Make your own Rupi Kaur Poem

[Anonymous No.16845582]

Here is mine, fabricated in a minute:

We fall
Like leaves
All different
in colour
Some brown
Some yellow
We hit the ground
All of us
But at least we're
Special

[Anonymous No.16845591]

>>16845582
I touch
My dick
It feels
Huge
I am happy again
Because
Happiness
Is always
in my panties

[Anonymous No.16845599]

The sun beats down
On our leathery faces
Our hands all cracked
And bones weary
You turned to me and spoke
Fuck me
When's smoko

[Anonymous No.16845609]

Cringe thread

[Anonymous No.16845625]

>>16845582
Standing
standing there
mud runs down my legs
beans.
jalapenos.
seasoning.
I cry.
No quiero
taco bell

[Anonymous No.16845668]

>>16845582
My pussy hurts
From all these men
Big and small
Rubber and plastic
I will continue the ride
For I am
Liberated

[Anonymous No.16845684]

>>16845609
You ———> •
The point ——————> •

[Anonymous No.16845691]

>>16845599
Based aussie shitposter.

[Anonymous No.16845766]

>>16845668
>>16845625
>>16845599
>>16845591
>>16845582


so many anons
imitating the queen
using uppercase (never)
making dick jokes (tired)
i read them all, yet
i don’t laugh
i don’t even smile
pathetic.

“pretenders”
— rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.16845963]

>>16845582
We are incinerated
Like protozoa
All scurrying about
in undue haste
some fatalistic
some not
we attain oblivion
all of us
But at least we're
not niggers

[Anonymous No.16845993]

Adding random line breaks
Does not
A poem make

[Anonymous No.16846007]

>>16845582
i once threw
some kittens down a well
when i was young
splish
splosh
they went

[Anonymous No.16846030]

If a glass is filled with pee
does it matter
if it's half full
or half empty?

[Anonymous No.16846041]

like your finger
running on
my back
poo
runs on
my back
why do I
shit with my feet up
and my head down?
It's so I can
eat my poo and my
pee

[Anonymous No.16846055]

>>16845582
Nigs
are tounging
my anus
feels nice
bottom text

[Anonymous No.16846074]

and I thought
"why do
poo
have to leave me
body"
so I sealed
my anus
and since
poo
fills me
and I am
fat soon
I am going to
explode
an explosion of poo

[Anonymous No.16846095]

cum
on her face
was like
snow falling
on charcoal
and cum
on hers
was like
milk poured
on chocolate
and cum
on hers
was like
sugar melting
on a lemon
but cum
on yours
is like
a line of coke
on a marble table

[Anonymous No.16846101]

>>16845582
>>16845599
>>16845963
>>16846007

these are good, keep 'em coming

[Anonymous No.16846123]

well, come to the whorehouse!
welcome to the whorehouse
Wells came in the whore's house

[Anonymous No.16846177]

walking down the stairs
and I fell down
deep down
and down
so down
down
do
I
remember falling
for the first time?

[Anonymous No.16846221]

>>16845582
>>16845591
>>16845599
>>16845625
>>16845668
>>16845766
>>16845963
>>16845993
>>16846007
>>16846030
>>16846041
>>16846055
>>16846074
>>16846095
>>16846123
>>16846177
Reminder that if you posted a poem, youre never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.16846279]

>>16845582
The jannie cries
on my chest he gets
a rest and so
do I
"in 48 hours your ban will
expire"

[Anonymous No.16846399]

enjambment makes me
clever and lowercase
makes my ramblings
deep

[Anonymous No.16846426]

>>16845582
Hello my
name is Jeremy
what
is yours?

[Anonymous No.16846451]

>>16845582
To be honest
If it's wrong
I don't want to be right
I don't wanna talk
If you're not gonna talk to me
Nice.
To be honest
If it's wrong
I don't want to be right
I don't wanna talk
If you're not gonna talk
To me nice
Talk to me nice,
Talk to me nice
I don't wanna talk
If you're not gonna
Talk to me nice
Talk to me nice

[Anonymous No.16846453]

>>16846221
how come?

[Anonymous No.16846457]

>>16846399
best maybe

[Anonymous No.16846498]

>>16846007
This is good stuff.

[Anonymous No.16846515]

>>16845582
we are all
looking at
flowers
like bees at
bodies
out of the
titty
cum milk and honey

[Anonymous No.16846605]

>>16845582
she was like poo
on the street
free
no man could
make her use the
loo

[Anonymous No.16846609]

it comes
from China
covfefe

[Anonymous No.16846615]

>>16845582
https://youtu.be/tkSNnR0aZTw

[Anonymous No.16846944]

>Thoughts
>Pots

In what dialect do these rhyme?

[Anonymous No.16847070]

Alright, partner
Keep on rollin', baby
You know what time it is
Throw your hands up
Ladies and gentlemen
Chocolate Starfish
Keep on rolling baby
Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Breath in, now breath out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (what?)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (come on)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (yeah)
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

[Anonymous No.16847079]

>>16846944
most north american english dialects?

[Anonymous No.16847087]

>>16847079
So when someone asks what their thot thoughts are, it just sounds like 'thot thots'?

How very strange.

[Anonymous No.16847151]

incomplete syntax
at the end of a line
the meaning runs over
from one poetic line
to the next
without
terminal punctuation

[Anonymous No.16847156]

The sun
rises
and sets
but who
is
its
matchmaker?

[Anonymous No.16847176]

>>16846041
lmao

[Anonymous No.16847182]

If you
took
every
pebble
and grain
of sand
in the world,
it would
still
not weigh
on my mind
when you
DREAM

[Anonymous No.16847206]

LOVE AND LOOSE CHANGE
by Rupi Kaur

my pop-tarts are $2.99
but i have only 53 cents

the cashier is stern
do i have some other way to pay

if there were more
love in the world
he would let me pay with gratitude

but gratitude is not
viable currency
these days
it appears

i grab the pop-tarts
and make a dash for it but they

catch me at the door

there is so little love
in the world

[Anonymous No.16847210]

>>16846221
"homo"
re minder
if you posted a poem
you
're never making it

[Anonymous No.16847264]

>>16845582
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMM

[Anonymous No.16847282]

>>16846451
based bladee poster

[Anonymous No.16848445]

Basting in my fluids
I am above the law
I reach out for help
But it doesn’t come.

Shitposting is not a virtue
but a way of life for
People like
Me
You.

We are the outlaw children
Of the internet
Wasteland.

[Anonymous No.16848467]

some
body once told me

[Anonymous No.16848536]

>>16846944
>he doesn't know about the caught-cot merger in American English

how the fuck are you going to make it as a poet?

[Anonymous No.16848543]

>>16848536
Like all other poets.
With a full-time office job.

[Anonymous No.16848587]

no one cared who i was
until i put on a mask
if i took it off
would i die
would it be painful
or would i finally become
a big girl

[Anonymous No.16848690]

just one thought
comes to mind
now that we meet
not your ‘brows
nor your poems
just designated
shitting
street

[Anonymous No.16848723]

poo
hot blacktop
my face my hair
floating in a puddle
i stare
and wonder
which is darker

[Anonymous No.16848728]

>>16845582
We fall
Like leaves
All different
in colour
Some brown
Like poop
And Rupi Kaur

[Anonymous No.16848763]

>>16846944
most of the doggerel in this thread is better than that.

[Anonymous No.16848778]

>>16848728
We lambast
like hyper-oxygenated pygmy stem cells
All magniloquent
Some intimating guileless concupiscence
Some not
We injure ourselves through addiction
All of us
But at least we're gay
Hobbits.

[Anonymous No.16848779]

>>16847206
kek

[Anonymous No.16848793]

hot and steamy
lie the turds on
my chest
a cleveland steamer
from a tranvestite hooker

[Anonymous No.16848843]

>>16848587
kek

[Anonymous No.16848879]

>>16845582
let's imaginate
The world-woman, beading heirloom
looming large, large like her wisdom
Honey, honey, wisdom of the bee
She flies around flower to flower,
pretty flower,
gathering experience, like world-woman's hands,
wrinkled from the millennia of toil,
but now she is free, free
to tongue BBW Maya Angelou's crusty anus.
She is free to create a world of clean and bleached
anus awareness.
World-woman preaches thusly anus awareness.
All of us.
Some flabby.
Some diabetic.
But all of us are world-woman's hand.
Anus awareness.
Anus.
Awareness.
Beware!
Be aware!
Beware the anus!
Be aware of the anus!
Oh look, world-woman has returned!
Now she has presented us the nightly turgid thumb of the Corrector Supremus, his "digital" auto-de-fe,
Johnny Franzen's ugly thumb climbs upon the world-woman's infinite hobbling thumb to rejoin the Hegelianly negated nectars of chthonic jouissance.

[Anonymous No.16849046]

Where can I find collections of lore about Davy Jones' Locker? I'm writing an essay on internet piracy and want to use Davy Jones' Locker as a metaphor for VPN.

[Anonymous No.16849074]

I shit my pants;
Oily beer shit streaks down my soft thighs.
Nauseous, I say,
Such is the cost of the tough life.

[Anonymous No.16849116]

>>16849074
The post that scared butters straight.

[Anonymous No.16849307]

>>16846944
This bitch needs a man

[Anonymous No.16849315]

>>16849307

[Anonymous No.16849495]

>>16849307
I'm sure she's had a few this weekend

[Anonymous No.16850374]

>>16845582
This looks fun. Shame I have no who she is.

[Anonymous No.16850442]

anger
lust
I coom
I cry
but will
my cherry
ever
return
unpopped
whimpers
of yesteryear
I coom
I cry
but will my
butt
cherry
return unpopped

-unpopped butt cherries

[Anonymous No.16850452]

>>16845582
i saw
he came
but i conquered

[Anonymous No.16850460]

>>16845582
Life so hard,
being rich and writing poems,
have no real problems,
so,
make up a load to make myself seem profound

[Anonymous No.16850528]

>>16846453
Its the most generic, trite and redundant thing to do. Some of the dumbest English majors I knew loved doing it. I never met anyone with talent even bother

[Anonymous No.16850555]

>>16850452
i had a wry smile over this, thanks m9

[Anonymous No.16850579]

the stars in your eyes
are there for no one
but you
and if it might
come to an end
don't pretend
and let it rise

[Anonymous No.16850843]

>>16847070
Based Rupi Durst

[Anonymous No.16852116]

>>16850528
i don't imagine it's much bother

[Anonymous No.16852157]

>>16849315
Kek tell me this isn't hers

[Anonymous No.16852322]

some nights and starry skies
are there for me to look and ponder

but there are some nights
in which theres only one thing to do

to smell feet, and shit

And I know I must

coom.

[Anonymous No.16852735]

>>16845582

the kegel balls
drop from my
anus
one
two
three
the fourth has not
come out yet
the
emergency room
is quiet.

[Anonymous No.16852776]

>>16852735
a tour de force

[Anonymous No.16852791]

>>16845599
would be better as a haiku

[Anonymous No.16852863]

>>16845582
shartly
i farted
fartly
i sharted
and then
i wipe

[Anonymous No.16852877]

>>16846030
>>16846041
>>16852735
(You) are worthy

[Anonymous No.16852907]

>>16845766
she looks like
a little brown puffin!

'ripe for the stuffin'

no

i didn't mean

*that*

i mean

that

i think it would be nice
to spend christmas

with her

or

one of her serious

female

readers

but really

with
anyone at all

[Anonymous No.16852914]

I met
a guy
on tinder
we were going to
fuck
but he said
my vag
looked like roast
beef
wtf
I hate men now

[Anonymous No.16853315]

oh yes
my dear
sniff
quite pungent indeed
is that
dare I say
sniff
eggs I smell?
sniff
yes
quite so my darling

[Anonymous No.16854563]

>>16853315

[Anonymous No.16854702]

My gf got memed into buying this chick's first book. She never talked about it though, which means she probably disliked it (also think I found her bookmark part way through the book). Personally I think it's hilarious, like when someone tries to make a profound film but only succeeds in making one that is terrible. I might buy the new book, but only when I can buy it used cause I'm not gonna give this dumb poo ho my money.

[Anonymous No.16854705]

>>16852907
i like this

[Anonymous No.16855155]

>>16854702
Your gf probably loved the book and didn't want to sound stupid for admitting it. If there was a bookmark in there it meant she wanted to come back to it. Not that she stopped halfway through.

You should just steal it from the bookstore. You're not only taking money from her, but also from a shop that was shitty enough to stock the thing. Two cunts with one stone.

[Anonymous No.16855359]

>>16846944
What the fuck is this shit?

[Anonymous No.16855391]

>>16846944
she's a curryshitter what do you expect

[Anonymous No.16855393]

>>16855359
Modern Poetry.
Your time is over, straight white man.

[Anonymous No.16855424]

it has been
(you)
always
maybe never
*but what*
time to
die
dye*
my hair blue

[Anonymous No.16855432]

I jerk off
to loli porn
I know it's wrong
but I'm really horn
for small tiddies
on lil kiddies
at least soon
I will be accepted as a sexuality
by the mainstream PC community

[Anonymous No.16855434]

>>16846041
Fuck lmao got me

[Anonymous No.16855605]

>>16845582
falling from
the sky like
a shooting star
into
my
toilet

-Its my shit by Rupi Kaur

[Anonymous No.16855607]

You say
I am wasting my life with
No
Children
I am nearly thirty but
I am in no hurry
Curry curry curry

[Anonymous No.16855625]

>>16855605
She don't use a toilet anon she a street shitta

[Anonymous No.16855765]

based are my posts
banned
a discord tranny
a blue haired
tranny
two days i may not post
at most
half an hour to summon
the power to
reset the router
based are my posts
and we forsee
a tranny ghost
joins the fourty three

[Anonymous No.16855903]

>>16855765
KEK

[Anonymous No.16855998]

>>16855903
Meant to write Janny instead of tranny twice but you get the idea

[Anonymous No.16856043]

>>16845582
BRAAAPPP
sniff
oh yes
my dear
quite pungent
indeed
is that
dare I say
eggs I smell?
sniff sniff
hmm
yes
quite so
my darling
sniff
quite pungent eggs
yes
very much so

[Anonymous No.16856420]

today while doing my usual book hunt i discovered an 'instagram poet' called atticus. his shtick seems similar to rupi's. he seems to have tapped that market that likes to fetishise poetry, loves posting inspirational quotes, and can't read anything more than 20 words without getting restless.

[Anonymous No.16856449]

>>16846055
Checked and keked

[Anonymous No.16856715]

>>16855765
baste

[Anonymous No.16857615]

This shit isn’t archived yet?
Ya’ll are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.16857628]

>>16852116
It is, because genuinely educated people will know that surface level cash grab shit poetry has always existed, and the success of it is nothing new, either. People like to push against her because they view her as a trendsetter in modern poetry. She's not. She's a blip in the face of pop culture, which is fine. Shes allowed to be there.

[Anonymous No.16857873]

does anyone else remember the japanese Rupi Kaur project on /lit/ a while ago? Whatever became of it?

[Anonymous No.16857891]

>>16857628
I admire her hustle, but still make fun of her poetry.

[Anonymous No.16857899]

>>16845582
i gave birth
to an egg
the chicken
came in
me
first

[Anonymous No.16858029]

Last Qing Empress Wanrong was such a QT.

She had a really sad life and died insane. depressed, and in withdrawal from opium in a Maoist reeducation camp.

[Anonymous No.16858041]

>>16858029
>Empress Wanrong

if she ran right she might not have been caught

[Anonymous No.16858044]

My vagina wet
like rain dew
on wheelbarrow
sliding down
down down down
onto the
patriarchy.

[Anonymous No.16858073]

>>16845582
>We fall
>Like leaves
>All different
>colours
>Some brown
>Some yellow
>We hit the ground
>All of us
>But at least we're
>not black
ftfy

[Anonymous No.16858079]

If Pound is
our Homer,
Rupi Kaur
is
our Virgil.

Pseuds mad.

[Anonymous No.16858815]

>>16845582
Taking a shit
I hate how much time
It takes out of my evening

[Anonymous No.16858842]

>>16845582
mic check
one two
who hates
minorities more
the white man
or
the jew?

[Anonymous No.16858845]

>>16858842
jews
are also
a
minority
and soon
whitoids
will
be
too

[Anonymous No.16858856]

>>16858845
just nominated this for a pulitzer prize. thank you, brave wom*n, for sharing.