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[Anonymous No.16822332]

>October 2018 – On 9 October 2018, a stabbing occurred at the Bellingshausen Station (cтaнция Бeллинcгayзeн), a Russian research station on King George Island. The perpetrator was Sergey Savitsky (Cepгeй Caвицкий), a 54-year-old electrical engineer. He stabbed Oleg Beloguzov (Oлeг Бeлoгyзoв), a 52-year old welder, in the chest multiple times. According to some sources, the attack occurred because Beloguzov was giving away the endings of books that Savitsky checked out at the station's library.

[Anonymous No.16822789]

>>16822332
did the penguins eat their corpses?

[Anonymous No.16822803]

>>16822789
No, the penguins were the ones that were actually revealing the endings of books, and then stabbed Oleg and set up Sergey to take the blame.

[Anonymous No.16822900]

>>16822803
bro you gave away the ending

[Anonymous No.16822922]

>>16822900
Oh no

[Anonymous No.16823405]

>A previously unpublished four-page pamphlet by Dr. George Murray Levick R.N. (1876–1956) on the ‘Sexual habits of the Adélie penguin’ was recently rediscovered at the Natural History Museum (NHM) at Tring. It was printed in 1915 but declined for publication with the official expedition reports. The account, based upon Levick's detailed field observations at Cape Adare (71°18S, 170°09E) during the course of the British Antarctic (Terra Nova) Expedition 1910, commented on frequency of sexual activity, autoerotic behaviour, and seemingly aberrant behaviour of young unpaired males and females including necrophilia, sexual coercion, sexual and physical abuse of chicks, non-procreative sex and homosexual behaviour. His observations were however accurate, valid and, with the benefit of hindsight, deserving of publication.

Why are penguins so deviant bros?

[Anonymous No.16823418]

>>16822332
Beloguzov was innocent. It is well known that spoiler tags stop working below temperatures of -20°C.

[Anonymous No.16823448]

>>16822789
no, that's shit. Penguins shit a lot, you can even see it from outer space.