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OH NO NO NO BOYSBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.16762936

I fucking hate zoomers.

>> No.16762937

>>16762928
based god

>> No.16763080

>>16762928
how the fuck can anyone take the bible seriously when it has shit like this in it?

>> No.16763167

I went to a catholic school, this was the go-to passage kids would show each other to to laugh at in religion class.
That, and the bit about breasts and gazelles in the song of songs.

>> No.16763191

>>16763080
>reads religious texts at a literal level
ngmi

>> No.16763198

>>16763080
Just read the New Testament aka the part of the Bible that wasn't dictated by the Demiurge

>> No.16763205

>boys
Translation is young men.

>bald
Baldness was associated with leprosy days, he was being attacked as a leper.

Also forgetting that they were mocking the bald man for not going into town to worship the bull.

>> No.16763226

>>16763205
Scrap that, iirc the translation was something like "young men of little importance or status" it can also refer to immature men.

>> No.16763243

>>16763167
for me, it was Ezekiel 23:20

>> No.16763246

>>16763080
What's the issue?

>> No.16763314
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>>16763198
This, but get the correct story of Genesis from the Apocryphon of John, The Hypostasis of the Archons, and the Apocolypse of Adam.

After this comic concludes Yaldaboath/Yahweh and his Archons gang rape Eve. Later they try to gang rape Noah's daughter Norea but she is the seed of Seth and has Gnosis and his occluded from them.

>> No.16763330

>>16763080
If you would like a serious response:
https://youtu.be/O_dJUCl1OiU

>> No.16763418
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>>16763314
>The God of the OT gang rapes Eve with the Angels.
Gee Anon, I totally don't get why you Gnostics get persecuted and genocided.

>> No.16764173

>>16763191
cope

>> No.16765453

>>16763314
Cool fanfic

>> No.16765476

>>16763080
Because it's funny and the Holy Spirit has the best sense of humor there ever was. Deal with it.

>> No.16765486

>>16763330
I swear to God if this guy says "its all a metaphoooor dude" im gonna lose it

>> No.16765489

>>16763080
what's the issue. Make fun of an threaten a prophet and get owned, simple as

>> No.16765495

>>16765486
YEP HE DID WHAT A SUPRISE

>> No.16765527

>>16765489
dude was on a divine mission and these unimportant immature young men mobbed and verbally attacked him
the fuck else was meant to happen?

>> No.16765632

>>16762928
I like to believe the bears in question were two particularly depraved gay men.

>> No.16765641
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There's a meme about this story, pic related

>> No.16765793

>>16763080
might be because a huge chunk of the bible is random jewish mythology and the rest is various authors barely stringing along anything that goes together.

add translation and 'translation' (modifying the text for dogma purposes) and it can sometimes be confusing as hell. it's a compilation there's no such thing as standalone manual for a religion. closest you get to something manual-like is indian religions.

>> No.16765795

>>16765486
>>16765495
Of course it's a metaphor you fucking mouthbreather.

>> No.16765799

>>16765795
cope

>> No.16765810

>>16762928
>And he killed FOURTY lads
>That's as many as FOUR TENS!

>> No.16765858

>>16765486
>>16765495
No he didn't, seems you got filtered. He's saying there's a pattern behind it, that doesn't mean it didn't happen. Events in the Bible are meaningful and symbolic in the sense that they mean something and participate in something beyond themselves, and are thus to be understood that way, and are framed that way. It doesn't mean they are not events.

>> No.16765865

>>16765858
No, I'm pretty sure elisha was just a bragging story that remained because it fit the narrative.
>Yeah bros these guys told me I'm a leper and I smoked time yeah don't mess with lisha nissa

>> No.16765875

>>16762928
God hates people when they're not polite

>> No.16765916
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>>16765865
>that remained because it fit the narrative.
Well of course. Why would you tell the story otherwise? It doesn't generally say what he had for breakfast, or that he scratched his left ear or whatever, because those things are not meaningful beyond themselves. They may have happened, but we don't care that they do.
The story distills the meaning, it is framed by the narrative, selected by the narrative.
Nevertheless to say that "this never happened and it's just a cool made up story" is heresy and someone saying that is anathema desu

>> No.16765979

>>16763080
>mess with a prophet of God
>get destroyed
What is not to understand? If you shove a lion would you not get mauled?

>> No.16767258

>>16763226
No-go. The words used in the original Hebrew literally mean "little boys" and are translated as such in every single instance in which it appears in the Bible.

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NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN KIDERINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>> No.16767284

>>16763080
Christcucks SEETHING in response to this

>> No.16767314

>>16763418
>They hated him because he told the truth.

>> No.16767321
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>>16763080

>> No.16767328

>>16762928
>42 boys
was Elisha surrounded by like 50 boys mocking him for being bald or did the bears just kill random kids unrelated to the mocking?

>> No.16767365

>>16763080
1) It's been around for so long, people simply cannot believe this many people fell for what is obviously a load of nonsense.

2) It gives dumb people an easy to understand story that explains how the world came into existent, works, and how one should behave in it.

3) It's ultimately written so broadly that people who are too smart to take it literally as in (2), but still have the belief described in (1), can project whatever meaning they want into it, and act as though it was written there intentionally.

>> No.16767403

>>16765641
lmao

>> No.16767482

>>16762928
They made fun of his hair which is an easy target but they should have been making fun of his girl name what the hell

Are there jew boys nowadays named Elisha still? That's really embarassing. I hope they get made fun of by scores of children as well.

>> No.16767511

>>16763314
I never noticed the demiurge being born from the "well fuck" text bubble before thats funny

>> No.16767538

>>16762928
Lmao classic foxy grandpa had the boys moment

>> No.16767715

>>16763080
people are unironically retards

>> No.16767864

>>16763080
it was written in code so that it can filter the goyim. seems to be working as intended.

>> No.16767899

>>16765641
lmao brilliant. Too bad I don’t know anyone who would get this meme

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>> No.16767913

>>16767321

Incredibly based

>> No.16767915

>>16767907

kek

>> No.16767926

>>16767907
I'm fucking dying lmao

>> No.16767942

>>16767907
made me exhale forcefully