also nothing wrong with body positivity. I personally am not attracted to people who smoke tobacco or are too overweight, but that's just personal preferences.

[Anonymous No.16906279]

>>16904470
based

[Anonymous No.16906286]

>give her a hard kick in the legs
>say "oh, how extremely stupid of me"
>continue browsing

[Anonymous No.16906296]

>>16903419
I never see a cutie like this at my bookstore. It’s always some fat disgusting she-boon.

[Anonymous No.16906299]

>>16903433
HOLY BASED

[Anonymous No.16906300]

>>16903537

[Anonymous No.16906318]

>>16903942
You have to visit /b/abies first board before the actual hobbies board. That way you get in the mindset

[Anonymous No.16906327]

>>16904126
This desu senpai

[Anonymous No.16906330]

>>16906286
>give her a hard kick in the legs
>say "oh, how extremely stupid of me"
>give her a hard kick in the legs
>say "oh, how extremely stupid of me"
>give her a hard kick in the legs
>say "oh, how extremely stupid of me"

[Anonymous No.16906362]

>>16903433
>>16905386
Based in reality

[Anonymous No.16906422]

>>16903419

Excuse me, can you move?

>reach for what I want.

[Anonymous No.16906442]

>Excuse me madam, I need to pass through so I can peruse through one of my favorite manga series, Himouto! Umaru-chan.

[Anonymous No.16906468]

>>16903447

[Anonymous No.16906487]

>>16903957
Doesn't matter what you eat. If you don't hit the gym as an adult, your body is going to look like shit.

[Anonymous No.16906523]

>>16904858
Yeah, duh.

[Anonymous No.16906574]

>>16903730
Unironically based

[Anonymous No.16906653]

>>16904495
If you really wanted him to take his meds, then you would let him vent on here. Its catharsis.

[Anonymous No.16906660]

>>16905864
BASSADO

[Anonymous No.16906675]

>>16904858
Met my ex at the modernist section, she was eyeing Joyce and I had to have her.

[Anonymous No.16906698]

>>16903860
KEK

[Anonymous No.16906950]

>>16903433
Checked, Based and Redpilled

[Anonymous No.16907268]

>>16903457
being polite is not how you get dates

[Anonymous No.16907332]

>>16903537
You should take a break from 4chan.org

[Anonymous No.16907348]

>>16905818
You sound very unpleasant.
>>16907268
Works for me

[Anonymous No.16907364]

>>16907348
sorry i meant dates with the opposite gender, fag

[Anonymous No.16907576]

>>16903419
>sees xx alone
>immediately commits a high-impact rape
>"also could you move a bit, 'ppreciate ya" :^)

[Anonymous No.16907617]

>>16907268
no lol it works really well. if a guy is mean to me i’m not interested. i’m not chasing after a man, ever. it’s a man’s job to chase after me. you should be nothing but kind to any girl you want to date unless you’re like really really crazy hot then you can pretty much just do whatever because like girls don’t care but if you’re still nice and you’re 6’8 that’s a huge boon. you probably don’t get dates at all if you think being a mean guy is cool lmao. stop calling genuinely sweet guys like >>16907348 homophobic slurs.

[Anonymous No.16907634]

>>16907617
Thank you for calling me sweet :)
Can I kindly please fuck you?

[Anonymous No.16907659]

>>16907634
ew!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.16907679]

>>16907617
I'm a 7' hot guy. If I ever find you I will rape you.

[Anonymous No.16907699]

>>16907679
If you're willing to record and post it I'm sure some anon would be willing to find her ip address for you :)

[Anonymous No.16907700]

>>16907679
mods?????

[Anonymous No.16907707]

>>16907617
you will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.16907709]

>>16907707
shut UP i have been on estrogen for almost half a year!!! i am growing tits FUVK YOU sorry i came on here to try and feel like a real girl FOR FUCKING ONCE fuck

[Anonymous No.16907716]

>>16907707
fuck cis women anf fuck stupid men like you who will NEVER desire me

[Anonymous No.16907719]

>>16907716
fuck it I HATE WOMEN!!!!! I HATE BEING TOLD I AM NOT A WOMAN!!!! INFERIOR SEX WITH SUPERIOR FEATURES

[Anonymous No.16907726]

>>16907617
>>16907709
I cannot tell if you are a troll or a tranny or both

[Anonymous No.16907747]

Just crouch over them and release the biggest fart in your life

[Anonymous No.16907943]

>>16903537

[Anonymous No.16908058]

Yeah, bust out the toolbox, take out the Phillips head screwdriver. What's that bitch? You only take flathead? Get the fuck out. I don't deal with loose banged up BITCHES.

YEAH, BUST OUT THE TOOLBOX, TAKE OUT THE PHILLIPS HEAD SCREWDRIVER. WHAT’S THAT, BITCH? YOU ONLY TAKE FLATHEAD? GET THE FUCK OUT, I DONT FUCK LOOSE BANGED UP BITCHES.

FLATHEAD BITCH NO GOOD FOR MY CRUCIFORM DICK.

[Anonymous No.16908177]

>>16903537
I love this fucking Board

[Anonymous No.16908201]

>>16903537

[Anonymous No.16908220]

>>16903419
The Japanese do it differently. Watch
DVDES-866 and RBD-508 for more instructions.

[Anonymous No.16908313]

>>16904673
Look like a chill group to hang with.

[Anonymous No.16908336]

>>16905473
>you made fun of my autistic, retarded political position you must be part of THE LEFT
yeah....no...sorry sweaty just because someone makes fun of your retarded echochamber doesn't mean they are part of "the left"

t. not a leftist

[Anonymous No.16908339]

>>16904344
Jesus this. The equivalent in Britain is a Waterstones and I just do not understand why people would want to sit around and read something there. It has a constant bustle and the reading chairs are always positioned so that people can see you reading. The only people that want to read there are the people who want to be seen reading.

[Anonymous No.16908349]

>go to the thrift store to browse for books
>stand around awkwardly for five minutes while some scary looking homeless woman sifts through every single book looking for money
>give up and leave

Decided to just get an ereader after that particular experience

[Anonymous No.16908374]

>>16903419
you ask them why they're pretending to read the book and point out that no one will find them attractive either way.

[Anonymous No.16908377]

>>16908336
>t. socially isolated retard with a library of image macro arguments on his harddrive

[Anonymous No.16908401]

I want that big Pokemon book

[Anonymous No.16908402]

>>16903537
The amount of seething replies this post got makes it the most based on this board rn

[Anonymous No.16908411]

>>16903537
sir do you cum when a woman takes your order at mcdonalds or something

[Anonymous No.16908470]

>>16903503
This, you fucking autists. followed by a quick rape . It really is that easy

[Anonymous No.16908485]

>>16908377
Nope, nice projection though, autist. It's ok, maybe one day when you stop being an ugly loser you'll be able to breed.

[Anonymous No.16908525]

>>16903419
>Pardon me
>Excuse me
>Move Bitch. Get out the way~

[Anonymous No.16908645]

>>16905864
Holy based, I need more of what you put down. The implications got me wriled up, but in a soft loving way.

[Anonymous No.16908653]

>Hey, toots, nice gams! Be a dear n' gemme that Lolita wouldja?

[Anonymous No.16908657]

>>16906675
Are you, perhaps, a fart fetishist?

[Anonymous No.16908796]

>>16904444
Quads confirm

[Anonymous No.16908811]

>>16903573
same kinda

[Anonymous No.16908826]

>>16908653
lmao

[Anonymous No.16908852]

>>16903419
ANO SUMIMASEN, DOITE ITADAKEMASEN KA KUDASAI ONEGAISHIMASU

[Anonymous No.16908993]

>>16903419
>cute girl in a bookstore
Literally never although I only go to used stores. It's all the elderly and sweaty DnD nerds. The one time there was a cute girl she was talking to the cashier who was there FOR FREE trying to get credit for a college course I guess and the cashier was an ugly social reject fatty and the girl was a cute blonde explaining how she was a spiritualist and saying "aww that's cute ;^)" when the fatty said she'd like to speak to her dear old dad, which the spiritualist of course said she could arrange. You know, for money. I thought a cute girl might notice me if I stood there looking at the classics section with my motorcycle helmet dangling from my fingers but she didn't, so as soon as she left I went back to the SFF section and picked up some old fart's Heinlein collection for under a fiver.

[Anonymous No.16909121]

>>16903727
actually it has only become more edgy as the general culture has become stifled.

[Anonymous No.16909161]

>>16908993
Where do I unsubscribe from this blog

[Anonymous No.16909167]

>>16909161
You don't.

[Anonymous No.16909777]

>>16903537
is this the power of ciceronian style?

[Anonymous No.16909789]

>>16903537
How can one man be so cringe and based at the same time.

[Anonymous No.16909798]

>>16903860
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.16909799]

>>16903537
Based intuitive and grumpy poster

[Anonymous No.16909840]

>>16903537
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.16909863]

>>16903433
So unfathomably based, there hasn't been a more based post on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.16909993]

>>16908993
Girls don't just notice you and ask for your number out of nowhere anon, especially when they're just trying to do some shopping or whatever. That's not how the world works.

[Anonymous No.16910049]

>>16903419
she just stayed there to pose for a picture, this doesn't happen irl

[Anonymous No.16910940]

>>16903537
lick my ass nigger

[Anonymous No.16910948]

Get the fuck out of the way, filthy peasant

[Anonymous No.16911004]

>>16906330
Almost spilled my coffe omfg

[Anonymous No.16911339]

>>16907634
Stop pretending to be me moron
>>16907364
It works for both actually. Why not swing both ways, sex is sex.

[Anonymous No.16911368]

>>16903537
For some reason I read this in Donny's voice from the wild thornberries

[Anonymous No.16911381]

>>16903537
wtf anon I love you

[Anonymous No.16911903]

>>16903942
based, unironically. It's so easy to have sex if you just go work out and quit eating and living like shit.

[Anonymous No.16912067]

>>16906468
What white girls wish happened to them so they wouldn't have to lie about "unsolicited nudes."

[Anonymous No.16912084]

Fart in her fucking face

[Anonymous No.16912160]

>>16903537
include me in the screenshot lmfao i'm dying with this based schizo

[Anonymous No.16912165]

>>16903580
Based, did that 3 times already it works

[Anonymous No.16912183]

>>16903788
HOLY BASED

[Anonymous No.16912309]

>>16903537
i'm thinking based

[Anonymous No.16912320]

>>16912160
back to twitter

[Anonymous No.16912332]

>>16903537
Actually Im a dude and it was just a friendly post
Dont get your panties in a knot, cross dressing tranny freak

[Anonymous No.16912608]

>>16906296
You won't see this woman at a bookstore either. She went there to pose for an Instagram shot. She probably hasn't read a book in two years.

[Anonymous No.16912868]

>>16912332
The post has already gained too much (you)’s, you are powerless to stop it.

[Anonymous No.16912930]

>>16903537
SAINT BASÉ

[Anonymous No.16912943]

>>16903537
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.16913629]

>>16903537
this is a superior post and all anons should be taking notes on this post, it's honestly brilliant

[Anonymous No.16913950]

>>16905864
I'm glad someone else saved his post.

[Anonymous No.16914206]

>>16903419

[Anonymous No.16914228]

>>16914206
Nice try, she's on her phone. Probably waiting for her ''''''''boring''''''''' friend to finish book shopping.

[Anonymous No.16914266]

>>16914206
This little boy needs a haircut

[Anonymous No.16914279]

>>16914266
I can't unsee it now

[Anonymous No.16914702]

>>16911903
That’s the easy part. Where the fuck do you find them and how do you talk to them without hitting on them in the grocery store?

[Anonymous No.16914729]

>>16903537

[Anonymous No.16915124]

>>16903433
fpbp, checked and based.

[Anonymous No.16915147]

>>16903537
Based 10 million mile leap schizoid man

[Anonymous No.16915165]

>>16903537
unbelievably based

[Anonymous No.16915190]

>>16903537
What an exquisite post.

[Anonymous No.16915209]

>>16903537
basé et rouge pillulé

[Anonymous No.16915241]

>>16903433
Absolutely fucking BASED!

[Anonymous No.16915340]

>>16903942
funny, i just ran into the same post in a /v/ last of us thread....

[Anonymous No.16915687]

you say

you're very cute
move your cute butt over you're blocking everything
what're you reading that you decided to claim your territory in a book store
there's more coffee and silence at my place

then you lick her pussy and feel her up and fuck her and tell her you have herpes after so she doesn't bother you with trying to be a gf because you were interesting

[Anonymous No.16915719]

>>16903419
Kick her coffee, kick her book, kick her face, spit on her, say: "Sorry, I didn't see you," then go home and cry.

[Anonymous No.16916435]

>>16903433
holly shit this is perfect

[Anonymous No.16916586]

For butterfly my discord Drz400sm50#6602

[Anonymous No.16916636]

>>16903419
Shit yourself most people move out the way

[Anonymous No.16917360]

>>16903433
fpbp kek

[Anonymous No.16917375]

>>16903537
Based.

[Anonymous No.16917388]

>>16908485
fuck shes a cutie

[Anonymous No.16917410]

>>16903537
everyone's making fun of you but i guarantee that that actually happens

[Anonymous No.16917424]

>>16903942
>have you maybe considered that women will like...idk want to be with you if you act more normal and then you would not be posting these seething incel screeds?
yes

i'm 5'5" and balding. my gf cheated on me once I started balding pretty heavily (and most likely before that, but she stopped being sneaky)

i pick mushrooms and take bug pictures now

[Anonymous No.16917448]

>>16903419
Honestly I’m so retarded that seeing someone else sitting down there reading I might just sit down and start reading too without thinking twice about any of it

[Anonymous No.16917807]

>>16903433
This. But OP is probably an aspie with social anxiety.

[Anonymous No.16917857]

>>16905864
Very good

[Anonymous No.16918095]

>>16903568
based based schizo poster poster

[Anonymous No.16918189]

>>16918095
based based based schizo poster poster poster

[Anonymous No.16918226]

>>16903433
wow just wow

[Anonymous No.16918265]

>>16903537
Beyond based.

[Anonymous No.16919114]

>>16918095
that was still acceptable.
>>16918189
this is too much, feels forced and is unironically, with no hard feelings, the kind of thing you would see on reddit.

[Anonymous No.16919175]

>>16914206
I want the rest of the set anon

[hungryman !!5BI0oSV9uvS No.16919204]

>>16904344
>>16908339
>>16903535
Its for people looking to score higher quality dates than a bar.

[Anonymous No.16919251]

>>16903433
>Not saying “excuse YOU”

[Anonymous No.16919259]

>>16903537
I’m gonna say the B word

[Anonymous No.16919281]

>>16917424
based forest goblin

[Anonymous No.16919669]

>>16907709
>>16907716
>>16907719
I'm trans and shit like this is why I detest other trans women. I can't tell if this is someone roleplaying and honestly I don't fucking care, this is what 75% of us actually sound like. Fuck this gay earth, I hate being categorically proximal to this shit in any way.

[Anonymous No.16920131]

>>16903788
holy lel

[Anonymous No.16920462]

>>16903433
Holy fuck BASED! how come I never thought about that?

[Anonymous No.16920471]

>>16903537
Increiblemente basado

[Anonymous No.16920483]

>>16903580
I've done this like 12 times already i have 12 girlfriends and 12 books at home

[Anonymous No.16920485]

>>16919669
Do you have a kik?

[Anonymous No.16920529]

>>16903419
just lick her leg, anon, jeez

[Anonymous No.16920914]

>>16903537
Bro, what?

[Anonymous No.16920976]

>>16903433
Dangerously based.

[Anonymous No.16920982]

>>16903433

[Anonymous No.16920989]

>>16903457
>you might even secure a date out of it
>wow... the way he asked me to move... the way he picked up the book... why is my pussy getting wet?

[Anonymous No.16920996]

>>16903537

[Anonymous No.16921016]

Great thread boys.

[Anonymous No.16921404]

>>16920485
Why the fuck do you guys all use kik? Like, is it a meme? Do people actually use this platform? Is it optimized somehow for imageboard coomers?

[Anonymous No.16921511]

>>16903942
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.16921591]

>>16915209
décalisse, Gilbert.

[Anonymous No.16923260]

>>16903419
Bump

[Anonymous No.16924154]

>>16903419
Christ I didn't want to be that guy but I really wonder how her foot smells like

[Anonymous No.16924204]

>>16903419
>walk up
>wait until she looks up from book
>jump up and slam one foot on that coffee cup splashing it all over her, the books, the floor, myself
>loudly shout "your welcome" to no one
>leave store and never return

[Anonymous No.16925119]

>>16903537
Best reply of 2020

[Anonymous No.16925136]

>>16903692
>real quick

[Anonymous No.16925344]

>>16903419
>approach her
>hands get moist and ass crack becomes sweaty
>say "i-i'm sorry m'lady"
>she doesn't even look up and just say "what do you want?"
>"y-you too"
>quit the store
>go home to mom's basement
>put on helium exit kit
>finally leave mortal coil behind as i ascend to my true form

[Anonymous No.16925351]

>>16903419
AFRICAN AMERICAN MICROPENIS

[Anonymous No.16925375]

>>16920462
probably cause you are stupid

[Anonymous No.16925416]

>>16903537
unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.16925472]

>>16903942
What the fuck is a screed?

[Anonymous No.16925501]

>>16903537
poty

[Anonymous No.16926079]

>>16904107
>tripfag
your mentioned shortcomings are the least of your problems

[Anonymous No.16926123]

>>16919114
'based' is reddit incarnate, newfag

[Anonymous No.16926152]

>>16919175
I didn't even notice the filename until after I posted it. Someone was being dumb.

[Anonymous No.16926165]

>>16926152
There are others, but that's all I'm going to post here.

[Anonymous No.16926727]

>>16903788
Based

[Anonymous No.16927407]

do people actually go to bookstores and library still? i thought they all went out of business.

[Anonymous No.16927417]

>>16926152
what does this girl read?

[Anonymous No.16927454]

>>16925344
>helium
>ascend

[Anonymous No.16927484]

>>16920989
The assumption is that you would start a conversation beyond asking her to move you peabrained shitpisser.

[Anonymous No.16927496]

Casually step over here while "accidentally" dropping a copy of Artie Schopes' On Women (that you should be carrying with you anyway).

[Anonymous No.16927502]

>>16927496
I microprint On Women on caltrops and scatter them around areas commonly frequented by roasties

[doubtposting !!0CYbMy7gCdH No.16927560]

>>16920483
holy based

[Anonymous No.16927648]

>>16903537
anyone who disagrees with this post doesn't belong on this site and is contributing to its decline through astroturfing mainstream content and morals.

Time for me to switch off anyways.

[Anonymous No.16927820]

>>16903419
tell them to move, if they don't just barge past - regardless of if I'm nice to people or not they're not

[Anonymous No.16927962]

>>16925344
heh