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>…it is said, by Plotinus himself, that he was breastfed until the age of eight. When he got thirsty he went to his wet nurse and bared her breasts in order to suck; he finally stopped after she rebuked him harshly.
Why did Porphyry feel this anecdote was worth preserving for all of time in a homage to his most respected teacher?

>> No.16633536

Based

>> No.16633602

>>16633526
Did his wet nurse also jack him off as he fed?

>> No.16633616
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>>16633526
so that we'd known that Plotinus is a based mommy milk lover

>> No.16633625

How do I hire a wet nurse?

>> No.16633653

>>16633625
seconding

>> No.16633660

>>16633526
>Why did Porphyry feel this anecdote was worth preserving for all of time in a homage to his most respected teacher?
to explain why his nose was all bashed in

>> No.16633672
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>>16633526
does milk milk gib henosis, pls say yes

>> No.16633810

>>16633526
Maybe it was Porphyry's revenge for the master's pompousness. As Oscar Wilde said: "Great men have many disciples and it is always Judas who writes the biography."

>> No.16633838

>>16633810
I don't think so, he goes on to say he was eternally indebted to Plotinus because Plotinus talked him out of killing himself. I think it was to show that Plotinus was a humble person who was willing to share an embarrassing memory.

>> No.16633859

I was breast fed until 6 and I'm 5 inches taller than the other tallest member of my family. Could be a coincidence, but it's interesting nonetheless. I have also never been ill.

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>>16633526
>why yes, the source of my vast intellect was mommy milkies, how could you tell?

>> No.16633891

>>16633878
με βάση

>> No.16633901
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>>16633526
now it makes sense....

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>>16633901

>> No.16633915

>>16633901
Pythagoras came up with that, though

>> No.16633917

>>16633901
Mommy milk is Lord?

I feel...

Enthusiastic. I've hitting it bros, I think I can see it all.

>> No.16633928

The Neoplatonists had some wacky stories. Like Hypatia scared away a horny follower by showing him her blood stained menstrual rags. Julian loved excessive sacrifices even though all the other Platonists thought that was retarded.

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Good man

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>>16633932

>> No.16633940
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>Porphyry

>> No.16633943

>>16633859
Based and milkpilled.

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>>16633859
This, mommy milk is the elixir of chadness itself

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>Porphyryr

What if I told you Amelius was the better pupil?

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16633986

I remind you that the Platonist sect was red-pilled on the subject of mommy milk.

>> No.16634001

>>16633526
plotinus the psychologist: nice reading
plotinus the metaphysician: blavatsky-tier garbage

>> No.16634164

>>16634001
Interesting take, can you elaborate why?

>> No.16634500

>>16633901
LMAO

>> No.16634507

>>16633526
>>16633536
>>16633602
He's 8 years old, it's weird but it's not sexual at all. Many kings/emperors have had a similar treatment.

>> No.16635005

>>16633526
Plotinus also didn't study philosophy at all until he was 28 and didn't start teaching until he was 40. In addition, he nearly convinced the empire to build a city based on the Laws and Republic, but the bureaucracy got in the way.

>> No.16635245

>>16633936
Based Titeyes

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.
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>> No.16636020

>>16635005
>he nearly convinced the empire to build a city based on the Laws and Republic, but the bureaucracy got in the way
God what could have been...

>> No.16636835

>>16633526
>in addition to being the most respected philosopher of your time and reinvigorating the Platonic school for centuries, you dedicate your free time to educating and raising orphaned children
>future young adults on the internet only know about the dumb story you told your friend once

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>>16636020

It would have been an interesting experiment.

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>>16633901
lol

>> No.16636882

>>16636835
>Noooo you can't tell this anecdote about his life, you have to talk about all the other ones!

>> No.16636898

Best thread on /lit/ in a good while.

>> No.16636906

>>16633901
Platonious was a booba poster
it makes sense

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>>16633901

>> No.16636959

If I ever become a famous philosopher, I would like my future biographers reading my 4chan posting history to know that I like girls in sweaters.

>> No.16636973

>>16636959
Noted it in my diary, anon

>> No.16636976

>>16633901
ahahahaha

>> No.16636984

Because Platonists deal with truth not embellishments.

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IT'S HAPPENING

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>>16633901

>> No.16637007

>>16636988
I-IM EMANOOOOOOOOOTING

>> No.16637025

>>16633901
LMFAO HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>> No.16637031

>>16633986
BASED

>> No.16637052

Egyptian culture.

>> No.16637096

>>16633928
>One story in particular told by Damascius in the Suda reflects a likely picture of her attitude toward romantic love. When accosted by a young man who professed his love for her, Hypatia showed him her bloody menstrual rags and told him it was the body he loved and he did not "love beauty for its own sake."

>> No.16637156

>>16633526
>Why did Porphyry feel this anecdote was worth preserving for all of time in a homage to his most respected teacher?
Breastfeeding as long as possible does make children smarter

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>>16633928

I love these guys like you wouldn't believe.

>> No.16637173

>>16635005
>Plotinus also didn't study philosophy at all until he was 28 and didn't start teaching until he was 40
thats exacrly how it should be you mouthbreather hunchers

>> No.16637211

>>16637169
synchronicity

>> No.16637217

>>16637173
I was pointing it out because /lit/ is often insecure about lacking a classical education from early childhood.

>> No.16637247

>>16633986
Highly based

>> No.16637292

>>16633810
That's a retarded quote, Judas didn't write crap

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>>16633901

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>>16633901
Mine eyes have seen, and my soul rejoiced

>> No.16637559

>>16633901
Is it a booba eye or a boob?

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>>16633901
>epic mass reply dude xDxDxD
>let me attach a picture to make it more reddit XdXd

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>>16633901

>> No.16637838

Plotinus? more like PloTITnus
>>16633901
kek'd