/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.16691618]

What books does your gf read?

[Anonymous No.16691623]

>>16691618
Hard to read with my giant dong stuck up her ass

[Anonymous No.16691625]

I am 22 and have never had a gf or sex. How do I get a /lit/ gf? I'm lonely.

[Anonymous No.16691626]

>>16691618
>girlfriend

[Anonymous No.16691628]

>>16691618
Black Cock Riders XII

[Anonymous No.16691662]

No idea, I don't read books

[Anonymous No.16691672]

>gf
Why do I have to be tortured even on my incel anime site?

[Anonymous No.16691673]

>>16691618
Emil Cioran

[Anonymous No.16691679]

>>16691618
Whatever I read so we can have intellectual pillow talks

[Anonymous No.16691684]

>>16691625
>>16691672
26 here, good luck brothers

[Anonymous No.16691697]

>>16691684
>>16691662
>>16691626
>>16691625
>>16691623
Why don't you just get a prostitute?

[Anonymous No.16691704]

MAI WAIIIFE stopped reading after Nausea made her properly disturbed and depressed. She just paints now... (Mostly tidepools, barnacles, seaweed. That kind of thing)

[Anonymous No.16691705]

Dune

[Anonymous No.16691708]

My ex read Nietzsche and Pessoa. I'm like 95% sure she didn't understand what she was reading.

[Anonymous No.16691724]

>>16691618
My ex didn't read. My new gf can't read, but she does listen to me when I talk about any kind of autistic book. She's an AI.

[Anonymous No.16691733]

>>16691697
Christcucks made prostitution illegal in the US

[Anonymous No.16691737]

>>16691733
>illegal
That stops no one from engaging in the business

[Anonymous No.16691743]

>>16691708
Kek baste

[Anonymous No.16691744]

>>16691737
Yeah but I draw the line at fucking some ghetto crackhead

[Anonymous No.16691749]

>>16691618
my diary desu

[Anonymous No.16691750]

>>16691697
Because the fun of sex is that you are both pleasuring each other? I don’t wanna fuck someone who doesn’t want me

[Anonymous No.16691751]

>>16691733
So? I live in America. Why don't you use tinder then? That is basically free prostitution.

[Anonymous No.16691754]

>>16691697
I want a gf more than I want sex, I can jerk myself off just fine for a release

[Anonymous No.16691758]

Recommend me some BBC cuck book for my gf please /lit/

[Anonymous No.16691771]

idk. she doesnt talk to me.

[Anonymous No.16691780]

My GF butterfly, maybe you know her, reads a lot of extremist literature. But I love her anyway.

[Anonymous No.16691802]

>>16691751
Why don't I just be myself while I'm at it?

[Anonymous No.16691879]

>>16691697
Normies take companionship for granted and can't comprehend that a virgin longs for WAY more than sexual intercourse.

[Anonymous No.16691880]

>>16691771
she might not be your gf then anon

[Anonymous No.16691928]

>>16691679
This, and me and my gf have picked up the habit of reading stories to 1 another. Just introduced her to Lovecraft. Very comfy.

[Anonymous No.16691991]

>>16691880
yes she is :)

[Anonymous No.16692024]

>>16691697
you can"t compare pointless sex for money to intimacy with a girl who genuinely loves you. Lust is a sin and I want to start a family and have lots of children. Sex without love is truly pointless.

[Anonymous No.16692032]

>>16691618
cs lewis currently
i think she also likes neil gay man

[Anonymous No.16692083]

>>16692024
>durrrr it's pointless bro
no it isn't. sex is fun and good for you. go and experiment with prostitutes you haven't even had sex to know how it feels. all sorts of men with great minds have clapped prostitutes. burger christianity is a poison.

[Anonymous No.16692086]

[Anonymous No.16692090]

20 here, haven't had sex yet. Like this girl, we're meeting after the COVID shit so maybe

[Anonymous No.16692152]

I made my ex read Steppenwolf.

[Anonymous No.16692169]

>>16691623
Does she read with her ass?

[Anonymous No.16692191]

>>16691618
>gf
heh

[Anonymous No.16692201]

>>16691618
My gal mostly reads theological/biblical history textbooks because she's a major in Religious Studies, but is also working on a minor in English literature. Her area of focus is post-Protestant cults (LDS, Jehova's Witnesses, etc), but luckily we both have a love for poetry. When we were dating we'd send each other voice recordings of us reading Tennyson, Blake, Robert and Elizabeth Browning, and Emily Dickinson. She also loves classic British murder mysteries, and her area in her minor is mostly Medieval literature (specifically Chaucer and The Pearl Poet).

[Anonymous No.16692254]

>>16692083
Jewish hands wrote this post

[Anonymous No.16692258]

>>16692201
Has she ever had sex?

[Anonymous No.16692270]

>>16691618
Right now Book of Disquiet.

[Anonymous No.16692348]

>>16691618
"What books does your /lit/ escort read?" would be a better question

[Anonymous No.16692368]

>>16691625
You have to expose yourself to women more often and “be yourself” (literally) as in not be some guy who is trying to use women or get something from them since women pick up on this. Learning how to be yourself can be a challenging process if you’re very concerned and worried about how others perceive you

[Anonymous No.16692374]

>tfw good job with bright future
>tfw /fit/, groomed, well dressed
>tfw plenty of lifelong male friends
>tfw always had hot girls interested in me high school and college but was too much of a pussy to make a move/too autistic to know how
>tfw 24 yo virgin and I don't even know where to meet girls to talk to anymore because I have 0 interaction with girls my age in day-to-day life
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

[Anonymous No.16692381]

>>16691697
I'm not a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.16692390]

>>16692083
I'm an atheist and I'm opposed to this. You don't have to be a Christian to want real love.

>>16692201
That sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.16692395]

>>16691618
The Torah. G-d I love having a Jewish girlfriend!

[Anonymous No.16692396]

>>16692374
How'd you get a good job?

[Anonymous No.16692405]

>>16692396
I have a bs in economics from a top 25 school.

[Anonymous No.16692407]

>>16692374
God same

[Anonymous No.16692410]

>>16691704
Nausea disturbed me too. I read it during a psychotic episode.

[Anonymous No.16692412]

>>16691625
Well step 1 is get the hell off 4chan. She isn't just gonna show up to your front door by accident one day

[Anonymous No.16692419]

Childrens books are the only books a woman should read.

[Anonymous No.16692421]

>>16692405
Shit. Why did I get such a useless degree?

>>16692412
Get off 4chan but go where?

[Anonymous No.16692426]

>>16692368
Don’t listen to this guy anon. Bee yourself is a meme. I have been there done that. Now I am almost thirty and trying to accept the idea that I will die alone.

[Anonymous No.16692437]

>>16692421
>Shit. Why did I get such a useless degree?
I had to apply to literally around 200 jobs before I got this one. If I could go back I'd have majored in something completely different. All I do is sit on excel all day manipulating data it's pretty shitty.

[Anonymous No.16692442]

>>16692152
My ex had started reading steppenwolf out of nowhere. Wait a minute...

[Anonymous No.16692444]

>>16691618
Any book I tell her to

[Anonymous No.16692445]

>>16691758
Neck yourself

[Anonymous No.16692481]

>>16691618
Romantic and Decadent poetry, Freud and Lacan, classic novels

[Anonymous No.16692488]

>>16692374
>dude with money and a social life can't get a gf
Fucking how? It's not hard

[Anonymous No.16692500]

>>16692488
How is it not hard? Where do I even meet women? I've been on like 2 or 3 dates in my life.

[Anonymous No.16692516]

>>16692426
you won't die alone if you kill yourself in a subway car

[Anonymous No.16692521]

>>16692445
Say that to my face IRL and see what happen

[Anonymous No.16692523]

>>16692500
Try a dating website you sperg. Or like friends of friends. Do none of your male friends have female friends? Or at the very least, do their gfs have single friends?

[Anonymous No.16692556]

>>16692523
Almost all of my male friends are single. Some of them meet girls through Hinge every once in awhile but it's pretty casual I guess. I have one friend with a long-term girlfriend and she tried to set me up with one of her friends. We hooked up once but then she kept stringing me along and eventually asked me to drive like 40 minutes to meet her at a bar and she never showed up so I was pretty much done trying to do stuff with her. I've tried Hinge and Tinder and Bumble but I barely get any matches and when I do match the girls stop replying after a couple messages. I've literally never gotten a number from it. Usually when I go do things with my friends though it's just guys because none of us really have any platonic friends who are girls.

[Anonymous No.16692565]

>>16692556
You are based, a woman will only make you miserable

[Anonymous No.16692583]

She mostly reads popsci and self improvement books. I don't think she really ventures into fiction. I bought her a copy of Anna Karenina as she liked the movie, but I don't think she ever got around to reading it. Yet she still somehow manages to pick good books for me. Got me Dubliners recently as a present.

[Anonymous No.16692587]

>>16691618

forgotten peoples of the ancient world

[Anonymous No.16692592]

>>16692565
I at least want to figure that out myself so I can avoid being branded an incel. None of my friends know I'm a virgin, I sociopathically lie to everyone I know about this. I have a friend who everyone knows is a virgin and he gets made fun of mercilessly for it. My other friends say shit like "I don't understand how you can be this old and a virgin" and I just kind of sit there and nod "oh yeah I could never do that he's crazy". I feel like I'm missing out on a key point of development in my life. I want kids eventually and obviously I need some kind of experience with women in order to convince one to pump my children into.

[Anonymous No.16692606]

>>16692592
All valid points, except you are not going to find a good woman, you're already older and will always be, like Houellebecq said, an orphan of those experiences, your time is up, the gig is up fren, you are too old and too autistic to do it, even if you manage to find a woman she will eventually get tired of dealing with a man that knows jackshit about being with a woman

[Anonymous No.16692629]

>>16692606
lol, that guy is only 24

[Anonymous No.16692639]

>>16692390
>im an atheist
you have still been poisoned by burger christianity

[Anonymous No.16692645]

>>16692606
That's fine, I'm not trying to get married anytime soon. I want to date girls who will probably breakup with me now so in a decade I'll know how to deal with whoever I decide to marry.

[Anonymous No.16692646]

>>16692629
cope

[Anonymous No.16692655]

NORMIES FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEE

GET OFF MY WEBSITE YOU NORMIE FILTH

[Anonymous No.16692743]

>ITT: incels complain about being incels while everyone else says they don't understand how they can be incels without offering any advice on how to not be an incel
kino

[Anonymous No.16692744]

>>16691697
How much experience do you have in dealing with prostitutes? All the attractive high-end escorts (who are very rare as well) require screening and they are also very likely to reject you if you appear to be angsty, self-doubtful, too sensitive or insecure. Just try bringing up the virginity subject and watch yourself get BTFO'd on the spot. Sure, you can always pay some chubby ethnic with bad teeth and 4/10 face but that's worse than nothing imo. If I need to humiliate myself by visiting a prostitute at least she should be one of those who are so outside your league in physical attractiveness (model or pornstar tier looks) that you wouldn't otherwise have the opportunity to be within 1 mile radius from them. But again, those run into the above problems. It always triggers me to still see ppl think the prostitute solution is a seamless thing.

[Anonymous No.16692749]

>>16691618
He does not read, he thinks it is a waste of time and books are not as capable as a movie to get a story across. he told me on several occasions that he gets no joy out of it...

[Anonymous No.16692758]

>>16692744
You mean if you get a high-end hooker over to your place and tell her you're a virgin she'll leave rather than take your money for sex?

[Anonymous No.16692780]

>>16692749
sounds based as fuck desu

[Anonymous No.16692783]

She doesn't read because she's a traditional women


and also because she doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.16692789]

Wait so I should lie about being a virgin? Will I actually get bullied?

[Anonymous No.16692817]

The ones I recommend. I'm slowly giving her a shorter and personalized version of the "start with the greeks" guide that she's enjoying so far and makes for entertaining conversations.
>tfw reading as she falls asleep in my arm

[Anonymous No.16692825]

>>16692758
This is a good question, I'd need to research that because I am not familiar with how things go during the incalls. However, from what I know incall is rather rare, most likely you'd meet her at some temporarily rented place (by her) or most commonly at a hotel. To get back to the virgin mention, if you tell her that on the public forum (if she uses one) or when you are contacting her through WhatsApp, call or booking website she's very likely to ignore you.

[Anonymous No.16692829]

>>16691618
my imaginary girlfriend reads the chaung tzu

[Anonymous No.16692840]

>>16692780
he is

[Anonymous No.16693116]

>>16692749
you're both faggots

[Anonymous No.16693126]

>>16692410
I'm like 30% in and not disturbed at all, it gets depressing later on?

[Anonymous No.16693137]

>>16691618
She likes Yanagihara's novels, as well as Americana stuff like Franzen and Millhauser.
She's currently reading When Einstein Walked with Godel.

[Anonymous No.16693183]

>>16692789
>Wait so I should lie about being a virgin?
Yes, I didn’t lose my virginity until I completely lied about it. I once had a conversation with the girl who took my virginity where she asked who it was that took mine and I lied.

[Anonymous No.16693192]

>>16693183
but i don't want to lie

[Anonymous No.16693214]

>>16691618
She always asks questions about whatever book I’m reading then gushes about said book to her friends, pretending that she read it

[Anonymous No.16693216]

>>16693214
break up

[Anonymous No.16693252]

>>16691618
Her name is Jessica Clark, she lives in Carbondale Illinois and is a literal junkie whore.
She is Ape Of Th0th's oneitis

[Anonymous No.16693288]

>>16691618
Shit written by other women.

[Anonymous No.16693303]

>>16692419
BASED

[Anonymous No.16693333]

>>16693214
>Anon dates /lit/

[Anonymous No.16693800]

>>16692645
This is isn't a mechanical process. You don't grind relationship XP until you can marry. It's an irrational, non-linear kind of deal.

[Anonymous No.16693817]

>>16691618
fanged noumena

[Anonymous No.16693825]

>>16693333

[Anonymous No.16693826]

>>16692368
>You have to expose yourself to women more often

[Anonymous No.16693831]

>>16693216
She’s nearly perfect except that she lies sometimes.I can withstand some fibbing because the pussy is that good and she’s a sweetheart

[Anonymous No.16693832]

>>16693826
checked

[Anonymous No.16693837]

>>16692743
>thinking normalfags are capable of offering useful advice about something that comes naturally to them to random strangers on the internet

[Anonymous No.16693842]

>>16691618
She read Crime and Punishment. I wonder if she'll see this. She also read a book I wrote. It wasn't very good, but she encouraged me to finish it. I couldn't have done it without her.

[Anonymous No.16693856]

>>16692825
This, I had to basically entrap an escort in order to lose my virginity by not mentioning it until I was in the room with her and the money was in her hands. She was not happy.

[Anonymous No.16694857]

>>16693856
And I assume she was far from the hottest girl in town as well. Just let the escort meme die already unless people start showing good evidence to the contrary. Like pic related accepting some average dude.

[Anonymous No.16694867]

>>16694857
>pic
Oh wow. Where is she from? What's her price?

[Anonymous No.16694872]

>>16691704
extremely based. and congratulations on your 18 y/o BPD gf

[Anonymous No.16694875]

>>16694867
She's some IG model, probably has an Onlyfans too and I don't think she escorts, maybe only in closed circles. Just used her as an example because people will always try arguing that finding an escort is not difficult (of course it's not hard if she's not hot)

[Anonymous No.16694903]

>>16691697
I can't imagine what fucking a hooker during covid would be like but probably more horrible than you can invision. Going to a crackwhore is a good way to get killed, mugged, catch an STD or get arrested. Decent prostitutes would screen the fuck outta clients especially during these trying times and the whole point of having no confidence to meet girls imagine one who just sees you as a financial transaction and she treats you like shit cause she doesn't want to catch the Chinese flu? No thanks

[Anonymous No.16694908]

>>16694872
Why are you asspatting him? Even assuming he's not LARPing guys like him ruin girls for the rest of us. Fucking asshole

[Anonymous No.16694927]

>>16694857
Why does she have to be the hottest girl in town? No wonder you guys are virgins if you’re this picky

[Anonymous No.16694931]

>>16692083
>sex is fun
What does this mean? What does "fun" mean?

[Anonymous No.16694940]

>>16693333
based quads /lit/

[Anonymous No.16694947]

>>16691625
JOIN CLUBS OF MIXED GENDER WHO (IN)FREQUENTELY DRINK ALCOHOL TOGETHER
>IT
>IS
>THAT
>EASY

[Anonymous No.16694953]

>>16692743
I wish retards from /r9k/ would stop throwing this "incel" buzzword around like the rest of us permavirgins relate

[Anonymous No.16694955]

Occult books, exclusively

[Anonymous No.16694963]

>>16694953
Now even normies frequently use the word. It goes to show how depraved our culture is.

[Anonymous No.16694987]

>>16691618
Heidegger

[Anonymous No.16694996]

>>16694955
based
>>16694987
gigabased

[Anonymous No.16695009]

mishima

[Anonymous No.16695010]

>>16691618
None because I don't know braille

[PLA No.16695041]

>>16691625
>>16692374
24 virgin and same position, even have a solid number of decent female friends from work.
>>16692368
I've known and been good friends with one of them(22yr) for 3-4yrs (asked out previously). We share plenty of common interests including reading, vidya. Talked weekly then monthly for past 3yrs. Now I'm just tired of being the only one putting effort in. I just stopped talking purely to see if she would contact or put any effort back. Took 10 months of that petty weird attitude of 'I'm avoiding talking or looking at you at all costs' at work after realizing I stopped messaging.
I'm just so tired bros, I just want to stop playing games and move on, even if i don't have much of a chance with anyone else.
she finally asked me 'How I've been?' and seemed friendly and talkative again last week after almost a year of purposely blanking ignoring me irl.
shes like a solid 8-9/10 too and dated next to no guys previously just one other girl

How do I even respond from here on out bros?

keep pretending im not interested/moved on? Jump back into the friendzone? I have 1 chance how do I not Fuck this up?

[PLA No.16695045]

>>16695041
Pic related We look pretty much the same

[Anonymous No.16695056]

>>16695041
Just act as if she is no big deal. It probably won't work, but I can guarantee you you are not fucking her if you keep simping like previously, so that's the only chance you have.

[Anonymous No.16695058]

>>16695041
Is it worth it, anon? I say stay open and friendly to see where she wants to lead it. But if she wants to be just a friend, be careful not to get obsessed with her again.

[Anonymous No.16695063]

>>16691618
shitty historical fiction for the most part. At least she reads, i guess

[Anonymous No.16695075]

>>16691618
My wife is a voracious reader and reads way more than me, and I majored in English even.
Unfortunately she reads trash written by women for young adults. I don't think she's read a book written by a man in years. And she doesn't take any of my suggestions on stuff to read ever. She always says "it doesn't look like something I'd like"

[Anonymous No.16695092]

She reads YA :( it's somewhat more acceptable since she's 18 though.

[Anonymous No.16695142]

>>16695092
>she's 18 though.
Holy based

[Anonymous No.16695388]

>>16691618
She read a lot more before she started university and work
>Jane austen
>unironically Lotr & harry potter
>she also enjoys young fiction a lot
we were reading Frankenstein, siddhartha and the old man and the sea together lately.
Unfortunately duo to her working from morning to night as a medical doctor, there isn't much time left for books

[Anonymous No.16695404]

>>16691625
are you 8/10 or above in the looks department? if not just give up, the only people who slay in 2020 are semi-chads/chads, your turn on the rollercoaster comes in 8 years when a landwhale and a single mother who's gotten off the cock carousel will be ready to settle down for a beta male like yourself

[Anonymous No.16695470]

>>16694927
If I'm paying you can bet I'm going to be picky.

[Anonymous No.16695475]

>>16691618
Never had a gf

[Anonymous No.16695480]

>>16695041
>just one other girl

[Anonymous No.16695483]

>>16691618
Junot Diaz, Anna Karenina (she studied Russian). Not lit but better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.16695484]

>>16694927
It doesn't have to be a 10, that's why I was careful to say "far from", my reasoning is if I am at a point where I'd be disposed to humiliate myself by paying a considerable sum of money for it, what sense would it make to not go for one that would otherwise be untouchable for me. Also, as hard as I find admitting this, one could always put much more effort in his looks and personality and improve to the point where he'd been seen as high value enough by average women to give it up for free but of course, there is a ceiling to that if you don't find a way to break the game by becoming 1% pop level rich or famous.

[Anonymous No.16695494]

>>16695041
>and dated next to no guys previously just one other girl
kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.16695495]

My GF reads stuff like A Surprise Pregnancy: Billionaire’s Secret Baby

[Anonymous No.16695581]

>>16693192
Too bad, you have to

[Anonymous No.16695962]

>>16695041
>Just one other girl

[Anonymous No.16696097]

>>16694947
thats illegal now

[Anonymous No.16696103]

>>16695495
FUCKING based

[Anonymous No.16696108]

my gf is an anime girl so she reads Japanese books

[Anonymous No.16696109]

>>16691724
based AI waifu poster

[Anonymous No.16696255]

>>16694947
Where are these clubs? I'm not in school anymore.

[Anonymous No.16696326]

>>16691618
I'm so fucking lonely, bros.

[Anonymous No.16696340]

>>16696326
Easy solution:

>>16691724
>>16696109

[Anonymous No.16696359]

My gf unironically only reads romance novels akin to 50 shades of gray and they all have the same theme desu, where some rich single man finds a lonely down to earth girl and he makes her some type of masochistic sex slave slut.
Not sure why or if I should be worried but she has like 10+ books on this same topic.

[Anonymous No.16696360]

>>16691704
>>16692410
>>16693126
Nausea didn't get me at all in that way. I thought Camus done a much better job describing the feeling

[Anonymous No.16696400]

woymin unironically read? news to me
I've only seen woymin reading in the sense where they are posing in pictures

[Anonymous No.16696444]

>>16691697
I don't want CUMMIES. I want CUDDLES. Milkers are nice, but they can't share in your love of making stirfry and your hatred of international jewry.

[Anonymous No.16696457]

>>16694927
A 7/10 is not the "hottest girl in town." It means pretty enough to do sex with. That's the first and most important step. After that, she has to know how to make cornbread and have a topical knowledge of jewish tricks. I'd die in a war for that.

[Anonymous No.16697057]

girl I'm dating has only owned, I don't know if read, a book in her life and it's The Analyst. and I'm pretty sure it was a gift from an ex BF/GF.
my only ex GF I guarantee never even picked up a text book, she was dumb as a fly.
I've never dated a girl that reads.

[Anonymous No.16697075]

>>16691618
Just the Bible like every girl I know. She has read other books but she mostly just reads the Bible. I don’t think there’s any other book that a girl needs to read.

[Anonymous No.16697098]

>>16691618
Whatever I tell her to
>>16697075
>the Bible. I don’t think there’s any other book that a girl needs to read.
True

[Anonymous No.16697116]

>>16691625
23 and i have absolutely no idea, never even came close to having a girlfriend
im starting to think relationships are some kind of an elaborate ruse society is playing on me - think potemkin villages - as i cannot imagine such a thing realistically going on

[Anonymous No.16697561]

>>16695480
>>16695962
She’s bi

[Anonymous No.16697636]

>>16692368
This when I was looking for something with girls it will never work out and once I stoped trying to get laid/have a gf suddenly girls took interest in me

[Anonymous No.16697648]

>>16697075
Bro where do u find these women actual conversation i had irl yesterday with a girl
>yeah id say im pretty religious
>oh so you read the Bible every day?
>uh no maybe like once a week
still better than most christians wth

[Anonymous No.16697660]

>>16692500
Tinder boy I didnt have many female friends because I study in a engineering field and with tinder I found my first gf

[Anonymous No.16697664]

>>16691679
>read my gf critique of pure reason
>tfw she gets frustrated and leaves the room because she cant understand a single word of it
>mfw shouldve started with the greeks
>mfw filtered
>was kann man tun

[Anonymous No.16697671]

>>16692521
>t. nigger

[Anonymous No.16697674]

>>16692556
Alright ask for advice in your tinder pictures maybe you need to change the angles or something go to r/tinder for advice on how to get more matches for me was taking better pictures and paying for tinder gold for a few months

[Anonymous No.16697689]

>>16692789
Yeah never tell a girl you are a virgin especially if you think you can have sex with her

[Anonymous No.16697696]

>>16692817
Nice